On how PhDs become human evil

To make matters worse, Bai Jie, whom he considered a formidable rival, witnessed him in this state, completely shattering his kingly dignity!

Gilgamesh's expression shifted between light and dark, and finally he sighed resignedly, "Alas, even I, the king, do not know everything about the contents of the treasury."

Gilgamesh's Noble Phantasm: Gate of Babylon.

Essentially, it was just an alternate dimension used to store Noble Phantasms, but Gilgamesh collected the prototypes of all the Noble Phantasms in the world, elevating this Noble Phantasm to the level of a strategic weapon.

Because it contains the prototypes of all the world's Noble Phantasms and numerous treasures, so many that even Gilgamesh could not identify them all, this is why Gilgamesh chose to immediately launch the Noble Phantasms as cannonballs instead of releasing their true names one by one. He did not know the true names of all the Noble Phantasms.

Of course, Gilgamesh could identify them all if he wanted to, but in the battles so far, Gilgamesh has been able to defeat all enemies simply by throwing his Noble Phantasm. Even if there are enemies he can't defeat, he can solve them by drawing his Ea. Therefore, Gilgamesh has never bothered to learn about his Noble Phantasm and treasure.

—Until he learned of Bai Jie's return.

Ten years ago in the Holy Grail War, Gilgamesh was the loser—even though the final outcome was inconclusive, in Gilgamesh's eyes, that was his defeat. White, a mere mortal, exhausted his wisdom and schemes to outmaneuver him to the extreme.

This was undoubtedly a humiliation for Gilgamesh, but at the same time, he also felt a long-lost joy. If he represented power, then Bai Jie represented wisdom. Which would prevail, power or wisdom? Gilgamesh was very interested in this question.

Ten years later, Gilgamesh witnessed Bai Jie manipulating Artoria at will, and during this process, Gilgamesh sensed changes in Bai Jie.

—This former human being has transformed into human evil.

The moment Gilgamesh realized this, he could no longer remain calm. He was certain that Whitebeard had become a formidable enemy that he might not be able to defeat even if he went all out.

Therefore, Gilgamesh began to pay attention to his Noble Phantasm and treasures. If he were to release the true name of his Noble Phantasm instead of simply throwing it out, its power would definitely increase several levels, thus improving his chances of winning against White Knight.

While Gilgamesh was researching, he accidentally ingested a medicinal herb. The strong effects of the herb made him feel dizzy for a moment, and when he regained consciousness, he had transformed into the woman he is now.

"Took the wrong medicine and turned into a woman... Gilgamesh, when did you become so amazing?"

Bai Jie was speechless at the reason why Gilgamesh had become a woman. He had thought that Gilgamesh had gone to Thailand for surgery because he had awakened some strange fetish, but he never expected that it was because he took the wrong medicine.

The mighty King of Heroes actually took the wrong medicine... Bai Jie felt he could tell this joke to Fujimaru Ritsuka, since she seemed to have a few Gilgameshes on her side as well.

Gilgamesh raised an eyebrow at Bai Jie's taunt, and several golden ripples immediately appeared around her, but she quickly withdrew her Noble Phantasm: "Forget it, I don't have time to argue with you right now."

"Hmm? That's strange. With your personality, how come you can hold back from arguing with me? Could it be that your personality has improved over the past ten years?"

"I simply don't want to waste my magic on trivial matters."

"Wasting magic power... Hmm?" Bai Jie's lips curled up. "This is quite a piece of news. Let me guess... You're not currently in a state of magic power depletion, are you? No, I shouldn't say that. I should say you can't use magic power casually."

Gilgamesh's face stiffened.

"You're not saying anything, so it seems I was right. Considering your current female body and the limitations in your magic... Speaking of which, I've heard of a theory that there's a significant difference in magic power between men and women, such as magic capacity. Your magic capacity has probably been greatly reduced because you've become a woman."

Gilgamesh's expression turned even uglier.

(Damn it, that bastard actually got everything right!)

Her magical power is indeed far less than when she was a man, only half of what it used to be. Logically, this should be enough, as opening the Gate of Babylon doesn't require much magic. However, the problem lies in her current physical condition. Just like every woman has her period, Gilgamesh is experiencing the same thing. To alleviate the pain, she's using a significant portion of her magic power on pain relief. If she were to act rashly… Gilgamesh doesn't want to experience the feeling of menstruation.

(Huh? Really? My offhand theory actually came true? Isn't that a doujinshi setting?!)

Bai Jie was also extremely shocked. After all, Gilgamesh's current situation was too similar to the plot of a doujinshi. He had applied the plot from a certain doujinshi to it, but he didn't expect that he would actually be right!

At this moment, Bai Jie only had one thing to say—Holy crap!

The plot of the doujinshi actually came true! When are you going to arrange the Kiana hot spring incident? He could be the captain!

(No, Kiana is already my wife, so the hot spring scene isn't necessary... No, it's still necessary, I want to bathe with Kiana!)

(I have a feeling this bastard is thinking some disgusting things....)

P.S.: Ahem... I'm sure most users of this site know the plot of this doujinshi, so let's not say it out loud.

P.S.: As a science student who has fallen in love, I tried to prove it by watching this new anime all night long. I laughed so hard in bed in the middle of the night that my stomach hurt. If I hadn't read the original manga, I probably would have laughed even harder.

P.S.: What should I do if I want to write about everyday anime/manga life?

Section 461, Chapter 17: The Arknights event is over in a day.

Bringing his thoughts back on track, Bai Jie said, "So what are you planning to do now? A woman's body can't possibly beat me, although I feel that your male body can't possibly beat me either."

"Aren't you too arrogant, you bastard? Well, I guess I have no choice but to wear you down slowly."

Gilgamesh sighed.

"That is a poisonous herb. All I can do is wait for its effects to wear off. If I could use magic, I could speed up the process, but unfortunately, that's not possible these next two days."

Menstrual cramps are really painful, especially for a man.

Seeing this, Bai Jie scratched the back of his head: "I see, I understand. So can I assume that your current fighting ability is about the same as that of an average high school girl?"

"I have a feeling that there's something more to your words—well, by the standards of a Servant, you are indeed just as weak as an ordinary person."

Very good, Bai Jie can rest assured with that.

Now, here's the question: If a beautiful, wealthy woman with no physical strength is standing in front of you and she is almost completely unguarded, which of the following options would you choose?

First, take all her belongings, including her wallet, jewelry, bank cards, etc.

Second, forcibly take her home or find a nearby hotel to start the process of making a baby.

As a wicked, despicable, and morally bankrupt individual, Bai Jie's choice is—

"clatter!"

Bai Jie hooked his arm around Gilgamesh's shoulder and conjured a small knife, holding it to her neck: "Give me a few of your Noble Phantasms to play with, King of Heroes, like Ea and Chains of Heaven or something."

"You bastard, how dare you threaten me?! Do you really think I wouldn't dare to hit you?!"

Gilgamesh's angry roar ended with a soft moan.

Stretching his five-fingered dragon claws, Bai Jie said with an extremely sinister and malicious smile, "Hehehe, I advise you to behave yourself, otherwise I can't guarantee that I won't do something rude to you right now. This situation is actually quite good for developing the plot of a doujinshi."

"Of course, I'm not some kind of demon. If you behave yourself, I'll release you by handing over a few Noble Phantasms. If you don't agree... you can scream your lungs out and no one will save you."

Bai Jie was almost moved to tears by his own acting skills; he felt that the Oscars should award him a Best Villain Award.

Gilgamesh's beautiful face tensed up at Bai Jie's threat. She had no doubt about the truth of Bai Jie's words. After all, ten years ago, Bai Jie had used many underhanded means to win, such as stealing all of Tokiomi Tohsaka's jewels and backstabbing Artoria.

It's not hard to imagine that someone would humiliate her as a woman for the sake of a few Noble Phantasms.

"What are you doing, Doctor?"

Suddenly, a third voice rang in their ears. Bai Jie and Gilgamesh turned their heads at the same time and saw Mostima standing not far away, carrying large and small bags and looking at them.

From Mostima's perspective, Bai Jie now looked like a thug threatening an innocent woman. Almost instantly, Mostima drew her staff, and azure ripples of energy were about to erupt—

"Stop! This is a misunderstanding! Mostima, let me explain!"

"Shut up! I never thought you, Doctor, were this kind of person! I misjudged you! You're even capable of threatening women!"

"I told you to listen to my explanation! It's not what you think—I'm hiding!"

Dodging the shockwave blast from Mostima's attack, Bai Jie was about to say something when he found himself unable to open his mouth. Even stranger, he felt something soft on his lips...

"Dong dong dong dong!"

He hurriedly got up and wiped his mouth hard. Bai Jie looked at Gilgamesh, who had just been pinned down, with lingering fear. Then he looked at Mostima, who had taken out the black and white staffs and was about to give him a good whack. Suddenly, he had the urge to go back in time and beat himself up.

"Hey...you bastard, how dare you force a kiss on me..."

"Doctor, today I'm going to clean house for Ah Neng!"

The two furious women, Gate of Babylon and Ripple of Time, simultaneously set their sights on Bai Jie.

Swallowing hard, Bai Jie took two steps back: "Well, ladies, I think I can explain."

"An explanation? Your explanation is cheating on me in front of me?"

"My lips are not a tool for you to use to explain yourself!"

Approaching Bai Jie aggressively, Gilgamesh and Mostima had somehow formed a united front.

"Go to hell, you scumbag (bastard)!"

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Bai Jie died—did you think it would be like this?

Even if the Hero King and the Great Demon joined forces, they couldn't possibly kill Bai Jie now. In fact, since they weren't even human, they couldn't possibly cause Bai Jie the slightest harm.

Even so, Mostima still brought Bai Jie to Kiana to apologize.

After listening to Mostima and Bai Jie's descriptions, Kiana sighed deeply: "Ha, I understand now why Sister Chen told me before we left that I had to keep an eye on my brother. He really causes trouble wherever he goes."

"But this really surprised me. You've only been gone for less than two hours and you've already caused such a mess. I don't even know how to describe you, bro."

"Uh...sorry, I let myself go a little too much while I was out alone."

Seeing Kiana's attitude, which was more of a sense of helplessness than anger, Mostima couldn't help but question her, "Kiana, aren't you angry? The Doctor is being all lovey-dovey with other women outside! That's clearly cheating!"

"Well, it's impossible not to get angry at all, but how should I put it... I'm used to it." Kiana said with a wry smile, "My brother has nearly ten wives he has acknowledged, not to mention all the women who are eyeing him and lusting after him. If we get angry and jealous about everything, we'll be driven crazy by him sooner or later."

"Besides, my brother knows his limits. At most, he's just good at flirting. He wouldn't dare to actually cheat on his wife. This situation should be considered a coincidence."

"That's right, that's right! It was just a coincidence! I have no interest in kissing someone whose body is a woman but whose heart is a rough man! Just thinking about it is disgusting!" Bai Jie hurriedly proved his innocence. "Besides, I'm not lusting after her body. I just want to ask her for a few Noble Phantasms for Kiana to use for self-defense."

Self-defense?

Upon hearing this word, Kiana looked at her equipment.

Five Herrscher cores, eight A++ grade defensive Noble Phantasms, twenty-eight automatically triggered anti-enemy spells, King Arthur as a bodyguard, five automatically triggered resurrection spells, and one hundred gems containing fifty percent of Bai Jie's magical power for a cannon attack... Kiana felt that she could easily take on Schicksal, Anti-Entropy, and World Serpent all by herself, and Bai Jie was actually adding more equipment for her.

"Aren't you being a little too protective of me? Dude, it's not like I'm completely defenseless."

"It's always better to be cautious."

"But you're being overly cautious!"

P.S.: I spent a whole day completing the Arknights event and saved up 11 high-level sanity potions, which expire tomorrow, so I'd better use them quickly.

P.S.: Last recommendation: "Mephisto is My Wife"

My name is Wang Lin. When I woke up, I was immediately told by a cute white-haired girl that I had lost my memory. She was also my wife, named Mephistopheles.

And she also has a best friend named Faust.