Chapter 157 Afu Returns to School, Miss Angel's Feeling of Excretion
"I might have to go back."
While everyone was eating, A-Fu suddenly said something like that.
Chen Ming was somewhat surprised and said—
"Go back? Go back where?"
Isn't this your home? Subconsciously, he already thinks so, and A-Fu probably thinks so too, right?
So she realized what was happening, waved her hand, and said—
"I'm going to school."
"Ok?"
Dong Yi, biting his chopsticks, looked up and asked—
"Did something happen at school?"
"Didn't you see the message?"
Afu said to Dongyi—
"It seems we're preparing for another martial arts competition, this time with the heretics. It was decided on the spur of the moment."
"Is that so? It shouldn't be a very important martial arts demonstration, right?"
"Even so, I still need to go back. I've been here for a long time, and I need to go back and help out."
Afu scratched her head, looking down. She was an important figure in the world of sword immortals, so she needed more help. Besides, the teacher here had mentioned that there seemed to be something worth noting.
She looked down at him meekly and asked—
"Is that not allowed?"
He looked so cautious, pleading for the patriarch's permission, that it evoked a sense of pity in people. Despite being a powerful figure, he always seemed so humble.
He smiled helplessly, patted his adorable maid, and said—
"Of course you can. If anything happens in the future, you should tell me more often."
He naturally wanted to satisfy his maidservants as much as possible.
Possession represents not only rights, but also obligations and responsibilities to care for. The more one possesses, the more one is obligated to care for.
Ah Fu is his, so he must take good care of him.
He gently stroked her cheek, watching her blush easily, and after thinking for a moment, said—
"For the sake of convenience, how about we have Cerberus go with someone from the past?"
"Ok?"
Cerberus twitched its canine ears and blinked its large red eyes at you.
Chen Ming said—
"We'll send you there in person, open a door there, and then you can easily go in and out of school and home, just like the landlady does."
At this point, he glanced at the good-for-nothing who was eating while playing on his phone, and continued—
"That way, it'll encourage that lazybones to be more proactive. It's like bringing school home; they can't just laze around and skip classes, can they?"
"Ok?"
Dong Yi was stunned.
Then, after thinking about Chen Ming's words, he fell silent.
Her eyes slowly welled up with tears, and she said—
"Please don't do this. If the teacher catches me, I'll be locked in a dark room, and then you'll never see me again..."
"Hmm? Isn't that even better? The family will be rid of a useless person."
"Not good at all!"
Dongyi became anxious and said—
"If I go in, you'll lose a toy, a practice board... and a wife!"
"..."
Chen Ming looked at her, surprised that she had a pretty clear understanding of herself: a toy, a drawing board, and that joking fiancée.
Of course, it's getting more and more real now. If Chen Ming had said he was just joking before, Dong Yi probably would have run away from home because he couldn't bear the humiliation.
For Dongyi's sake, let's just leave it at that. As for the fiancée...
Chen Ming has been playing with other people's thighs every day. If he's now saying he's irresponsible, then he's a real scumbag. He'll get beaten up by Dong Yi and he won't have anything to say about it.
Ultimately, it was because he coveted her long, white legs; otherwise, why would he make such a joke? A joke... he clearly had ulterior motives from the very beginning.
It was just an excuse, a joke.
Just like those who are too afraid to confess their feelings, April Fool's Day is the only day they dare to speak their minds, even if it's just a joke...
To come up with such a joke, one must already have such thoughts in mind.
Dong Yi and Lucifer... are actually not good at saying no. Dong Yi will resist for a moment and then silently accept it, and then he won't say anything to you.
The Luciferian principle is to accept things directly. You may think you've gained something, but in reality, the Luciferian principle doesn't lose anything at all.
Thinking about it this way, he realized that he was actually taking advantage of both girls. They were both easygoing and didn't care about his womanizing ways at all.
There must be some sense of indebtedness...
Chen Ming fell into thought.
Dongyi, unaware of his thoughts, assumed he was considering whether to hand her over to the teacher, and quickly went over to take his hand, saying—
"You can't do this! Even a day as husband and wife is a hundred days of kindness! Please don't do this... I beg you, I'll do anything..."
"..."
A classic line: "I'll do anything."
Coupled with Dongyi clutching the hem of his clothes and his pitiful crying face, he truly evoked pity in me.
He smiled, flicked her forehead, and said—
"How many times have you practiced this expression?"
"...Tsk."
Dong Yi clicked his tongue in amazement. He had clearly uttered the classic line, so why did he still seem unmoved? He'd do anything for him, and he wasn't even tempted?
My heart is fluttering, of course it is.
Chen Ming's act of being a gentleman was because... everyone was watching, especially the landlady, who glared at him, making him feel like he was being watched from behind.
We shouldn't teach children bad habits.
He patted Dongyi's head, looked at Afu, and said—
"Ah Fu, could you please ask the teacher not to use the dark room? We can supervise Dong Yi's studies instead."
"Of course you can."
Afu blinked and said—
"That's exactly what I think. I'll take charge of Dongyi's studies, and the teachers should understand."
"That's good."
He looked at Dongyi, who was relieved, and said with a smile—
"Idiot, did you hear that? Go back to your seat and eat."
"What idiot, idiot... You call people idiots and good-for-nothings all the time, but they weren't stupid at all..."
Dongyi muttered something, looking like he was wasting his time, and went back to eat, his expression noticeably more relaxed.
Chen Ming shook his head, added a chicken leg to the landlady's plate, and said—
"Landlady, eat more, don't be like that idiot, study hard!"
"...The chicken leg is too big, and the flavor doesn't penetrate the meat at all."
The landlady scratched her head. "The meat is very good, but if it's too thick, it won't absorb the flavor well."
Chen Ming took a bowl, filled it with soy sauce, and said—
"Eat while you dip it in the sauce. Eating more will improve your physical condition, otherwise your muscles will ache even when you run."
"Ugh...you mentioning this reminds me of PE class tomorrow..."
The landlady's grades have always been good, except for sports. Nobody's perfect, and Chen Ming thinks it's okay to have some shortcomings; poor physique can be improved through training.
How about we set aside some time to help the landlady get some exercise?
As Chen Ming was thinking, Miss Angel suddenly tugged at his clothes.
He looked over and asked—
"What's wrong?"
"Master...something's starting to feel strange around the anus..."
"..."
Everyone looked over upon hearing this.
The landlady's lips twitched, and she said—
"You...you're a pervert..."
No! You've misunderstood.
It's just to let Miss Angel pay attention to when she feels the urge to urinate, so I can teach her how to use the toilet.
Chen Ming looked around at the girls with suspicion.
His lips twitched.
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