Before An Ruosu could react, Li Hongran suddenly grabbed her and threw her to the ground: "You can't build muscle just by running!"

An Ruosu's face turned bright red, as if it could drip water.

He rolled to the side in a panic, dodging Li Hongran's next takedown attempt.

Chen Cheng strode over and grabbed Li Hongran by the collar: "Hey, Lao Li, are you drunk? Don't hit me."

"No, no, I was just testing his strength... uh, sorry." Li Hongran scratched his head and extended his rough but strong hand to An Ruosu. "Are you alright, Susu?"

"Thank goodness..." An Ruosu was not injured, but she looked shaken.

……

Chapter Four: Redefining a Slightly Tipsy

At first, Qiu Yi was trying to stop the other boys from drinking too much, but now she was so drunk that she was lying on the ground, muttering to herself, "Girls shouldn't drink, don't drink... really... uh..."

The boys who had been drinking seemed to be addicted, and couldn't help but drink some more.

And he even went around toasting people.

Even Mr. Xue couldn't escape it; Duanmu Ji forced him to drink a small sip of bayberry wine. Right now, the two guys, neither of whom could hold their liquor very well, were putting their arms around each other's shoulders and talking in a thick tongue.

Mo Xueyao couldn't help but lean closer to listen:

"Xiaoxue, do you think it will be possible to use those 'click' transformation items in the future, so you can put on armor and become like a Kamen Rider?"

"Theoretically, it's possible, but you'd have to wear it beforehand; it's called an exoskeleton armor." Mr. Xue hiccuped. "Uh... but it's okay, we can create things that don't exist..."

"What...is your dream?"

"Me? Um... Earth..."

"Earth?" Duanmu Ji asked, his tongue slurring, clearly puzzled.

"Earth...let the entire Earth travel through a wormhole and arrive at another galaxy..."

"Ha, ha ha ha... How is that possible?"

"Hmm...not necessarily, anything is possible..." Mr. Xue rubbed his reddened eyes. "What I like best is actually physics, you know that?"

"How...how...did I know?"

“Physics, it’s really…so…so great…the foundation of everything…the whole world is made up of physics…chemistry, chemistry is also a branch of physics…” He took a deep breath, released his grip on Duanmu Ji’s shoulder, lay back in the chair, and stared blankly at the sky.

Duanmu Ji didn't disturb him, but silently performed the transformation moves from Kamen Rider, constantly chanting the Japanese word 'transformation'.

“It’s hopeless…” Mo Xueyao shook her head and looked away.

The boys who were drinking had gathered at the front. They had originally wanted to pull Huang Yuxi over, but fortunately the girls hadn't drunk much, so they stopped them.

People tend to lose their sense of propriety when they drink alcohol, and Huang Yuxi absolutely cannot drink alcohol; his health is even worse than Yu Shu's.

At least Yu Shu can still do some vigorous exercise, while Huang Yuxi cannot.

With his constitution, he was already completely drunk after being given just a little beer.

Sanhua Tongjue later told Wang Jiale about this, and naturally, Wang Jiale's big mouth made the whole class know.

That's a good thing, at least in situations like this, the girls will protect him.

"Drink up—Gaia!" The back of the classroom was even more lively than the front. Le Tingfeng was demonstrating Ultraman's transformation pose to Duanmu Ji, even providing voice-over sound effects. "Thump—"

"What is this?"

"Ultraman, Gaia."

"...Never heard of it."

"You don't actually know about Ultraman Tiga, do you?"

"And Seven and the original."

Do you know Seven's theme song?

"Yes."

"Come on, with me—Seven, Seven, Seven!"

This isn't a farewell party; it's clearly a hall for drunkards.

Mo Xueyao looked up at the sky and sighed, somewhat wanting to leave early.

But then, the noise suddenly increased by more than ten decibels.

"Come on, anyone want to wrestle? Let's have a challenge! Do you have a mat, Gao Yuan? Don't hurt anyone."

"No..." Gao Yuan barely opened her bloodshot eyes. "How could I possibly... have something like that!"

"Then I'll get some cushions from the equipment room!" Li Hongran seemed to have suddenly returned to normal, and shouted loudly to the people around her with a strong voice, "Boys, come with me!"

Mo Xueyao pressed down on her legs, which were about to move, and patted her head.

Li Hongran returned quickly with a group of slightly drunk boys. They somehow managed to get the keys, and they did bring back seven or eight soft mats that the girls usually used for sit-ups.

"Ugh—next time when we use it, won't it just smell like alcohol?" Wang Jiale shook his head with a look of disgust.

"Anyway, this cushion isn't exactly clean..." Mo Xueyao didn't care, after all, she had seen this thing get stepped on several times, and the footprints were still there when it was taken out again.

Maybe they haven't been washed since they were bought.

With a soft mat, there are even more ways to play.

Li Hongran took off her shoes and started setting up a challenge in the middle. The loser had to drink a small sip of bayberry liquor.

Chen Cheng also joined in. He was about the same height as Li Hongran, but he still looked a bit shorter.

Moreover, this man, who spends the entire weekend at home working out to build muscle, has quite the look of a boxer.

"Chen Cheng, come on! You're not short, but you don't exercise! What a pity. Come work out with me from now on. You'll look so cool with all those muscles."

"Not handsome."

"What if your girlfriend gets bullied by some thugs? How will you fight back?"

"Call the police."

"Damn, what if it's too late?"

"Carry her on your back and run."

"Yes, that's related to your physical condition. You need to train your endurance, and training your endurance will also build your muscles..."

Chen Cheng rolled his eyes impatiently: "Alright, alright, I lost. I'll just have a sip."

"Okay, next one, is there any more?! If I lose, I'll drink the whole glass!"

The boys, who had had a few drinks, all stepped forward to challenge him. Even Liu Xiaowei joined in, but he was trying to use dirty tricks. During the wrestling match, he suddenly used a trick called "Monkey Steals a Peach" to hook Li Hongran's ankle, almost causing him to fall.

Unfortunately, Li Hongran's lower body was still stable enough, and she slammed Liu Xiaowei to the ground with a backhand.

"Damn, they're playing dirty tricks. Have another drink!"

"How about it, is Lao Li's big?" the man in the vest asked jokingly, and the others laughed.

This is purely a perverse sense of humor among boys.

"Great!" Liu Xiaowei didn't hold back his praise at all.

This made Li Hongran a little embarrassed, but also a little proud, and she couldn't help but glance at the girls.

Unfortunately, the girls weren't interested in this kind of wrestling competition at all; they were all talking about other things, and hardly anyone was even watching him!

“I’ll do it.” An Ruosu, who had just been thrown, suddenly raised her hand. “I wasn’t on guard when you threw me, so it doesn’t count.”

"Alright, you want to get revenge, huh? Come on, come on!" He rubbed his hands together with obvious delight. "Be careful, I've been drinking, so I might use a bit more strength."

"You win first." An Ruosu, who is 1.76 meters tall, stood in front of him and had to look up at him, making her look as petite as a girl.

However, in reality, when he stood next to Mo Xueyao, he was more than a head taller.

All I can say is that Li Hongran's height of 1.9 meters is really too big; she's practically a little giant.

Just when everyone thought the battle was going to be one-sided, An Ruosu showed his extraordinary flexibility. He nimbly slipped through Li Hongran's bear hug, then grabbed his chest with his other hand—he should have grabbed his neck, but he couldn't really reach him, and then pulled him back sharply with his foot.

Li Hongran immediately lost her balance, mainly because she hadn't expected him to be so agile.

Seeing that he was about to lose, he spun halfway in mid-air, pulling An Ruosu down to the ground as well.

Both of them were in a very awkward position, and Li Hongran's head even collided with his.

"Are you okay?"

"Hiss..." An Ruosu covered her forehead and carefully opened her eyes. She saw Li Hongran's face so close to hers and could smell his breath, which was full of the smell of alcohol. Her fair face immediately turned red like a ripe peach. "No...it's nothing!"

Li Hongran gave him a thumbs up, then stood up and helped him up as well: "Amazing! You almost won, so this should be considered a draw, right? Here, I'll have a drink, you just need a small sip!"

"Li Hongran, you'd better not drink anymore." Mo Xueyao glanced at Qiu Yi, who had been dragged to the girls' side. His face was now covered with several turtles drawn on it with a whiteboard marker, so she knew she couldn't rely on him. "You've already drunk almost a pound, haven't you?"

"It's okay, I can drink at least two jin (1 kg) of liquor."

"That's pretty impressive."

"Want to give it a try?"

"I have no interest in drinking."

"Come on."

"Yes, yes, let's offer a toast!"

"A toast?" Duanmu Ji's eyes lit up. "I'll also toast Mo Xueyao."

"Stop, stop, stop—today is Gao Yuan's farewell party! Have you guys got the wrong person here?"

“He’s passed out.” Li Hongran squatted down and put her arm around Gao Yuan’s shoulder. “Look at him, he’s almost asleep.”

"Hey, it's nothing, you guys have fun... I can't sleep yet, I'm just a little tired." Gao Yuan scratched his head and took a big gulp of water. "Tsk, actually I drank quite a bit too, look at this wine..."

"That's just plain boiled water, okay?" Mo Xueyao couldn't help but tease.

"Hmm? I was wondering why this wine tasted bland..."

"Come, come, Mo Xueyao, let me toast you!"

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