On how PhDs become human evil

“Of course I trust Mostima, you’ve been out there having fun for who knows how long. The problem is Illyasviel.” Bai Jie sighed. “After the Holy Grail War ends, almost everyone here will be leaving. What will happen to this little girl? We can’t just leave her in an orphanage to be adopted.”

"I'm not a little girl! I'm eighteen years old!"

"With your body that looks like a little girl, no one would believe you're eighteen."

With one hand suppressing the rambunctious Illya, Bai Jie turned his gaze to the still-standing Emiya: "Hey, Emiya, you're staying at your place here now, right?"

"Hmm... what's wrong?"

"Could you please take this guy in? If I'm not mistaken, you in this world should be Ilya's father's adopted son, her younger brother. The two of you should be able to take care of each other without any problems."

"Hmm... I can take her back first, but I'm not sure if we can take her in, because there are already three people in my family and we're struggling financially."

"In that case, this is useless to me, you can have it." Bai Jie said as he tossed over a card. "It's a card my friend gave me. You can use it however you want, no matter how much you spend."

Looking at the black card in his hand, Emiya felt a sudden surge of helplessness.

Is this how rich people behave?

"Snapped!"

With his hands clasped together, Bai Jie looked at everyone present and sighed: "So, is that how it ends? I'll take Kiana and Artoria to another world, Illya will be taken in by the Emiya family, Athena, Hajime Nagumo, and Yue will return to their original world, Mostima will continue her journey, and Bai Jie will return to her own timeline... Kiana?"

Kiana suddenly tugged at Bai Jie's clothes.

"Hey bro, I want to talk to you about something... um... could you let me go to another world by myself next time?"

"Huh?"

P.S.: During my break, I did a 10-pull in Arknights. Auspicious purple clouds appeared, but 6000 Originium went down the drain. Damn!

P.S.: This concludes the Type-Moon series. A new series will begin tomorrow.

Chapter 500, Part 1: Kidnapping Misaka Mikoto

On the bridge in the 7th District of Academy City, Touma Kamijou stood there dumbfounded, unable to comprehend what was happening.

Several tens of minutes earlier, Touma Kamijou was about to have a meal at a family restaurant, but while he was waiting for his bitter melon snail lasagna, he unexpectedly discovered a few thugs harassing a middle school girl.

With the intention of helping others, Touma Kamijou chose to go and send those thugs away, but it turned into him being chased by more than a dozen thugs. As a result, he didn't even eat his dinner and ran all the way to this bridge.

Touma Kamijou thought he was already incredibly unlucky, but he never expected that the middle school student who had been harassed earlier would also come after him, aggressively challenging him to a duel.

To be honest, Mr. Kamijou is just an unknown person without any esper abilities. If it really came down to a fight, he would definitely be no match for this middle school student. If you ask why, this middle school student is one of only seven esper abilities in Academy City.

Third place: Misaka Mikoto, also known as Railgun.

For some reason, Touma Kamijou and this young lady had become somewhat acquainted, so when he saw her surrounded by thugs, he went over to help. Of course, Touma Kamijou was there to help the thugs and prevent them from being electrocuted into frogs by Misaka Mikoto's 100,000 volts.

However, Touma Kamijou's actions were misunderstood by Misaka Mikoto as him trying to show off and act like a hero. Feeling annoyed, she met him on the bridge and after exchanging only a few words, she unleashed a lightning spear from her bangs, ready to give Touma Kamijou a free internet addiction treatment.

"Crackling sound~~~"

Bai Jie, who had just emerged from the dimensional gate, was completely dumbfounded as he stared at the lightning spear that had struck his chest.

He was beaten up as soon as he arrived here?

"Just to be on the safe side, let me ask first: that lightning strike wasn't intentionally aimed at me, was it?"

"That's exactly what I was going to ask! What are you doing suddenly appearing halfway here?! Hey! Hedgehog, don't run away!"

Before Misaka Mikoto could finish speaking, she spotted Kamijou Touma trying to sneak away. However, before she could catch up, Kamijou Touma had already disappeared in a flash. His speed was so fast that it was hard to believe he was a high school student who had already run two kilometers!

"Hmm... I feel it's not quite appropriate to say it like this, but if I were to draw this scene, I think it would be quite nice to name it 'Waiting-for-Husband Rock'."

The sudden, malicious words from a human made Misaka Mikoto's dissatisfaction even more uncontrollable: "If you hadn't suddenly appeared, I would have electrocuted him into a frog by now!"

"From a health perspective, I don't think electrocuting someone into a frog-like shape is an appropriate act; it could even be considered intentional assault. Doesn't this city have a crime of intentional assault? Or is it that it's not mentioned in the laws concerning minors?"

"Besides, I didn't intentionally appear at this time. Like you said, I appeared suddenly. Essentially, I'm just an innocent bystander who was unfortunately caught in the crossfire of your argument—"

"We're not having a marital argument! Who's married to that spiky-haired guy? Don't just spout nonsense!"

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After being yelled at by Misaka Mikoto, Bai Jie nodded as if reflecting on his words: "That's true. It was a bit rude of me to call you a couple right off the bat. It would be more appropriate to say you're lovers. Sorry, most of the couples I know are married, so I just naturally put myself in that category... Why are you looking down?"

"I...I'm so angry because of you!!! I'm just an innocent middle school student!!!!"

“Good luck, good luck!”

Enraged and humiliated, Misaka Mikoto unleashed a burst of lightning from her forehead, enough to blind anyone. Hundreds of lightning spears surged forth in all directions like a torrent, instantly illuminating the entire iron bridge with dazzling light!

A few seconds later, the lightning quickly dissipated, and Misaka Mikoto, having used up all her stored power and fallen into a state of powerlessness, slumped to the ground, panting heavily.

"Oh no! I accidentally used the maximum power! Could someone be electrocuted?"

The horrific scene before her eyes immediately threw Misaka Mikoto into a panic. Although she must have subconsciously held back, even so, the electricity she released was enough to kill someone. Misaka Mikoto did not want to become a murderer.

Just as Misaka Mikoto was worried, Bai Jie's figure appeared in a cloud of smoke.

"Well, I have to say you're lucky. I was the one who got the electric shock. If it were anyone else, they probably would have been electrocuted."

He squatted down in front of Misaka Mikoto, resting his chin on his hand and revealing a sly smile: "So, miss, you shocked me once before, and now you've shocked me again. Can I take that as a provocation? If you don't say anything, it means you agree."

"Hmm... that's all because you said some things that made me angry first!"

"Angry? That's strange. Shouldn't someone your age be fantasizing about romance? I was just trying to help you find a partner, how could you slander me like that?"

"I...I...."

Misaka Mikoto only realized today that a person really can drive someone crazy with just their words! The mouth of this man who had inexplicably appeared in front of her made her grit her teeth in fury!

Misaka Mikoto isn't the kind of girl who falls in love early! Although she reads romance novels sometimes, even if she were to find a boyfriend, someone with spiky hair like Kamijou Touma would definitely be the first person she'd rule out!

Seeing that Misaka Mikoto remained silent, Bai Jie couldn't help but sigh. The first person he encountered upon arriving in this world was a girl who couldn't speak human language and could only generate electricity, which made it impossible for him to even gather information. Couldn't he just meet someone of high status and power like in the Type-Moon world?

"Sigh, it seems I have no choice but to resort to some extreme measures. As a pacifist, I originally wanted to resolve this peacefully as much as possible."

As he said this, Bai Jie reached out his hand to Misaka Mikoto.

As the hand grew larger in her field of vision, Misaka Mikoto instinctively tried to dodge, but having just released a large amount of electricity, she was now completely powerless and had no strength to dodge. In the end, all she could do was close her eyes.

(Does this flirtatious girl lack common sense? Closing her eyes in front of a guy? That's straight out of a doujinshi!)

Deeply impressed by Misaka Mikoto's knowledge of dating, Bai Jie casually cast a sleeping spell to knock her unconscious, then hoisted her onto his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Then let's find a place to settle down first. We can't do without finding a place to stay."

Section 501, Part 2: Bai Jie, a Man Who Speaks a Lot of Flirtatious Words

Misaka Mikoto woke up to music, probably piano music, which sounded very soothing. The person playing the piano must be an excellent pianist. As for the piece being played, Misaka Mikoto couldn't recognize it; it seemed to be a piece she had never heard before.

"Now that you're awake, why keep your eyes closed?"

Suddenly, the piano music stopped abruptly, and a man's voice took its place.

The moment she heard that voice, Misaka Mikoto opened her eyes wide and saw the man sitting on the bed not far away.

Bai Jie put down his phone, which he was using to play piano music, and said with a smile, "Hey, did you have a good sleep, Misaka Mikoto-san?"

"You are...the person from last night? Where is this—how did I get tied up?! Did you do this?!"

Misaka Mikoto, who was still in a daze, suddenly realized that she had lost feeling in her hands and immediately cried out in surprise. She then quickly understood her current situation.

She was tied to a chair, with both her hands bound behind her back.

In response to Misaka Mikoto's questioning, Bai Jie simply smiled and said, "After all, you wanted to kick me in the middle of the night, so for my safety, I had no choice but to tie you up. By the way, this is a hotel I just randomly picked."

"That's good... Yeah, right! Why did you kidnap me here? What did you do to me last night?!"

"So, what do you think I did to you?"

Getting off the bed, Bai Jie approached Misaka Mikoto, lifted her chin with his hand, and gently touched her bare thigh with his other hand.

An indescribable sense of shame immediately overwhelmed her. Misaka Mikoto never dreamed that she would be teased like this by a man, not only tied up in such a humiliating manner, but also having her body played with at will. She feared her clothes would be stripped off next, and she would be pinned down and subjected to all sorts of lewd acts...

"Hmm, not bad expression. If this were a doujinshi plot, I believe your face would make the male protagonist of the doujinshi pounce on you."

Bai Jie looked at Misaka Mikoto's face and said.

"But unfortunately, I'm not the kind of male protagonist in doujinshi who thinks with his lower body. I have ten wives at home, and I have absolutely no interest in a flat-chested girl like you who hasn't even developed yet. To be honest, even if you took off all your clothes and stood in front of me in an alluring pose, I still wouldn't get hard."

Although Bai Jie is open to both large and small breasts, if he had to choose, he's definitely a big-breasted guy. He really can't get interested in someone like Misaka Mikoto, who's completely flat-chested.

"However, your reaction is also interesting. Last night you closed your eyes, and now you have the expression of a beautiful girl being humiliated. Could it be that you have the potential to become the heroine of a doujinshi?"

"Doujinshi, doujinshi, doujinshi... all you know is doujinshi! I'm not one of those slutty, cheap girls in those erotic novels!"

Misaka Mikoto was almost in tears with anger. How could such an innocent young woman like her be persecuted by this wild man, Bai Jie? She had never even held hands with a boy before!

Seeing Misaka Mikoto's teary eyes, Bai Jie realized he might have gone a bit too far: "I'm sorry, my previous friends were all just fair-weather friends (Kadoya Tsukasa, Nagumo Hajime, and other males: ???), and I subconsciously brought those habits over with me, so I'm sorry if I upset you."

After untying Misaka Mikoto's restraints, Bai Jie took her ID card, wallet, and other belongings from the side and handed them to her, saying, "Here are your things. You can go now. Anyway, I've finished what I needed to do."

All the things that needed to be done... are done?!

Misaka Mikoto's face turned deathly pale instantly.

(Doesn't this mean... I've already been...?)

Seeing that Misaka Mikoto was about to cry again, Bai Jie hurriedly shouted, "Stop! I didn't do anything to your body! At most, I took some money from your wallet to buy snacks, and I didn't even take off your clothes! Don't look like you've been defiled!"

"Huh?" Misaka Mikoto looked up, tears welling in her eyes. "But didn't you say..."

"What I mean is that I've already gotten the information I need from you, such as the situation in this city, your name, where you're from, and so on. I've already told you I'm a married man, I wouldn't lay a hand on a little girl like you."

"Knowledge..." Misaka Mikoto suddenly recalled the scene of Bai Jie appearing last night.

The sudden appearance of the white light gate, and Bai Jie walking out of it... Misaka Mikoto initially thought he was a space ability user, but it didn't seem like it. Her roommate was a space ability user, so she had some understanding of space abilities.

"Who exactly are you?" Misaka Mikoto asked. "You're definitely not from Academy City, are you? Are you from outside? That portal of light last night, and your talk of gaining knowledge... who exactly are you?"

"Just a passing human villain and magic king," Bai Jie laughed. "Well, from your memories, I've learned quite a bit about this city. It's a very interesting city. I'll probably be staying here for a long time. If there's a chance, we should be able to meet again. Goodbye."

After saying that, Bai Jie activated a spatial teleportation spell right beneath his feet and instantly left the spot.

Misaka Mikoto was stunned by what she saw.