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Seeing that this guy still dared to have such ulterior motives, Zhao Hao immediately pulled out the Dragon Slayer Blade. "This blade just chopped off the head of the two-headed giant. Now let you try it too? I can carve a five-thousand-word epitaph on your eggshell!"

The shorty begged for mercy and struggled repeatedly, but Zhao Hao's foot pressed down on him firmly, like a mountain, making him impossible to move.

"No, no! You took the gems I gave you, and you promised you wouldn't kill me!"

Zhao Hao picked at his ear: "Which ear of yours heard me say I wouldn't kill you? Besides, I stole that gem with my own skills, what do you mean you gave it to me?"

Which ear? The shorty thought to himself, "I don't even have ears!"

The guy was dumbfounded. He'd been a villain for so many years, and this was the first time he'd encountered someone so shameless. Shameless enough, but he couldn't even beat them.

"Tell me! Where did this goose come from? How did you provoke it!" Zhao Hao pressed the tip of his knife against Dwarf Egg's face, scaring him so much that he wet himself; the smell of blood on the knife hadn't even dissipated yet.

"I'll tell you, I met it in the garden of the giant's castle in the sky..."

"Then why doesn't it stay in the sky?"

"Because, because..." Dwarf Egg awkwardly pulled a golden, glittering goose egg, about the size of a baby's fist, from his pocket.

"Damn it! You stole its egg! Give it back right now... huh?"

Zhao Hao snatched the golden egg and was about to return it when he suddenly received an attribute assessment from the system.

Golden Egg

Black Iron 5-Star Extraordinary Item

Golden Blessing: The person who holds the golden egg will have a certain ability enhanced.

Note: You'd better think about how to face its mother.

Enhanced capabilities?! That's awesome!

Zhao Hao had seen many extraordinary items, but most of them had very limited and ineffective effects, and many even had side effects.

This is the first time I've ever seen something this powerful!

What's the point of returning it! Once it's in my hands, it's mine!

As Zhao Hao casually stuffed the golden egg into his pocket, he declared righteously, "It's just a goose! I won't allow it to damage the city! I'll lure it away! Tonight, we'll have stewed goose in an iron pot!"

Orange: Yay!

Zhao Hao planned to lure the goose away, just as he had done with the two-headed giant before. However, the difficulty was considerable.

The two-headed giant can't fly; it's like the air force fighting the ground forces.

These geese are flying incredibly fast now, practically air-to-air. And I'm like a helicopter, while the goose is a space carrier.

This requires some skill!

Just then, Princess Isabella suddenly spoke up: "I have a plan."

Seeing that everyone was looking at her, she seemed a little insecure, but she still mustered up her courage and said, "I have a way, Zhao... oh, Fireplace Master, I need you to take me to that goose, close enough!"

Zhao Hao looked at her and nodded.

It turned out that Isabella's golden harp had spoken to her and told her how to deal with the goose.

The harp told her, "That mother goose came from the land of giants in the sky; it didn't exist before... Now the world has suddenly changed, it has appeared, and I can talk to you now. There's only one way to appease it..."

Play the piano for it!

Heaven knows how Zhao Hao managed to control his rudimentary flying machine, approaching the giant goose amidst its swirling storms, dodging its massive, densely packed, sharp teeth several times, and flying sideways.

Isabella and the Golden Harp fell off the aircraft and were caught by Zhao Hao more than once.

Zhao Hao secretly made up his mind that he would put a seatbelt on this thing as soon as it landed! Improper flight practices lead to pilots' tears!

In the end, Zhao Hao took out a megaphone, which solved the problem of the strong airflow and excessive noise, and successfully amplified the sound of the golden harp, gradually calming down the irritable goose.

Believe it or not, that golden harp wasn't just boasting. As it played its music automatically, the wind gradually subsided, the clouds dispersed, and a ray of golden sunlight shone through. Just that spectacle alone is impressive! It might even be bronze!

The mother goose gradually softened her fierce demeanor and forgot her resentment at having her eggs stolen. She began to listen intently to the music.

This song is "Forget Your Child Music"!

Finally, the goose landed on the ground and grew smaller and smaller until it became a large white goose that was a little bigger than an ordinary goose.

Just then, Orange came running over, shouting, "I'm here, I'm here! Stewed goose in an iron pot!" He tossed over a big black pot and stared longingly at the goose.

Goose: ? ? ? Do you guys think I can't turn back?

It looked at everyone with a puzzled expression.

Zhao Hao chuckled awkwardly, "This is a gift for you, a new place~"

I have to say, the goose fits perfectly inside!

Great! The golden egg is saved, and the city is saved too. Except for the orange-headed man, who got pecked a few times because he was greedy for the goose and lost a large patch of feathers—everyone's happy!

Zhao Hao then used the heart of the two-headed giant king to re-energize the gem. He then set it back into Eric's Crown, restoring it to its peak and making it complete.

Wearing the "Ring of Giant Domination," Zhao Hao could sense and control the scattered giants from more than ten kilometers away, causing them to return and kneel before him in submission.

Especially that slingshotman, Fum, who was the first to kneel down, address him as "Your Majesty," and swear allegiance. He was one of the few eloquent people among the Titans, a professional sycophant! He was truly a traitor among Titans!

It's clear that Zhao Hao's arrow terrified him.

The giants were ordered to climb back onto the magic bean and return to the sky. Peace reigned!

We've won! Let's celebrate! Music, dance!

We don't know how people in this world can be so carefree.

The city gates haven't even been opened yet, and they're already going to start a celebratory banquet?

Tables, dozens of meters long, stretched out across the square, laden with food and wine, and everywhere were bonfires and people singing and dancing.

Adults and children alike played instruments, clapped their hands, sang and danced, and beamed with joy.

Zhao Hao was genuinely happy when he saw this. Even the wounded soldiers, with bruises and swelling on their faces, cheerfully raised their glasses and cheered.

Is this the spirit of fate-based optimism?

Is it because this world is so dangerous that we feel genuine joy every time we survive a danger? Maybe!

Beside the largest bonfire that night were Wang Guo, Zuoye, and Zhao Hao.

Princess Isabella kept watching Zhao Hao with a smile, even while eating, her eyes gleaming with a fiery light. Zhao Hao was getting increasingly annoyed: "Am I really that appetizing?"

I must say, the main dish for this campfire was prepared by Orange herself: a whole roasted beef with a unique flavor from Cloud Continent. The taste was absolutely amazing. I had to eat more.

Zhao Hao wielded his Dragon-Slaying Saber, slicing through beef, eating large mouthfuls of meat and drinking large gulps of wine—he was gluttonous! He was worth ten men! Like a living glutton!

Of course, if you can only eat but can't work, then you're a good-for-nothing.

But you can not only eat, you can also fight. Rescuing people from suffering, slaying giants and conquering the wilderness—that's not just being a good-for-nothing, that's being a hero.

Anyone who sees you eating meat and drinking wine with gusto will give you a thumbs up and praise you: A true hero!

It's like if you're rich, but you're overweight, a homebody, and have social anxiety, that's called being unconventional. Plenty of people will appreciate you.

If you don't have money, then you're just a deadbeat couch potato. Online scammers don't even bother with anime avatars; they think they're too cheap and troublesome.

Although it's the same thing, the different backgrounds give people completely different feelings.

Zhao Hao hadn't finished eating yet when Princess Isabella came over.

She changed into a gorgeous white dress embroidered with gold thread, looking absolutely stunning. In the firelight, she seemed to shimmer and sparkle.

Even Zhao Hao was taken aback.

Goodness, it looks like a virtual character that stepped out of a game's cutscene!

That face was flawless, as if it had been smoothed, whitened, slimmed, and had its eyes enlarged to level 10! And then there was the added flash effect.

But thinking about it, this world is probably not much different from the virtual world.

Isabella extended her hand, "Won't you ask me to dance?"

"Uh, I don't know how!" Actually, Zhao Hao did know how; Elena taught him.

Unfortunately, the golden harp had already taught Princess Isabella how to respond and answer, and directly grabbed Zhao Hao's hand and walked towards the fire, saying, "If you don't know, I'll teach you!"

Good heavens, the Golden Harp is such a useful and extraordinary item, and you're using it as a tool for your best friend who comes up with ideas?

The crowd applauded the pairing of the hero and the beauty.

After she finished dancing, Isabella let Zhao Hao go and just ran away with a smile.

Zhao Hao was completely bewildered as he watched the people around him pointing and whispering with delight, and could only go back to continue eating his meat.

Then, the short guy behind him whispered, "I'm the shameless and despicable boss of the worst villain in the world. Do you know what it meant to dance by the campfire just now?"

Now that Dwarf has decided to follow Zhao Hao, if he doesn't find a backer, he might get his fried egg smashed on the spot by the king.

Secondly, if we're looking for a powerful, ruthless, and formidable backer, Zhao Hao is the obvious choice.

For villains, a supervillain is an idol.

Zhao Hao scoffed: "What? Is there a set rule for dancing?"

"Yes, when young men and women dance around a campfire, it means they have established a romantic relationship."

Zhao Hao's eyes widened in disbelief: ??? I've been tricked!

Sure enough, Zhao Hao didn't escape after the meal. He was stopped by the king, who had a benevolent fatherly smile on his face, and they began to discuss the great opportunity of a marriage alliance between the heavenly kingdom and the earthly kingdom.

"King of the Cloud Kingdom, I hope you will return the favor with Isabella as soon as possible. In this way, heaven and earth will be united, and peace will descend. I intend to pass the throne to Isabella, and I entrust these people to you from now on!"

Zhao Hao: Wait a minute! Don't flatter me like that. I can't afford to cause peace on earth! I have to go home!

But at that moment, a riot suddenly broke out!

A monster riding a demonized black and white spotted cow, with a burning pumpkin head on its back, appeared. It left fiery footprints in its path, overturning tables, chairs, and delicacies, causing destruction everywhere it went.

People screamed and scattered, and the scene was in complete chaos!

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Chapter 211 Wishing Tree by the Dream Lake

The pumpkin's head was carved with a ghostly face, just like a Halloween pumpkin lantern, and it spewed flames from the inside out.

The demonic bull beneath him was ferocious and terrifying, its eyes blazing with fire. One of its horns was broken off, and it charged around, smashing stone slabs and leaving fiery hoofprints, overturning all the tables, and scattering the joyful crowd.