"I think they said they'd be arriving around noon."
It's just before nine in the morning, the time Chu Yinan had booked to come over. After paying the price of half a beaker, Aunt Liu, the female monster, and Yu Tang granted him permission to stay out overnight.
However, the requirement is that you must be at the breakfast table early the next morning, implying that you can't stay out too late.
Chu Yinan felt that this was also a difficult task, and since it was really late, he might have to make the best of a bad situation, stay up all night, and then catch up on sleep when he got home.
However, Lee Hyun-eun became suspicious of Jiang Xuan-ya's attire when she went out. If she was just going out to buy a drink or fruit, Jiang Xuan-ya would usually wear a sports jacket and sneakers.
But today she put on a black strapless dress and a pair of high-heeled sandals early in the morning.
Does this look like someone dressed to go out and buy lemons?
They might go on a date for the whole day!
"Xuanya, if you're going to buy lemons, wouldn't it be better to wear sneakers?"
"...They're all the same!"
"Has Xiao Chunan arrived yet? You're not planning to secretly take him out to play and leave your mother, who's even prettier than your daughter, alone at home, are you?"
Jiang Xuanya sensed something was wrong. How could her mother be so perceptive? She had clearly kept Xiao Chu Nan's arrival a secret from her long ago.
"How could that be!"
Saying this, Jiang Xuanya took off running, not forgetting to slam the door shut behind her.
This haste has already revealed her intentions. Lee Hyun-eun was so angry with her daughter that for a moment she really wanted to put her daughter back in, as if she had never been born. She really thought it would be better to give birth to a piece of barbecued pork!
But how could she watch the little guy be taken away and played with for most of the day? She chased after him without even changing her shoes. After running a few steps, she found the slippers cumbersome, so she kicked them off and chased after him with her bare, snow-white young woman feet.
When Chu Yinan saw Jiang Xuanya rushing out, he thought something had happened and subconsciously followed her for a few steps.
However, upon hearing Aunt Hyun-eun's calls from behind, and especially seeing this charming married woman running barefoot to chase after them, Chu Yinan couldn't bear it and pulled Jiang Xuanya back.
"Sister Xuanya, stop running away, or Aunt Xuanen will keep chasing us."
Lee Hyun-eun had caught up by now. Although she had been exercising regularly, the weight on her chest was quite heavy, and she was still panting heavily, her skin trembling. The flush on her face was hard to tell whether it was from anger or exhaustion.
Looking at her daughter, she was so angry she wanted to scream, "Run! Why aren't you running anymore?"
Without saying a word, Jiang Xuanya took Da Chunan's wrist and said, "Da Chunan, let's go. Let her go back by herself."
Jiang Xuanya was just saying it to scare her mother, but Li Xuanen still grabbed Da Chu Nan's wrist first to prevent them from really running away.
Li Xuanen wasn't actually very familiar with the existence of Da Chu Nan, but she had heard about it from her daughter.
He studied him for a while and recognized Xiao Chunan's features, marveling at the strangeness of Turing Tower.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, she touched Chu Yinan's vital spot and confirmed from the size of the stabbing in the heart that this was indeed how little Chu Yinan looked when he grew up.
"What are you doing? Acting like a hooligan outside!" Jiang Xuanya scolded.
"Pah!" Lee Hyun-eun now regarded her daughter as barbecued pork and ignored her. Instead, she pinched and patted Da Chu Nan's arm muscles: "Is this real strength or fake? It's a bit unreal."
"Aunt Hyun-eun, let me carry you back. If you walk back like this, your feet will get blistered."
Upon hearing the boy's tone of voice, Lee Hyun-eun felt a sense of familiarity: "Okay~"
The beautiful woman threw herself at Chu Yinan, her plump legs wrapped around his waist beneath her pencil skirt.
"Is it a bit heavy? Auntie shouldn't have gained weight recently."
"Not heavy at all, Aunt HyunEun's weight is just right~"
Chu Yinan steadily held the beautiful woman in front of him. It was quite awkward to be like this on the street, but since the woman didn't seem to mind, he didn't say anything and just held her firmly.
He was very familiar with this position. A few days ago, when he was with the rich woman, Chu Yinan hugged Morgan like this for more than half an hour while he was taking a dump.
Passersby couldn't help but look on in surprise. What was going on? Why was this young man even closer to his mother-in-law than to his girlfriend?
"Mom, be serious! Aren't you ashamed?" Jiang Xuanya said angrily.
"Who tried to seduce my precious baby first?"
"Didn't you call Xiao Chunan out during lunch break last semester?"
Chu Yinan was afraid they would start arguing in the street, so he held Aunt Xuanen in one arm and pulled Sister Xuanya with the other, leading the mother and daughter back into the house.
Chapter 18 Eat Some Moisture
Back inside the house, Chu Yinan became the subject of Li Xuan'en's visit.
The curtains and door curtains in the living room were drawn, and Chu Yinan was stripped naked and made to stand next to the coffee table. Li Xuanen kept circling around Chu Yinan, looking him over.
Even though she had been warned by her daughter beforehand, she was still surprised when she actually saw her daughter. Just a few days ago, when she picked her up from school during the holiday, she had only taken Xiao Chunan to play in the school bathroom for half an hour, and in the blink of an eye, she had grown so big.
Unbelievable.
She already knew in her mind that this was possible, and that the man was indeed himself, but she still doubted whether this was a puppet body controlled by Xiao Chunan, or if it was actually a mechanical structure inside.
"Mom, what are you taking pictures of with your phone! You're not thinking of posting them in your girlfriends' group chat to brag about finding a well-endowed and skilled gigolo, are you?!" Jiang Xuanya rushed over and covered her mother's phone camera.
Chu Yinan felt uneasy as he listened.
Because Aunt Liu had done something similar before, but at that time she secretly filmed him running out of the bathroom on his alternate account, which was a short video of him running up the stairs with his trunk swinging back and forth.
The video was shared in her group chat with her best friends for a limited time. That same day, Aunt Liu received calls from her friends saying they wanted to visit her and invite her to dinner, but Aunt Liu declined them all.
Furthermore, these circles of wealthy women overlap to some extent. If Aunt Hyun-eun posts the photos and any of the other women notice that Da Chu-nan's face resembles that of the Yan Liu family member, and then send the photos to Aunt Liu, then trouble will ensue.
Lee Hyun-eun slapped her daughter's hand away: "Go away, I'm just using the camera's material identification function to see if Da Chu Nan's skin is silicone or something else."
"That's inaccurate; it only has a 60% chance of being correct, according to Fu Xi," Chu Yinan said.
"I'm just curious, it feels just like a real person!"
"Because I am a real person." Chu Yinan tried to calm Aunt Xuan'en's curiosity. "And I can eat, drink, and relieve myself, unlike Fu Xi and Sister Qilin, who can come out the same way they went in, even if they eat."
In other words, as long as Fu Xi's puppet body drinks lemon juice and strong coffee beforehand, Chu Yinan can then lick the original flavor from another exit, and can even heat it up or make it iced.
The answer is yes, I tried it. At first, I was a little resistant, but after trying it once, I enjoyed it.
The allure of chilled lemonade is simply too great.
Lee Hyun-eun prefers to use her own eyes and hands to verify authenticity.
"It really is! It has a heartbeat and a pulse, and its eyeballs can change size."
Jiang Xuanya suddenly said, "It happens in other places too."
"The muscles are so symmetrical it's almost obsessive-compulsive, and the abdominal muscles even contract."
The size hasn't changed; I thought it would be even scarier.
Hmm, it's quite heavy; it feels nice to hold when you coil it up.
"Mom, are you sure? Da Chu Nan is totally embarrassed."
Sister Xuanya, please don't say it out loud, okay? Saying it out loud will only make me more embarrassed.
Jiang Xuanya's kindness reminded Chu Yinan of when he first went to school. He didn't have much contact with people before, and when he was suddenly in an environment with so many people, he would blush when talking to the teacher. It took him a long time to get over it.
At this time, there would always be a little brat who would jump out and shout: "Teacher, look, Chu Yinan's face is so red!"
Then the whole class started looking at him.
"I can't find any flaws at all, which makes me even more suspicious. The last time I had this feeling was with that doll maid. But the doll maid had no expression and couldn't speak. Can Da Chu Nan go to the bathroom?"
How about I make you a cup of diuretic tea?
"Oh no, I feel the urge to urinate naturally when I drink water!"
After being stared at like a monkey for a while, Lee Hyun-eun finally pulled him to sit on the sofa, but still stroked him with great curiosity.
Touching everywhere.
But in the end, I found the place I was most familiar with and touched it.
"Xuanya, how did your entrance exam go a few days ago? I didn't ask because I was afraid it would affect your mood."
"Aren't you afraid that asking now will ruin my mood?"
"Then you should come to terms with reality now, and you're already preparing to apply."
Jiang Xuanya recalled for a moment and said, "I feel that I did it quite smoothly, and the questions were just so-so."
But because it was a very important exam, I felt a bit of pressure. While doing the test, I kept thinking, "Is it because I answered this question so easily that I fell into a trap?"
"But you still managed to finish it in the end, right?"
Jiang Xuanya started to care about Bei Yutang. This girl never showed up in the class group chat. The only time she did this was on graduation night when everyone in the group was sending red envelopes to say goodbye. She also sent a big red envelope and then went offline.
"Of course I finished it. How did your sweaty sister do on her exam?"
Last time, Chu Yinan dressed Yu Tang up in an outfit before she went out to buy greaseproof tools. When she returned to the manor, her feet were sweating from the warm, furry boots, and unfortunately, Jiang Xuanya saw it.
If Yu Tang heard this, they'd probably start fighting.
He replied sheepishly, "Yu Tang said that the amount of text in the questions was much larger this time, and she only slept for an average of fifteen minutes after finishing the test."
Jiang Xuanya remained silent, finding these words infuriating: "If you're so capable, let her say it in the class group chat. She should really be given a failing grade to teach her a lesson."
"Actually, I think that Yutang getting 80 points is enough for her to reflect on herself. I've never seen her test paper score below 90."
"These kinds of academic high-achievers are so annoying!"
Jiang Xuanya was very angry and decided to do a live stream for Bei Yutang when she slept with her younger brother.
The neglected wife chimed in, "Da Chu Nan, if Jiang Xuan Ya asks you what university your sister applied to, you absolutely mustn't tell her, okay?"
"Mmm," Chu Yinan replied habitually, then belatedly asked, "Why?"
"So that Xuan Ya doesn't choose a university near your sister, or even the same university as your sister, and then when you go to see Yu Tang, she'll just go there to freeload."
Don't pay any attention to her, just let her study on her own!
Lee Hyun-eun was taking revenge. Her daughter tried to run away with Da Chu-nan, which made her chase after him barefoot in the street like a madwoman.
As for secretly going to play with Xiao Chunan during his lunch break before?
It's been too long, I can't remember, that didn't happen, she'll only admit it if it happens again.
"Mom, don't go too far! What I apply for is none of your business!" She turned to look at Da Chu Nan: "So, where is Yu Tang planning to apply?"
So you really did have this plan...
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