Shirou's clones number 30 million

If this were still a virtual world, I would never lose, even if my opponent were another version of myself.

But this is reality; she has no weapons and her physical abilities are only those of an ordinary female high school student.

Faced with his game counterpart, this version of himself is utterly helpless.

Seeing that another one was approaching, Asuna Yuuki couldn't help but sigh softly.

It's too late to turn around and run away now.

"Can we talk? Why did you want to kill me?"

However, in the face of Asuna Yuuki's show of weakness, the other Asuna did not respond at all, but simply raised the sword in her hand expressionlessly.

As the sword flashed, Asuna Yuuki involuntarily closed her eyes.

Finished!

However, after waiting for two seconds, there was still no movement.

Asuna Yuuki cautiously opened her eyes, and what came into view was a rapier held to her neck and a camera held in the other person's left hand.

"Um... what are you doing?"

"Just like you see, I'm taking pictures. Asuna chasing after Yuuki Asuna, this is a rare and memorable scene. Hehe... I'll keep it safe when I get back."

Nyarko, who resembles Asuna, sheathed her rapier, held the hilt upside down with her right hand, draped her arm over Asuna Yuuki's shoulder, and quickly took photos with a camera in her left hand.

At the same time, constantly change postures.

I took several photos from different positions: behind me, in front of me, and to my side.

"It's finished! Now, please sign your name on the title page of this light novel."

Yuuki Asuna, puzzled, took the light novel and quietly read the title from the cover:

Sword Art Online.

"You can't open it," Nyaruko said with a smile. "Although I don't mind, Shirou has repeatedly emphasized that you can't see the contents of this book."

Shirou?

Narusaka Shirou?

Asuna Yuuki paused, realizing that among all the people she knew, Shirou seemed to be the only one named Shirou.

But given his personality, I doubt he would do something so pointless.

Based on what Adris said when he left, could the person in front of me be Narusaka Shirou from a parallel world?

As Yuuki Asuna signed the title page of the light novel, she tentatively asked:

"The Shirou you mentioned, wasn't he with you?"

"Shirou went to find Kirito. The same thing must be happening there right now. I still like you more than Kirito."

Kirito? Does that refer to Kirigaya Kazuto, the leader of the original strategy team?

"These also require signatures."

"This is…?"

Although she lacked relevant knowledge, Yuuki Asuna immediately judged from the scantily clad appearance of the girl on the cover that this was something akin to an unhealthy magazine.

The girl on the cover, although a two-dimensional anime character, vaguely resembles the image I had in mind.

"Could this be a picture of me?"

"That's right, these are fan-made picture books. I love these books. Although there's not much of a plot, the art style is amazing."

"Where...where did you come from?"

"Of course I bought it with money, but this type of thing can't be sold in stores at all. It took me a long time to find it."

Asuna Yuuki involuntarily flipped through the book and glanced at it, instantly turning bright red with anger, and said:

"You...! That's too much!"

"Oh... such an expression is very rare, I have to take a picture of it."

Nyaruko excitedly picked up her camera, pointed it at Asuna Yuuki, and started taking pictures again.

Seeing her nonchalant attitude, Yuuki Asuna became enraged and couldn't help but pick up the rapier she had thrown aside and attack.

"So handsome! Please strike a few more poses..."

Who exactly are you?

"Oh...! Come to think of it, I haven't introduced myself yet. So, please allow me to introduce myself."

While taking photos, Nyarko smiled and transformed back into her original form.

“I am Nyarlathotep, the Creeping Chaos.”

"Cthulhu the Evil God!"

"Since you know that, things are easier to discuss. That's right, that's exactly it. If you can't meet my needs, hehe... can you imagine the consequences?"

When she said the last sentence, Nyaruko's tone became somewhat oppressive, causing Yuuki Asuna's heart to tremble.

moment!

A fist came down from the sky and hit Nyaruko on the head.

"Who do you think you are, you big bad guy? Didn't we agree not to bully her too much?"

Nyarko turned around, excitedly hugged Yasaka Shirou's arm, and laughed:

"I took a lot of pictures of Asuna, let's enjoy them together later."

"What about Shirou? Did he take any pictures of Kirito? Although I prefer Asuna, Kirito looks good in women's clothes too."

"I haven't gone there yet. I just went to copy a seed from the virtual world. As for Kirito, I plan to go with you."

"Huh...? A virtual world seed? The one that Kayaba Akihiko developed and then gave to Kirito?"

"Ah."

"So, does that mean we can play those virtual games from now on?"

"Yes."

"That's wonderful! Shirou is so thoughtful; I never even thought of that."

"Let's go find Kirito."

"Huh...? I still have things to finish."

"what's up?"

"Hehe... This isn't something you can say in public."

"Then don't say it out loud, I don't want to hear it."

"Isn't Shirou curious about Asuna's figure? And her various facial expressions?"

"I told you not to bully her too much. If you keep doing this, I won't take you to other worlds next time."

"Oh no... I was wrong!"

Realizing that the two were ignoring her and had already turned to leave, Asuna Yuuki couldn't help but ask:

"Who are you people?! Why are you playing this prank?"

“We are your fans, Miss Asuna,” Yasaka Shirou said without turning his head. “Please treat today’s events as a prank, even though it’s not April Fool’s Day.”

"What about this sword? You don't want it anymore?"

"It's just a temporary cosplay prop, I don't need it."

So annoying!

This is the first time in my life that I've been so thoroughly fooled and have no way to vent my anger.

Damn it! If this were a game, I would never be so incompetent and weak.

A strong sense of resentment rose in Yuuki Asuna's heart, and at the same time, the image of Narusaka Shirou involuntarily appeared in her mind.

If it were him, he should have a way to become stronger, right?

I'm furious!

My shopping trip is over. I'm going to find Narumi Saka to become his apprentice. One day, I'll definitely get my revenge for today's humiliation.

Chapter 598 This universe is beyond saving

Chapter 598, Section 599: This universe is beyond saving.

In the afternoon, after leaving the world of Sword Art Online and returning home, Nyaruko immediately turned on the TV, sat cross-legged on the sofa, and used the remote control to switch to the anime channel.

Shirou Yasaka shook his head slightly. This guy's soul might be that of a strange old man.

What do you want for dinner?

"Can I choose anything?" Nyaruko asked excitedly.

"Dinner can be a little more elaborate, um... anything too complicated won't do, like Ganges fried noodles."

"Wait a minute!"

Nyaruko immediately rushed back to her room, grabbed the comic book, and ran back again.

"How about the Cosmic Shumai, which isn't too difficult to make and is also delicious?"

It's too much trouble! I have to go outside to buy a pot.

Shiro Yasaka instinctively wanted to refuse, but after glancing at the title of the manga, "Cooking Master Boy," he was speechless.

If you were to choose from this comic, there aren't many simple methods; most of them are time-consuming and laborious.

"Forget it, let's just eat out. This manga isn't good, but another food-themed manga is."

"Huh...? Are we just going to eat in a food-themed manga?"

"That's right. You can read through the comic first, and then decide which store to go to and what to eat."

"Oh... I'll look at it now."