The Strange Cat from Fuuto
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Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Thump, thump, thump..."
"Come in!"
Miku opened his mouth directly and swept the driver aside.
"Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!"
The little guy, who had seven dads in one go, ran in from outside the door, a bottle of soda twirling around his tail.
Once inside, the little guy looked around curiously and asked, "Where's that uncle from before?"
"I threw him into another dimension; he might not be coming back for a while!"
"Really?!"
The little guy looked up at his dad with surprise, and Miku smiled and nodded.
"Dad is the best!"
With a cheer, the little guy jumped onto the table, snuggled up to Miku, and rubbed against him vigorously, making low purring sounds.
Seeing the soda bottle curled up on the little guy's tail, Miku took it and said as he unscrewed the cap, "Oh, right, son!"
"Ok?"
The little guy looked over in confusion, but Miku said calmly, "Dad has a task for you!"
"What mission? What mission?"
Miku, taking a sip of soda, said, "It's simple. I need you to clean up the strange people appearing in Fengdu in the near future. Whether they are Gurongi, Mirror Monsters, or Fang Blood Demons, you have to defeat them one by one!"
"But what about those who have identification?"
In the current world's history, some oddballs who lean towards order, regardless of their type, can obtain identification, but it requires a very tedious review process, and they also need to undergo a psychological assessment every month.
"Ignore those, you just need to deal with the attackers!"
"Protecting citizens and upholding justice?!" The little guy's eyes lit up. Miku, seeing his son was already caught up in the moment, nodded decisively: "Yes, that's it!"
"it is good!"
The little guy, who agreed without hesitation, jumped and danced excitedly to the side, while Miku sipped his soda and watched his son with a smile.
But the more he drank, the more intense the pain became in his stomach, and his anus began to contract.
"Something's not right with this soda!" Miku, who was examining the soda, suddenly twitched his mouth. "Kid, where did you get this soda?"
"Oh no, Dad, you can't drink this!"
"Why can't I drink it?"
Miku's smile froze as he awaited an answer. The little guy said, "I added laxatives that I got from Mama Na to the soda."
"The laxatives from Serena's place?"
"Correct!"
"Then why didn't you say so earlier?"
"Dad, you didn't ask!"
"......"
Chapter 76: A New Generation of Cat and Dog Knights!
"......"
Miku, writhing in abdominal cramps, looked at his son with a pained expression. This kid hadn't been up to any good from the moment he entered his study, especially since he asked Wang Xiaoming questions as soon as he came in. It was obvious that he wanted to trick Wang Xiaoming, and now Miku had once again stepped into the trap for Wang Xiaoming.
Serena has quite a few good things in her possession. The laxatives you can get from her are definitely not ordinary; they could probably make an elephant's anus prolapse.
Now that Miku has drunk the spiked drink, he naturally has to go to the toilet.
Why not use our abilities to curb it?
Because this substance is not a laxative in essence, but a tonic. It only causes severe diarrhea after consumption to expel toxins from the body. Miku's abilities cannot play a significant role in such a beneficial substance.
This reminded Miku of a ring he had once kept hidden away. According to his understanding, that ring could infuse people with life force to heal them. However, while focusing on life force, even if the other person's injuries improved and healed, the infusion would not stop. In the end, it would inflate the person into a balloon and then burst.
"You!"
With a snarling grin, Miku darted out of the study, leaving the little guy all alone squatting on the desk.
"Oh dear, what a troublesome adult!"
The little guy, with his paws outstretched, pursed his lips. Children are indeed innocent and naive, but this innocence is mixed with a cruelty that chills even adults.
Especially in battle, once the little guy gets carried away, he can easily go berserk.
"Awoooooo..."
A mournful howl came from outside the window. The little guy's ears perked up, and he looked in the direction of the sound. He saw a little husky with its mouth wide open, howling, rising and falling outside the window.
"Meow?"
The little guy tilted his head and curiously went to the window, opened it, and looked down.
The freakish Iggy held his two cubs in his hands and, like a circus clown juggling a ball, tossed them one after another into the air.
Especially since Miku's study is on the third floor, you can imagine how high Iggy and his kids must have been when they played "lift them up high"!
Not to mention, while Little Ha was howling, Iggy had a strange, sharp smile on his face, seemingly quite satisfied with his parent-child activity with his cub.
After all, when men take care of children, they'll do whatever's easiest as long as the child doesn't get into trouble.
Back when Miku hadn't yet transmigrated, his childhood friend was like this: his own father would sit beside him reading the newspaper while he tied him to the headboard with a rope.
"Poor little puppy!"
The little guy, who was pretending to sigh, was about to leave the windowsill when, unexpectedly, as he turned around, his tail stretched out. Just then, Iggy's big cub flew up and, trembling all over, bit the little guy's tail.
"Meow!!"
With a piercing scream, the little guy was pulled down by the big cub. Just as Ichi caught his little cub and was wondering where the big cub was, two fur balls hit him in the face.
"It hurts so much, meow!"
The little guy, his eyes brimming with tears, was clinging to Iggy's face. He pulled his ears back, turned his head to look at the big cub that was still biting his tail and refusing to let go, and said in a tearful voice, "Let go!"
"Waaah..."
The older cub, who was biting the little guy's tail and refusing to let go, was hanging in mid-air. It was clear that Iggy had frightened him when he played the game of lifting him up.
"Ouch, that hurts!"
The little guy, wanting to lift his tail but too afraid to move because of the pain, looked pitifully at Iggy: "Big dog, it hurts!"
"Ok?"
Iggy put his cub on the ground and grabbed the little guy and his mother cub off his face. The moment the cub hit the ground, it tucked its tail between its legs and ran away.
Playing with her father is life-threatening.
They were lifted high into the air and then lifted vertically, without any safety ropes or parachutes. It's a miracle they've grown this big; they're incredibly lucky.
"Woof!"
With a stern roar at its eldest cub, Iggy's cub reluctantly released the little guy's tail, still with a few strands of the little guy's fur in its mouth.
"Meow's tail!"
Holding its own tail tenderly, the little guy wiped away its tears and rushed towards its older sibling.
"You owe me my tail!"
"Awoo!"
The older boy turned and ran, but he underestimated the little guy's jumping ability. The little guy jumped onto the older boy's back and started punching the older boy's back.
"I told you not to bite me, you disobedient, stinky dog!"
The little guy gripped the fur on the back of the big cub tightly with its two hind paws and quickly punched the back of the big cub's head seven or eight times in the blink of an eye. With a cry of pain, the big cub took off running.
The little guy, still clinging to the big cub's back, was naturally dragged along with it.
Although Iggy's two puppies are puppies, thanks to Iggy's strong genes and the generous diet provided by the Sonozaki family, both are several times larger than ordinary puppies, some even reaching the size of a child's tricycle.
Carrying a small cat back and forth is naturally no problem for it.
"Awoooooo..."
The big dog, howling all the way, carried the little guy around the house, running wildly. After the initial discomfort, the little guy settled steadily on the big dog's back and angrily punched the dog's head.
"Da da da da da..."
The little guy, whose mouth had turned into a machine gun, was still hitting the back of the big kid's head, while the big kid ran away even more happily.
Especially while running, its body begins to slowly expand, growing from the size of a children's tricycle to the size of an electric car.
The two little ones were passing by the garden when Mick and Spring saw them.
Seeing this, Miku, who was lying on the spring's lap, sighed and said, "No wonder he's the eldest brother's son, he really is a natural at riding dogs!"
"But don't you think the baby is getting bigger and bigger?"
Spring stroked Mick's fur. Mick hadn't noticed until Spring pointed it out, but now he realized that the big cub had grown bigger than his father.
"Damn it, what's going on?"
Mick jumped off the spring's legs and immediately chased after the two little ones, but the older one ran too fast and went straight to the door. Serena, who had just returned home, only saw a dark shadow flash past her eyes.
"Was that Miko just now?"
A puzzled Serina asked, "Why is Iggy in such a good mood today? He's even willing to leave his own cub to take the little guy for a walk?"
Just then, Mick and Iggy ran over.
"Sister-in-law, have you seen the little one?"
"Wasn't he with Iggy?" Serena's eyes widened as she noticed Iggy standing nearby. "Iggy's here, so which one was the little guy who just ran off in his seat?"
"Awoo!"
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