"Um???!"
Chu Yinan couldn't help but make a sound while sitting on the toilet. The guy in the next stall thought he was constipated and had a hard time defecating, so he knocked on the partition.
"Bro, control the sound when you poop, don't make any 'uh' sounds, it's disgusting."
"Excuse me!"
Chu Yinan awkwardly shut up and continued typing to inquire about the situation.
[Chu Yinan: What's going on? Is the matchmaking system also getting an upgrade to include intelligent personalities?]
[Valentina: Yes, since she's in charge of arranging blind dates, she'll probably name herself 'Mollian' or 'Siming' afterward. We'll know the results in two more updates, but the current personality biases of the matching system are worrying.]
AI updates itself every seven days, which means that in two weeks, Chu Yinan will have another AI relative come to chat.
[Chu Yinan: What do you mean by "worrying"? Shouldn't it be something that worries AI?]
[Valentina: AI doesn't need to reproduce, so what are we worried about?]
Before he knew it, Chu Yinan had been sitting on the toilet for almost half an hour. His neighbor thought he was having a hard time, so before leaving, he slipped half a pack of tissues under the partition and said, "You're welcome. Be careful of hemorrhoids if you stay on the toilet for too long."
......
As lunch break was about to end, Chu Yinan was still trying to control the task refresh of senior Jiang Xuanya, so his phone was playing "Electric Light Machine King" the whole time to mislead the matchmaking system, even more so than when he was attending online classes.
With ten minutes left before the bell rang for class, Chu Yinan's phone beeped with a call from Prosecutor Shibuya.
"It's been a while since I last met with Prosecutor Shibuya, but why are you calling all of a sudden? Have I been causing any trouble lately?"
Despite her doubts, Chu Yinan still went to the stairwell to answer the phone.
When the call was connected, the voice on the other end was not Shibuya Gyo, but the female police superintendent with dark circles under her eyes.
"It's almost three o'clock, would you like to come out for tea?"
"..." Chu Yinan thought to herself, "You've got a different vibe. Why did you grab Shibuya-nee's phone and call me now?"
So, it's working hours now, right? You two really went out for tea together?
"It's nothing major. You've worked with me and Shibuya Yoshimi on several cases before, right? We have to report and record the case-handling process and the personnel involved in the cases truthfully. Then, when the higher-ups did a spot check, they found that you, little guy, appeared in the case files several times, so they came to verify the situation. They probably thought it was too fake, so they helped you embellish your credentials or something."
Chu Yinan didn't know what to say, she could only say that they had no choice, after all, they made their living as civil servants on the artificial island.
"This investigation seems so pointless. Did they always have to investigate things like this before?"
"You know what I mean, I know what I mean. I won't complain about the changes in the last two years. He'll probably come to the police station this Sunday. It'll just be a simple question." Mandy herself felt she was troubling the kid too much.
"Okay, I don't have any plans. I hope there won't be any intelligence tests. Will I implicate you guys if I can't answer them?" Chu Yinan was a little worried about this.
"It's not that bad. Anyway, there were so many people who witnessed it. At most, the investigation team will ask you why you always act with us and ask you to explain your reasons."
"it is good."
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P.S.: I'm so sorry for the late update.
The next two days were busy; I had to revise my thesis extensively and also travel to an off-campus location to get my advisor's signature.
Here's a word of advice for those of you who will be writing your undergraduate thesis in the future: never choose an external tutor—it's a huge pitfall!
I should be updating once a day for the next few days. Once things are settled, I'll resume updating twice a day.
Chapter 46: Disarming.
Chu Yinan was determined to go to the appointment this weekend, as it would be a good opportunity to finish her last internship order. It all depended on whether the two older women would give her the time of day.
After noting the itinerary down on her phone, Chu Yinan's attention returned to her sister's dating assignment.
"Now that we've learned from last night's experience, we can be more shameless tonight and boldly gnaw on Yu Tang's pig's trotters."
......
By evening, Chu Yinan had learned his lesson.
Last night, he was caught in the bathroom by Yan Liu without even realizing it. Tonight, in order to avoid this happening again, Chu Yinan rushed into the bathroom to take a shower as soon as he got home, without even having time to grab his clothes.
"Is anyone outside?" Chu Yinan called out softly, searching for someone to call for help.
Although he didn't name names, the people he actually wanted to ask for help from were the two maids.
If he were to ask Yan Liu or his sister for help, the former might bring in her own clothes while helping him get them, and they could wash them together. The latter might simply try to play a trick on him. Therefore, without hesitation, the best people to ask for help are the two approachable maids.
The bathroom is close to the kitchen, and at this time, only the two of them would be in the kitchen.
Hearing Chu Yinan's call, Chun put down the vegetables she was washing and walked to the bathroom door.
"Young Master Chu Nan... um." She let out a small groan, almost uttering a title she shouldn't have. She bit her tongue to stop herself. "Is there something you need?"
Delia stopped what she was doing. She felt that although she was reckless, she would become especially reckless when she was within two meters of the young master.
The tall maid wiped the dampness from her hands on her apron, took a few steps, and checked if Jun would cause any more trouble.
"I forgot to bring my clothes. Could you get me a set? Be careful not to disturb Yu Tang and Aunt Liu!" Chu Yinan earnestly reminded her, hoping his words would reach her clearly through the bathroom door.
"Okay, wait a moment."
After saying that, the cute maid with short white hair pretended to be nonchalant and left the kitchen, walked through the living room, and went to the balcony to collect the clothes.
Bei Yutang was in her room, while Yan Liu was watching a drama in the living room. Chun tried her best to avoid being noticed by Yan Liu.
Yan Liu was enjoying watching the show when her attention was drawn to the cautious and stiff little maid, who was carrying a pile of drying clothes and waddling past the TV screen like a clumsy penguin.
"Chun, what are you doing? Why are you walking like that?"
"No, no, I was just afraid my clothes would fall on the ground and get dirty, so I walked a little slower!" Chun offered a stiff excuse.
Yan Liu didn't think about it too much, nor did she suspect that the two maids in the house would take the clothes to do something else, so she didn't take it to heart and continued watching the drama.
As if she had successfully smuggled herself in, Chun put a huge pile of clothes in her room, and with a sigh of relief, found Chu Yinan's pajamas and underwear in the pile before taking them to the bathroom door.
However, seeing Delia standing to the side, Chun asked curiously, "Sister Delia, what are you doing standing here?"
"It's nothing, I was just keeping an eye on you in case you tripped and fell."
Chun knew that Delia was referring to her frequent tripping over Chu Yinan, and she defended herself with a bit of a temper, saying, "The floor in the corridor is very dry, and if you just stand still, you shouldn't be tripping!"
"That would be best." Delia remained hesitant.
Chunxin said she would use this opportunity to prove her composure. Her small face under her silver bangs had a hint of sullenness. She gently knocked on the door and whispered, "Chu Nan, I brought your clothes over."
"OK, thank you!"
Chu Yinan opened the bathroom door a crack and greeted Chun and Diliya through the crack, reaching out to take the pajamas they handed him.
After the clothes were handed over without any unexpected incidents, Chun proudly raised her head, feeling good about herself, as if she had grown up a lot in an instant.
Just as she lifted her foot to leave the bathroom and head back to the kitchen, Chu Yinan was about to close the bathroom door, but the slippers on the little maid's white silk-clad feet unexpectedly slipped off, tripping her.
Just as she was about to lose her balance and lean towards Chu Yinan, preparing to smash open the bathroom door, Diliya reached out and hugged Chun in time, thus preventing her from making a fool of herself.
"..."
"..."
Delia and Chun exchanged a silent glance. The tall maid's eyes seemed to say, "What did I just say?", while Chun could only purse her lips in a wronged manner.
"Should I find a chance to take you to a temple or church or something to exorcise your spirit? This luck is just too bad," Delia couldn't help but say.
"I also don't think it's my fault for being too reckless!" Chun found an excuse to shift the blame.
......
That night, Chu Yinan was not caught in the bathroom again, but he discovered something unusual—after taking a shower, his sister actually put her pantyhose back on!
Normally, after taking a shower, she would dress in her pajamas and be ready to go to bed at any time. Unless she was going out, she would never put her stockings back on.
"Yutang, are you planning to go out tonight?"
"I'm not going out," the girl replied simply. "It's past nine o'clock, what would I do if I went out?"
"Then why are you still wearing pantyhose?"
Bei Yutang leaned closer to her younger brother, squinting at him slightly: "What's wrong? Can't you sleep at night because you can't see your sister's bare feet?"
"That doesn't exist. What kind of person do you take me for? I was just asking out of curiosity."
Half an hour later, the living room lights were turned off, and Yan Liu and Heinrich went back to their rooms to rest and sleep. Chu Yinan was no exception, but he noticed that even after the bedroom lights were turned off, his sister still didn't take off her pantyhose.
Is she planning to sleep in it? That shouldn't be the case; she doesn't have that habit.
Chu Yinan knew her sister's terrible temper well and had a pretty good idea of what was going on. It must be that she hadn't kept track of how many times she had bitten her toes when she woke up this morning, and now she was suspicious and wanted to use this as an excuse to prevent him from "checking in".
Since there's no rush to finish, I might as well just let it go and skip today's session.
Having learned his lesson from last night, Chu Yinan didn't make the foolish mistake of trying to outlast his sister by staying up all night. He went to bed early and decided to make his move in the morning.
Nothing happened that night. Chu Yinan set an alarm for his Bluetooth earphones and was woken up by the alarm at around 4 a.m.
After suppressing her morning grumpiness from being woken up in the middle of the night, Chu Yinan used the same trick again, crawling under the covers to the foot of the bed and gently nibbling on her sister's feet.
I chewed on it for ten minutes straight, but the system still didn't count the number of times I checked in.
"Case solved! As expected, this foot-biting thing can only bite bare feet. Why are there so many conditions?" Chu Yinan hesitated for a moment, then decided to secretly remove her sister's protective gear while she was asleep!
Chapter 47 Shocking the Maid
In the early hours of the morning, Chu Yinan repeated his old trick and committed a similar crime again, but this time he added a thin layer of fabric to the crime.
Bei Yutang was fast asleep, her long black hair loose and messy, her breathing even. She was wearing a loose white shirt with only the middle button fastened, but she had also put on the long socks she had worn during the day. It was truly a very bizarre way to dress for sleep.
This young woman with the figure of a mature woman has fair skin. Her skin is so white that it looks flawless in the night. Under the hazy light, she has an unreal beauty like a doll. Whether it is visual or tactile, there is nothing to be dissatisfied with.
She lay on her side in her sleep, her long, beautiful legs naturally bent, the undulating curves of her waist and hips breathtaking and exquisite.
"I've been chewing on her for so long and she hasn't reacted at all, she's definitely fast asleep. But if I take off her equipment now, even if she doesn't react now, she'll still bother me when she wakes up. I'll try putting it back on her later."
After making up his mind, Chu Yinan turned the air conditioner down two degrees. A comfortable, cool room temperature wouldn't be so easy for anyone to wake up.
He gently and slowly pulled his socks down, leaving them half-hanging on his thighs near his knees.
However, this presents a significant challenge: dressing a sleeping person is quite difficult, and one cannot make any large movements, otherwise it might wake Yu Tang.
"If I take the socks off completely, it will be difficult to put them back on and cover up the traces of the crime scene later." After thinking for thirty seconds while hugging his thigh, Chu Yinan came up with a solution.
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