I don't want to be a dragon maid!

“Lord Shelley, didn’t you tell me to leave? So I was thinking, since we’re short of fruit at home, I’ll go buy some while I’m at it…”

Noah sat on the ground and said with a wronged expression.

"So I got along quite well with that girl, so I started chatting with her. Maybe I could get a discount. Even though my family makes a lot of money, we still have to be careful with our money. We can save money wherever we can without affecting the quality."

"You really don't have any weird ideas."

Shelley put her hands on her hips and looked at Noah with a serious expression.

"You're not allowed to make weird jokes or say weird things to other people. I'm the only one who doesn't mind these things. If it were anyone else, they'd slap you!"

"Of course, Lady Shelley. Are you special in my eyes? To others, I am just a polite and good maid!"

Noah slowly got up, dusted herself off, and said with a smile.

"Lord Shelley, if there's nothing else, I'll go back to chatting with that young lady. After all, it would be a shame to have chatted for half an hour and not even gotten any fruit..."

"You want to go back... Come here right now!"

Seeing that Noah was about to meet another pretty girl, Shelley grabbed Noah's arm and said awkwardly.

“Alas, but Lord Shelley, you asked me to maintain a normal master-servant relationship with you, to keep a certain distance…”

Noah looked at Shelley, who blinked and said somewhat awkwardly.

“That matter is canceled. I’ve discovered that you’re dangerous, Noah. You’re prone to womanizing and getting involved with innocent girls. What if you end up harming them?”

Shelley coughed, looked into the distance, and said awkwardly.

“Lord Shelley, the way you say that makes it sound like I’m a scumbag. I’m really just thinking about my family’s livelihood. I’m an artist, not a prostitute.”

Noah said with a helpless expression.

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Chapter 102 Noah is a Scourge

"Who knows what you're thinking? I'll sacrifice myself and keep an eye on this guy to prevent you from harming others!"

Shelley's eyes darted around, and she said somewhat guiltily.

Noah didn't speak, but looked at Shelley with a helpless yet gentle smile on his face.

"What's wrong? What's wrong with that look? You have a problem with it?"

Shelley put her hands on her hips and said with great confidence.

“I have no objection. Noah will certainly listen to Lord Shelley.”

Noah lowered her head slightly, leaned closer to Shelley, and said with a smile.

"Listen to Lord Shelley, and then do your best to cause trouble for Lord Shelley."

"You troublemaker... Noah, you're not thinking about weird things again, are you? I've already told you those things are forbidden..."

Shelley took a few steps back, looking at Noah's smile, feeling somewhat uneasy.

"Lord Shelley, how can someone be considered a menace if they don't do anything strange?"

Noah touched her pink lips and gave a faint smile, her golden eyes gleaming with an eerie light.

"Besides, Lord Shelley, you're probably also looking forward to doing those strange things, aren't you?"

"You...you...you're talking nonsense! I...I...I'm not looking forward to it at all..."

Shelley seemed to have her secret exposed; she clutched her chest, her face as red as a boiled shrimp.

"Lord Shelley, if you didn't have any expectations, you wouldn't have said that I caused you trouble, would you?"

Noah slowly approached Shelley, her smile carrying a hint of allure.

“Lord Shelley, your heart is beating very fast, and your face is very red…”

"I...I...I don't want Noah to do this to me...I..."

Shelley, overwhelmed with embarrassment, managed to squeeze out a single sentence after a long pause. She looked at Noah, her eyes filled not with fear or rejection, but with confusion and shyness.

"That's alright, Lady Shelley can do strange things to Noah..."

Noah took another step closer to Shelley, who covered her ample bosom, and whispered...

"But I don't really understand these things..."

Shelley lowered her head and said softly.

"I can teach Lord Shelley all sorts of ways to play. I will teach Lord Shelley every single detail, step by step..."

Noah gently took Shelley's delicate, smooth hand in his, and she spoke slowly and gently.

"Don't worry, Noah will guide Shelley throughout the process. When that time comes, Shelley can do whatever she wants to Noah."

"Noah? Why...why did I do this..."

Shelley looked up at the very gentle Noah and unconsciously tightened her grip on his hand.

"Because Noah is a bad maid, and she's still seducing Lady Shelley..."

Noah tilted his head, and she released Noah's hand, speaking calmly.

"Lady Shelley, don't you want to punish this wicked maid in various ways? After all, seducing the master is a very serious sin."

"That's right, you wicked maid, you troublemaker, only I can be with you..."

Shelley looked at Noah, raised her head, her eyes were misty, and said softly.

"Because you're mine... Did you think I'd say that?!"

"what!!!"

No sooner had she finished speaking than Shelley stepped directly on Noah's foot.

Noah winced in pain and took a few steps back. Shelley then resumed her previous indifferent expression, but this time it was filled with disdain.

"You think I'd actually fall for your tricks? You perverted maid, I saw right through your idiotic act! You're just trying to seduce me, trying to make a fool of myself..."

"Oh, Lord Shelley, when did you find out..."

Noah said with a hint of helplessness.

"Ever since you took out your sketchbook... what have you been drawing, you perverted maid, been doing since the beginning?"

Shelley clenched her fists, veins bulging on her forehead.

Noah held up her easel and paintbrush, stuck out her tongue, and said mischievously.

"Ah, I'm sorry, because I've been stuck in a creative block lately and don't know what clothes to design for Lady Shelley, so I wanted to see how shy Lady Shelley looks, maybe I can find some inspiration."

"You really are a perverted maid."

Shelley glared at Noah and said righteously.

"Noah is a dangerous person, so he needs to be monitored. He is not allowed to look at or speak to any other women today..."

"Um, is a guy okay?"

Noah paused, then spoke instinctively.

"Of course not! From now on, you have to stay by my side and never leave! Otherwise..."

Shelley looked at Noah and said earnestly.

"Otherwise, what does Lord Shelley intend to do?"

Noah smiled and said with a slight curve to her lips.

Shelley remained expressionless, her five fingers quickly forming a fist, then her middle finger slightly protruding. She jumped up and smacked Noah hard on the head.

"it hurts!"

Noah touched her head and cried out in pain.

"That's it! Don't think I have no other way to deal with you, Noah! I still have ways to deal with disobedient maids!"

Shelley said in a very serious tone.

"That was indeed a very... terrible punishment."

Noah scratched his head and said with a hint of helplessness.

"Oh, right, and this too..."

Shelley then reached out her hand to Noah, turning her back to him so he wouldn't see her face.

"Lord Shelley, this is..."

A hint of curiosity flickered in Noah's eyes.

“These are chains… chains to keep you by my side, so you don’t wander off and cause me trouble…”

Shelley lowered her head and spoke softly.

"Okay, I get it now."

Noah smiled and nodded, then reached out and grasped that slender hand again.

The moment Shelley was grasped, her body trembled slightly, her lips curved into a slight smile, and a relieved expression appeared on her face.

"By the way, Lord Shelley, aren't you really going to consider those strange things?"

Noah suddenly asked.

"You've done it again, Noah. You've already told this lie before."

Shelley frowned slightly and said with some impatience.

"No, that's not it at all. Noah, I did want to see Shelley blush for inspiration, but..."

Noah paused, his calm tone carrying a hint of certainty.

"Noah is serious. Every word I said was sincere; there wasn't a single lie..."

Upon hearing these words, Shelley's heart skipped a beat, and she felt as if her face was melting into soup.

"Lord Shelley, do you know why I suddenly asked that question?"

Noah continued.