Chen Ming's lips twitched. The fact that he could roughly understand its meows was, to put it nicely, a tacit understanding between the cat and its owner; to put it bluntly, he was a loyal cat slave who had gotten used to serving his feline master.

Some were dumbfounded.

Their actions towards the white cat didn't seem to bother it; it wasn't as important as dinner.

The white cat looked at the useless man in front of it and shook its head in a human-like manner, as if to say that this cat owner was no good, not even preparing dinner knowing that it was coming back.

Although I was a little bit guilty for running out during dinner time.

"Meow……"

I'm a little unhappy.

However, it sniffed, as if it had smelled something, and looked over at the bed, where it saw a pancake that Dongyi had placed there.

Hmm... this one is not bad either.

The white cat scratched at his trouser leg; he knew to leave some food for it, which was barely acceptable.

"..."

Its "good job, little comrade" expression made Chen Ming feel somewhat surreal, and he began to doubt whether his status was really not as high as that of a cat.

But this cat...

Are we really going to eat pancakes? Hey? That's a huge bowl, and it's such an obvious trap, can't you see it?

You've already overcome three difficult traps, and now you want to try this one too?

Dong Yi was flattered.

Then, watching as the white cat actually crawled inside and happily began to eat its dinner, I watched as the white cat actually went inside.

Dong Yi's brown eyes met Chen Ming's, as if asking—

"What should I do? Should I give it a try?"

"..."

Chen Ming waved his hand and said, "Whatever. It's impossible for her to actually catch the white cat anyway."

Even powerful beings like Lucifer couldn't handle her, so how could she, a useless piece of trash, with just a washbasin, possibly catch him? If she did, he'd eat the washbasin on the spot!

Chen Ming shook his head.

pat.

Dong used her fair fingers to lift the chopsticks supporting the basin, and the basin immediately slammed down, startling the white cat who was eating.

"Meow! Meow meow meow!"

Some frantic meows came from the washbasin, as if the cat was frightened. The washbasin was hit with a thud, but the white cat couldn't escape and was gently held down by Dongyi.

"..." "..." "..."

...So they've caught them?

Chen Ming looked up; what had happened today was truly surreal.

So sometimes even the most powerful beings' setups are no better than a washbasin? White Cat, are you throwing the match? How could this be? A single shield can cover you completely?

He was feeling a bit frantic, almost unable to catch his breath, and rubbed his forehead.

Are you deliberately trying to antagonize me? I was just thinking to myself that Dongyi couldn't succeed, and now you're saying you can't get out? He's being targeted. If there's a god in this world, he's definitely being targeted.

Chen Ming looked at the washbasin and was momentarily at a loss.

How are we supposed to eat from such a huge basin?

Chapter 317 No, no... It feels too good...

Chen Ming put aside the matter of eating the washbasin for the time being, and first glanced at the drawer of the table, his eyes revealing a strange look.

Why isn't Cerberus making a sound? She said she was going to jump out from the drawer.

He gently pulled away from Miss Angel's arm, broke free from her embrace, walked to the drawer, and slowly pulled it out.

Then I saw a fluffy little dog, its four limbs gently crouching in the drawer, its bottom slightly raised, looking ready to pounce.

But its tail drooped down, its ears were a little droopy, and its eyes were closed; it had actually fallen asleep.

They said they were going to ambush him, but he couldn't help but fall asleep while waiting. Chen Ming touched his forehead and smiled. Indeed, Gouzi always fell asleep earlier. It was the same at home before. He would curl up next to him and fall asleep quickly.

But we're in the middle of a battle right now, and everyone's on high alert. We thought Dongyi's basin trap was already pretty daring, but then someone actually fell asleep in it, which is kind of funny.

"Really..."

He reached out and picked up the dog with a bit of helplessness. Feeling the warm and familiar embrace, the dog snuggled closer to him and fell into a deeper sleep.

"Meow! Meow meow meow meow!"

What are you doing, human? Come save me!

The white cat's meows were quite frantic. Chen Ming, holding the dog, and Miss Afu, the angel, went over to it. Everyone looked at each other.

I don't know how to react.

Seeing everyone's surprised expressions, Dongyi was the first to recover. Watching the washbasin clatter as the white cat darted around, she curled the corner of her lips and said—

"Hmph, see? Who said I was a good-for-nothing? You all couldn't catch me, but I caught me in one move."

"..."

That seems to be true, and there's some way to argue against it...

Seeing everyone speechless, Dong Yi felt even more smug. After thinking about it, he realized that even Lucifer, Afu, Raphael, and Cerberus were helpless against the white cat, yet he had caught it so easily; it was nothing special.

She's actually getting cocky! Chen Ming found it amusing; it was clearly just a lucky break. But there was no need to dampen her enthusiasm, so he said—

"Good, good, good, my wife Dongyi is the best, she truly lives up to her reputation as my wife."

"That is."

Dong Yi was relieved, as if she could see the words "rising status in the family" above her head.

Chen Ming, resting his chin on his hand, said—

"Let's leave a crack and try to grab it?"

"You arrest him."

Dong Yi gently opened a crack, and before Chen Ming could reach out to grab it, the white cat actually squeezed out of the crack. Cats really are liquid, huh?

Its blue eyes revealed anger; no one would be in a good mood if they were secretly stuffed with a sack while enjoying a delicious meal.

"Meow!"

As soon as it darted out, it pounced on Chen Ming. Miss Angel widened her eyes slightly, and a few holy feathers quickly blocked the white cat's path.

The two talismans on Chen Ming's body were also triggered by A Fu and flew out to try to intercept them, but these things lost their power as soon as they touched the white cat and slowly floated down to the ground.

The white cat pounced on Chen Ming, stepping on Cerberus, and stretched its neck to look at its human owner, clearly very angry.

It opened its mouth, revealing its crystal-clear teeth, and bit down on Chen Ming's shoulder.

"Uuuuuuu..."

It was growling softly, as if to say, "You little human, how dare you try to harm me! I'll bite you to death!"

"Chen Ming." "Master."

Afu and Miss Angel were a little anxious, but Chen Ming waved his hand with a wry smile and said—

"It's alright, it's alright..."

It's only right that it gets a bite, after all, he was the one who schemed against it. He held the cat and dog in his arms with one hand and gently stroked the white cat's head with the other.

It looks like it bit me until I bled. It's so cruel, like a spoiled little princess, it doesn't know its own strength. Even his wife wouldn't bite me until I bled this much.

When they couldn't help themselves, neither Lucifer nor Dongyi and his sister would gently nibble on his shoulder, and afterwards they would lick his wounds, soothing and healing him.

He sat down cross-legged, placed the dog on his lap, and freed both hands to stroke the cat, trying to calm its anger, and said—

"Okay, okay, it was my fault. Stop biting. Even meat is sometimes too hard for your little teeth. Don't break it."

The white cat is actually quite picky about food. It wants the best-tasting vegetables, and they can't be too hard or too soft, just like a picky young lady, completely different from Cerberus, who eats everything with gusto.

"Meow..."

The white cat also felt there was no point in gnawing on this guy anymore. The blood smelled awful, and this guy's blood didn't taste good at all. It wasn't even as good as stir-fried pig's blood. So it wanted to let him go and rinse its mouth...

Who knew that Chen Ming would add another sentence at this moment—

"I need to get a rabies vaccine now."

"..."

You think I'm some kind of unclean stray cat? You're the one with rabies!

*Pfft!* The white cat bit deeper, and Chen Ming could almost hear the sound of his own blood spurting out. It was quite terrifying to hear.

However, the halo above his head kept casting a warm glow that healed him.

stomping on...

Lucifer walked in wearing slippers, her white hair slightly damp. Sensing the commotion outside, she came out without drying her hair properly.

The red eyes stared at Chen Ming, who was being devoured by the white cat, and paused slightly before saying—

"So...we've caught them?"

It's unclear who caught whom; it feels more like the white cat caught Chen Ming.

Chen Ming gave her an awkward smile, then looked back at himself and said with a wry smile—

"I apologize to you, okay? Let go of my mouth first..."

The white cat wouldn't listen. If I don't bite it to death, it won't know who its master is. How dare it scheme against me! It's gone too far!

"..."

Chen Ming felt he had really tried to steal a chicken but lost his own rice instead; hadn't he just angered his cat for nothing? But there was a way to remedy the situation…

He reached out and began to stroke the white cat's body, gently patting it, massaging it, and stroking its fur.

Ugh... um...

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