I don't want to be a dragon maid!

When Noah saw the scene in the bathroom, she was immediately terrified.

Anne was inside, and so was Margaret, but now they were wrapped in filthy towels, lying on the floor like rag dolls, their pretty faces ashen, muttering these words under their breath.

"I can't drink anymore."

"That girl is a monster... absolutely a monster, hiccup!"

Noah fell silent. Through the wisps of mist, she could see clearly that the ground was littered with bottles, at least dozens or even hundreds.

Noah's first thought upon seeing this scene was that these people weren't there to drink, but rather to take a bath with alcohol.

No, I came here to settle scores with these people! Why do these people... look even worse off than Lord Shelley...?

"Lord Shelley, you've drunk them all under the table."

Noah looked at Shelley and said with a look of surprise.

"Yeah, they said they wanted to drink, so I drank with them..."

Shelley leaned against the wall and said drunkenly.

“I took a sip, they took a sip, I took a sip, they took a sip, and then they collapsed, and I came out and saw Noah…”

Noah: "???"

They just got drunk and passed out. Who knew their owner was such a wine connoisseur! He got two people passed out in one go.

Noah couldn't help but look at Shelley's smooth and flat stomach. She was curious about where all the wine she had drunk had gone.

"Noah, my head is starting to hurt again..."

Shelley swayed as she stood up and immediately threw herself at Noah, speaking in a coquettish voice.

"Shelley, blow on it again, my head hurts!"

"Lady Shelley, wait! You're suddenly hugging me like that, ahhhhh!"

The floor was already wet and slippery, and Shelley lunged at him like that, causing Noah's feet to slip, and the two of them tumbled to the ground together.

"Noah..."

Shelley's eyes were filled with spring, and she breathed slightly as she approached Noah little by little.

Noah, on the other hand, was pinned down by Shelley's delicate body. She looked at Shelley with a wry smile on her face.

"Lord Shelley, calm down, now is not the time to do this..."

"Um, I smell a couple's scent..."

At this moment, Annie, who had been completely drunk, began to move. Her purple eyes, still glazed with intoxication, struggled to look at Noah.

Chapter 71 Did I disturb you?

"A maid who seems to be a smooth talker but is actually gentle, considerate and good at taking care of others; and a master who seems arrogant but is actually sensitive, fragile and has yandere traits, and can only speak his mind under the influence of alcohol!"

Anne covered her mouth, looking Noah and Shelley up and down, her pale purple eyes gleaming slightly.

"Great combination, I'm shipping them!"

"Annie, you're actually still conscious..."

Noah stared speechlessly at Anne. Just moments ago, this girl was so drunk she was slurring her words and calling for her mother, but now her eyes were shining as she looked at him and Shelley with obvious admiration.

This recovery speed is amazing!

"As long as I have the perfect ingredients, I can be fully revived!"

Anne looked at Noah and said this while reaching her hand towards the edge of the bathhouse.

"Where's my notebook? Where's my notebook? I need to write down this kind of material..."

Before Annie could finish speaking, her face turned completely pale, and she knelt on the ground, spewing nonsense at the bathhouse, reverting to her previous drunken and dazed state.

"Looks like you're still quite drunk... Oh? Lord Shelley."

Noah discovered that Shelley had fallen asleep on top of her sometime during the night...

Rather than being asleep, she was in a semi-conscious state, struggling to unbutton her shirt, her eyes opening and closing intermittently, making muffled sounds as if in a dream.

"I...I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep..."

"Lady Shelley, don't fall asleep... Ouch, Lady Shelley, I'm not a pillow, don't hug me like that! I can't move!"

Shelley clearly regarded Noah as her own bread; she lay directly on Noah's body, not even bothering to unbutton her clothes, and hugged Noah as if she were hugging a doll.

Noah was surprised to find that, with his dietary therapy, Lord Shelley's body gradually regained its strength.

But... this force is now squeezing her ribs, making it increasingly difficult for Noah to breathe.

Noah tried to break free from Shelley's embrace, but the power of the dragon was difficult to control, and she dared not move, so she just let Shelley hold her.

The temperature in the bathhouse was already very high, and with Shelley hanging on him at an extremely high temperature, Noah felt as comfortable as if he were in a sauna.

"Someone, please save me... Miss Knight, are you awake? Please help me!"

Noah saw Margaret slowly get up from the ground and assumed she had regained consciousness, so she quickly called out to her.

However, when Margaret saw him, Noah shuddered, not only because Margaret looked drunk, but also because the way she was looking at him was very strange.

Noah felt that the other person was looking at him like he was a pig that had already been weighed.

"Evil dragon..."

"Margaret murmured."

"Huh? Miss Knight, wait a minute..."

Noah looked completely bewildered.

Before Noah could finish speaking, Margaret picked up a mop and addressed him righteously.

"I can tell at a glance that you are not human, you evil dragon who wreaks havoc in the North! Today, I, the Silver Knight Margaret Saran, will punish you! As long as I am here, you will never wreak havoc in the North again!"

"???"

Noah was immediately filled with confusion. Before she could react, she saw Margaret grab a mop and prepare to rush over and chop it up.

Noah reacted extremely quickly. She scooped Shelley up and spun her around, while Margaret slashed her sword directly onto the wooden chair next to her.

As expected of a knight, even with a mop in his hand, he still cleaved the wooden chair in two with a single sword stroke.

Seeing that the attack was about to succeed, Margaret, holding the mop, looked at Noah and said with a determined expression.

"As expected of a dragon, you actually managed to dodge my attack, but you won't be so lucky with the next strike!"

Just as Margaret was about to attack again, Noah tried to defend himself, but half of his body was tied up by Lady Shelley, and he couldn't move his hands and feet at all.

"Wake up!"

Margaret raised the mop high again, making a chopping motion at Noah.

In desperation, Noah sprouted a large black and white tail, which lashed out like a whip at Margaret's mop.

In an instant, the mop snapped in two! And the enormous tail returned to Noah's back at top speed and then disappeared.

"This one……"

Margaret looked at Noah with a strange expression on her face.

"Miss Knight, please wake up!"

Noah seized the opportunity and kicked the wooden tub away, splashing water all over Margaret's face.

After being splashed like that, the knight lady collapsed back onto the floor like a toy that had lost its power.

"My God, they're all so difficult to deal with..."

Noah wiped the sweat from her brow, panting heavily. She finally understood why the shop assistant had come out to ask for help.

When these two guys are drunk, they're like two tyrants; nobody dares to mess with them.

However, these are not the most frightening things. What truly frightens Noah is the intuition of these two.

A drunken Anne immediately saw through her true nature and that of Lord Shelley.

Margaret, who was drunk, seemed to recognize her identity at a glance.

To be honest, for a second just now, Noah seriously considered whether or not to kill him to silence him, but that thought only lasted a few seconds before it vanished.

Although Noah is a dragon, she still has human emotions, so it's simply impossible for her to kill the two without batting an eye.

Moreover, these two individuals are not ordinary people; if they were to disappear, it could lead to some terrible consequences.

That would not only put myself in danger, but might also implicate Lord Shelley.

Noah wanted a peaceful life!

Just as Noah was looking at the mess and was at a loss, he heard hurried footsteps and an angry voice coming from outside the door.

"Annie, it's one thing to take a bath with Margaret, but to drink alcohol too! Don't you know your teacher has been waiting for you for a long time..."

At that moment, the door was suddenly flung open, and a red-haired woman in a blue robe walked in. She saw Noah, soaking wet, and Shelley, disheveled and slumped over her, then glanced at Margaret and Anne, both completely drunk, to the side.

The girl in red was silent for a moment, then scratched her cheek and said awkwardly.

"It looks like things are getting intense. Am I disturbing you?"

Noah looked at the other person's hesitant expression, raised her hands, and gave a wry smile.

"Miss, this is a misunderstanding... Ah! No!"

Noah hesitated for a moment, then pointed to Shelley lying in her arms, and then to Margaret and Anne.

"It's not a misunderstanding between me and Lady Shelley! It's a misunderstanding with those two, do you understand?"

"?"

Miss Red looked confused.

Chapter Seventy-Two: Blood Rage Flower

Bathroom, changing room.

After everything was explained, Margaret and Anne put on their coats with the help of the red-haired girl, while Noah did his best to help Shelley put his clothes back on.