Infinite Anime Strategy Guide

Infinite Anime Strategy Guide Author: Listening to Night Song

"Failure to complete the mission will mean... the loss of the entire world!" The adorable little girl beamed with a bright smile.

"But if we can complete the walkthrough, I'll show you the upstairs view too!" The naturally mischievous little girl habitually sabotages her teammates.

After his protests proved ineffective, Lin Yu, a struggling wage earner, embarks on a journey to conquer the world of anime and manga in order to save himself.

001. Gaia invited me to dinner?

stare!

As a super homebody who could stay home 365 days a year as long as he had enough food, Lin Yu, who was sleeping until he naturally woke up, stared at the pink envelope that had appeared on his coffee table at some point and his eyes twitched.

"When did it become fashionable for thieves to send envelopes instead of stealing things? And pink envelopes at that! How secretly lewd do they have to be to do that?"

Lin Yu muttered a couple of things under his breath before opening the envelope and taking out the letter inside.

"Your handwriting is quite beautiful. Could it be that some girl has a crush on you but is too shy to confess, so she wrote you a love letter?"

It's no wonder Lin Yu is narcissistic; after all, although he's a bit unkempt, he's definitely a handsome guy.

"But that doesn't make sense. I haven't left the house in years, and all my necessities are ordered online and delivered to my door. Apart from the delivery guy, no one should have seen me, right? It couldn't be that delivery guy who delivered the love letter, could it?"

Lin Yu smiled and shook his head, but suddenly froze. He had heard that the trend of gay relationships was really strong recently, and it seemed that there was indeed such a possibility.

A chill ran down my spine, and my hand trembled so much that I almost dropped the letter. But when I saw what it said, I stopped myself.

"Gaia invites you to her house for dinner, please go as soon as possible..."

After staring at it for a couple of seconds, Lin Yu narrowed his eyes and casually crumpled the letter in his hand into a ball and threw it into the wastebasket.

"Damn it, what era are we living in that people still play pranks? Should I complain to the property management? I've paid so much in property fees and they still let a lunatic come to my house."

Lin Yu curled his lip in displeasure. He lived in a high-end neighborhood, where only the wealthy and powerful could afford to live. The existence of thieves was absolutely intolerable.

However, as a shut-in...

Lin Yu said he would tolerate it!

There's no way around it; it's several hundred meters from his house to the property management office. He's so lazy he doesn't want to go out. He even takes care of his hair at home with a pair of scissors. You can forget about expecting him to go out and argue with the property management.

"I'd rather use that time to continue watching anime; there are a few series I haven't caught up on yet." With that thought, Lin Yu walked to the door of his room.

"..."

Looking at his room door, which was tightly closed, Lin Yu calmly turned around, walked to the kitchen, grabbed a cleaver, and returned to the door of the room that he was absolutely certain hadn't closed.

Although he is a shut-in, that does not mean he has a low IQ. In fact, he is even superior to others. He lost both his parents at a young age and had no one to rely on. However, he relied on his brains and not only did he not starve to death, but he also earned enough money to support his shut-in life without leaving home.

Lin Yu clearly remembered that he had not closed the door when he left the room, but the door was now closed. Considering that the window in his room was not open, he could rule out that the wind had closed the door.

Based on this information, Lin Yu naturally thought of the person who had placed the inexplicable envelope on his coffee table.

"You've got some nerve! It's one thing to sneak into my house and play pranks while I'm sleeping, but you even dare to come into my room now? Do you think I'm some kind of lazy bum if I don't show my true colors?!"

Lin Yu revealed a malicious smile. Don't let his current status as a shut-in fool you; his personality is absolutely despicable. You can tell how ruthless he is by the fact that he dares to beat elementary school students to tears in a game. He won't hand this trespasser over to the police so easily; he'll have to torture him first before calling the police.

As for whether he can win or not? Lin Yu said that with a kitchen knife in hand, he's not afraid of anything, no matter how chaotic things get!

Snapped!

"Why aren't you thieves inside surrendering?!"

Lin Yu flung the door open and let out a rare, domineering roar. But when he saw what was in front of him, he blinked innocently and shrugged self-deprecatingly.

"Damn, I shouldn't have stayed up all night clearing the land last night. I'm even hallucinating in broad daylight."

Before him was not a familiar room, but a magnificent and exquisitely decorated palace with golden beams and painted rafters!

Although Lin Yu had never been to the Forbidden City in the capital of China, he was certain that the magnificence of the hall before him far surpassed that of any palace that had ever existed in the world!

"It's not a hallucination!" A cute little girl's voice broke Lin Yu's self-comfort, and he immediately raised his head to look ahead with a twitch at the corner of his mouth.

In the very center of the hall, a little girl with long blue hair was looking at him with a bright smile. Just as she was about to say something, Lin Yu suddenly stopped looking shocked and returned a standard, warm, and charming smile to the little girl. Then, to the little girl's stunned expression...

Snapped!

With the speed of someone who's been single for 18 years, Lin Yu closed the door with the fluidity of flowing water, locked it with lightning speed, then opened the window at the fastest speed a shut-in could manage, and threw the key out with all his might...

Wiping away non-existent sweat from his forehead, Lin Yu clapped his hands with a broad smile.

"Done and that's it."

Nodding in satisfaction, Lin Yu took out his phone to call the real estate agent. This guy wanted to change houses at the drop of a hat. Anyway, he was a shut-in with a nine-figure bank account. It would be a waste to leave it in the bank. He could easily take care of a house.

"If I can't afford to offend them, can't I at least avoid them?"

He hadn't forgotten that when he saw that little girl, he felt a strong urge to worship her. If it weren't for his unwavering resolve, he might have knelt down the moment he saw her.

Putting aside the unscientific question of why his room was connected to a palace, the seemingly delicious little girl alone was definitely not someone a useless otaku like him could afford to mess with.

So even though he hates trouble, he prepared to move without hesitation.

However, as the old saying goes, ideals are beautiful, but reality is cruel. When he was excitedly scrolling through his phone, preparing to move to a new house, he suddenly noticed that something seemed wrong with his floor.

"Calm down, calm down. Although in my memory, the floor in my house should be the finest wood flooring, maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, and it might actually be stone?"

Lin Yu's forehead was slightly damp with cold sweat, and his lips twitched as he tried to comfort himself, but a childish voice tinged with anger shattered his illusions.

Why are you closing the door?!

He looked up and saw that the original living room had vanished without a trace. He was now in the center of the main hall, which he had only glanced at not long ago!

Beside him, the blue-haired loli who had just been smiling was now glaring at him with wide eyes, looking angry. At her feet, another little loli with long, pure white hair was rolling around laughing, clutching her stomach. Even Lin Yu was a little worried that this little loli might laugh herself silly at the next second.

Seeing that he seemed to have no way out, Lin Yu shrugged and said, "It's a good habit to close the door behind you, and I always feel that if I don't close the door, I'm bound to have bad luck."

"You actually closed the door when you saw such an adorable little girl like me? Are you even a man?!" The little girl's already big eyes widened even more.

"What does it matter to me whether a loli is cute or not? All I know is that if the door isn't closed, nothing good will happen." Lin Yu shrugged innocently, his dead fish eyes looking like a pig that doesn't care about boiling water.

"Director, this script is wrong! Shouldn't you be the one falling head over heels for me in my miniskirt?" The little girl stomped her foot in frustration, her adorable face puffed up with anger, making Lin Yu's mouth water.

With a gentle poke of her index finger on the little girl's puffed-up cheek, the little girl, who was trying to express anger, instantly lost her composure with a "poof" sound, and her cuteness level skyrocketed!

"The director went home for dinner, and..." Lin Yu glanced at the little girl's thin chest with a regretful look, smacked his lips, and the meaning was self-evident.

Although he is a lolicon, this loli in front of him is obviously not the type who can be tricked into looking at goldfish with a lollipop. What if he gets killed by a woodcutter's knife?

"Ahhh! I'll fight you to the death!" The little girl pounced on him, baring her teeth and claws, but Lin Yu only supported her little head with one hand. The petite little girl could only flailing her arms, but she couldn't reach Lin Yu's body no matter what.

"Waaaaah, Ya-chan, he's bullying me!"

The blue-haired little girl, unable to do anything about Lin Yu, immediately threw herself on top of another white-haired little girl who was rolling around on the ground, acting cute and almost laughing herself to death, nearly suffocating the innocent little girl.

"Tsk tsk, white!"

Lin Yu stroked his chin, admiring the unintentional free perk bestowed upon him by the two playful little girls.

Are you a pervert?

Although Lin Yu's voice was very soft, the little girl clearly heard it. She immediately covered her skirt and jumped up, her little face flushed as she glared angrily at the pervert in front of her.

"No." Lin Yu glanced at the little girl with disdain, then looked up at the ceiling at a proud 45-degree angle and said, "Please call me a gentleman (pervert)!"

The arrogant attitude and disdainful gaze immediately ignited the blue-haired loli's fiery temper, while the little loli called Ye-chan, who had been rolling around on the ground and acting cute, got up from the ground.

"Alright, alright, stop fooling around." The white-haired loli rubbed her sore little belly, which had been bumped by a certain seemingly innocent guy, with a pained expression.

"I know it's no use saying it, but could you please stop calling me by the name 'Ya-chan'? Can't you just call me Alaya normally?"

The white-haired loli looked helpless, but from her tone, it seemed that even she herself had no hope.

"Yes, Yaiba! Yes, Yaiba!" The little girl raised her hand energetically and called out the nickname "White-haired Lolita" again, though it was unclear whether it was a nickname or a pet name.

"Fine, whatever you want." The white-haired little girl shook her head helplessly before turning her gaze to Lin Yu.

“You can call me Alaya, she is Gaia.”

The white-haired little girl looked to be about the same age as the blue-haired little girl, but being stared at by her made Lin Yu feel incredibly pressured, as if he were being stared at by a mature older woman rather than a cute little girl.

If Gaia with blue hair is an energetic loli, then Alaya's temperament is more mature. If you ignore her loli figure, she is definitely a mature woman with a strong aura.

"As for our identities, we are the two great restraining forces of this world. Well, it's not easy to explain. To give you an analogy, if we consider the world itself as a living being, then I am the soul of the world, while Gaia is the world itself."

Alaya raised his head slightly, trying to show his nobility with an inscrutable expression, but after waiting for a long time, he did not hear the exclamation he had expected. When he looked down, he saw Lin Yu's amused smile.

"Wow! That's amazing, Ye-chan is so capable!" Lin Yu had a wicked smile on his face, and he even reached out and ruffled Alaya's beautiful snow-white hair into a mess.

"Let go of your stinky hand! And my name is Alaya, not Ye-chan!" Alaya, who had been looking serious, suddenly slapped Lin Yu's hand away in a fit of rage. Her mature and sophisticated aura vanished instantly. Heaven knows how thick-skinned this guy was, daring to do something so bold even after knowing their identities.

"Okay, Yay! Yes, Yay!" Lin Yu smiled brightly, perfectly imitating Gaia's movements to a degree of 99%. However, the level of embarrassment for a grown man like him to do Gaia's movements was off the charts, wasn't it?

Alaya was completely bewildered. It might be possible that Lin Yu didn't believe them, but with her level of control, she could clearly sense that Lin Yu did believe her. What drove her crazy was why this guy dared to act so rudely when he already believed their identities.

If Alaya knew what Lin Yu was thinking, she would probably strangle him to death.

"Holy crap, this loli's aura almost made me kneel down. Even if it's not some kind of weird restraint, it's still something a useless otaku like me can't handle. But it seems like there's something I can do to help her. Let's test the waters first."

Well, to put it simply, Lin Yu didn't believe that these two lolis with such terrifying identities would have nothing better to do than talk to him, a useless otaku, about life ideals. They probably needed his help with something. Once he figured this out, Lin Yu naturally needed to take the initiative. Being led by the nose in negotiations is a big no-no, which is why the scene above happened!

"It's definitely better to let you reincarnate. What would you like to be in your next life? A bedbug? A mosquito? Or a fly?"

Alaya's frantic expression suddenly calmed down, and her exquisitely beautiful face was adorned with a smile as bright as the rising sun. However, Lin Yu felt a chill run down his spine and shivered violently.

"Looks like things went too far?"

Lin Yu wished he could strangle himself. He had only wanted to test the waters a little, but now he had not only failed to find out anything, but had also successfully courted death.

"Okay, Yaya, even though Yu said you're a bit of a show-off and treat you like a child, it's still true, right? You're an honest and good kid!"

Gaia, standing nearby, seemed to be speaking up for Lin Yu, but the person in question actually wanted nothing more than to pin this little girl down on his lap and spank her. Damn it, she wasn't speaking up for him at all; she was definitely sabotaging him!

And what's with this "repressed pervert" thing? Wasn't that what he said when he was complaining about that pink envelope at home? That's definitely eavesdropping and a crime of violating privacy, isn't it?

Lin Yu felt as if a hundred thousand alpacas were trampling through his mind. He cowered as he watched Alaya, shrouded in black mist, approach. He instinctively wanted to turn and run away, but his body suddenly froze in place, unable to move, and could only watch Alaya approach step by step.

"Holy crap! I knew these two little girls were not to be messed with!"

Unable to move, Lin Yu was truly anxious. His slightly long bangs were soaked with sweat, and he couldn't even manage a flattering smile.

The short distance felt like an eternity to Lin Yu. When Alaya finally stood before him, he realized that there was no black aura about her at all, and even her delicate face was adorned with a gentle smile.

"Young man, the task of saving the world is entrusted to you!"