I don't want to be a dragon maid!

I Don't Want to Be a Dragon Maid! (by Strawberry Stir-fried Bitter Melon)

Introduction:

What kind of cheat-like ability do I need to comfortably live off a woman after transmigrating?

My beautiful wife (x)

My incredibly beautiful wife (x)

My beautiful, invincible, all-around capable, and loyal wife (x)

A stunningly beautiful, incredibly capable, and loyal maid wife (√)

Now all the conditions for living off a woman in another world have been met!

Ye Yun got excited, and then the goddess transformed him into the dragon maid Noah Loran.

"Isn't I a freeloader? I want a wife, I'm not going to become a wife myself! And I still can't get rid of that feeling!"

Chapter 1: In Another World, I Want Maids and a Harem!

"I'm so thirsty, is there any water?"

Ye Yun opened his eyes groggily. He looked around and realized that he was not in his own room.

It was pitch black all around, and he couldn't tell where he was.

Ye Yun scratched his head. His last memory was of being dumped by his goddess and losing his job, then drinking alone in a bar.

I remember someone came over and asked Ye Yun if she wanted to take the job.

And then that was it. I woke up to find myself in this godforsaken place.

"Where exactly is this? Could this be a kidnapping?"

Ye Yun touched his head, feeling a bit confused. He was a man with no job, no money, and no house—how could he be kidnapped?

That robber was so blind.

Ye Yun himself wasn't very scared. Anyway, he had no parents, no friends, and was all alone. He was an older, reclusive man, so if he died, he would just die.

Ye Yun was even quite curious about who had kidnapped him.

Just as Ye Yun was completely bewildered, a humanoid figure radiating light fell from the sky into the darkness.

Ye Yun squinted, trying to make out the person's appearance, but he couldn't see anything because he was shrouded in a light.

"Huh? It's you again?"

The person's voice sounded neither male nor female, and there was a hint of doubt in their tone.

"This is the third time... Oh well, what can I do? I already agreed to it."

What is this guy talking about? What did he promise me?

Ye Yun was completely confused. He had no idea what the other person was talking about, but judging from his tone, it seemed like he knew him.

"Oh, you don't remember? Never mind, let me introduce myself again. I am the Goddess of Reincarnation, and I summoned you here. Before this transmigration, I can give you a cheat code. What do you want?"

The man spoke each word clearly, his voice echoing throughout the space.

"A cheat system? Time travel?"

Ye Yun immediately understood that this clichéd plot, which appears in many novels and anime, had actually happened to him.

In an instant, Ye Yun's drunkenness vanished, and he felt an urge to burst into song: "I've waited so long, and today has finally come..."

As a long-time anime fan, Ye Yun naturally understood what this meant: it meant the start of an overpowered protagonist's life, even if he transmigrated into a slime! He could still dominate the continent!

"Stop wasting time, just tell me, what do you want?"

The goddess said somewhat impatiently.

Ye Yun's mind began to race, and all sorts of ideas surged from his head.

Become an invincible hero, a demon king who rises from the ashes, or obtain a ring containing an ancient soul, or even possess a talking sword...

However, Ye Yun dismissed all these thoughts. They were too exhausting; he had no energy for such classic storylines! They were too heartbreaking and mentally taxing!

Having endured 996 and 007 work schedules, Ye Yun just wants to enjoy retirement as soon as possible and find a girlfriend...

Wait, girlfriend?

Ye Yun's lips curled up slightly; he had come up with a good idea.

"What's wrong? Have you made a choice yet? You've been dragging this out for too long."

The goddess urged her again.

"I've decided, I want to choose a maid!"

Ye Yun said excitedly.

The goddess was silent for a moment, then said, "Maid?"

"That's right, the all-powerful and invincible maid! I choose this one!"

Ye Yun thought for a moment, then added a few more words.

"Ideally, she should be beautiful, have big breasts, and be considerate—the kind of woman you'd want to marry. A goddess, you know what I mean?"

"I understand, I understand..."

The goddess seemed to have taken out paper and pen, and the sound of writing could be heard from within the light. She muttered something.

"I didn't expect your tastes to be so strange. This time you actually chose a maid..."

No, choosing the perfect big-breasted maid? What's so strange about that? It's perfectly normal; everyone wants a perfect wife!

Ye Yun scratched his head, unable to help but complain in his mind.

"Is this what you asked for?"

"That's what the goddess replied."

"I have another request: this maid should ideally be broad-minded and not jealous."

Ye Yun stroked his chin, clapped his hands, and said.

"If I have more wives in the future, and they suddenly become jealous and turn into yandere, that would be a real problem."

"You're planning to build a harem?"

The goddess spoke with astonishment, as if she had seen a rare, blooming flower.

"No, I'm going to that other world. Can't I have a harem there? Is it illegal to have many wives there?"

Ye Yun was even more confused. The other party's words made him seem like some kind of pervert.

"No, that's not a problem. It's just that yours... never mind, I'll meet all your needs."

The goddess coughed a few times and then spoke in a serious tone.

"There will be maids, and there will be a harem. What else do you want?"

"That's it, Goddess. You're so thoughtful. You actually added my harem to it."

Ye Yun's eyes welled up with tears, and he spoke with some emotion.

"No, the harem and all that, you deserve it all. This is the result of your own actions, so you have to deal with it yourself!"

The goddess shook her head and said softly.

Just as more and more questions were forming in Ye Yun's mind, the goddess reached out her hand and sent light spreading outwards into the dark space, quickly reaching all around Ye Yun.

Before Ye Yun could react, he was surrounded by gentle light, and the goddess had vanished without a trace, leaving only her voice echoing in the space.

"Enjoy yourself, and I hope you can surprise me this time."

Ye Yun felt as if his body was being kneaded together by a powerful force, and intense pain spread from all around him throughout his body.

"My Goddess, what's going on?"

Ye Yun cried out in pain.

"Oh, as you requested, I've slightly modified your body and soul. Was this your own choice...?"

Before the goddess could finish speaking, her words were swallowed by the wind. Ye Yun saw the azure sky and white clouds, as well as the approaching pointed buildings and the earth.

"Wocao!"

These were the last two words Ye Yun uttered as he lost consciousness.

He also heard the goddess's last words.

"Body and soul transformation complete. For your own good, you can no longer use the name Ye Chen. From now on, you will be called Noah Loran. When you wake up again, you will be a completely new life..."

Time passed slowly, and Ye Yun, who had fallen into a coma, felt as if his consciousness was being submerged in a quagmire. His will to survive drove him to struggle, and he finally broke free from the darkness.

Ye Yun opened his eyes and looked around abruptly. It wasn't his real room full of figurines, nor was it the dark space of the goddess.

This is a dilapidated room, with a musty smell hitting you. Not far away are various broken wooden stools and chairs, as well as all sorts of miscellaneous items. At a glance, you can tell that the people living here are penniless.

Ye Yun felt relieved; it seemed he had successfully traveled through time.

After confirming that he had transmigrated, Ye Yun became excited. But what excited him even more was that in a tattered mirror, he saw the golden finger that the goddess had promised him!

In the mirror, he saw a maid dressed as a maid. Although Ye Yun didn't look very closely, he immediately grasped the key point!

Big breasts that can hold a lot!

Chapter Two: The Maid Was Actually Me!

The maid in the mirror was dressed in a black and white maid outfit, with long silver hair cascading down her shoulders like a waterfall. On her fair, doll-like face were a pair of bright and lively almond-shaped eyes. Ye Yun felt his heart pounding as soon as he saw her.

This is exactly the image of a wife in Ye Yun's mind! He never expected his goddess to be so amazing! She perfectly recreated it!

Ye Yun clenched his fists, tears welling up in his eyes. From this moment on, he would be the most loyal believer of that goddess.

Anyone who dares to go against the goddess, Ye Yun will bite that guy to death!

Ye Yun looked around expectantly and excitedly, wanting to meet his "wife" face to face and slowly develop feelings for her.