In Douluo Continent, he tricked Xiao Wu into giving him a soul ring.

In Douluo Continent, he tricked Xiao Wu into giving him a soul ring. (The story is about stir-fried green peppers with eggs.)

This book is also known as "I Impersonated Tang San to Trick Xiao Wu into Sacrificing Her", "Buddha's Wrath Lotus Killed Tang Ritian", "I Impersonated Tang San to Do Bad Things", "Haotian Bamboo Shoots Are Far Superior to Haotian Hammer", "Tang San: I Didn't Do Any of These Things"...

Lan Si, a gun enthusiast from Earth in his previous life, was transported from the modern world to the world of "The Legend of Qin" by a mysterious force. He became the fourteenth protector of the Tongwen Hall, but before he could realize his ambitions, he was deemed an anomaly by the leader of the Bad Guys and thrown off a cliff. His soul was then reborn in the Douluo Continent...

Tang San: Lan Si, why are my Tang Sect's ultimate techniques completely ineffective against you? Give me back Xiao Wu, give me back the immortal herb, give me back the Eight Spider Lances...

Xiao Wu: Didn't I sacrifice myself for Third Brother? Why did I become your spirit ring? Ah, don't eat the bunny...

Tang Hao: I only taught the Great Sumeru Hammer to Xiao San, why do you know it too?

Yu Xiaogang: I regret offending Lan Si. The invincible theory was developed by myself; I did not plagiarize.

Ning Rongrong: I missed out on 100 million.

Dai Mubai: Why am I the one wearing LV again?

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Friendly reminder: This is not a system novel; Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong are not accepted.

Chapter Zero: The Prologue

That night!

It's raining!

The rain did not dispel the smoke in the sky; instead, it made the area even darker.

On the official road between Luzhou and Taiyuan, a young man dressed in white with a red scarf and a straw hat rode alone at breakneck speed.

The young man ignored the rain hitting his face, simply pulling his straw hat down slightly and letting the rain pelt below his eyes.

"drive!"

Besides the rain, there was also a cold wind.

It is currently the transition period between winter and spring, and the earth has not yet warmed up. In addition, the rain has made the temperature even colder.

But the young man didn't care at all, whipping the horse wildly, wishing the horse would run faster than he could.

The young man's name is Li Cunsi, originally named Lan Si. He was a member of the Blue Star Orphanage and also a gun shooting enthusiast who was passionate about assembling various firearms. He had just finished the college entrance examination and should have been embarking on a wonderful university life, but on the first day of school, he was sucked away by a beam of light that fell from the sky and brought to the world of Painting Rivers and Lakes: Bad Guys.

As a fan of Chinese animation, Lan Si was naturally familiar with this world, but compared to the excitement of being a transmigrator, he felt more fear. The story was set during the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, another dark and turbulent era in Chinese history, no less intense than the Five Barbarian Invasions. A true world of cannibalism.

Fortunately, he was quite lucky and met Prince Li Keyong of Jin. For some reason, the former took a liking to Lan Si at first sight, recognizing him as an unparalleled martial arts prodigy. He adopted him as his godson, taught him the Supreme Qiankun Skill, and named him Li Cun Si, making him the fourteenth Taibao after the Thirteen Taibao.

Years later, Li Keyong's words came true. Lan Si was indeed a martial arts prodigy, rising from a complete novice to a master of the middle realm.

Knowing the dangers of the Bad Guys world, he remained as low-key as ever. He spent most of his time in seclusion, rarely showing his face.

Very little is known about him; even his martial arts skills are known only to Li Keyong and Li Cunren, the only woman among the Fourteen Protectors.

Until half a year ago.

Feeling that his cultivation had reached a bottleneck and he could not break through to the Great Celestial Realm in a short time, Lan Si set his sights on the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique, a cultivation method of Zhang Xuanling, the Celestial Master of the Celestial Master's Mansion on Longhu Mountain.

After spending several months, they found Zhang Xuanling in Luzhou, who had gone mad due to Li Siyuan's scheme.

Later, taking advantage of his understanding of the plot, he spent half a month successfully tricking him into giving him the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Manual.

Ice falls from the Heavenly Spirit Mountain, stars fill the sky inside the shrine gate, thunder rumbles and rain pours down, the spring pool is deep and deep, lamps are lit in the east room and the west room is bright, the twelve earthly branches are inseparable.

Knowing the general principles of the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique, he successfully cultivated it without any surprise. By combining the Supreme Divine Universe Technique and the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique, two top-tier martial arts techniques in the world of Bad Guys, his power successfully broke through to the Great Heavenly Realm.

With just this one action, Lan Si pushed herself into the abyss.

He was targeted by Yuan Tiangang, the only unparalleled figure in the world of Bad Guys, a monster who had lived for three hundred years...

boom!

A thunderclap exploded.

The sky brightened instantly, then fell back into darkness.

The rain is getting heavier!

The official road on the ground had also become wet and was somewhat difficult to walk on!

Several days of continuous travel had left Lan Si utterly exhausted. His magnificent steed, the Akhal-Teke, was also emitting mournful cries of pain!

"We're almost there. Once we enter Taiyuan, even the Bad Guy Commander won't dare to attack me directly." Looking at Taiyuan City, which was not far ahead, Lan Si thought to himself, and quickened the pace of his whipping.

boom!

Another deafening thunderclap followed.

Then the world became bright.

Just as the light faded and darkness returned, Lan Si inexplicably glanced forward. What she did look at instantly terrified her.

In a fleeting flash of lightning, a figure wearing a gray veil and a straw hat stood a hundred meters ahead, hands behind his back, coldly watching him.

"The Bad Commander!"

Lan Si was greatly alarmed and instinctively threw out several Jin Xin daggers. He then pulled on the reins, changed direction, and left the official road.

"Giddy up...gigdy up..."

When he turned around again, the official road was pitch black, and there was no sign of the Bad Commander.

Lan Si dared not let his guard down and continued to speed up his journey, intending to take a detour through a side road to enter Taiyuan City.

As long as he bypasses the path and cuts the suspension bridge, even the Bad Guy Commander will not be able to catch him.

The only sounds in the pitch-black rainy night were the patter of heavy rain and the rapid clatter of horses' hooves.

Just as Lan Si was about to step onto the suspension bridge, thunder roared in the sky again.

boom!

A long, tongue-like bolt of lightning flashed and moved across the dark clouds in the sky.

At that moment, the entire sky was illuminated.

Across the suspension bridge, the Bad Guy Commander stood there, seemingly having been waiting for quite some time.

"Damn it!" Lan Si didn't expect the Bad Commander to arrive so quickly. Caught off guard, the old horse stumbled and fell off the cliff with him. Fortunately, he was skilled in martial arts. Just before falling, he used his internal energy to push off the horse's back and return to the ground safely.

The rain gradually stopped, a gentle breeze blew by, the dark clouds dispersed, and the pure white moonlight poured down, illuminating the earth.

Lan Si glanced at the misty bottom of the cliff, then looked up at the moonlight in the sky, and finally fixed his gaze on the Bad Commander who had somehow appeared at the entrance of the suspension bridge. He secretly groaned in his heart.

"Your Excellency, I have no grudge against you, why are you pressing me so hard?" Lan Si adopted a very humble attitude. He knew that unless the Bad Commander was willing to let him go, he would have little chance of survival.

The Bad Guy Commander answered irrelevantly, his voice hoarse: "Li Cunji, birth year unknown, place of origin unknown, real name unknown, no one knows your past. Three years ago, you were favored by Prince Jin, Li Keyong, who adopted you as his son, named you Li Cunji, and made you his fourteenth bodyguard."

"I never expected that I, a mere nobody, would catch the eye of a senior like you. I am truly ashamed." Lan Si glanced around discreetly and respectfully bowed to the Bad Commander.

"Heh, an unknown nobody? You're no unknown nobody. What kind of nobody could rise from a complete novice with no martial arts background to the Great Celestial Realm in just a few years?" The Bad Commander sneered. "You're an anomaly that shouldn't exist. Keeping you around will only get in the way. Now you have two paths to choose from."

"One, die."

"two...."

Before the Bad Commander could finish speaking, Lan Si interrupted, "I choose option two."

The wicked commander said in a deep voice, "Second, like that horse just now, it will perish at the bottom of the cliff."

"Uh..." Lan Si's lips twitched. Weren't these two options both death traps? He then raised his hand and asked quietly, "Um... can I choose the third option?"

The tyrannical commander said indifferently, "What do you think?"

"Of course, for example... pledging allegiance to the senior. Becoming a spy for the Jin Kingdom for the senior, or something like that. You see... I am, after all, a Great Heavenly Rank cultivator, though far inferior to the senior, but still somewhat..."

This time, Lan Si didn't finish her sentence. The Bad Commander vanished in a flash, reappearing behind Lan Si with a powerful punch imbued with the power of the Heavenly Gang Technique, creating a fierce gust of wind.

The First Evolution

If Lan were hit by this punch, he would be crippled even if he didn't die.

Sensing a powerful whooshing sound behind him, Lan Si, who was already on guard, dared not hold back. He simultaneously activated the Supreme Heaven and Earth Technique and the Five Thunder Heavenly Heart Technique, his body crackling with lightning and blue flames, barely dodging the attack. Then, without lingering, he flashed straight towards the suspension bridge. His speed was as fast as a ghost. Once he crossed the suspension bridge, he would be safe.

However, Lan Si was fast, but the Bad Commander was even faster, and he caught up in the blink of an eye.

Left with no other choice, Lan Si had to exchange a blow with the former. With that one strike, Lan Si's right arm was fractured, and his internal organs were severely damaged. He fell heavily onto the suspension bridge, nearly dying.

"Pfft..." Lan Si suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood. He knew the gap between them was huge, but he never expected it to be this wide. The Great Celestial Realm power was like an ant before him.

The Bad Commander seemed to have no intention of giving Lan Si a chance to catch his breath. Even though the latter had lost the ability to resist, he still suddenly leaped up and struck with all his might.

Faced with the full force of the Bad Commander's attack, Lan knew he had no chance of survival. But he would never sit idly by and wait to die. He raised his left arm and drew a black musket from his chest.

This was the only firearm he had successfully manufactured without Li Keyong's knowledge. The musket could only hold one bullet, and he wouldn't use it unless absolutely necessary.

The world's smelting techniques were simply too poor, and Lan Si was practically clueless about forging. Adding to this, he was afraid of arousing Li Keyong's suspicion, so he could only manage to forge an ancient artifact.

"boom..."

The gun barrel exploded, and a black iron ball the size of a longan flew out, shooting towards the Bad Commander.

The leader of the Bad Guys clearly hadn't expected Lan Si to still have the ability to resist, and in a moment of oversight, his reaction was a beat too slow. The bullet grazed his mask.

"when..."

The mask fell to the ground. The Grand Marshal looked at Lan Si again, only to see that, taking advantage of the moment he dodged the bullets, Lan Si had used his last ounce of strength to leap into the abyss...

Facing upwards, the meaning gradually became blurred. Lan Si took one last look at the Bad Commander on the suspension bridge.

"I'm so unwilling..." With these words, Lan Si closed her eyes, and her figure completely disappeared into the darkness.

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Chapter One: Lan Si