The Strange Cat from Fuuto

The Strange Cat Who Started in Futo City - Author: Peerless Orange

A guy who loves Kamen Rider and cats is thrown into the world of Kamen Riders by a mysterious force from somewhere (and he's really asking for trouble), and turns into a meowing, round-headed British Shorthair!

I never expected this...

Miku: "You can say I'm not destined to be a knight, but being a cat isn't easy either! I live in constant fear, afraid some knight will suddenly appear and kick me like a knight!"

What?! You're telling me to act cute to survive?!

Acting cute is out of the question. With my iron will, how could I possibly act cute!

Oh, it smells so good!

Chapter 1: Even Time Travelers Need to Follow Basic Rules!

Fuuto, Sonozaki Mansion.

A plump, grey British Shorthair cat with a large, round head is staring at its reflection in the mirror with astonishment. Its small mouth is open, and its large, round, emerald-green eyes are filled with surprise, shock, and disbelief.

The maid standing nearby couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle when she saw the British Shorthair's appearance.

what's the situation? !

Where am I? Who am I? What am I doing?

Why is that pretty girl next to me wearing a maid outfit and covering her mouth while giggling?!

Staring at his furry reflection in the mirror, Miku's mind raced with a flurry of thoughts. Just a moment ago, he was at home, petting his cat, sipping his favorite soda, and watching the latest episode of Reiwa's first Rider: Zero One! And now? He'd only just finished watching the ending and was looking forward to next week's episode when, in the blink of an eye, he found himself in this huge mansion!

"Calm down, calm down!"

Miku took a few deep breaths, but her stomach emitted an embarrassing rumbling sound. Her face flushed crimson, Miku buried her head deeply in her hairy, plump chest. The maid beside her, however, thought Miku was even cuter now, and the corners of her mouth curved into a wider smile!

Miku, with normal intelligence, found himself in an unfamiliar environment where some ordinary objects were quite large to him. He also noticed his round body, pink paw pads, and tongue covered in barbs, and couldn't help but want to lick his fur!

He discovered he had traveled through time!

It wasn't a person who transmigrated, it was a cat, a British Shorthair cat! Damn it, even if you gave me a crippled start, an intellectually disabled start, or a mentally ill start, that would have been fine, at least I'd be a person! Now, what do I have is a round, chubby cat!

Even if you love cats, this outcome is still unacceptable!

Even if you're going to time travel, at least give me some basic legal advice!

Miku, whose mind was in turmoil, ran towards the outside. At first, Miku was not used to his body, but after falling on flat ground a few times, he became more familiar with the way his body moved.

Seeing that Miko, the lady she was caring for, was no longer running around and bumping into things as usual, the pretty maid panicked. Although Miko was a pet cat, even when beating a dog, one must consider its owner. She was the pet cat of the prestigious Sonozaki family in Fuuto, deeply loved by the Sonozaki family, and even considered a member of the family. If anything were to happen to her, she, a mere maid, could not bear the responsibility!

"Miko-sama"

"Miko-sama, slow down! Don't run around!"

The anxious maid, tears welling in her eyes, disregarded the butler's repeated reminders about proper etiquette and ran towards the running cat Miku, hoping to stop it before it caused any trouble!

"Miku?!"

While running around aimlessly, Miku wondered, "How does this young lady know my name?!" After turning a corner, Miku bumped into an elderly gentleman with a dark suit, brown glasses, and gray hair. Just one glance was enough to sense the noble air about him.

"Who is this old man? He looks so familiar!"

Miku, who was squatting on the ground, looked up with wide, round eyes, full of curiosity. "I'm sure I've seen this old man before, but why can't I remember him?!"

"Haha, Miko's run off again!"

Seeing the old man squatting on the ground laughing heartily, he bent down and picked up Miku, who was still reminiscing. Behind him, the head maid silently questioned the previous maid with a stern look. The maid could only tightly grip her long dress with both hands, purse her lips, and lower her head.

Miku, held in the old man's arms, rested her head on his arm and rolled her eyes silently. "Who do you think you are? Do we even know each other? You're just hugging me like this, don't you even give me any face?"

Miku, filled with resentment, immediately let out a "Meow meow meow!"

This reaction made the old man laugh even more heartily. Surrounded by the old man and several people behind him, Miku, who was being carried, arrived at an elegant, luxurious, and prestigious hall. What came into view was a long table covered with a white cloth and decorated with silver candlesticks. This made Miku's sense of familiarity and curiosity reach its peak. He felt that as long as he got a little more clue, he would know which world he was in!

The old man with brown glasses, holding Miku who was looking around with curiosity, sat at the head of the table. Before transmigrating, Miku was a poor college student struggling to make ends meet. He hadn't even seen all the wonders of the world before he gloriously joined the wave of transmigrators. Now, in this environment, he was like a country bumpkin visiting the Grand View Garden, with his eyes simply not enough to take it all in.

However, Miku, as a cat, is currently suffering in silence. Her usual cheerful cat owner, who cuddles and cuddles the feline, simply cannot understand a cat's feelings; what you understand is only a small part of your perception. A cat's eyes can only recognize blue and green. Because they lack cone cells that perceive red, red in a cat's eyes appears as yellowish-gray. And that's not the worst part. Miku clearly feels like she's become extremely nearsighted. Within five meters, things are still relatively clear; within ten meters, everything becomes blurry; within twenty meters, she can't distinguish between male and female; and beyond twenty meters... well, you get the idea—it's like having a built-in mosaic effect!

After craning his neck and looking around for a while, Miku yawned wearily, his stomach rumbling at the same time. After transmigrating, it was supposed to be time for Miku's body to eat, but the initial panic had suppressed the hunger in his stomach. Now that he had calmed down, the hunger was starting to stir again.

"Meow!"

Miku, tilting its head back and calling out to the old man that it was hungry, let out a meow. The old man simply chuckled and stroked Miku's back, enjoying the smoothness of its fur. Miku rolled its eyes silently, broke free from the old man's embrace, and went to find something to eat.

"With such a big house, there must be a timed feeder for the cats!"

As Miku was pondering this, he accidentally bumped into a slender leg again. When he looked up, a pretty and lovely face came into view. The owner of that face happily picked him up and sat him down at the dining table next to him.

"Wakana, how was work today?!"

"It went very smoothly, Father!"

Sonozaki Wakana spoke with a playful tone, her expression revealing the naivety of a young girl, but this scene of father and daughter enjoying each other's company took on a completely different feel in Miku's eyes.

Miku, nestled in Sonozaki Wakana's arms, stiffened completely, her face and the words of Sonozaki family head, Ryoubei Sonozaki, echoing in his mind.

"Miku, miko, miko?!"

"No wonder it sounded so familiar!"

"And Wakana, Sonozaki Wakana!"

"How the hell did I end up in the world of W? And to make matters worse, it's the Sonozaki family!"

"And with so many heartless and insane guys in the knight world, how am I supposed to survive?!"

Miku, his mind screaming with rage, was now filled with despair. Putting aside the personalities of each member of the Sonozaki family and what they might do to him, just the fact that none of them, except for Philip and Wakana, had a good ending! And then there were the various bosses of the Kamen Rider universe, the closest to him being E. Not to mention the future Dan, and E himself!

Suddenly, Miku felt that his future cat life was bleak!

Chapter Two: I must say, once you get used to it, it's pretty exciting!

When Miku saw Sonozaki's eldest daughter, Saeko Sonozaki, and her husband, Kirihiko Sonozaki, sitting down, a feeling of utter despair welled up inside her like a gushing spring.

"Ha, what a jinx!"

"A cheerful, dreamy fool!"

Miku, secretly sneering, observed the couple and muttered to herself. As the eldest daughter, Sonozaki Saeko's married life was a disaster; she was practically a jinx to her husbands. Anyone she set her sights on, or anyone who set their sights on her, never fared well!

Her first husband was beaten to ashes by her, her second favorite doctor, Isaka Shinkuro, was kicked to the ground by A-ge and exploded on the spot, and her third, Jia Tou Shun, was practically asking for trouble. She was beaten to death by E-ge and then came out to harass her deceased husband, the young widow. In the end, she was beaten to the ground by W-ge and exploded on the spot.

As for that smiling, elegant Sonozaki Kirihiko, he's just a carefree fool! Not only is he not valued as a live-in husband, but he also stupidly went and courted his own death, only to be beaten to ashes by his own wife. All of this was for Fuuto, which shows he had lofty ambitions, but he chose the wrong way and used the wrong methods, resulting in that kind of end!

And what about myself?!

Miku racked her brains for a long time, asking herself honestly, until the meal was served and she realized that her original owner was just a silly, cute pet cat who was only sent out to carry out missions when needed. Not to mention, she was the only memory user who had a better ending!

"Thinking about it this way, I don't feel too much pressure!"

"This kind of life isn't bad!"

As the saying goes, comparison is the thief of joy. After comparing, Miku was pleasantly surprised to find that as long as he didn't do anything reckless, he didn't need to worry too much at all! At that moment, a plate of carefully prepared cat food was placed in front of him on an exquisite white porcelain plate. While he was thinking, he was placed on a specially raised chair with a soft cushion made of silk and velvet, and a pet napkin was tied around his neck.

Looking around again, Miku thought about his previous life. Damn it, this is real life! What did he live before? Raising pigs? Realizing the gap between the rich and the poor, Miku ate his cat food with tears streaming down his face.

I must say, it's really delicious!

......................

After dinner, Miku, now a pet, was picked up listlessly and watched the Sonozaki family chatting about everyday things. But this casual conversation, with no outsiders present, was rather terrifying. For example, they discussed the sales of a certain memory, the data feedback from a certain user, and even human experiments!

Miku, increasingly agitated, suddenly realized, "What does this have to do with me? I'm just a cat now, why am I thinking about this?" So she nestled even more comfortably on the old man's lap, enjoying the massage. After a while, she lifted her eyelids, glanced around, then got up, stretched, and went to lie on Sonozaki Wakana's lap. "If I'm going to be petted anyway," she thought, "why not a girl instead of some old geezer?!"

"Haha, Miku really likes you, Wakana!"

"No, no!"

The heartwarming conversation between father and daughter made Miku feel nauseous. This family seemed so harmonious on the surface, but who knew how many shady things were going on behind the scenes? Sigh, she was just a cute little kitten, why think so much? Besides, for the sake of her current life, she should hurry up and cling to a powerful figure. Sonozaki Wakana's legs were really strong later on!

As night deepened, the Yuanzaki family, who had all gone to rest, handed Miku over to Miku's personal maid. With the maid's help, Miku climbed into her luxurious cat bed, unconsciously tiptoeing on the soft cushions beneath her, resting her chin on her two front paws, and slowly drifted off to sleep.

Silent all night.

The following morning, as the first rays of sunlight pierced through the clouds and shone upon Fuuto, the Sonozaki mansion had already begun its new day in an orderly fashion. The entire mansion operated slowly, like a sophisticated machine, with each employed servant acting as a meshing gear. The four people and one cat at the apex of the Sonozaki household were the central hub of this machine, and everything else served them!

Miku was still fast asleep in his den, with his personal maid outside. As long as Miku didn't wake up, no one could disturb him except for the few people in charge of the Sonozaki family.

Miku, who slept until noon, began her new day with the help of her maid. To put it simply, it was a cycle of eating, taking a walk, and sleeping.

And so, without realizing it, Miku, who had been living at Sonozaki's house for half a month, was corrupted by the evil capitalism and turned into the evil capitalist cat. He was waited on hand and foot, and all he had to do was act cute every day, getting hugged and petted by Wakana or Ryoubei. As for Sonozaki Saeko and her husband, Miku wasn't even allowed to get close to them, let alone be petted. During this time, Miku's relationship with Sonozaki Wakana also rapidly warmed up.

One day, Miku was lying on the balcony, basking in the sunlight, when a remarkably human-like expression of contentment appeared on his furry face. Although it looked terrifying, Miku carefully concealed his differences.

Over the course of two weeks, Miku, now in this new body, began to resemble a cat in both behavior and thought. In this deepening process, Miku also revealed aspects different from its human self, displaying the cruelty and ruthlessness of a feline. However, Miku, captivated by its current life, remained unaware of this, still immersed in its own world.

"Wow, people always say this kind of life is amazing, but once you get used to it, it's actually pretty exciting!"

Miku, who could only utter a series of meows, had lost all interest in his own voice. He simply couldn't communicate with people, and could only watch others converse with longing eyes, which was rather boring. More than once, Miku had wanted to express his difference, but an inexplicable panic kept stopping him, and its impact on him was growing stronger, severely affecting his sleep at night, often waking him from nightmares.

After waking up, feeling the sweat seeping from the paw pads, Miku would become very confused. After the confusion, he would frantically torment his maid to vent his frustration. The poor girl had to work every day with two dark circles under her eyes. If it weren't for the generous salary, she probably would have quit long ago.

As the saying goes, a generous reward always brings forth brave men! For the sake of this adorable little money, this maid is truly dedicated! Several times, Miku felt a pang of guilt; under the influence of her panic, she needed to vent her frustrations, and she could only ask Miku to suffer in silence!

Finally, Miku's leisurely days came to an end. On the surface, Miku was a member of the Sonozaki family, but in reality, Miku's original owner was an executioner of the Sonozaki family, executing those who broke away from the control of the Sonozaki family, and dealing with some troublesome guys.

A strange tremor swept through Miku's heart. As if possessed, she walked out of the Sonozaki family mansion alone, following the walls, paths, and gaps, until she finally arrived at an empty square, where a high school student with a distressed expression sat with a black handbag beside him.

"How did I get here?!"

Miku, with the superb balance of a feline, leisurely lay on the fence, looking around freely, but inwardly he kept muttering to himself, "What's gotten into me? Why did I, a perfectly good homebody, have to come here to get some fresh air!"

Miku opened his mouth wide and let out a long yawn. At that moment, a young man wearing a hooded long shirt and several hair clips rushed excitedly toward the high school student. Behind him was a girl who looked like a high school student.

"This is Philip?!" Miku, who had been frozen in place, turned to look at the excited Philip, and a realization dawned on her. "It seems that the original owner's daily activities were somewhat restricted, and that restriction was probably Philip!"

Having some recollection of the original work, Miku immediately understood the original owner's role in this body: a cat-shaped self-propelled tracker!

While he was thinking, Philip had already walked away with that guy, with the seemingly reckless Akiko following closely behind.

"Ha, looks like I'll have to go back!"