The package has assigned me way too many objects.

"Do you need to consider it? Tell me, which older sister is better?"

Chu Yinan: "?!"

Chapter 33 I'd better become an underwear salesman.

Upon hearing Senior Jiang's question, Chu Yinan subconsciously felt fortunate that Bei Yutang wasn't nearby, otherwise he might have died on the spot.

As fate would have it, Bei Yutang appeared right after this terrible problem arose.

Chu Yinan's heart seemed to skip a beat: "This, this..."

His chin was held by his sister and slowly lifted up, his head looking up at his sister standing behind him. But actually, Chu Yinan saw Bei Yutang's expression because her big "chest muscles" blocked Chu Yinan's view.

"I spoil you so much at home, but you forget how good your sister is just because of a few words from others outside, huh?" Bei Yutang asked with a kind smile.

Seeing Bei Yutang's distress, Jiang Xuanya was delighted and said smugly, "This is easy to explain. It just means Chu Yinan is very dissatisfied with you at home, so he's looking for a reliable older sister from someone else."

Hey! Stop stirring things up, or I'll be dead when I get back!

Bei Yutang's glossy black hair fell down, tickling Chu Yinan's cheek. He then heard his sister ask softly, "Why didn't you answer Jiang Xuanya's question just now?"

Chu Yinan was in a dilemma. To be honest, he definitely had to side with his sister on this issue; he couldn't turn his back on her. But at this crucial time, it was understandable to make a perfunctory promise now and then. A man who knows when to yield is a true man.

Now he's begging Jiang Xuanya for a favor, hoping she can stand up her real blind date and spare some time to accompany this imposter on a mission. It's necessary to give her some verbal advantage.

But now that Yu Tang has come out, even if it's just a charade, it will offend people.

Considering his future life at home, Chu Yinan had no choice but to give up the immediate benefits, swallowed hard, and said, "Yu Tang is better."

"Hmph." Bei Yutang glanced smugly at Jiang Xuanya, pinching Chu Yinan's cheek to assert her dominance.

Jiang Xuanya scoffed dismissively, feeling little unease or displeasure. It was only natural that Chu Yinan would side with Bei Yutang, given their close relationship.

However, it seems there is still a lot of room for maneuver "in the future". It can be seen that Chu Yinan is quite afraid of this older sister, so there is a good chance that he will find an opportunity to win over this little boy and annoy Bei Yutang in the future!

However, in order to conceal her true intentions, Jiang Xuanya maintained a disdainful expression.

"We can't stay here any longer!" Chu Yinan made this decision, then got up from his seat, picked up his own plate and Jiang Xuanya's plate, and put them together at the recycling point.

Politely, I should have greeted Senior Jiang Xuanya before leaving with Yu Tang, but to avoid further angering my sister, I decided against it.

"Um... Yutang, have you had lunch?"

"I haven't eaten, but I'm full."

"Is she full of anger...?" Chu Yinan pulled her to the cafeteria on the second floor and ordered her a bowl of shrimp wontons.

The vendors in the canteen all receive government subsidies from Twin Islands, so the portions are very generous. Each wonton contains two fresh shrimp and a small piece of meat. Chu Yinan took one, blew on it to cool it down, and then ate it.

The springy and refreshing taste of the shrimp elevated the texture of the wonton to another level. He didn't have a particular preference for shrimp, but he had to admit that it was a great ingredient to complement the wonton! If it tasted good, then he wouldn't have to worry about ordering bad food and angering Yu Tang again.

"Yutang, here you go. I've tried it, and it's delicious. If you don't eat it now, you won't have much time left for your lunch break."

Chu Yinan looked up at her sister and found that she was also looking at her, with a somewhat helpless expression in her eyes.

When Bei Yutang first saw her younger brother blowing on the wontons to cool them down, she thought he was being considerate and was going to feed them to her. But he ended up eating them himself and only told her how delicious they were after tasting them.

In any case, it was definitely time to finish lunch, so Bei Yutang took some time to finish the bowl of wontons, put the utensils at the recycling point, and returned to her seat.

"Tell me honestly, how did you get involved with Jiang Xuanya? You shouldn't have any relationship with her, how could you possibly be together? Our floor is five floors away from your classroom."

Chu Yinan had a premonition that she would ask this question, but he was unsure whether to be honest. From Fu Xi's perspective, if she could easily tell the other party, she would have already sent a message to the other party, asking her to cooperate with the date to dissolve the matching relationship. But now she's leaving it to Chu Yinan to handle, so she probably doesn't want too many people to know.

At least for now, I can't be completely honest.

"After school at noon, I encountered a man harassing Senior Jiang, so I helped him out and chased him away."

A man? That must have happened at the school gate next to the cafeteria, Bei Yutang thought.

She didn't care much about the gossip in class, but she couldn't help mentioning her worries when Jiang Xuanya chatted with the girls during breaks.

During this time, Jiang Xuanya vaguely mentioned that her father had chosen a capable subordinate in the company to be her son-in-law, and that the "prospective son-in-law" in her father-in-law's eyes was very annoying to her.

However, Bei Yutang felt that this woman was getting close to her younger brother, probably also wanting to use Chu Yinan to annoy her.

"Don't Yu Tang and Senior Jiang get along well?" Chu Yinan wanted to add that Jiang Xuanya didn't seem to have a bad temper, but she wisely kept quiet.

"It wasn't particularly bad, but when we first met after being assigned to different classes, she always tried to drag me into those boring conversations between the girls. I ignored her, and that's how the feud started," the black-haired girl explained simply.

“I see. Well, there’s really no other way. Social interactions are quite troublesome. If you don’t join in their conversations after you’ve met them, you’ll be seen as looking down on your old friends. So it’s better not to have met them in the first place.” Chu Yinan expressed his understanding. He and Yu Tang were quite in agreement on these details.

If you're incompatible, there's no need to force yourself to get to know someone.

"Chu Nan, you still recognize Jiang Xuanya? She dyed her hair before, but now it's all black again." Bei Yutang knew about her brother's face blindness.

However, I don't know much about his ability to judge people by their buttocks.

Chu Yinan took out his phone to play games and said, "I didn't know at first. I only found out she was Senior Jiang Xuanya after she introduced herself. But she's still easy to recognize by her figure. Even among female teachers who are overworked, there aren't many with a figure like Yu Tang. My classmates often talk about the pretty girls in school."

Bei Yutang accepted this statement. Jiang Xuanya's figure was indeed outstanding. Previously, her elderly mother, Yan Liu, had even tried to get her daughter to recruit this female classmate to work as a model at the company. In the school, perhaps only the teacher in the infirmary had a particularly outstanding figure.

"There's a mock job fair this afternoon. Have you decided where you want to go? The forms should have been handed out to you by now."

"...Hmm, I think it would be better to go to Aunt Liu's place."

Chapter 34 Inspecting the Sparrow?

In the afternoon, Chu Yinan originally thought that they would go directly to the job fair or medical examination, but the preparation for the job fair took a long time, so the students got an extra valuable study time for the main course.

In terms of coursework, there is some difficulty, but most of the questions are basic, with only one or two being "gap-building" questions. However, if you want to get into a good university, the basic knowledge you gained in high school is not enough. In other words, you have to buy the syllabus and textbooks provided by the university and study on your own.

However, compared to the things that only seniors in high school have to worry about, it's definitely the right thing to do at this stage to get good grades in your internship.

After clarifying his goals for slacking off, Chu Yinan stopped focusing on job fairs and went straight to a medical check-up, treating job fairs like a casual stroll through a garden party.

However, there were long queues at the physical examination area, especially at the health room. After a quick look around, Chu Yinan finally chose a less crowded spot to queue.

"Why are there so many people at the infirmary?" he wondered, and opened his phone to find that the second-year alumni group was discussing the same thing.

A group of people were anonymously gathering information.

[B: I just came back from the job fair. What's this medical check-up all about? Why are there so many people in the health room? I saw very few people elsewhere.]

[P: What nonsense are you talking about? The infirmary is so close to the teaching building, of course we'll go to the infirmary first. You didn't want to walk there.]

B: Really? I don't believe it.

【(·)(·): Haha, let me tell you, there's a school doctor in the infirmary!】

[P: Are you out of your mind? I deliberately tricked him into leaving so he wouldn't have to wait in line. Can't you guys be a little kinder?]

[B: Thanks for the invitation. I'm at the entrance of the health clinic, just starting to line up.]

[L: Ha!]

This is so true! They actually lined up for the female school doctor. But what did that last guy mean by "heh"?

Chu Yinan was too lazy to investigate further. He didn't intend to waste time queuing, because the female school doctor held no appeal for him whatsoever.

He couldn't tell from her face that she was particularly stunning. Because of her profession, the school doctor would wear a white coat, which almost completely covered her waist and hip curves. So no matter how popular the school doctor was, she was nothing special to him.

......

Health Room No. 1

People coming for physical exams came and went like leeks, one after another. This side was all boys, while the girls were in room number two next door.

The physical examination provided by the school is quite comprehensive. For boys, the examination even includes checking for excessively long foreskin or any skin diseases that are difficult to talk about. For girls, the examination includes checking whether their choice of bra will affect their physical development and other private matters.

However, among these examinations, only the doctors in charge of the male patients are gender-neutral. Anyone who has been to a urology clinic knows that female doctors may perform circumcisions. In their eyes, a man's penis is no different from a finger, and sometimes they might even joke about wanting a decorative incision with a spiral pattern. Even when examining for hemorrhoids, you may sometimes have to take off your pants in front of a female doctor for a digital examination.

Comrade Martin joined the long line outside the infirmary, and he was next in line.

He was very excited!

Because the female school doctor on duty in the health room today is one of the most famous and beautiful teachers in the school, many senior students mentioned when they came back from the school anniversary that the biggest difference between the outside world and their high school is the huge gap in school doctors!

If the person giving the injection is a pretty female nurse or doctor, you'd be happy if they gave you a few more injections, and you'd even accept it if they made a mistake.

Furthermore, boys have a very foolish but enduring competitive mentality—showing off their big penises to see who is the king of birds!

There's a saying that all birds pay homage to the phoenix. Even if guys are shy, they might occasionally think about paying homage to the phoenix.

Therefore, those who come to the health clinic specifically for this purpose all have some kind of ulterior motive.

"Being examined in front of such a beautiful female school doctor is both a little shy and a little exciting!" Martin thought to himself.

The boy in front of him came out, his face pale, his embarrassed expression tinged with resentment, looking at Martin with a hint of wanting to say something but holding back.

Martin was still wondering what was going on when he heard someone in the line behind him chuckling to themselves.

"Hehe, could it be that the little brother is so scared that he's shrinking back?"

"Not necessarily. Maybe they just didn't raise the bird properly to begin with, and they've made a huge embarrassment."

"That makes sense. They have no self-awareness at all. They come here to squeeze in with me, making me wait in a really long line."

The male student who had just come out felt greatly insulted upon hearing such mockery. He was about to argue when he turned and sneered, "Ha!"

Then he strode away.

With a heavy heart, Martin entered the room with the curtains tightly drawn, and then saw several male doctors with ill intentions, one of whom was holding a sharp syringe and making a throwing motion as if throwing darts.

"Um... isn't this the infirmary?" Martin swallowed hard, already wanting to leave.

"Why does every boy ask this question? Your school doctor is in another room, so don't think about it." The male doctor, making a darts gesture, said, "Trust male doctors, their skills are no less than the female school doctor's. They can tell us many things that you find difficult to talk about."

Six or seven minutes later, Martin came out, his face ashen.

The students still in line saw this and sneered mockingly, "Little sparrow~"

Martin wanted to explain something; he had originally intended to kindly remind them to leave quickly, but after being mocked like this, he couldn't be a good Samaritan anymore.

With a cold laugh, he left.

......

There weren't many people in Chu Yinan's line, so it would be his turn soon. The girls in the line next to him seemed to be discussing something like, "The female school doctor is actually here."

Looking at the grade group chat, many people started pulling boys to line up at the infirmary, and some made terrible comments like "I got my penis turned over" and "The doctor will even check your hemorrhoids with his finger."

The key point is that many boys actually wavered and started heading to the infirmary.

"Chu Yinan, come over here."