Looking at Yuqian, Chen Ming felt utterly unforgivable for bullying such a lovely child. He couldn't help but walk over and hug her, saying—
"I'm sorry, my dear daughter..."
"Dad, Dad?"
Yuqian was picked up by him, her cheeks slightly flushed. She placed her hands on his shoulders, still holding a pen, looking at the homework on the table. She patted him and said—
"I haven't finished my homework yet..."
"I'm not doing it! I'm going back to tell the teacher that my homework was eaten by the dog."
"Wang?"
The large, humanoid dog turned around on the floor, as if it had heard its owner call it. It looked back at him with puzzled red eyes.
After thinking for a moment, he said—
"Cerberus doesn't like eating homework, but I want to eat this!"
As she spoke, she held up a soy sauce bottle containing tiny fish that were frightened and kept dispersing and then gathering together. Looking at Cerberus's sharp teeth, she almost burst into tears.
"Help, help me... Waaaaah..."
She's already crying.
Chen Ming blinked. When did Cerberus produce this thing? And why did he look so interested in it?
Ah Fu poked his head out of the kitchen and said—
"I fixed up the cabinets."
"So that's how it is."
This soy sauce bottle has always been kept in the cupboard. The little fish will occasionally come out to play, but it will immediately retreat back into the bottle as soon as it sees someone.
Cerberus had long been curious about its taste, and when the maidservant brought it out this time, it piqued her interest.
"Uuuuuuu..."
She suddenly opened her mouth wide and bit directly into the soy sauce bottle.
Click, click, click...
The soy sauce bottle seemed to let out a mournful cry, and the little fish inside were terrified, screaming—
"Help! Help! Help! Chen Ming... Master of the Clan..."
It's going to turn into a soy sauce bottle sandwich!
A white light shone from its body, seemingly resisting Cerberus's bite, and it actually had some effect, but the bite force of Cerberus was much greater than that.
Little Fish felt that she was doomed to die today, and her tears filled almost half a bottle.
"Waaaaah! Waaaah!"
Looking at the little fish crying so sadly, Yuqian felt a little sorry for her and said—
"dad……"
"It's alright, it's alright, Cerberus is just playing around."
He put Yuqian down, walked over to Cerberus, and watched her lying on the floor, oblivious to the dirt, chewing on a soy sauce bottle with a silly expression. He reached out and touched her slender waist, saying—
"Alright, alright, get up quickly. Auntie is still here. Acting like this will scare people."
My aunt is probably catching up on sleep in his room right now. She probably didn't sleep well last night, probably because she was dealing with her date with him and the noise he and my sister were making made her overthink things.
She went straight to his room and reverted to her old, impolite manner.
Cerberus released its grip, leaving several holes in the soy sauce bottle—all from its bite. It's likely that no one in the world would want to be bitten by Cerberus.
Apart from Chen Ming.
Cerberus often gently nibbles his hand, but it doesn't hurt; rather, it's like playful interaction with his master, which is endearing.
Chen Ming took the soy sauce bottle, looked at the little fish inside that had slowly stopped sobbing, and said with a smile—
"So cowardly, yet you dared to steal someone's life talisman?"
"Waaah... I promise I'll never do it again, waaah... but in the end I still got my comeuppance..."
The little fish was a bit depressed.
Looking at his house (pointing to the soy sauce bottle), he said with a regretful expression—
"My house..."
"..."
You really treat a soy sauce bottle like a house? You're quite adaptable.
He opened the bottle cap and said with a smile—
"Come out, I'll change your bottle."
"really?"
The little fish cautiously stretched out its tentacles and crawled out of the bottle. Would it be eaten up in one bite as soon as it came out, laughing loudly?
It slowly poked half its head out, its large eyes wary of him. This guy seemed to have mentioned wanting to make it into fish cakes before; he couldn't be careless.
Chen Ming thought for a moment and then said to Lucifer—
"Lucifer, give me a Coke."
Lucifer smiled, placed the cup in front of the little fish, and poured the cola into it right in front of it.
The little fish stared, its eyes wide.
I don't know why a fish would like Coke, but Lucifer likes it too, so it's really a good thing.
The little fish trotted out excitedly, grabbed the cup with its tentacles, and began to drink contentedly.
Chen Ming asked A Fu to wash a newer soy sauce bottle and bring it over, placing it next to it, and said—
"This will be your new home from now on."
"...I still want to live in a Coke bottle."
After the little fish had drunk its fill, it slowly squeezed into the soy sauce bottle. To be honest, it had gotten used to this kind of place. The cola bottle and such were just empty words.
Chen Ming poured in some more cola and saw Xiaoyu looking happy. Her body, which had shrunk a bit after crying, seemed to be slowly returning to normal.
Hmm... Everyone else waters flowers to grow them, but he's watering fish to grow them?
Give the soy sauce bottle to Afu to put away. He can water the little fish with cola from time to time. It's a very easy-to-care-for creature, and there's nothing wrong with keeping it as a pet.
He's really getting more and more strange pets. Cats and dogs aside, Raphael, the angel king, used to be one of his pets too. Now there's a lively halo above his head, and a fish drinking cola...
Then, looking at the old soy sauce bottle, he picked it up, saw it was half-full of tears, scratched his head, and said—
"Just throw it away later."
"..."
Lucifer glanced at him silently, then tugged at his arm and said—
"Let's keep this."
"Hmm? Could it be that this also works? Like Raphael's tears?"
Chen Ming blinked.
Lucifer paused slightly, thought carefully for a moment, and then said—
"Fine, it's no match for Angel's Tears, so let's just throw it away."
"what?"
On the contrary, the little fish held in Afu's hand was unhappy, as if its only value had been insulted, and said—
"My tears can also be healed; every drop is precious."
"More precious than the tears of angel kings?"
"..."
Xiaoyu hesitated slightly, still unwilling to give up, and said—
"But, but... my tears might not be as effective, but my own effects are far superior to those of tears."
"Does eating this grant you immortality?"
"That's right, that's right... um..."
The little fish was eager to prove itself and accidentally let slip something, then started sweating.
It's over, it's all over...
It trembled as it looked at Chen Ming's ambiguous smile.
What a reckless little devil.
Chen Ming shook his head.
If I hadn't met him, I would have been eaten by someone without a doubt.
Chapter 458 Marriage and Children, Taking Care of You for a Lifetime
Auntie sat on Chen Ming's bed in a duck-like position, but her upper body was leaning over it, her round, pert buttocks covered by flesh-colored pantyhose, slightly sticking out.
Such an indecent gesture is not something a woman in her forties would do; she's like a toad crawling on his bed.
However, she also has a certain charm that is inexplicably endearing, creating a contrast with her mature and elegant demeanor.
This is probably due to her natural beauty; her flaxen hair falls over her shoulders, and her light-colored eyes have become somewhat melancholic.
I finally faced my feelings yesterday, but new worries have arisen today.
How close should I get to him?
Although they're currently in a secret relationship, where should they go in terms of boundaries? Holding hands, hugging, kissing, or...?
The aunt smelled the scent on his blanket, and her face slowly turned red, as if steam was rising from it. She let out a soft moan and buried her head in the blanket, her two little feet fidgeting with each other under her buttocks through the fabric of her buttocks.
Looking at it this way, it looks like an ostrich again.
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