On how PhDs become human evil
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This time, not only Amiya but also Misaka Mikoto was stunned. Although their tones were different, their voices were actually quite similar!
"Hello, I am Misaka Mikoto."
“Skadi… your voice sounds just like mine.” Skadi tilted her head, then looked at Bai Jie: “Honey, what’s going on?”
"Oh dear, I don't know either. To be honest, I only just realized that you two voices sound the same." Bai Jie gave a wry smile.
Meanwhile, Misaka Mikoto was shocked.
(Husband? I know he's married, but isn't his wife Cecilia? And what's with Skadi?)
Clearly, Misaka Mikoto was unaware that Bai Jie had committed bigamy.
"Hey, ally, it's been a long time."
Just then, SilverAsh arrived beside WhiteJack. He had taken off his usual black coat and put on black and white beach swim trunks, his muscular upper body completely exposed to the sunlight. Behind him, Horn followed as always.
"You're here too, SilverAsh."
“Since it is an invitation from your ally, then there is no reason for me, SilverAsh, not to come. Besides, Kjerag is covered in snow all year round. Although I have traveled to many worlds over the years, I have never been to the seaside.”
"Since that's the case, then you should have some fun."
"That's natural."
After saying that, SilverAsh and Cliffheart left, seemingly to go find Cliffheart and Frostleaf.
After SilverAsh left, Bai Jie didn't immediately go into the sea. Instead, he approached Accelerator and said, "Why don't you go into the sea and have some fun? It's a rare opportunity to come to the beach."
"Tch, I don't like swimming."
"You're just bragging. I bet you never exercise, you can't possibly do that."
Because of his ability to manipulate vectors, Accelerator doesn't exercise much and naturally doesn't learn to swim. The reason he's currently staying on the beach is that he's too afraid to go into the sea.
Accelerator glared at Bai Jie and said, "What about you? Aren't you going to go into the sea? There are plenty of your old friends there, aren't there?"
"Well, I might get into trouble if I go into the sea."
Kal'tsit had shown Bai Jie this information before; surprisingly, many female operators on Rhodes Island had designs on him, such as Blaze, who had just pounced on him. If Bai Jie were to go into the sea, those female operators would almost certainly do something, such as pretending they couldn't swim and trying to teach him while taking advantage of him. And such things definitely wouldn't escape the notice of some people, which would likely turn into a battle for Bai Jie's affections.
Therefore, in order to avoid causing a disturbance, Bai Jie thought it was better not to go into business.
Section 529, Chapter 29: The Rhodes Island Party
night.
According to the original plan, Bai Jie, Accelerator, and Misaka Mikoto were supposed to stay at a seaside inn. However, since Rhodes Island had arrived, the inn was definitely not big enough. After all, Rhodes Island had hundreds of people, and even if two or three people shared a room, it would still require more than fifty rooms. Therefore, to solve the accommodation problem, Bai Jie simply moved the entire mobile city-state that was the main body of Rhodes Island over.
Of course, in order not to cause a disturbance, Bai Jie did a lot of pretense and set up a lot of various barriers.
Inside the dining hall of Rhodes Island.
"So--"
Having donned the Rhodes Island Doctor's uniform after a long absence, Bai Jie stood in the crowd and raised his beer glass to the operators he hadn't seen in a long time.
"cheers!"
"""""cheers!!!!!"""""
After a day of playing wildly on the beach, the Rhodes Island operators were still as energetic as if they had just woken up. In fact, after entering Gensokyo and accidentally becoming immortals due to the rules of Gensokyo, the Rhodes Island operators began to live a life without regular sleep, especially those in the manufacturing station. They would often finish ninety-nine jobs of red gold in one go before their mental energy would dissipate. The same was true in the processing station. The D32 steel that once gave Magellan, Mayer, and others a lot of headaches could now be made dozens of times in a row without getting tired.
Looking at the lively surroundings and the noisy Rhodes Island operators, both Misaka Mikoto and Accelerator felt a sense of unease.
Upon finding Bai Jie, Misaka Mikoto asked, "Bai Jie, is this a gathering of your Rhodes Island? Would it be inappropriate for Accelerator and me to stay here?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Bai Jie patted her head. "The people from Rhodes Island are all my operators, but they are also my friends, and you are my friends too. What's wrong with a gathering of friends?"
Bai Jie didn't realize that when he said he was friends with the Rhodes Island operators, more than half of the female operators clutched their chests and collapsed as if they had been shot in the chest, leaving those who knew the situation both amused and exasperated.
Only Bai Jie could steal the hearts of half of Rhodes Island's female operators—such an outrageous feat is possible.
Looking at Bai Jie from afar, Huang, Hua Falin and the others, who were huddled in a corner drinking, seemed to want to vent their resentment at being dumped by Bai Jie, so they picked up the bottles and started chugging.
"Waaaaah! Why didn't I just go for it?! If I had, I would definitely be the first wife!"
Reeking of alcohol, Huang Miaomiao angrily slammed her fist on the table.
Warfarin rolled her eyes at her and said irritably, "Come on, that was so long ago. I was the first senior that Bai Jie met on Rhodes Island. If you have to say, I was the first person to fall in love with him. I was the one who got cut in line, okay!"
Warfarin automatically ignored Chen, who was secretly in love with Bai Jie in a long-distance relationship.
"You guys are lucky. I confessed to the professor before, and he gave me the friend card. I was so angry!"
"Skyfire, when did you confess to the Doctor?! You even ran away first!"
Tianhuo's self-destruction immediately led Huang and Warfarin to target her. Because none of the three of them were deliberately lowering their voices, and because they had been drinking, their voices were actually louder, so Bai Jie heard every single word they said.
And naturally, White's fifth wife, Skadi, was not deaf either.
Carrying her black greatsword, which even the ancient gods avoided, Skadi approached the trio: "You three, I think we should have a good talk about your plans to harm my husband."
"Wait a minute, Skadi, I think we can explain!"
"Yes, yes, we're all family, please don't fight!"
"Let's talk this out!"
Warfarin and the other two immediately backed down and begged for mercy.
Although two of the three are veteran operators and one is a senior veteran operator, making them perfectly capable of facing even some gods, who is Skadi? She is the Deep Sea Sword Saint who has charged in and out of the Undead Scourge seven times! The mage nemesis who can break through all spells with a single sword strike! The invincible little orca who has single-handedly fought countless final bosses! In terms of individual strength, she is the strongest on Rhodes Island besides Whitebeard. Even if Warfarin and the others had a hundred times the courage, they wouldn't want to fight Skadi!
Despite the three's pleas for mercy, Skadi expressionlessly raised her sword, assuming the starting stance of her ancestral spiral sword technique—
"break!"
"Eee-yaa ...
The trio's mournful cries echoed across Rhodes Island, while the other Rhodes Island operators, as if by unspoken agreement, turned their heads away, refusing to witness the three's heroic sacrifice.
Looking at Bai Jie, Misaka Mikoto teased, "You're quite popular with women, aren't you? Rhodes Island isn't just your harem, is it?"
"It's all your imagination. I'm a virtuous and clean man."
The moment Bai Jie uttered those words, every single male operator glared at him fiercely. If looks could kill, Bai Jie would have died dozens of times over in that instant.
Are you, Bai Jie, a man of integrity?
Who was the person who posted a notice on Rhodes Island looking for a partner? And who was the person who found a new love the day after being dumped by a female operator?
If you want to keep a clean reputation, Texas will remain unmoved!
"Well, you can't say that, Doctor. Since so many women like you, it means you have the qualities that make them like you."
"Yan Ke is right. There's an old saying in Yan Country: 'Beauty is only meant for the strong.' Doctor, you're so powerful, it's only natural that you're favored by so many women."
"What? General, you're quite knowledgeable!"
"Hrag, you're actually this kind of person? You've been hiding it quite well."
Flamebringer, Hellagur, SilverAsh.
The few male operators who were veterans on Rhodes Island all came over carrying bottles of alcohol.
Strangely enough, although there are quite a few men on Rhodes Island, almost all of them are junior staff. There are only a handful of senior operators, and senior operators can be counted on one hand. While this is partly due to the promotion system for senior operators, it must be admitted that the male-female ratio on Rhodes Island is somewhat unbalanced.
Hearing the three men's words, Bai Jie immediately rolled his eyes at them in annoyance: "Leaving aside Yan Ke and Hellagur, SilverAsh, do you believe I'll tell Chu Xue and Ya Xin what you just said?"
"No! Ally, I was just joking!" SilverAsh hurriedly dissuaded him.
Just kidding! If Bai Jie were to tell Chu Xue and Ya Xin, wouldn't SilverAsh have to sleep on the floor tonight? Where would his dignity as the head of the family be then?
Section 530, Chapter 30: Our nuclear missiles have arrived on the battlefield.
Around midnight, after finally managing to deal with all the Rhodes Island operators and knocking out Warfarin and the others who had tried to spend the night with him, White arrived on the deck of Rhodes Island.
"Ha... what a noisy bunch! How come I never realized they could be so disruptive before?"
Back when Bai Jie was still at Rhodes Island, not to mention the reserve officers, the officially promoted operators were all incredibly serious, wholeheartedly devoted to their work. But after only a few decades, they've all changed so much, even the usually stoic Hellagur has started joking and telling jokes.
However, Bai Jie could more or less guess why they had become like this.
"In the original world, everyone was running around trying to help the infected and cure Oripathy. After arriving in Gensokyo and finding a cure for Oripathy, everyone was finally able to put down their burdens."
Although he wasn't directly involved, Bai Jie was certain that Rhodes Island had spread the treatment for Oripathy to Terra. The Infected, who were once despised like rats in the street, should now be able to live normal lives. On Terra, Oripathy should now be a disease similar to the common cold.
"Well, I'll find some time to go back and take a look at the world that was my starting point."
Bai Jie is not a nostalgic person; he prefers to look to the future rather than dwell on the past.
Possessing EX-level clairvoyance, Bai Jie can glimpse countless parallel worlds, and many past events have played out countless times in these parallel worlds, which Bai Jie has long since grown tired of. However, the future is the only thing Bai Jie's clairvoyance cannot observe, which is why he enjoys looking to the future.
After standing on the deck for several minutes, enjoying the sea breeze, Bai Jie was just about to return to his room to do some exercise with Skadi when he spotted a figure on the beach out of the corner of his eye.
It's already past midnight. Anyone who's on the beach at this hour can't possibly just be there to look at the sea view, especially since Bai Jie knows that person.
"Kaori Kanzaki, what are you doing here?"
After partially dismantling the barrier, Bai Jie revealed his figure before her.
Seemingly startled by Bai Jie's sudden appearance, Kanzaki Kaori instinctively placed her hand on the hilt of her sword. Only after recognizing Bai Jie did she breathe a sigh of relief: "It's you—no! I finally found you! Quickly dispel this magic that replaces all of humanity! Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite!"
"Replace all of humanity's roles?" Bai Jie tilted his head. "I don't remember ever using such magic."
"How is this possible! Who else but you could create magic that affects the whole world!" Kanzaki Kaori exclaimed in disbelief. "I've really had enough! Do you know how painful it is to be mistaken for a sissy, tall British man by passersby?!"
effeminate British men?
Bai Jie was increasingly confused: "Anyway, you should explain the current situation to me first, Kanzaki Kaori. Even if you want me to undo the magic, I don't even know what magic is or how to undo it!"
..........
After several tens of minutes of explanation, Bai Jie, who understood the situation, nodded: "I see, [Angel Fall], huh? I didn't expect there to be such a thing. I've learned something new. Even I never thought of such a spell. Forcibly pulling down an angel from another phase and then making someone else an angel... I really don't know who came up with such a spell."
According to Kanzaki Kaori's explanation, everyone in the world is now in a peculiar situation—their outward appearance and inner self have been swapped. To put it bluntly, everyone has a new identity, and no one feels any discomfort about it.
Now, in everyone's eyes, Kanzaki Kaori's appearance seems to have been replaced by her former partner, the red-haired magician Stiyl. According to her, now whenever she enters the restroom or changing room, someone will call the police, and if she takes the train, she will be mistaken for a pervert... How should I put it, it's quite interesting.
“But after hearing what you said, I’m even more certain that I’m not the one who initiated this so-called Angel Fall,” Bai Jie said. “You said that the Angel Fall was a magic that pulls angels out of another phase and makes the people in that phase become angels, right? Then why would I, whose strength already surpasses that of angels and is even stronger than the demon gods of this world, lower myself to become an angel?”
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