On how PhDs become human evil
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However, Bai Jie and Kelissa are teachers, not students.
Holding the credentials approved by Aleister, they entered the 23rd school district. After glancing at the time and seeing that the plane hadn't arrived yet, the two went ahead to the arrivals hall.
The two came here for a simple purpose: to welcome Kelissa's mother and two sisters, who had flown all the way from the other side of the world. They were extremely surprised to learn that Kelissa was going to live with Bai Jie, and after finally taking time off, they decided to come as a family to thoroughly examine their son-in-law (brother-in-law).
"Meeting the parents? This is my first time meeting the parents," Bai Jie exclaimed.
"Didn't your previous wives meet your parents when they married you?"
Shaking his head, Bai Jie said, "Hui Jie, Kal'tsit, Talulah, Frostnova, and Skadi's parents have all passed away. Exusiai should still be alive, but I haven't met them yet. As for Cecilia, I was initially in a superior-subordinate relationship with her parents, but we became familiar with them after I married Cecilia. So this is really my first time meeting their parents in a real sense."
"Hey, that's something I didn't know from Skadi," Kellysa laughed. "I remember in Japan, you're supposed to bring gifts when meeting the parents, right? Aren't you going to buy some?"
"A gift? I can make that myself, okay?"
It's not that Bai Jie is saying that there's really no need to buy gifts. If he really wanted to give a gift, he could use his magic to conjure all sorts of gifts himself, such as a life-sized pure diamond statue, or to be more direct, he could simply make them regain their youth or stay young forever. For women, that kind of gift would definitely be the best.
So, there's really no need to spend money on gifts.
Kellysa smiled helplessly at her man's attitude: "I knew you would say that, but don't expect me to help you when my mother and sisters make things difficult for you."
"I know, you're probably too busy watching me make a fool of myself."
"You understand me very well."
Kelissa is probably the only person in the world who doesn't care about her husband's reputation.
Bai Jie pressed his hand firmly on Kellysa's stomach and laughed, "Just you wait tonight, you won't be getting out of bed tomorrow."
“I’ll wait and see if I can’t get out of bed or you have to bend over to leave the house,” Kellysa retorted without backing down—she had forgotten all about being bullied by Bai Jie until she was completely exhausted last night.
Bai Jie felt that his wife was so oblivious to the pain that she had forgotten it all, and that he really needed to make sure she couldn't get out of bed tomorrow.
Just as Bai Jie and Kellisa were flirting—
"Oh my, it seems my second daughter and her husband are getting along well, they're discussing their nightlife in public."
"Once you're outside, you completely disregard the dignity of royalty. While that's part of your personality, I still hope you can tone it down a bit, Kellysa."
"Sister Kellysa, you seem to have matured a lot."
The three women, of different ages, walked up to Bai Jie and Kellysa as they talked.
The oldest person was an elderly woman with white hair, but she was unusually energetic and did not look old at all; her face was rosy and glowing.
Looking at the person, Kelissa couldn't help but laugh and said, "You've arrived, Mother. That's quite sudden. Wasn't the plane supposed to arrive in another half hour?"
"I specially took a different flight than the one in the announcement just to surprise you," the old woman said with a smile. "So this must be your man? Aren't you going to introduce him?"
“That’s true.” Kellysa stood up. “This is Bai Jie. Due to some unexpected circumstances, we are now engaged. All that’s left is to get a marriage certificate and hold a wedding.”
"Hello." Bai Jie nodded.
"At least stand up and give me a kiss on the hand. —Although I know it's impossible for you to do that."
"It's good to know."
With a wry smile, Kellysa introduced her family to Bai Jie: "This old woman in the grey sweatshirt and dowdy jeans is my mother, Queen Elizabeth II. That woman over there with the glasses and pretentious airs is my elder sister, First Princess Limeel. And this one, who has no airs whatsoever, is my younger sister, Third Princess Livian. Alright, introductions complete."
"...At least show some courtesy to your family, okay?" Bai Jie said, glancing at the three people whose expressions were not very good.
"I was rude because you led me there," Kellysa glared at him. "Anyway, we've picked them up, let's go back. The first match is about to start, isn't it?"
“Wait a minute, Kellysa, are you just going to leave us here like this?” Elishad asked.
Nodding nonchalantly, Kelissa said, "Next, my husband and I are going to enjoy the sports meet. Mother, you can do whatever you want. Just find a hotel on the street to stay in."
Sending the Queen and her two princesses to stay in a cheap motel on the street... only Kelissa would do that.
"call......"
Bai Jie let out a heavy breath and took out his phone.
"The three of you, let me arrange your accommodations. Please wait a moment."
Section 540, Chapter 39: I couldn't stand online classes anymore, so I sneaked out.
After making a phone call to Aleister to book a hotel for Elisad and the others, Bai Jie said to the three of them, "Alright, the accommodations are arranged. As for meals, Govi can take care of himself in Academy City. There are restaurants everywhere. Kellysa and I have something to do, so we have to go first."
"Oh my, thinking about going home and being affectionate in broad daylight? Looks like I'll be holding my grandson soon," Elishad laughed, completely disregarding the fact that they were in a public place.
When the topic of children came up, even someone as strong-willed as Kelissa blushed slightly: "Mother, I'm not even pregnant yet, what's the rush?"
“I understand how the Queen Mother feels.” First Princess Limeel pushed up her glasses. “To be honest, I can’t imagine you with such a big belly, but it would probably be quite interesting, wouldn’t you say, Livian?”
"Hmm... to be honest, I'm also very curious about what it looks like when the Queen is pregnant." The Third Princess, Livian, nodded, blushing.
Seeing her older and younger sisters starting to target her, Kellysa's eye twitched: "Fine, you want to see me pregnant, huh? How about I knock you out tonight and throw you on Bai Jie's bed, so you'll both get pregnant too!"
A merciless chop to the neck made Kelissa scream. Bai Jie said irritably, "What nonsense are you spouting, you old hag! Are you trying to turn me into the male lead in your doujinshi?"
"What, you're not happy about enjoying a sister's bowl? We three sisters aren't ugly women."
"It's not that kind of problem—"
"I think it's a good idea."
Before Bai Jie could finish speaking, Elishad said with great interest.
"If there really were a man who could marry all three of my daughters, I think it would save me a lot of trouble. I would only need to hold one wedding. Thinking about it that way, it really does make things much easier."
Upon hearing this, Limeel was the first to laugh out loud: "Haha, as expected of the Queen Mother, she can come up with such selfish ideas so easily."
"Three people... oh wait, oh wait..."
The innocent Livian was already steaming with desire; the idea of three women sharing one husband seemed too stimulating for her.
Bai Jie felt he might know why Kellysa had mental problems: her mother was mentally challenged, so it would be strange if Kellysa, as her daughter, had a normal mind.
(This is the direct line of the British royal family...)
He rubbed his forehead, feeling that Britain in this world was doomed.
"Dulu lulu lulu lulu lulu!"
Suddenly, his cell phone rang in his pocket, and Bai Jie quickly took it out to answer it.
As soon as the call connected, Bai Jie's beloved daughter Kiana's angry voice came from the other end: "You stinky old man! Where are you? Mom and I are in Academy City, you said you'd come pick us up?!"
"You've arrived in Academy City? So quickly?"
"Hmm...Eh? Mom, do you need a phone call? -- Honey, can you hear me? Kiana really wanted to see her dad, so we came a little early."
Hearing Cecilia's voice on the other end of the phone, Bai Jie sighed with a wry smile: "I have a feeling you came early because of Kelissa's matter."
"How could that be? Oh right, Enterprise came along too. As the commander, shouldn't you take some responsibility for leaving your ship girls behind for so long?"
Businesses are here too?
Upon hearing this, Bai Jie immediately said, "Take responsibility... I really have nothing with the company?"
"Enterprise, darling, he said there's nothing between him and you—Commander! You've already slept together and you're saying there's nothing!"
"A company?! -- Don't slander me! I only stayed with you because you asked me to take a nap with you! How come it sounds different in your mouth?"
"Then I'm still your secretary ship! A secretary ship is practically a wedding ship, so rounding it up, I'm your fiancée! How can you abandon your fiancée like that?!"
"Holy crap! You're the logic master? Rounding up my ass! And what happened to your aloof and sophisticated persona?"
"Being aloof is useless when it comes to romance! — I've found Lady Cecilia, my radar has locked onto the Commander's cell phone signal! — You just wait there for the Commander, as his secretary ship! This time I'm going to give you a good talking-to about your irresponsible behavior of being absent from duty for more than half a year!"
"Beep beep beep..."
Hearing the busy tone on the other end of the phone, Bai Jie put down his phone and grabbed his hair in frustration: "This is troublesome. Kiana and Cecilia are alright, but Enterprise has come along too... Should we make a run for it?"
"Run away? Run away from what?" Kellysa asked suspiciously. "And who is that company? The voice sounds like a cute girl's. Also, I vaguely heard someone calling you 'Dad' over there... Could it be that your ex-wives came too?"
"What do you mean by 'before'? It's like I've been divorced." Bai Jie rolled his eyes. "Cecilia and Kiana are coming. I think I showed you their photos before. The other company is my former subordinate, kind of my secretary. I don't know why, but they came along too."
"Oh, oh, oh? This is truly incredible news."
"He's actually a womanizer."
"My sister has taken a liking to a playboy..."
Elishad, Limeel, and Livian each wore a strange expression, looking at Bai Jie and Kellysa with a mixture of joy and sorrow. Livian was alright, not particularly scheming, but Elishad and Limeel were already itching to cause trouble.
"Kid, since you already have another wife, it wouldn't be a problem for you to take my eldest daughter in, would it?"
"Your Majesty, why are you in such a hurry to promote your daughter?"
"Staying at home has been a constant worry for me, it's such a hassle. Going out sooner would lighten my load."
"I never imagined that Mother would see me this way. In that case, I'll have to remain single for a while longer," Limeel said with a smile. "By the way, brother-in-law, you're not my type, so don't worry about me clinging to you."
"Thank you so much."
Bai Jie felt that he shouldn't have come to Academy City, or rather, he shouldn't have come to this world, because one troublesome thing after another was happening to him.
"Ah! I've found you, Commander!"
Just then, a gasp rang out at the airport entrance, and then a spirited white-haired girl in military uniform and cap appeared in the crowd.
It is a company.
Cecilia and Kiana were following behind them, and if you continued to look back, you could even see Belfast.
Faced with this situation, Bai Jie couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, "Spare me..."
P.S.: The online class started at 8 PM, and an hour has passed and they've only covered eight fill-in-the-blank questions, plus ten calculation problems and eight bonus questions. If I were to listen to the whole thing, it would be past 11 PM by then. I'm just leaving—I'd rather be writing than listening to lectures!
Section 541, Chapter 40: The research vessel's 1 million experience points are making me want to throw up.
"Do I need to prepare your identification documents again?"
"Ahaha, sorry Aleister, I have a lot of people here. If you need my help later, I'll definitely help if I have time, okay?"
"I just hope you won't interfere too much with my plans. Thanks to you, two important pieces in my plans haven't grown up."
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