"abnormal."
The landlady sighed, went inside, looked at the iced coconut milk, and said—
"Seriously, stop scaring people all the time."
"Weren't you the one who was scaring us from the very beginning?!"
Chen Ming gritted his teeth; the little girl was really getting more and more mischievous.
The landlady smiled happily and said—
"Come to think of it, you wouldn't dare do anything outrageous."
"..."
Chen Ming thought about his relationship with Lucifer... Actually, they had already done something really outrageous, but there was no need to tell the landlady, lest she set a bad example for the child.
The landlady looked at the angelic older sister in front of her...
It's so big...
She was rather short, and when she looked up, she could barely see Miss Angel's face; it was blocked.
She is full and fleshy everywhere, but not obese; rather, she possesses a voluptuous beauty that exudes feminine charm.
She glanced at herself...
The poor little girl, with no breasts or flesh.
She couldn't help but cover herself, feeling somewhat dejected. Chen Ming noticed the landlady's expression; to be honest, her concern about her figure was kind of endearing.
He smiled and said—
"Don't be discouraged, landlady. You and Miss Angel are not the same type, so there's no need to compare."
"I... I'm not frustrated at all... you pervert!"
The landlady gave him a light kick; her little feet didn't hurt at all.
She looked into the angel's lifeless eyes and asked—
"You really didn't break it?"
"No, didn't I tell you before? There was an angel who was unconscious in the store, it was her."
Chen Ming tugged at the hand that Miss Angel was holding and said—
"It was like this as soon as I woke up, it's clinging to me and won't let go..."
"...She doesn't want to think about anything, she just clings to you? You must have done something, otherwise why would she only cling to you and not to anyone else?"
The landlady uttered the most classic, illogical sophistry.
Another typical example is when someone bullies another person, the teacher comes out and says, "You also have problems, otherwise why would he bully you?"
Victim blaming?
Chen Ming silently watched the landlady, who smiled and turned her head away. She clearly knew what she was saying was unreasonable, but she still wanted to say it to annoy Chen Ming.
So naughty.
Chen Ming reached out and tapped her head, saying—
"Please take my bowl and chopsticks outside, have some drinks, and then we can discuss what to do with everyone."
……
Outside in the staff area, Dongyi looked at the size of Miss Angel's place and then at his own... and suddenly felt a huge gap between them.
But in Cerberus's eyes... it was incredibly mouthwatering. Lots of meat meant delicious, and a cow meant it could produce milk.
Lucifer frowned slightly as he looked at the angel who was holding onto Chen Ming tightly.
Her expression rarely changes, but this time she does seem a little unhappy?
Chen Ming found it very interesting. Lucifer could get along with anyone, so it seemed that he really didn't have a good relationship with the angels?
Dong Yi, sipping Chen Ming's coconut milk, said—
Why is she clinging to you? Did you do something?
"No, I'm just as confused."
Chen Ming scratched his head.
Lucifer looked up at the angel with his red eyes, tapped her head with his hand, and then slapped her hard.
"..."
What's going on? Why did he start slapping her? Chen Ming didn't dare ask anything or say anything, just looked at Lucifer.
Lucifer observed the angel's behavior; he seemed to be able to feel pain, but his reaction was very limited. He shook his head and said—
"My body is awake, but my soul isn't. It's quite strange."
"How to say?"
"Angels are actually spirits, their soul and body are one, so they have high mental resistance and this kind of situation usually doesn't occur..."
Lucifer paused slightly, his eyes narrowing into a beautiful smile as he looked at Chen Ming and said—
"Perhaps because it was the first time I saw you, this body regarded you as someone trustworthy, so it won't let go of you."
"What should I do? I can't just keep carrying her around like a pendant, can I?"
Chen Ming felt a bit of a headache. Going out like this would very likely result in the police coming to his door, since trafficking mentally disabled people is also illegal.
Lucifer took a sip of coconut milk, seemingly keeping the conversation in suspense.
Chen Ming couldn't help but say—
"Please, help me..."
Please help me, my dear wife.
Lucifer looked up at him, the beauty mark under her eye adding to her allure, making her smile somewhat seductive, and said—
"My solution, of course, is... to become a dog."
"..."
Here comes the devil's traditional trick.
Chapter 133 Miss Angel is Remotely Controlled
"Wang!"
Cerberus let out a somewhat disgruntled cry.
Chen Ming turned to look at her, smiled, and said—
"What are you yelling about? You're not a dog anymore."
She's clearly a pretty girl now, but she's barking like a dog. It's actually kind of funny, but whether she's a pretty girl or a dog, he's definitely her owner.
I gave her another bowl of coconut milk sago.
Cerberus's eyes lit up with delight, and he said—
"My owner is the best! My owner only needs me as their dog!"
She was worried that other dogs would compete with her for affection.
Chen Ming smiled and said—
Don't worry, don't worry.
I patted the dog's head.
"Hey hey hey..."
Cerberus responded to his palm by nuzzling his head against it.
Chen Ming then turned his gaze to Lu Xifa and said—
"See? Even the dog at home doesn't want to. Let's just give up. Stop trying to turn some weird guy into a weird dog."
It's not a good thing either, since the landlady has a young child to look after at home.
Lucifer rested her chin on her hand, smiling as she looked at her man. There was definitely a dark side to him, and she always liked to tease him, but she never crossed the line, so she wouldn't agree.
Humans are such contradictory beings, using self-cultivation to suppress evil.
It's good, she likes it.
Whether it's following one's desires or trying to conceal them, I like it.
She looked at Chen Ming and said—
"So you're planning to let her keep clinging to you? Otherwise, you might as well just kill her."
"Let's not fight, there are children here..."
Chen Ming glanced at the landlady.
The landlady pouted slightly, a bit annoyed. She was always treated like a child; it still bothered her. Under the table, she raised her foot and kicked Chen Ming.
Lucifer sighed and said—
"What are you going to do?"
"Um, should we let go once she's tired and falls asleep?"
"Angels don't need to sleep; they can stay awake as long as they want."
"Huh? Is that so? And what about you, Lucifer?"
"..."
Lucifer silently looked away. Clearly, she didn't need sleep either; that's why he was so tired that night, yet she was still so energetic.
"..."
Honestly, if Lucifer had thought about it, the old ox might have really been driven to its death by plowing.
Although Lucifer's physical condition wasn't very good either...
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