A voluptuous and beautiful young woman walked onto the balcony, pinched Chu Yinan's nose, picked him up, sat on his chair, and let Chu Yinan sit on her lap.
Chu Yinan retorted, "Fu Xi treated me to drinks, although I paid the bill."
"You little rascal, you're getting smarter and smarter. Fu Xi bought you coffee, but you were the one who placed the order and paid the bill, and you even finished the coffee?"
Yan Liu chuckled and playfully rubbed his cheeks, seemingly wanting to give him a kiss.
"How late do you sleep at home this afternoon?"
"Around three or four o'clock, then I took a stroll around the doll maid. Aunt Liu, did you see the doll maid I was waiting on the second floor? How was the workmanship?"
"It's quite realistic. If you look at it up close, you can still feel a bit of stiffness and mechanicalness, and her eyes are a bit unfocused. But when I first saw her upstairs, I was really startled. So it was the puppet maid you put there, little guy. How are you planning to compensate Aunt Liu?"
Chu Yinan hesitated. He was used to being taken advantage of by Yan Liu. He reluctantly said, "Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to let Aunt Liu give me a kiss."
The beautiful young woman, contrary to her usual behavior, refused. She teased him with a "hmm," and pinched Chu Yinan's chin with disdain: "Aunt Liu is disgusted with you. It's this late and you still haven't taken a shower. Do you still smell of sweat?"
Despite saying that, Yan Liu, who had already taken a bath, still hugged the little one without any remorse.
"If you dislike me so much, then I won't let Aunt Liu hug me anymore."
"You dare!" Yan Liu was secretly amused, but rolled her eyes at him and pretended to be angry, saying, "If I hadn't just finished applying lip balm, I would have kissed your little face until it was red!"
Women's beauty care involves a wide variety of procedures, including facial procedures such as eyebrow shaping, eyelash care, sideburn trimming, and lip exfoliation.
Lip care is basically about making lips fuller and smoother, preventing them from looking wrinkled or dry.
In my memory, Aunt Lee Hyun-eun from the Jiang family is a woman who pays close attention to lip care and lip makeup. Often, the first thing that catches the eye is her sexy lips.
As for Yan Liu, she takes a rather laid-back approach to nursing care, only doing it occasionally when she remembers.
Chu Yinan used his phone to illuminate the room, then sat face-to-face on the beautiful woman's lap, leaning close to her face to observe her closely:
"Let me see. It looks like Aunt Liu's lips have a layer of shiny, glossy makeup. What is that? Won't she eat it?"
"This is an exfoliating lip gel, a new product that AI Tower just launched last month. I bought it a while ago and finally decided to try it out. The instructions say it can be ingested in small amounts, and it's lemon-flavored!"
The woman with sexy wavy hair noticed that Chu Yinan visibly swallowed as soon as she said "lemon flavor".
Yan Liu noticed this reaction and found it quite interesting. How did she come to like eating lemons, with their sour and astringent taste?
"Little Chunan, would you like to try the lemon flavor of this lip gloss and see if it's authentic?"
Chu Yinan swallowed hard, his mouth even drier. He nodded heavily and said anxiously, "Yes, Aunt Liu, where did you put the lip gloss? I'll go find it and try some."
He wanted to jump to the ground and rummage through the cabinets in the master bedroom or bathroom, but Yan Liu hugged his waist, and Chu Yinan was pulled back by her halfway through his jump.
Chu Yinan looked up in confusion, only to see the elegant and mature young woman pointing to her lips: "Little Chu Yinan, guess where I put the lip gloss?"
......
"It's sticky and sweet and sour, not the pure taste of lemon." Chu Yinan licked the sticky substance off his lips.
"If Qilin heard this, he might be heartbroken to be so disliked by a child. But if the sour taste that Xiao Chunan likes were launched on the market, I doubt anyone would buy it."
Well, Chu Yinan can understand that. Most of the so-called lemon-based products on the market are just "lemon + sugar + other ingredients".
I really don't understand. If you like sweets so much, why don't you just eat them directly instead of adding so many seasonings?
Of all the drinks Chu Yinan has tried, the only one that's somewhat decent is probably the V0 Lemon Tea. Although it contains sugar, it at least retains some of the tartness of lemon.
Yan Liu suddenly remembered something. She took out her phone, opened the AI personal terminal program, and said, "Xiao Chunan, I don't know why this matching system assigned me this task. I have to go to an underwear expo with a stranger. It's so uncomfortable. Can you ask your AI sisters to cancel it, or find someone else to accompany me?"
Huh? Someone else?!
Chu Yinan feigned surprise and said, "What? Such an outrageous task? Let me see if I can go with Aunt Liu instead. Strangers are unreliable!"
Chapter 105 Who's scheming against whom?
“I think so too. Going to an underwear brand exhibition with someone you’ve never even met is ridiculous! Why did I even become one of the matching targets? The matching system has huge loopholes!” Yan Liu shook her head.
She learned about the situation from that channel and understood that the data that AI needs to analyze to act as a matchmaker for people is very difficult, and errors are inevitable.
However, when something like this actually happens to you, it's hard to deal with it calmly.
Chu Yinan felt that the topic was progressing quite optimistically, and it had completely solved the problem that had been troubling him before!
"Yes, yes, yes, leave this to me. I'm a long-time customer of the matching system. As soon as I ask, she'll definitely respond and let me take that person's place at the lingerie expo with Aunt Liu!"
So having connections at home is really helpful; whether it's a young kid or Heinrich, they can all get in touch with the AI side.
But Yan Liu suddenly realized something was wrong. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be possible for her to be matched through blind dates. The little guy's reaction was too calm.
"Aren't you curious, Xiao Chu Nan? I was matched with someone for no reason. Aren't you afraid I secretly turned on the matchmaking option to hook up with guys? How come you seem to have known all along?"
Chu Yinan stammered for a moment, then explained:
"No, actually, I already knew beforehand. The matching system told me. I was just afraid that Aunt Liu would misunderstand and create unnecessary misunderstandings, so I pretended not to know."
"Oh, I see. Let me show you the messages on this internal channel."
Yan Liu didn't delve into it further. She opened the "After-Sales Channel," showed the content to Chu Yinan, and sighed, "Has everyone else already solved their problems? Am I the only one left in the group? This channel has been quiet for so long!"
Looking at the messages he sent through other people's interfaces, it felt a bit different. Chu Yinan thought his messages looked really stupid...
"Maybe everyone feels awkward and doesn't want to talk," Chu Yinan thought to himself, even though Marissa was still in the group chat.
The beautiful young woman nodded, finding it quite reasonable: "That should be the case, right? Xiao Chunan, ask the AI if you can take on this role to help me end this blind date."
"No problem, I just checked the chat history. The AI sister is using a temporary worker to help with this, right? If a temporary worker can do it, of course I can do it too. I can take the blame!"
Chu Yinan gave a thumbs-up, indicating that everything was under control. The voluptuous and beautiful young woman smiled, pursed his thumb, and gently bit it.
The little guy's composure and confidence gave Yan Liu a different idea.
Judging from Xiao Chunan's tone, although this matter cannot be directly severed at the system level, there are still many and easy ways to resolve it indirectly.
She suddenly became serious: "Xiao Chunan, you're old enough to be matched with a blind date now, right? And didn't you fail to find a partner before?"
What do you mean by "not selected"? It's obvious that no one is good enough for me. The matching system sister, who hasn't even decided on a name for herself yet, was worried that I would feel wronged, so she left my name blank!
Okay, it's better to be a tough guy and be realistic. If I really don't get selected, I'll be laughing in my dreams.
Chu Yinan's emotional intelligence suddenly seemed to be boosted, and he used a feigned indifference and a ruse: "I've been matched with someone, but I can't show it to Aunt Liu!"
The young woman cradled the back of Chu Yinan's head, their foreheads touching, and coaxed, "Yes, yes, you were matched, you weren't rejected. As long as someone's there to accompany you on this blind date, it's fine, right?"
Chu Yinan thought about it for a moment. The statement wasn't entirely accurate, but it wasn't seriously wrong: "That's right."
"And you have to go through several blind date assignments before you can break up with the relationship?"
"Well, some special cases can be resolved immediately, why?"
For example, the relationship with Ms. Fei, who was sent there, was forcibly terminated, but the method was too brutal.
"I was thinking, since I'm already having Xiao Chunan accompany me through the mission, why not just have the matching system merge this incorrect blind date into your account? Anyway, your account is empty, right?"
Yan Liu thought to herself, if she could really link the blind date relationship with the little guy, then she would have a lot of fun in the future. She couldn't let this relationship be dissolved no matter what, and it could also prevent some strange women from being matched with the little guy and stealing away her precious baby!
Chu Yinan was deeply shocked after hearing Yan Liu's words.
What's going on lately? Is his luck finally turning around? He was still taking things one step at a time, worried about the awkwardness of their relationship being exposed later, but Aunt Liu actually gave him a chance to cover up his lie!
If I agree now, even if others find out later, I can explain it with a perfectly reasonable excuse—I'm worried that some strange guy might covet Aunt Liu, so I took the initiative to ask the matching system sister for Aunt Liu's blind date match!
Most importantly, Aunt Liu is very kind to him. Even if he encounters a new quest, Aunt Liu will cooperate with him to complete it instead of tormenting him like some other awful older sister!
It's getting better!
Calm down, calm down. Chu Yinan hid his ecstatic joy, pondered deeply for a while, and said with a serious face:
"It should work. I'll have to talk to the matching system sister when I have time. She's such a nice person, she should agree. If all else fails, I'll ask Sister Qilin... But that probably won't work, so I'll ask Fuxi to put in a good word for me."
Can AIs even plead for each other?
"It has a personality, of course it's possible, it's not some artificial intelligence. Leave this to me, with me here, I will absolutely not let that strange guy get close to Aunt Liu!" Chu Yinan patted his chest and gave his assurance.
Seeing how confident he sounded, Yan Liu felt relieved and changed the subject to the little guy's previous "contract of servitude." She lightly touched Chu Yinan's chin with her fingertip and said:
"Little Chunan, didn't you say you'd sleep with me? You haven't been around lately!"
The topic changed way too fast! Shouldn't she be thanking me and urging me to take a shower?
He sighed deeply, "Aunt Liu, Yu Tang has been under a lot of pressure lately. She often sneaks up to revise her manuscripts. I have to supervise her sleep, otherwise I'm afraid she'll become ugly from staying up too late."
"Oh, okay? Then I'll come and sleep with you guys tonight. It's been so long since we slept together, hasn't it?"
Didn't you all just hold me like a baby during your afternoon nap today? It hasn't even been 12 hours!
"What about Heinrich?"
"Just leave her alone and let her sleep by herself, or she can come and sleep with us."
Chapter 106 This leg can't be separated
That evening, Yan Liu actually came over with a pillow to make up the space for a bed.
Bei Yutang glanced at her younger brother, who was being held in her mother's arms, her delicate brows furrowing slightly as she asked, "Mom, why did you suddenly come over to sleep?"
"Little Chu Nan asked me to come over and make sure you go to bed early, right?" Yan Liu patted Chu Yinan's stomach as if she were touching a cool watermelon.
Chu Yinan wanted to say that this was slander, but for now he chose to play dead.
Bei Yutang didn't believe that Chu Yinan had called her over. This guy was eager to sleep alone and comfortably change his sleeping position 360 degrees.
But since her mother had already set up her bed and covered her with blankets, there was no point in protesting, so Bei Yutang had no choice but to accept it.
"Luckily, I chose a larger bed when I bought it, otherwise it would have been too cramped."
"It is quite big, but this room wasn't very big to begin with. You brought in a big bed, which makes the room seem even smaller. Do you want to move to another room? There are some bigger rooms available in the house."
"No need, this room is quite nice. The window facing the desk often lets you see birds perched on the tree outside, something you can't see from your room." With that, Bei Yutang focused back on the documents on her tablet.
On his way home that afternoon, Chu Yinan received the manuscript that the mysterious female monster had asked him to revise.
The female demon was reworked with great care and attention to detail, and was of a very high standard.
Some environmental descriptions, after her polishing, instantly gained flavor, and the characters' dialogues in the manuscript contained a lot more dialect and slang, with a few words of legend interspersed in the conversations.
There are many minor revisions, but it doesn't feel bloated at all.
Bei Yutang even felt that she had only filled in the skeleton and flesh of this manuscript before, and it was only after this polishing that the delicate skin was finally filled in.
The supernatural and fantastical flavor in it is pure and authentic, and it's something that Bei Yutang didn't have the depth to write.
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