The Hikigaya couple's youthful love story is definitely not a problem.

Why is it taking so long? Because there was no one to whine to, Yukino felt her stomach getting hungrier and hungrier, and she even started to moan. When she saw Hachiman come in with the food, she immediately asked him with dissatisfaction.

I taught those two guys a lesson.

Hachiman casually unfolded the folding table and placed it on the bed, then put the food in front of Yukino and served the girl her meal.

Looking at the girl's outfit, Hachiman inexplicably felt like he was raising a kitten.

Yukino ate heartily, and Hachiman was happy to feed her.

Ugh, I can't eat anymore.

Yukino waved her hand to indicate that she was full before Hachiman finished off the remaining scraps.

Okay, let Xiaoliumei go back to her room. It's time for her to go to sleep.

Yukino lay lazily on the bed. If her tail could move, she would definitely look lazy right now.

I understand.

Hachiman reached out and wiped the food from the girl's mouth with a napkin, folded up the table, and carried the plate out.

Hachiman put Komachi and Rumi's meals into a box, intending to give it to the stray cats in the park the next morning. After putting all the plates into the dishwasher, he called Rumi to go back to her room to sleep.

The little guy jumped onto the sofa and plopped into Hachiman's arms, as if nothing had happened.

Komachi yawned, feeling a bit sleepy herself, so she turned off the TV and prepared to go back to her room to sleep.

Before long, all the lights in the Hachiman mansion went out, indicating that the people living inside had fallen into a peaceful dream.

Chapter 84 The So-Called Gap Moe

So, your request is for us to help you pursue Ebina Himeko? Hachiman looked at the restless Hobe with great interest.

Ah~ It feels so embarrassing to hear it coming from Hikigaya-kun.

Hobe casually twisted his body, making Hachiman want to slap him to death.

Suppressing this urge, Hachiman said to Keibu, who had come to the Service Department alone: ​​"Where's Hayama? Why did you come here by yourself today?"

Who knew? He just got a phone call, and his expression suddenly changed. He ran off without even telling me why. That's so unfair! He clearly promised to help me come up with ideas.

The Ministry of Revenue expressed its dissatisfaction.

"Heh..." Hachiman chuckled dryly, shivering violently as he moved his chair back, wanting to get away from this effeminate guy.

Silently holding Yukino's hand under the table, he breathed a sigh of relief after realizing that he still preferred the feel of a girl's soft, gentle hand.

The girl, startled by the sudden attack, nearly knocked the teacup off the table.

She gave Hachiman a subtle glare, then lightly scratched his palm with her meticulously manicured nails. Yukino adjusted her expression, returning to her usual cold demeanor.

Dear Kebu, the first thing you need to know about this matter is not whether anyone is giving you advice, but rather Ebina's attitude towards you.

If she's not interested in you, no matter how much you pursue her, it's useless.

The girl wanted to rest her chin on her hand and put on a profound expression, but she found that one of her hands was being held by Hachiman and she couldn't pull it out, let alone put it together.

Without making a sound, the girl changed her gesture of resting her chin to smoothing her hair and continued speaking to Tobe in front of her: "So before you came to the Service Club, did you inquire about Ebina's intentions? For example, whether she wants to have a boyfriend, what type she likes, etc."

Hubu didn't understand why the aloof girl in front of him would start her hair from her chin, and he was too lazy to think about it too much. He frowned and thought for a while before speaking.

Ah, I don't think I've asked that yet.

"Hey, do you mean you're going to just walk up to the girl and ask her directly?" Hachiman couldn't help but retort.

Ebina-kun, have you been looking for a boyfriend lately? And by the way, if you were, would you consider someone like me? Imagining this scene in his mind, Hachiman almost burst out laughing.

So you know nothing about her and just want to pursue her on impulse? Yukino leaned back in her chair, helplessly covering her forehead with her hand, feeling utterly frustrated with this Kebu.

Oh dear, that's not how it works...

But... Ebina said she didn't want to have a girlfriend.

Yui, who had been standing idly by, suddenly spoke up, delivering a direct blow to the Ministry of Revenue.

"Is that so?" Hachiman turned to the girl and asked. He seemed to recall that the fujoshi had said something like that, but many unimportant things in the dream had been forgotten, and Hachiman wasn't sure if it was true or not.

Yes, we talked about this topic when I was chatting with Yumiko and Hina that day.

I remember Yumiko saying she liked Hayama's type, while Hina said something like, "Instead of getting a boyfriend, why not try to match them up?"

Don't follow that guy's example in the future.

Hachiman warned Yui.

I seem to remember Himeko. It seems she's not just a typical fujoshi (female fan of male-male romance).

Hachiman stroked his chin, trying to recall something.

Forget it, I can't remember it at all.

Hachiman casually put it out of his mind, and didn't care much about this memory that was beginning to fade.

Anyway, my relationship with Yukino and Yui is already very solid, and ordinary unexpected events are not enough to threaten the relationship between the three of us. Therefore, these future memories are not as important as before. Since I can't remember them anymore, I won't force it.

How about this, you go back first, and we'll look into Ebina's situation for you. If you still want to pursue her, we'll give you some advice, okay?

Hachiman said this gently to Tobe.

Ah~ if that's what Hachiman-kun says, then that's all we can do. I'll leave it to you guys.

The Minister of Revenue bowed to the three people sitting in a row, and then withdrew from the Ministry of Service.

I have a feeling that the Ministry of Revenue is going to suffer a tragedy this time.

Hachiman didn't have much ill will towards this person; at most, he just disliked his somewhat effeminate behavior.

So you know how lucky you are, right? Yukino suddenly pulled her hand away from Hachiman's.

Outsiders are still here, and you act like this? Aren't you ashamed? I'd be disgusted.

The girl complained that this guy was becoming more and more obsessed with her, and even if there was no physical contact and she could only smell his body odor, he would still come closer without caring about anything else.

And more than once, he wanted to have close contact with her, but each time he was rejected by Yukino. He couldn't do anything about her constant pleas, so he had to find other ways to satisfy his needs.

What's wrong? Are couples not allowed to hold hands anymore? Hachiman, shameless as ever, didn't care about Yukino's dissatisfaction at all.

They're not married yet.

Yukino protested quietly.

it's the same.

Hachiman scooped the girl up from her seat and pulled her into his arms with a wicked grin, as if he had just thought of something.

Yui~ Come here and I'll show you something good.

Hachiman took out his phone, found a video file inside, opened it, and handed it to the puzzled Yui.

What's all this about? Why are you being so mysterious?

Yui tapped the screen and found that more than twenty minutes had passed.

I'll play some music now.

Hachiman's voice came through the phone.

What.

Yukino suddenly realized what was happening and looked at Hachiman in disbelief as she listened to the familiar music.

"You actually recorded it?" Yukino exclaimed, becoming agitated and desperately reaching out to snatch the phone from Yui's hand.

"Oh!" Yui exclaimed in surprise as she looked at Yukino, who was dressed as a cat and had a slightly flushed face on the screen.

Don't look! You're not allowed to look! Yukino was almost in tears. How could that bastard Hachiman have recorded something so shameful?

"What's wrong with watching this?" Yui stared at Yukino in the video with great interest. The girl in the video was stiffly swaying her beautiful body to the rhythm of the music.

"Didn't you say you were just going to take a look? How did you record it?" Yukino asked, her voice trembling with tears, as she desperately pounded on Hachiman's chest.

Such a wonderful thing can't be seen only once, of course it has to be recorded and reviewed from time to time~ Hachiman held Yukino back, preventing her from snatching the phone from Yui.

Meow~ Meow~ When a meow came from the phone, Yukino collapsed into Hachiman's arms as if she had broken down, her eyes completely lifeless, her face filled with despair.

Chapter Eighty-Five: Bite

Yukino had never felt twenty minutes stretch so long in her entire life, and during that time Yui kept yelling and shouting.

There were also some cute things mixed in, like "kawaii~", "Xiaoxue is so great, I want to hug and cuddle her."

Things like that.

At times like these, Yukino felt increasingly ashamed and dared not meet Yui's gaze, which she kept sweeping over her.

Because his limbs were bound by Hachiman, it was extremely difficult for him to even move, let alone snatch the phone from Yui's hand.

Fortunately, Hachiman was somewhat sensible and didn't hurt the girl in his arms. So Yukino seemed to have resigned herself to her fate and slumped in Hachiman's arms, her ahoge (cowlick) drooping listlessly.

Ugh~ I'll go back and delete it, it's so bad.

You could watch it anytime you want, but you insisted on recording it, probably just so Yui could see it.

Yukino wailed, looking pitiful and wronged.

You figured it out so quickly? You're really smart.

Hachiman chuckled and playfully flicked Yukino's nose.

Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly bit Hachiman's finger, tearing at it forcefully, her little nose wrinkling up like an angry kitten.

What are you doing? It hurts, let go!

Caught off guard, Hachiman was bitten squarely and realized that the girl wasn't playing around, but was really biting him hard. Ouch, let go, he's bleeding.

Blood stained Yukino's pearly teeth, and Hachiman cried out in pain.

She stuck out her delicate tongue and gently licked Hachiman's wound, swallowing the blood that had flowed out. The girl seemed quite satisfied with the taste, and with a slightly wicked smile, she licked her reddened teeth.

With a coquettish laugh, the girl whispered in Hachiman's ear: "If you do that again next time, I'm not sure when I might suddenly bite you."

Hachiman felt something warm and smooth swirling around his neck, occasionally accompanied by a sharp scraping sensation.

Even though the words were being spoken right next to his ear, and the scorching air was blowing into his ear, Hachiman inexplicably felt a chill in his lower body.