With such a wise and powerful cat like me around, the effect of dictatorship far surpasses that of other systems.

Of course, the freedom of other cats still needs to be guaranteed.

That is... a free but undemocratic capitalist dictatorship!

Then we'll call it the 'United States of Great Crispy Candy'!

Hmm, that sounds powerful and imposing.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but wag my tail, but my owner grabbed it.

My owner, Xiaoyao, always likes to touch my tail. Oh well, what can I do? She's my owner.

Hmm, no, if I become president in the future, will I still need a master?

From now on, I should be on equal footing with her.

Hmm... then let's appoint her as... Minister of the Interior!

Not bad, not bad, this name is really good... A little harder, at the tip of the tail, yes, yes... That feels so good...

Just as I was about to fall into this gentle embrace, I suddenly awoke and pulled my tail back.

That won't do. The country hasn't been established yet, and I can't afford to be so careless.

Enjoying things can only be occasional, not all the time... Sigh, never mind, let her touch me a little longer.

I need to establish and plan strategic guidelines so that, when implemented, we can steadily and efficiently occupy most of the territory.

Until the United States of Great Sugar is established!

All kinds of supplies have been prepared, and the additional combat forces need to begin training...

After a year of preparation, the cat population in the area under my control should increase significantly.

In addition, other helpers are needed.

I paced around the table for a while, and finally decided to jump off and go have a meeting with my two underlings.

These two little brothers aren't cats, but dogs. One is a husky from the grocery store next door. Because of its large size, it's perfect for being my henchman, but sometimes it's hard to get it to do anything, which is a real headache for me.

The other one is DouDou from the cold storage warehouse next door. She is slightly larger than a cat, but her fighting ability is not very high. However, because she has good stamina, she is suitable for scouting and running errands.

The key point is that it's also popular in the dog world, which has helped me gain many allies.

However, dogs don't get involved in the territorial battles with cats. After all, dogs live on the ground, while our territory is usually on top of walls, eaves, or rooftops, so there's no conflict between us.

Moreover, the regional separatism in the canine world is even more severe, and under human pressure, it is difficult for dogs to organize a large enough group.

Unlike cats, a large number of stray dogs can actually hurt people.

Whenever news breaks of a stray dog ​​killing someone, humans launch a large-scale culling operation.

So lately, those dogs have been avoiding human children. These guys aren't very strong, but they're especially annoying to dogs. They're always groping and pawing at people. The key is that no one dares to fight back, so they can only let them bully them. In the end, they can only use the tactic of 'if we can't beat them, we can always avoid them'.

"Meow—" I called out to the husky across the street, and it immediately barked excitedly at me twice while it was lying down sleeping. This guy not only doesn't learn foreign languages, but it's also bad at its own canine language. I can communicate very fluently with other dogs, but this guy has a lot of trouble communicating with me.

illiteracy……

I couldn't help but curse under my breath as I watched it run this way.

Just then, a motorcycle sped past, and it looked like it was about to crash into the other vehicle, but luckily the rider reacted quickly and avoided it.

"Whose stupid dog is this? It's so big, running into the road!"

"Excuse me!" Grandma Jin, who was knitting at the door, quickly stood up, led the husky back inside, and locked it up with a chain.

No matter how loudly it barked, it wouldn't let it pass.

"Quiet down, you stupid cat!" I yelled at him helplessly. "Fine, I was going to invite you to come along, but now you'd better stay put! Don't make Grandma Jin angry, she's very kind to us!"

"Woof woof." The husky barked twice more defiantly, but finally quieted down.

"Alright, alright, I'll bring you something interesting later." That was the only way I could comfort it.

It wasn't interested in food, because it never had to worry about food.

But it is particularly curious about butterflies, flying insects, or sparrows that it cannot catch.

Catching these bugs isn't too difficult for me. To keep them from getting too docile, I sometimes bring them back some interesting things.

Being the boss isn't so easy!

I shook my head, turned around and walked into the warehouse area above. DouDou was dozing off at the entrance of the cold storage.

Because a dog's territory is basically with its owner, it is actually quite comfortable.

It was the only dog ​​in this large factory area. Although it was relatively small, it was still quite the little boss.

"DouDou, meow, come here meow."

"Su Tang? Come and play?" Dou Dou was very enthusiastic towards me, mainly thanks to my owner, no, my Minister of Internal Affairs, who would give it some food and scratch its back whenever he saw it, which made it like me a lot.

Looking at its constantly wagging tail, I thought to myself that being a dog must be tiring. It wags its tail whenever it sees people, so the muscles on its tail must be very strong.

"Yes, I've come over to discuss something with you."

"Okay." It pounced on you, lowering its body. "Want to ride me? I'm not as big as a husky, but I'll still make it comfortable for you to carry me!"

“It’s not about that… Can’t we be a little more mature?” I sighed helplessly. “I’ve decided to expand my territory and establish a country. Can you pass on a message to the various cat leaders in the vicinity and ask them if they are willing to cooperate with me and merge together? Then we can appoint them as governors. Once we’ve annexed half of the lower city, we’ll officially establish the country!”

“Okay, I’ll take care of this!” DouDou readily agreed. “I’ll go out and deliver the message for you when Master is asleep tonight!”

"Okay, thank you for your help. By the way, do you still have the dried fish I asked you to bury last time?"

"Yes, yes, I wouldn't steal any food!"

"Take one for yourself as a reward for your hard work. Also, bring three more as a gift for those three cat bosses. You should know who these three cats are, right?"

"I know, I know, the three nearby, Cookie Boss..."

"No need to notify Cookie, I will find her myself when the time comes."

"Oh, so who's the other one?"

"Fatty Huang is quite close to us."

"Okay, leave it to me!"

"Then we'll ask the dogs in their territory what they say, pick a few that are willing to help us, give them some benefits, and if a fight breaks out, we'll have them come to our aid... If they're loyal enough, we can even support them as the local dog king."

"Okay, woof!"

"Hmm, I recently found another small bag of dog food."

DouDou started drooling and looked at me expectantly.

"You can use it as leverage to negotiate with those dogs."

"Okay, okay!"

"Don't worry, you'll get your share."

"So what should I call you now?"

“Well, although the country hasn’t been established yet, you can start calling me that for now—” I said after thinking for a while, “President.”

"President Crispy Candy!"

"Hmm, very good, very good. I hereby appoint you as the Foreign Minister of the Dog World!"

"Yes!"

"Uh... by the way, let me ride you for a bit. Have you gained weight recently?"

"Mmm, Master is feeding me very well!"

I waited for DouDou to lie down, and then I climbed onto its back.

"Your Excellency President, where are we going? But the master is still awake, so I can't go too far for the time being."

"Take me for a walk around the warehouse area, let me see where there are suitable places to hide food."

"I know this one well!"

"Okay, let's go and take a look."

"Uh-huh!"

So, DouDou carried me around and we wandered around.

In fact, this warehouse area is quite vast, making it perfect as our rear base.

It was used as a granary near the capital.

Hmm... Right now, I control Shiqiao Street and Dongxin Street, while the closest streets that I haven't yet taken control of are Wenhui Street and Zhaohui Street.

These two streets cover a considerable area and contain many smaller streets.

The three most powerful cats combined only occupied one-third of the area of ​​the two streets.

Upon closer examination, the strategic plan is actually quite complex...

I'll have to discuss it with my strategist then.

The road to nation-building is long and arduous!

But I am not worried.

who am I?

A genius that appears only once in a century among cats.

Meow, I'm sure I can do that.

At that time, I will become a great cat and leave a significant mark on the history of the cat world!

……

Chapter Sixty-Three: Going to Learn Farming (Part 1)

With a "whoosh," the truck jolted violently, then emitted a plume of black smoke from its exhaust, shaking off a few autumn leaves from its roof, before slowly driving forward.

Although the timing of the agricultural learning trip during the National Day holiday drew some criticism, everyone felt excited once they actually got on the bus.

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