Shirou's clones number 30 million

"Um, we hope our hair won't turn out like that?" Asami Shirou asked with concern.

"Impossible! This isn't the Bald Guys' Club; one of him is enough."

Despite saying that, Kitahara Shirou couldn't help but feel a little worried and subconsciously looked at Liu Xiu.

Compared to Lala's research capabilities, he still trusted Emperor Guangwu's luck and innovative abilities more.

"Xiuer, is there any way to help him find his hair?"

Liu Xiu pondered for a few seconds, then shook his head slightly:

"If it were just about saving the hair we had just lost, it would be difficult, but not impossible. But now, trying to get all the hair back is extremely difficult, almost impossible."

"Then why didn't you say so earlier?"

"I didn't have time, and besides, I also had some expectations for the Black Grail."

"That's true."

Kitahara Shirou sighed softly. Just a moment ago, even he had felt the same anticipation for the Black Grail.

But who could have imagined that the Holy Grail would be so useless? Not a single one grew, and it even destroyed the others.

"It seems he can only look forward to Dragon Ball or the magic lamp."

"I have a feeling that even the Dragon Balls might not be useful. After all, he has essentially created something out of nothing."

"Hmm... being bald is actually quite good, you don't have to wash your hair anymore."

Chapter 289 Keeping it a Secret

Chapter 289, Section 290: The Concealment Continues

"Well... let's think of a solution for him."

Although Saitama didn't find a stable job, he often did odd jobs, so he shouldn't have been short of money.

Unfortunately, he always buys hair growth and nourishing health products, expensive shampoos, and so on.

Every time a salesperson tries to sell him hair-related products, he buys a whole bunch of them.

The money was all spent on things that were actually useless, so life naturally became extremely tight.

Lost in thought, Liu Xiu suddenly remembered something and couldn't help but say:

"In just that short time, the hair follicles on his head should not have closed up yet. Paying back with his life should allow the hair that was blown off to grow back."

As for those that were lost before, there's really nothing we can do about them.

After all, the scalp there might have become a barren place, an environment where no hair can grow.

“That makes sense! Wait a moment, I’ll go and break up the fight.”

The slime leaped high into the air, instantly transforming into human form, and flew into the distance.

Soon, the sounds of fighting ceased, and the three of them flew back together.

"Your idea is excellent. Will it return my life? I'll give it a try."

Saitama closed his eyes and began to repay the stimulation to his scalp with his life.

The next moment, some black spots appeared on his smooth head.

It gradually grew longer, and returned to the hairstyle it had when it first entered the place.

However, after a two-second pause, it started to lengthen again.

This time, the rate of increase was significantly slower.

In the blink of an eye, the hair stopped growing and, as if it had lost its vitality, fell off the head in one go.

Liu Xiu looked at his head, which had turned into a smooth, hard-boiled egg again, and asked in surprise:

"What's going on? Life Return can adjust any part of the body and make the hair contract and retract freely, so it shouldn't be wrong, right?"

"I... pushed the seedlings too far."

Saitama's voice was extremely low, carrying a hint of despair.

"I was thinking of stimulating the other hair follicles a bit more, but I accidentally used too much force, and now they're really gone for good."

Liu Xiu's gaze lingered on his head, and he lowered his head in thought.

It looks like it has completely become a place where hair shouldn't grow.

Just like barren land, though nothing grows, there is always a glimmer of hope.

Now, the muddy ground has been replaced by cement, and underneath it is all granite, making it impossible for hair to grow there anymore.

"Hmm... being bald is actually quite nice."

Saitama looked up at him, but felt utterly disheartened.

Is being bald really an inescapable fate?

"I think I'm starting to regret it."

"Regret what?"

"I shouldn't have saved that little brat, and I shouldn't have fought that crab monster. If I had, I would still have a full head of hair."

That was the beginning of everything, and the prelude to the death of hair.

"Don't say such hurtful things, and don't give up easily. There will always be a chance for it to grow back."

"What opportunity?"

“I have thousands of common methods for hair regrowth, but none of them will work for you, because we both possess powerful magic resistance, and hair regrowth magic is completely ineffective.”

Liu Xiu glanced at his gleaming head and continued:

"Like the Black Grail just now, it's not that it's ineffective, but rather that its magic power is too weak to overcome our unconscious defenses."

"Therefore, wish-related items will only take effect after you have been enhanced, or when you have lowered all your defenses and are fully cooperating."

Saitama fell into deep thought, which meant that he actually had a chance when he made his wish.

However, I was too hasty and tried it without being prepared, which led to the situation.

"Sigh...it seems we can only wait for future newcomers."

Ultimately, it's because none of us are qualified for the job.

If among the Shirou who comes in next time, there is someone proficient in life-related magic, then creating something from nothing might not be entirely impossible.

While the two were talking, Shirou Narusaka was also talking to Adris.

"Congratulations, you can get married when you go back."

"Thank you. We'll prepare a table of wedding wine for you then. Don't forget to come in and pick it up."

"Then I won't stand on ceremony. By the way, why did you tell Asuna I have a dual personality? Isn't that a lot of trouble?"

Do you have a better reason?

"Why not just give a vague answer? Why do you have to tell the truth?"

"I don't like to lie about trivial things."

"Well... never mind." Shirou Narusaka looked speechless and did not continue the topic.

Ultimately, he has the same personality.

"What are your thoughts on Kayaba Akihiko's situation? As someone directly involved, do you think he saw through you?"

Adris couldn't help but recall what Kayaba Akihiko had said back then, and pondered:

"I think he probably has some guesses, but he can't be completely sure. Ultimately, it depends on what you plan to do."

"Should we confront him, or continue to hide it?"

“Of course, we’ll continue to hide it,” Shirou Narusaka replied without hesitation.

Aincrad has been conquered, and it looks like Kayaba Akihiko will also be recruited by the official team.

In this way, by pretending to be someone else at home for a while, one can post information about the virtual world escape device online.

In my world, there is no technology that can reverse aging.

Once he confronts Kayaba Akihiko and returns to reality, he'll be in trouble if he finds out he's become a child again.

After all, even if he keeps his mouth shut, it's not impossible for him to reveal it while sleeping or drunk.

Rejuvenation and eternal youth—and this isn't just in the virtual world, but in reality; you can imagine what you'll encounter.

At that time, I will definitely be plagued by countless troubles.

“Narusaka Sensuke is dead. I am merely Narusaka Shirou. It’s fortunate that you didn’t rashly acknowledge him, otherwise I would have been in trouble.”

“How could I do such a thing? I should teach my own students.”

"Thank you, you've done a great job these past two days."

"You're welcome. If you need help with something like this again, just ask me. I'll be there whenever you need me."

As they spoke, Adris glanced at another newcomer, Fujimaru Ritsuka, and asked with a smile:

"Do you need any help?"

"No need, thank you. I want to save the world myself and impress the director."

At that moment, Fujimaru Ritsuka suddenly let out a soft "Eh," and hesitated before saying:

"I didn't realize it just now, is my story about to begin?"

Before he came in, he had just been removed from the list of those to undergo the first spiritual transfer by Olga Marie.

While having nothing to do, he met Dr. Roman.

"It's been too long, I can't remember clearly, maybe so," Adris said as he tried to recall.

They don't have a photographic memory; although their past memories remain and they can recall important parts, the details are not very clear.

"Oh no! Mash is in danger. That bastard Lev! He and Mash are on good terms, but he didn't hesitate at all when he attacked."

Fujimaru Ritsuka was anxious, so she quickly said goodbye to everyone and left in a hurry.