On how PhDs become human evil

Inside the restaurant, Huang looked at Bai Jie and the blonde woman sitting next to him and said in utter shock.

"So I don't know why I ended up in the same bed with her! I was sleeping with Skadi last night, but when I woke up Skadi had turned into her!?"

"Do you think we, the people's police, will believe your nonsense? Cuff him and take him away!"

"learn!"

Warfarin immediately stepped forward to handcuff Bai Jie.

Bai Jie grabbed Warfarin's hand and glared at the two of them, annoyed. "If you want to drag me into your room, just say so. Why all this fuss? Seriously, aren't you afraid of getting beaten up by Skadi?"

"Well...."

"this....."

When Bai Jie brought up Skadi, Huang and Warfarin chickened out.

They really wanted to have sex with Bai Jie, but the problem was that if they actually did, there was a very high chance they wouldn't see the sun rise the next day! Everyone knew that Bai Jie's wives were all walking vinegar jars; if you dared to make a move against Bai Jie, their jealousy would be enough to kill you!

“But Doctor, I have a feeling you’ll get killed by Skadi before that happens.” Blaze pointed at the blonde woman.

"Hiss...that doesn't seem to make sense. Although I can be resurrected after death, dying once still hurts quite a bit." Bai Jie gasped for breath. "Hey, who are you? How did you end up in my bed?"

"How was I supposed to know? I was sleeping soundly in the palace, and then I woke up to find myself in a strange place, sleeping with a man! My reputation as a princess is ruined!"

"Princess?" Warfarin noticed something important. "You're a princess?"

"The second princess of Britain, Kelissa, surely you don't even know the name of a princess of a country?"

Sorry, we really didn't know we only arrived in this world yesterday.

Looking at Huang, Warfarin, and Bai Jie exchanging bewildered glances, Kellysa sighed heavily: "No wonder, I don't show myself much. If it were my sister, you would have recognized her immediately."

"So what should we do now? Should we just send you back to England?" Bai Jie asked.

“How could that be!” Kelissa rolled her eyes at Bai Jie and said, “If a princess of a country returns to the country with a man, given my mother’s personality, you will probably become a member of the British royal family directly and marry me in a few days. Then I will be excluded from the list of heirs to the throne. That’s not what I want.”

“There’s something I need to remind you, Your Highness.” Huang patted Kelissa on the shoulder. “This man already has a wife, and there are plenty of women who want to marry him. If you try to cut in line, my chainsaw won’t allow it.”

"That's right, that's right. Everything should be done in a first-come, first-served manner. You haven't even gotten your sign yet and you're already trying to cut in line? You're dreaming!"

Seeing this, Kellysa looked at Bai Jie: "Are those two your mistresses?"

"No."

"What do you mean 'no'? It's okay to admit it! That's exactly how we are!"

"That's right! Besides, the word 'mistress' is too cliché. If possible, I'd like to be called 'my dear wife'!"

"You two should go to the sea and calm down!"

Frustrated, Bai Jie teleported Huang and Warfarin directly into the sea. He sighed, "A new day has started like this, it's terrible. I think I need my wife to comfort me."

"Do you want me to hug you?" Kellysa asked.

"You're not my wife." Bai Jie rolled his eyes. "Getting back to the point, what are you planning to do now? If you want to go back to England, I can send you back right away. My wife is probably there too."

"how do you know?"

Bai Jie took a can of coffee from the bar shelf in the restaurant, opened it, took a sip, and explained, "You know about the angel fall ritual that happened yesterday?"

“Ah, you mean that magic that changes appearance?” Kellysa nodded. “I was in Buckingham Palace at the time. Although I was affected, my mental state wasn’t. I do remember the chaos clearly. But what does that have to do with me coming here?”

"If I'm not mistaken, the person who swapped your appearance is my wife."

"...what?"

P.S.: I have absolutely no resistance to strong and domineering women!

Section 535, Chapter 34. The evils of this world (×) The pot of this world (?)

Although this is just Bai Jie's speculation, Skadi and Kellysa's appearances should have been swapped during yesterday's angel fall.

With Gabriel easily defeated by Bai Jie, the spell of the Fallen Angels was also lifted. However, the spell, which affected the entire world, could not be lifted all at once and would definitely take time. During that time, Bai Jie and Skadi slept together.

Then, Bai Jie's constitution caused trouble again.

Back in Azur Lane, Bai Jie created Akagi and the others at the shipyard. Since super rare ship girls are all unique and there can't be a second one, the effect was activated for Bai Jie's physique. This directly severed the mental contract between the Sakura Empire Commander and Akagi and the others, snatched Akagi and the others away, and even turned that unlucky guy from Sakura Empire into a mentally dead vegetable.

The same situation exists now.

Because the outward appearance was Kelissa at the time, the evil of this world assumed that Kelissa was also Bai Jie's possession, and then directly followed the connection between the outward and inward appearances, pulling over Kelissa's inner self from far away in England, and then sending Skadi's inner self over there.

Bai Jie had never hated his original form so much. You're not the evil of this world, you're the scapegoat! Can you please stop causing him trouble?! Is it so hard for Bai Jie to be a devoted, handsome man?! Stop trying to corrupt everything you see!

"...In conclusion, this time it's my fault."

Hearing Bai Jie say this, Kelly frowned in displeasure: "Do you think I would believe such a far-fetched explanation? It would be easier for me to believe you if you just said you kidnapped me from England."

"Whether you believe it or not, that's roughly the truth. It's just that you and my wife ended up swapping places, which is why things turned out this way."

Although she still didn't quite believe Bai Jie's explanation, Kelly couldn't help but feel that Bai Jie wasn't lying to her; there wasn't a single lie in what he had just said.

This man disdains lying to himself.

After staring at Bai Jie for a while, Kellysa finally sighed, "Well, things have come to this, and even I don't know what to do. For now, let me stay with you."

"Huh? You're following me?"

"What, you've slept with a princess of a nation, and you still don't want to take responsibility?"

"I really don't want to."

"Scumbag." Kelly glared at Bai Jie fiercely. "Fine, then. How about you take me in temporarily until I return to England?"

"I'll take you back now."

“I refuse! Now that I have the opportunity to come outside of Britain, I naturally want to thoroughly investigate the situation abroad in order to plan for the future development of Britain,” Kellysa said. “Well, don’t worry too much. It’s okay if you don’t take me in. Just find me a place to stay, and I’ll figure out the rest myself.”

After a long silence, Bai Jie finally said, "I can take you in, but only for two months at most. After that, I'll send you back."

"no problem."

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A few minutes later, on the deck of Rhodes Island, Bai Jie was on the phone with Aleister.

"Wow? The second princess of England, huh? You've really done some things I didn't expect."

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and get your identification documents ready."

"Don't worry, we've already arranged for someone to take care of it. All the necessities will be delivered directly to your villa."

"That's good."

"One more question, do you need any baby supplies?"

"roll."

Bai Jie hung up the phone and sighed wearily. To be honest, he hadn't felt this tired in a long time, not physically, but mentally.

He never dreamed he would sleep with a princess of a kingdom, especially while he was intimately cuddling with his own wife. While his body was indeed powerful, this wicked side effect made him grind his teeth in hatred! Did he think his harem wasn't chaotic enough already?!

However, what's done is done. No matter how much Bai Jie didn't want to admit it, Kellysa had already had a relationship with him, and he couldn't deny it.

"Sigh... let's just take it one step at a time. We'll ask Kal'tsit and the others later to see if we can add another person to the family."

Chen, Kal'tsit, Cecilia, Exusiai, Skadi, Talulah, Frostnova, Kiana, and now with the addition of Kelissa, Bai Jie felt that he was definitely going to live in dire straits from now on.

In every sense of the word.

(Immortality only comes in handy at times like this.)

With another sigh, Bai Jie put away his phone and prepared to return to Rhodes Island. Suddenly, a wave surged on the sea, and then Bai Jie saw a female orca descending from the sky.

"Honey! I'm home!"

"Skadi?!" Bai Jie looked at Skadi with a mixture of surprise and delight. "What are you doing here?"

"I woke up to find myself in England, mistaken for the second princess. After explaining everything, I swam all the way here."

Swim...swim over here?

Bai Jie's mind didn't quite process it for a moment.

"You...you swam all the way from England to here!? From the Atlantic to the Pacific?"

"No, I took a shortcut. I swam to the Mediterranean first, then through the Suez Canal to the Red Sea, and from the Red Sea I swam to the Indian Ocean. After that, I went through the Strait of Malacca, rounded the Spratly Islands of China, and swam here. In between, I hitched a ride on a cruise ship."

Miss Orca, you are amazing!

Bai Jie was so surprised he didn't know what to say. No wonder it's an orca that has traveled all over the world!

Shaking off the seawater, Skadi looked at Bai Jie: "By the way, honey, if I'm not mistaken, the real second princess should be in your bed, right?"

"Well....."

"You guessed right?"

"Ah."

"Looks like my skills at catching adulterers aren't bad."

I beg you, please stop learning this skill. Give your husbands some dignity as men.

Skadi adjusted her hat and said, "I'll go have a friendly chat with her. You wait here."

"You should go and have a friendly conversation with her?"

Bai Jie didn't believe Skadi's words at all. He was certain that Skadi's friendly communication was just a physical exchange using her black greatsword, and that Bai Jie would receive news a few minutes later that the Second Princess of England had died from a blunt force injury.

Although Bai Jie can revive her, he probably won't have a good life afterward. Kellysa will definitely use her power as the second princess to take revenge on him, such as causing his social death or spreading false information that she is pregnant but Bai Jie is irresponsible.

Of course, the above is just speculation, and it is still unknown whether Kellysa will do this, but in any case, Bai Jie does not want to face a future of social death.

Seemingly sensing Bai Jie's thoughts, Skadi smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm just going to have a friendly chat with her and tell her some basic things about marrying into our family. I won't lay a hand on her."

"Marrying into our family... you really want me to marry her?"

"It depends, but I think I'm very likely to have another sister—given your personality."