Honkai Summoning.

Honkai Impact 3rd Author: The Hermit

Su Mo, the immortal Soul Eater, does nothing but meddle in everything except his duties. His wasteful behavior of flirting around and still surviving has finally drawn the wrath of a group of people who (claim to be) upholding the will of the world.

Thus, he possessed a "physical constitution that makes him very easy to summon," and his demonic claws reached into the unknown distance, beginning to save (and harm) other worlds.

"You're Lao Tzu's Master?"

"After the summoning, something will inevitably collapse; this is part of the laws of nature and cannot be changed."

Chapter One: The Girl's Excellent Swordsmanship

"Calm down, girl. What you're seeing is just an illusion, you know? You're just half asleep, that's why you're seeing this." Su Mo said seriously to the girl in front of him, whose eyes were wide open and mouth slightly agape.

Faced with this situation, he felt somewhat helpless. He had only accidentally fallen—although the fall was rather dramatic, as he had fallen directly from the rooftop of the fifth floor into the garden below.

But this was just a minor accident. Su Mo is standing perfectly fine now, speaking clearly and logically. See, nothing's wrong with him at all.

Why look at him with the eyes of someone who sees an alien?

Every time Su Mo was looked at like that, he felt—uh, that's great, scared out of his wits, huh? I'm so awesome, hahaha. Of course, after being looked at like that, Su Mo had to do some cleanup.

For example, right now, I'm giving a bunch of nonsensical explanations to the girl in front of me who's still a bit dazed. If I can fool her into a rogue state, that would be the best outcome.

If that's not possible, then we'll have to resort to other methods.

Whether it was Su Mo's explanation that had an effect or not, the surprise and confusion in the girl's eyes gradually disappeared, and then they began to shine: "You..."

"I?"

"You're an alien!" The girl suddenly grabbed Su Mo's hand and wouldn't let go, staring at Su Mo's face with a look of infatuation.

Su Mo's lips twitched. His face was indeed long... handsome, even beautiful. But overall, this was a side effect, not a normal state.

If it were a normal Su Mo, his face wouldn't be this pale.

"If it's an alien, shouldn't you keep your distance?" Su Mo tried to pull his arm away, but couldn't, so he let the girl in front of him hug him.

Speaking of which, this girl is quite pretty. Although her cheeks are a little chubby, she is very cute and makes people want to pinch them.

"Why keep your distance from such a handsome alien? And aren't you a professor?" The girl's eyes sparkled.

"Korean dramas are a killer! Little sister, watch less of them in the future, it's bad for your health." Su Mo shook his head, his tone revealing a hint of disdain.

An alien who has lived for so many years and is almost omnipotent actually falls in love with a human and is so deeply in love that he can't stop. He is simply disgracing the "superhuman race".

Thankfully, it's just a TV series. If real "aliens" did that, they'd probably be beaten to a pulp by now.

If it were Su Mo, he wouldn't bother with dating. If he met a girl he liked, he'd just knock her out with a stick and take her home!

Fortunately, probably because he himself is quite beautiful, Su Mo has never encountered a girl he liked at first sight and wanted to knock her unconscious and take her home—what, you say liking someone isn't about their looks.

Are you kidding me? Love at first sight isn't about looks. Do you think you can tell someone's personality just by looking at them? That's incredibly naive!

He himself is often the one who falls in love at first sight. Of course, with Su Mo's abilities, it's impossible for him to be knocked unconscious and taken back by someone.

"I only know that watching Japanese dramas is bad for your health, why would watching Korean dramas do that too?" The girl stared wide-eyed at Su Mo.

"Wow, talking like that is really damaging to your image." Su Mo curled his lips. This corrupt society, the world is going to the dogs, and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be. Even girls are talking so filthy.

Su Mo remembered that decades ago, the sky was still so blue, the water was still so clear, and if he told a girl a risqué joke, they would shyly lower their heads and run away.

Now, you tell one story, and the other person rolls up their sleeves and tells an even more obscene one, making the perverts seem like innocent little rabbits, which seriously hurts their self-esteem!

Upon hearing Su Mo's words, the girl blinked her bright eyes, and her face flushed visibly under the streetlights not far away.

"If you're shy, then let go of my hand." Su Mo tried to pull his arm away, but still couldn't.

"No, aliens are so rare." The girl's reasoning was quite sound.

"You actually believed that joke? I just accidentally fell from the second floor right in front of you. Did you really think I was some kind of alien?" Su Mo felt a bit of a headache, wondering if he should use some crude methods to solve the problem at hand.

Hearing Su Mo's words, the girl snorted softly: "Do you think I'm stupid? How could you fall from the second floor so fast, and how could the sound of you hitting the ground be so loud? Besides, when you stood up just now, your arm was obviously twisted."

“If you’re not an idiot, shouldn’t you run away immediately if you encounter such a bizarre situation? You don’t have the reaction a normal person would have!” Su Mo said.

"It seems that some people would react this way."

The girl nodded, indicating that she agreed with Su Mo's words.

“It’s most people, not just some,” Su Mo corrected, then pulled away the hand that the girl was holding. “Alright, I’m leaving now, you can let go.”

"Don't let it go."

The girl blinked, her expression quite certain.

"Ugh……"

Su Mo sighed softly and said in a rather profound tone, "Why bother?"

The girl's cute expression vanished instantly, but returned a second later. She tilted her head and looked at Su Mo: "What are you talking about?"

"I mean, why gamble your life on such a slim and uncertain possibility? If I were that easy to kill—"

"Then he's not the legendary Dark Night King!"

Su Mo's words were interrupted by the girl.

At this moment, the cute expression on that slightly chubby face had completely disappeared, replaced by a face as cold as an iceberg.

She transformed from a sweet and adorable girl into an ice queen in an instant. If you ignore those chillingly cold eyes that send shivers down your spine at first glance, the image of an ice queen isn't so hard to accept.

After saying that, the girl finally let go of Su Mo's arm and took two steps back.

"Uh--"

Su Mo touched his chin with his other hand and suddenly said, "Why don't you carry him back? It actually felt quite comfortable just now."

"Is this the kind of person the mighty Dark Night King is?" The girl ignored Su Mo's teasing and said coldly.

Su Mo said, "I'm so sorry to disappoint you, but that's really who I am. What's that rumor going around about me?"

"The source of terror."

"The source of terror."

"The origin of evil."

"The origin of evil."

"Like a demon walking among men."

"Like a demon walking among men."

After asking that question, the two of them spoke at the same time, and what they said was exactly the same.

"What a young man." After saying those words, Su Mo shook his head. "He actually got fooled by these words. Did he think this was a stage play? Kids these days are really disappointing."

The girl gritted her teeth, looking somewhat angry, and her icy expression softened a little.

"By the way, is this the legendary concentric chains? I really can't feel anything." Su Mo moved his left hand, which had been held, making a series of rattling sounds.

A black chain had appeared on his left hand, somehow appearing out of nowhere. It slid down his arm like a venomous snake, piercing his chest and penetrating his steadily beating heart. However, Su Mo himself felt nothing, as if the chain didn't exist.

The other end of the chain pierced through the chest of the girl from before. Similarly, there was no pain or unusual expression on her face.

"Yes, a love lock. If one dies, the other will also die. If there really is something that can kill you, I think it's this." The girl said expressionlessly.

Su Mo stretched out a hand and passed it effortlessly through the chain across his chest, as if the chain were an untouchable mirage. After a long while, a strange smile appeared on Su Mo's face: "This thing, judging from its appearance, shouldn't exist in this world."

"Yes, just like you, a monster, you shouldn't exist in this world!" the girl suddenly exclaimed.

"Poor child, brainwashed." Su Mo suddenly took a step, his body turning into a blur, and appeared in front of the girl, reaching out his hand to her.

The girl's eyes widened immediately, but she forced herself to calm down and then straightened her chest, looking like she was ready to be slaughtered.

Because of the love lock, her life was tied to the Dark King before her, who was nothing like the rumored ruler. If she died, the Dark King would die too.

Her goal was thus achieved.

However, the expected pain and the chilling arrival of death did not occur. Su Mo simply patted her head, looked at her with the sympathetic gaze one would give a stray kitten, and at the same time let out that infuriating sigh.

It gives people the feeling of "You're an idiot, so I won't bother with you".

"Go to hell!"

The girl was finally enraged, and a cold glint flashed in the darkness.

Su Mo's neck was slashed by the dagger, and blood gushed out from the wound, filling the air with a bloody smell.

"The young girl has excellent swordsmanship."

Su Mo gave the girl a thumbs-up, and then promptly collapsed.

Tang You was stunned for a moment, seemingly unable to believe that she had so easily inflicted damage on this legendary and terrifying monster.

"Alright, Lord Su Mo, please stop teasing my disciple."

At that moment, an old voice rang out in the darkness.

Eight old men appeared out of nowhere and surrounded Su Mo and Tang You.

"As expected, it's you little brats."

Su Mo, who was lying on the ground, stood up in a rather bizarre posture.

Chapter Two: My Enemies Have Never Been You

"It's been a long time, Dark King."

"Hello, monster."

"Seeing you like this is disgusting."

"Lord Su Mo, please allow me to offer you my highest respect."

Apart from the elder who had spoken earlier, the other seven elders spoke up one after another. Some were very impolite, some were indifferent, some were disgusted, and some were extremely respectful.

However, no matter who it is, one can hear the vigilance hidden beneath the calm voice, as well as a hint of fear that they are trying their best to conceal.

After all, they were facing what might be the most terrifying monster in the world; in the past, there was "one of" some, but now...