On how PhDs become human evil

Glancing at Bai Jie, who was sitting quietly drinking tea to minimize his presence, Chen sighed helplessly: "I really don't know what got into my husband that made him think of bringing you back. Isn't this just asking for trouble?"

Pfft!

Whether it was a misperception or not, Chen and Hei Ge heard a sound of something being pierced, while Bai Jie, who was drinking tea nearby, clutched his chest and collapsed, looking like he was in quite a bit of pain.

“Tacheng Heige, let me be frank. Personally, I’m very reluctant for you to move in, but since Bai Jie has agreed, I’ll reluctantly agree to let you move in.”

"Thank you so much, Miss Crimson Dragon Emperor."

“But!” Yes, Chen was about to say “but,” “Given your rebellious nature and penchant for causing trouble, I expect you to abide by the following rules during your stay.”

"First, you are not allowed to have any excessive contact with my husband."

"Secondly, you are not allowed to leave this hilltop without permission."

"That's all for now. As for whether there are any others, I'll tell you later."

Hei Ge was somewhat surprised when she heard the two rules Chen proposed. She never expected that Chen would propose such two... incredibly lenient rules!

Is it true that I can't have excessive contact with Chen's husband? Does that mean that any contact other than excessive contact is acceptable?

Not allowed to leave this hilltop? This hilltop is comparable in size to Tokyo, Japan, so in terms of the area it occupies, it's enormous.

Therefore, these two regulations are practically meaningless for black songs.

"I didn't expect you, Crimson Dragon Emperor, to be so generous. Well then, I won't stand on ceremony." Hei Ge said as he approached Bai Jie. "Hey, little brother, which room is yours? Can I move in?"

"Unfortunately, we sleep together." Chen ruthlessly shattered Hei Ge's fantasy. "By the way, this is a crucial period for Bai Jie and me to deepen our relationship. If you dare to barge in, you're dead!"

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Somewhere in Japan.

"Cao Cao, the nine-tailed fox demon who was stationed at the Inari Shrine has been dealt with."

"Thank you for your hard work, George, Leonardo. Siegfried, how about over there?"

"It's easy. The monsters in Kyoto are nothing special. There are a few that can fight, but they're not that great."

"That's good. Speaking of Cao Cao, Wali's whereabouts have been quite strange lately, and several of his teammates have also frequently disappeared."

"Do you know what's going on, Joan of Arc?"

"I don't know the specifics, but Vali has probably been using teleportation magic frequently lately."

"I see. It seems that Vali doesn't want to remain detached from the situation either. But that time is almost here, and then our ambitions can take a big step forward."

"Let the extraordinary beings of this world see clearly the power of the descendants of heroes."

P.S.: This afternoon, the school clubs held recruitment events, and the senior student who greeted us was a tall, beautiful woman with an incredibly soft and cute voice! Is this what they call a mature woman's body with a cute girl's heart? I'm in love!

Section 285, paragraph 20: These gods really do have something wrong with their brains.

Bai Jie is currently in Kuoh Town. Because he couldn't do anything in the Underworld and was incredibly bored, he decided to wander around the human world.

However, although he was supposed to be wandering around, Bai Jie knew this small piece of land in Japan like the back of his hand, so there wasn't much to do there.

"I'm getting a little tired of it. How about we go check out other countries?"

On a certain street, Bai Jie was walking and eating, holding a grilled sausage in one hand and a milk tea in the other. A large bag was hanging on his wrist, which at first glance was full of all kinds of snacks.

Bai Jie tossed the empty sausage sticks into the nearby trash can and glanced at the sky: "It's already dusk. We've been wandering around all day. Shall we head back?"

When Bai Jie thinks about going home, the first thing that comes to mind isn't his wife's goddess-like face, nor the steaming hot meal he just finished cooking, but rather the confrontational relationship between Hei Ge and Chen.

Ever since Hei Ge moved into Bai Jie's house, Chen and Hei Ge have been at odds, constantly targeting each other in various ways, such as cooking, housework, and serving Bai Jie. Although Bai Jie has had a good time experiencing Chen's gentleness thanks to this, he is constantly surrounded by this chaotic situation, which is unbearable even for him.

After finishing his milk tea, Bai Jie tapped his palm: "Hmm, let's just find a hotel here for the night."

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Bai Jie is starting to panic.

He originally just wanted to find a small roadside hotel to stay in for one night, but he really couldn't stand the various alleys in Japan. He had taken the shortest route, but look where he ended up now.

All that could be seen were signs for "Overnight stay for XX yuan" and "Overnight package for XX yuan," while neon lights emitting pink glow filled the sky above the small street, creating an ambiguous, rosy atmosphere that permeated every corner of the space.

This looks like they've gone to the red-light district.

Leaning against the wall and rubbing his forehead, Bai Jie sighed deeply: "What a blunder! How could I have ended up in a place like this? If Chen finds out, he'll kill me!"

Although Bai Jie is almost a hundred years old, he has never gone out to philander. After all, he is surrounded by top-notch cute girls, plus several wives and fiancées who are as beautiful as angels. Why would Bai Jie need to go out and mess around?

So this was Bai Jie's first time in a place like this.

"I think we should just go back."

Thinking this, Bai Jie gathered his magic power, preparing to activate the teleportation magic circle to return directly to the underworld. However, at that moment, the voice of a familiar person to Bai Jie rang out.

"Huh? Isn't this Lord Magic King? It's quite rare to see him in a place like this."

Upon hearing this, Bai Jie turned around and saw Azazel, dressed in a suit of fine clothes, smiling at him, with three other people following behind him.

One was an old man wearing a hat and casual clothes, with one eye closed, seemingly blind.

Beside the old man was a silver-haired woman dressed in a neat work uniform, with her long, cascading hair reaching her waist.

The last one was a very composed-looking middle-aged man with a standard square face and a large beard.

Narrowing his eyes, Bai Jie couldn't help but laugh: "You're the one who's really something. The governor of a fallen angel would come to a place like this for entertainment? Don't tell me you still don't have a family."

"Hmm...you've got a sharp tongue, kid." Azazel's face stiffened.

"Hey, Azazel, is this white-haired brat the Magic King who's been all over the news lately?" Just then, the old man spoke up, "I heard he's the Crimson Dragon Emperor's man?"

Nodding, Azazel said, "As you can see, old man Odin, he is the man who suddenly appeared as the Red Dragon Emperor, his name is Bai Jie. Magic King, this is the God King of the Norse gods, Odin."

"The Norse god-king, the progenitor of runes?" Bai Jie's eyes narrowed slightly. "I see. I understand the situation now. So what are you doing here? If you are gods, wouldn't it be better to go find the Japanese gods or Sirzechs?"

"Ah, actually it's because old man Odin wanted to find a bar."

"Oh, I see...what?"

Bai Jie thought he might be hard of hearing. What was Odin looking for? Was it a place a god wanted to go?

Patting Bai Jie on the shoulder, Azazel said with a sly smile, "Bai Jie, old man Odin is the world's foremost connoisseur. Even I have to admit defeat in this regard."

"Hahaha! Azazel, you know a lot, but where exactly is this place you said you'd take me? I can't wait to hug a cute girl."

"Don't be in such a hurry. Good things are meant to be enjoyed a little longer. That way, you'll experience the best pleasure when you finally start eating."

"That's true, you young people really know how to have fun."

One is the governor of fallen angels, an evil man who has his name engraved in the Bible.

One is the chief god of Norse mythology, a god of wisdom originating from the entire mythology.

These two people were openly discussing vulgar topics, and coupled with the group of demon kings they had encountered earlier who had no dignity whatsoever... Bai Jie felt that the mythology of this world was doomed.

"Then you guys go and enjoy yourselves. I'm going back now."

"Ah, Bai Jie, wait a minute, there's something I want to tell you." Azazel called out to Bai Jie, "Although I feel bad asking you for help all the time, a powerful enemy might come along, and we might need your help then."

"A formidable enemy?" Bai Jie frowned. "How strong? Can they defeat me? Or can they defeat Chen?"

"You two are completely out of our league, don't compare yourselves to us!" Azazel said irritably. "Anyway, we might face a powerful enemy. These are turbulent times, and Sazex and I are too busy to handle everything. So if an enemy really does attack, we'll really have to trouble you and the Crimson Dragon Emperor."

Touching his chin, Bai Jie held up one finger: "Promise me one thing, and I'll help you."

"Requirements? What requirements?"

Pointing to Odin beside him, Bai Jie smiled and said, "I want to know all the secrets of the runes of this world and the magic system of Norse mythology. In other words, I want to obtain the wisdom of the entire Norse mythology—promise me this and I will help you."

The full wisdom of a myth!

Azazel never expected that Bai Jie would make such a request, because it was undoubtedly an infringement on the foundation of a myth that had been developed over countless years. How could it be revealed to outsiders so easily?

"What an arrogant brat! This is the first time I've ever heard such boastful talk," Odin laughed.

"Give it to me or not? If you're not going to give it to me, then go find someone else."

“…” After a moment of silence, Odin said, “Well, you can take it if you want, but don’t think that a mere human can understand the wisdom of the entire Norse world.”

Section 286, Chapter 21: Addicted to King of Glory Simulation Battle

After Azazel's actions, Bai Jie lost interest in lingering in the human world and immediately activated a magic circle to return to his home in the underworld.

"Ah, buddy, you're back!"

Upon seeing Bai Jie return, Hei Ge, who was lying on the sofa, immediately raised his hand and waved. Opposite Hei Ge, there was a small cat sitting.

"Kitten? What are you doing here? And all alone."

"Because there are some things I want to ask the teacher," the kitten said calmly. "But could the teacher explain why my sister is at the teacher's house?"

“Huh? Didn’t Heige tell you? She’s basically living off me now,” Bai Jie said. “Last time, Vali and Heige came to the Underworld to see me. Vali forgot Heige here when they left. You know your sister’s personality; if you leave her alone, she’ll cause trouble. So I brought her back.”

"Meow~ I told you I wasn't lying, Baiyin, why don't you believe me just once in a while?"

"My sister has a history of not telling the truth, so I can't trust her."

"Meow~~~! Bro, Baiyin said she doesn't believe in me, her older sister! I'm so sad, I need comforting!"

While pretending to cry, Hei Ge lunged at Bai Jie. Bai Jie, unfazed, pulled out a baseball bat from somewhere and smacked Hei Ge across the face, sending her flying against the wall.

Bai Jie tossed aside the baseball bat and stroked the kitten's hair: "Well, your sister is just like that, don't worry about her. Speaking of which, you have something to ask me, right? What is it?"

The kitten glanced at her older sister who had been knocked away, then decisively ignored her and said, "I've encountered some problems while practicing magic recently, so I wanted to ask my teacher about them."

“Okay, let’s go to the restaurant to talk. Chen is making dinner there.”

Bai Jie then led the kitten toward the restaurant.

Hei Ge quickly got up from the floor, dusted himself off, and smiled wryly: "Oh dear, this guy is really stubborn. He's willing to go after such a beautiful woman like me. How am I supposed to have a child with him? This is so troublesome."

"But judging from Baiyin's expression... hehehe, are you a sister? This guy is really something."

With a strange smile playing on his lips, Hei Ge walked towards the restaurant.