This is a great undertaking.

I should have been very happy.

However, the female cat I met just last month has disappeared.

I knew she was afraid of me, so I deliberately kept my distance and didn't force myself on her.

As our relationship grew closer, she suddenly disappeared in the last few days. I sent people to look for her, but they couldn't find her.

But as president, I have to do other, more important things.

The enemy is at the gates—

This is the headquarters of the remaining resistance forces.

They even teamed up with other stray dogs.

These cats and dogs originally belonged to different factions, but they were forced to unite because of my rapid expansion.

However, each of them harbored their own selfish motives, so they were essentially a disorganized mess, which I gradually dismantled over six months.

Now, with a large army pressing in, they are still putting up a last-ditch resistance.

"Surrender! Your other strongholds have been breached. This is your final headquarters. If you don't want this place to become your graveyard, then all of you, come out from under the arched bridge!"

This old-fashioned arched bridge is hollow, with a large space inside, but the entrance is very narrow. Although I personally led more than two hundred cats and dozens of dogs to raid this place at night, we were unable to break in for a while. If we used a piecemeal approach, it would cause great damage.

Just then, a blind yellow cat poked its head out from a gap in the middle of the arched bridge: "Su Tang! Look who this is?"

"Damn it, who do you think you are, a male cat trying to blackmail me with a female cat!"

"Hahaha, if you surrender now, I might spare her life. Otherwise, I'll bite her neck and kill her!"

"Boss, what do we do?" The other cats all looked at me anxiously.

"If you keep delaying, I'll... hehehe... she's still a virgin female kitten!"

"Boss! Brother Black Emperor has brought the firecrackers!"

I suddenly turned my head and looked at the big black dog behind me. It was carrying a red bag in its mouth, which was full of boxes and boxes of firecrackers.

This is my final weapon.

But at this moment, no one dared to make any rash moves.

"Su Tang—you—don't listen to him!"

"Shut up!"

"Blind Yellow, if you've got the guts, come out and fight me! What kind of skill is it to use a female cat as a hostage!"

"Hahaha, war is based on deception. Your level of education isn't lower than mine, is it?" Blind Huang pointed smugly to his other cat eye. "Don't think you're the only one with this titanium alloy cat eye. I can also connect to the Cat Planet network!"

Everyone is waiting for me to give the order.

"Sutang, you dare to lay a hand on me?!" he said, his voice sharp but his tone weak.

In novels, even the greatest people always have regrets.

Compared to the great achievements of conquering the country, sacrifices are always inevitable.

I can't let my brothers down.

"Charge in!" I took a deep breath and gave the order.

"You fucking dare to come?!"

"A real man knows when to give and when to take!"

"Sugar, you're a real piece of trash!" But the little female cat also started cursing.

"Damn, I thought the pieces I arranged in advance would be useful!" Blind Huang pushed the little female cat away, preparing for a fierce battle in a small space.

"I knew things weren't that simple. When a story told in a predictable way happens to you, you'd better think twice about whether it's really true." I said smugly to the cat beside me. The accompanying clerk immediately recorded it in the memory chip of the titanium alloy cat's eye. This sentence will be passed down forever as a quote from Su Tang.

Several cats and dogs worked together to throw firecrackers directly inside.

We, on the other hand, were like turtles trapped in a jar outside.

Amidst the crackling sounds, the cats that had been holding out were frightened and rushed out. Any that dared to resist were thrown into the canal, while the others that surrendered were spared.

If you kill all the cats that surrender, it will only provoke their ferocity.

And so, they won this final battle without any trouble.

I didn't go see the female cat that I had been so worried about just a few days ago. As a male cat, always getting entangled in a relationship would make him seem like he has no domineering nature at all.

"That's a wrap!" I waved my hand, signaling all the cats to return to their posts. I also instructed some of the cats to notify the cats and dogs who had performed great service overnight, telling them to gather at the Presidential Palace—which is also the entrance to Xiaoyao's fruit shop—at five o'clock the next morning!

I am about to announce the formal establishment of the nation.

The hazy night was so beautiful, and I walked ahead with my head held high.

A large group of cats and dogs followed behind.

“This is truly a great thing,” said the strategist beside me. It was his idea to use firecrackers to trap the cat in a barrel. He even told Black King how to obtain a large number of firecrackers. He came up with four plans for one thing. He is a very meticulous cat.

I plan to appoint him as Speaker of the Senate tomorrow!

Actually, many cats arrived at the fruit shop, no, the presidential palace gates, quite early. I also didn't sleep all night because this was such an exciting event.

I didn't begin the formal announcement until all the high-ranking cats had arrived—

"From this day forward, I declare the United States of Great Sugar Beads officially established! In our nation, there will be no racial discrimination. Whether cat or dog, black or white, or any other color, all are equal in this free land! And your president will be chosen by the ballot! Everything is in your hands!"

I gave a passionate speech, of course, the idea of ​​choosing a president by ballot was utter nonsense. In any case, as long as I live, there is absolutely no way to elect another president by ballot. It was just a way to win people's hearts.

I've already said it, my great Sugar Union is actually a dictatorship.

Cats must have a higher status than dogs, otherwise, with the fighting power of dogs, they would surely overthrow the country I have built.

"Furthermore, in our land, every cat and dog can defend themselves with firecrackers. Each and every one of you is free and powerful! But in addition, you must also obey the law, so that more cats and dogs can have the greatest freedom!"

After the founding speech, I started assigning positions again.

From the Vice President and Speaker of the House of Representatives, down to the Governor and Mayor...

Because these guys under my command were basically the bosses of their respective regions, I gave them enough autonomy. Each governor can set the laws for their region, and they can assign and manage all positions down to the mayor, except for the mayor.

It feels wonderful to be president...

As I finished speaking, I saw the roller shutter door slowly open, and Xiaoyao came out rubbing her eyes.

She didn't notice anything at first, but when she saw that there were at least seventy or eighty cats and dogs at the door, she was immediately startled.

She rubbed her eyes and muttered, "Really... Am I dreaming?"

"Alright, our founding ceremony is now over. I have one last thing to say! I hope everyone will stay hidden from humans! Believe me, one day, we will rule over humanity!"

"Awooo—" the cat and dog both cried out.

Of course, this is impossible. I'm very good at making empty promises. How else can I motivate them or win over the cats?

"There are so many dogs..." Xiaoyao's owner was a little hesitant to step outside.

"By the way, this human is on our side. No cat or dog may harm her or her family, or they will be dealt with according to the law!"

The strategist—no, I should say the Speaker of the House of Representatives now—and I echoed each other: "So, what will be the result of handling this according to the law?"

"Hehe, because we are a free country, we don't have the death penalty. I think the most painful thing in a free country is imprisonment. So, if you violate the law I just mentioned, you will be sentenced to twenty years in prison! The prison is in the sewers and guarded by special cats! I will inform you of other specific national laws separately. Now, meeting adjourned!"

Mo Xueyao splashed cold water on her face, and she shivered from the cold. When she turned her head to look at me again, she found that I was the only one left.

"So you were still half asleep when you woke up this morning..." She reached out and rubbed her hand against mine. "Su Tang~? Come here."

Hmph, I am now the president of a country, you can't be so rude as the logistics minister.

Mmm...so comfortable, so comfortable...

Forget it, I'll just make her my personal secretary. It might seem like a demotion, but it's actually an upgrade, since the massages she gives me are really comfortable...

Having not slept all night, I yawned widely and walked into the house, looking at the sky that was not even lit yet.

The blend of fruit and flower scents made me feel exceptionally at ease.

But Xiaoyao didn't want me to leave. She picked me up with one hand and squeezed my paw: "Sutang, where did you run off to yesterday? You're all covered in dirt. How about I give you a bath this morning?"

"Meow—meow—" What? A bath? I refuse!!

However, although I can understand human language, this foolish human cannot. I struggled desperately to get down and crawl into the cardboard box.

"Ugh, you're getting less and less clean."

No, I won't wash it even if it's not clean!

"You should at least lick yourself. Other cats clean themselves."

Hmph, those kinds of things are done by other cats now. I just have to raise my hand and several little female cats will come...

"Smack! Wow, your paws are so dirty!" Xiaoyao smacked me on the head, then took out a napkin and wiped my four paws clean. "Honestly, you almost stomped the banana black. If you had gotten them dirty, you'd have seen Dad beat you up..."

Damn it, who is the true ruler of this country?

……

Chapter 173 Notice of the Game Competition

"Ha-hoo-hoo—" Mo Xueyao yawned widely and walked into the deserted campus.

Yu Shu and Li Wanyan were also by her side.

I spent the night at Yu Shu's house last night, although she seemed to have fallen asleep without even having dinner.

She seems to have been drinking a lot these past few days, and the accumulated alcohol has given her a headache early in the morning, and she has no appetite.

Li Wanyan carried two bowls of congee and two servings of steamed buns that she had packed from a breakfast shop, and gently exhaled a breath of hot air.

The high temperature today is said to be 20 degrees Celsius, but before the sun rises in the morning, it will probably only be single digits.

The security guard was posting notices on the notice board in the lobby on the first floor. Mo Xueyao stopped and realized that it was a notice about a game competition.

It's about a chaotic battle between rain and sky.

If she hadn't seen this notice, Mo Xueyao would probably have almost forgotten about this fighting game that was independently developed by Yukong High School.

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