"what?"

"The beautiful girl has no dirt on her body."

"..."

Chen Ming had a blank expression. He did say that, but it was just a joke. Even beautiful girls poop, and poop can smell bad.

Ah, Raphael might be an exception; she didn't smell much when she lost control of her bladder.

Lucifer had also mentioned that people of their level don't actually need to metabolize, so they generally don't get dirty. However... he sometimes quite likes the body odor of his wives, so Lucifer and the others maintain normal living habits.

Chen Ming cleaned the glass and prepared to take the curtains home to wash them; the flood was really tough.

He had even changed his pants. Fortunately, Afu had given him a new storage bag beforehand, as the old one had been destroyed in the battle with Raphael.

As he pulled up the curtains, he teased—

"But you're not a pretty girl anymore, you're almost thirty..."

"What do you mean almost 30? You're only 27!"

"Hey?"

Chen Ming blinked, looking at her with some surprise.

Qin Hui was instantly enraged and shouted—

"Hey you big dummy, what's with that surprised look on your face?"

"No, no, no, what I mean is...aren't you only 26 years old?"

Chen Ming still remembers his wife's age very clearly.

Qin Hui was also slightly taken aback. So he didn't mean to say she was old. She looked a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it, she realized that her overreaction was his fault. He was always teasing her, and she had developed a conditioned reflex that he was going to make fun of her.

She hugged her knees, her beautiful feet in high heels peeking out slightly, the toes interlaced. Tilting her head, she smiled gently, her eyes soft as she said—

"Today is my birthday."

"Hey?"

Chen Ming was taken aback. Looking at Qin Hui's smiling face, he couldn't help but realize that he had made a mistake.

He opened his mouth, scratched his head, and finally chose to apologize.

"Sorry, I didn't notice... How about we find a place to eat later, and then do some more shopping... Oh, by the way, have you been to the Tsinghua-Peking University street vendor festival? We can go tonight..."

She saw Chen Ming's earnest attempt to get his money back, and her smile grew even brighter. Actually, gifts and dates didn't matter; having him by her side and feeling his sincerity was enough.

She ignored Chen Ming's rambling, got off the chair, came to him, and gently hugged him, causing him to pause.

He said with some guilt—

"I'm sorry, Huihui, I didn't know..."

"Don't apologize. What does it matter if you don't know? Anyway..."

She buried herself in his arms, inhaled his scent deeply, and smiled, a slightly intoxicated look on her face.

"Even if you don't know, I've already accepted the best gift, and you can't refuse it. You're my man, and I can take you down whenever I want, hmph..."

Chen Ming smiled. Perhaps this way of putting it would save her some face? It made it sound like she was the one who took the initiative, but in reality, she only took the initiative a little at the beginning. Later, she completely became like a small boat in his arms, swaying with the wind and rain, and pitifully begging for mercy.

Only being stubborn is truly exceptional.

When they crave something, they make all sorts of humble requests; once their desires are satisfied, they act like domineering CEOs and forget all the embarrassing things they did before.

Hmm...so cute...

Even being unreasonable is cute.

Chen Ming held her slender waist, looked into her eyes, and gently kissed her again, saying—

"Happy birthday."

"You don't need to tell me."

Qin Hui looked at him with hazy eyes, at the man she could no longer live without.

Chen Ming hugged her for a while and said—

"Okay, let me clean it up first, you've made it filthy."

"..."

"No girl wants to admit she's dirty," Qin Hui said, puffing out her cheeks.

"Where is it dirty? It smells so nice and cute when I use it, I don't mind at all, but it gets filthy when I don't use it?"

"It smells delicious, why don't you smell it for yourself?"

Chen Ming held out the rag, and Qin Hui immediately ran away, saying—

"Don't come any closer, it's filthy."

"..."

Classic double standards.

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Chapter 574 Dogs Fighting

Chen Ming and Qin Hui stared wide-eyed at the two girls kneeling before them. They had noticed them first because they were so conspicuous, but something seemed off about the living room.

Where did all the furniture go?

Where's the table? Where's the sofa? And all this other clutter? Where did it all go?

There's only a refrigerator left in the entire living room.

The refrigerator is placed in the hallway connecting to the kitchen, which is also part of the living room.

The sight before him made Chen Ming wonder if he had come to the wrong place, but since the two dogs were here, it must be his home.

Click.

The door to the inner room opened, and a cute little head peeked out. Its big eyes lit up with surprise when it saw Chen Ming, and it reached out its hand, calling out—

"father!"

Then she came running out with her bony legs and hugged his waist.

Chen Ming felt a warm embrace as his adorable daughter came into his arms. He could put everything else aside for a moment, and with a smile, he reached out and put his arm around her slender waist, gently lifting her into his arms so her little bottom nestled in his strong embrace. He said—

"My dear Yuqian... has something happened at home?"

He glanced at Cerberus and the Emperor, both of whom guiltily averted their gazes. The plaques around their necks were so conspicuous, saying that they had ruined the living room.

Yuqian wrapped her arms around his neck, rubbing her smooth face against his. Hehe, Daddy's scent… A daughter addicted to her daddy's scent seems a bit off.

She used to be a very sensible child, but now, with him around, she's regressing, turning from a young girl back into a child who depends on her parents.

Chen Ming felt somewhat helpless, but it wasn't a bad thing that his daughter liked her father, was it? A good father-daughter relationship was better than rebellion, and he also liked Yuqian very much, so this close relationship made him happy.

Just let it be.

My sweet daughter is so adorable...

"..."

Qin Hui watched as Chen Ming, who was about to ask a question but was drawn to his daughter, forgot everything else and acted like a silly dad. She couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

Touching her lower abdomen, she couldn't help but think that if they had children in the future, she couldn't let him take care of them; if he only spoiled them, it would be a disaster.

One can imagine the disagreements the two will have in disciplining their child in the future. Anyway, Qin Hui is now confident that she can be a strict mother, and a soft-hearted man will only make things worse.

"Sniff..."

Cerberus sniffed, glanced at Qin Hui, tilted his head, and said—

"This smell... Has Huihui been punished by her master again?"

"!"

Cerberus's words startled Qin Hui. The dog wasn't always stagnant; having witnessed Qin Hui and Chen Ming's intimate moment, and subsequently smelling the strong scent of its owner, it was naturally able to connect the dots.

"punish?"

The emperor was somewhat bewildered.

"That...that..."

Qin Hui quickly changed the subject, saying—

"I'll go find Lucifer and the others and ask them what happened."

As he spoke, he ran back into the portal as if fleeing.

At this moment, Dongyi also poked his head out. His handsome face was covered with dark circles under his eyes, indicating that he hadn't slept well. His messy long hair hung down to his waist.

The brown-eyed man glanced at him, yawned, then scratched his head and said—

"You're back."

"I am back."

Chen Ming tilted his head and said—

"You've been sleeping all morning, aren't you tired yet?"

"Stop talking."

Dong Yi looked annoyed, rubbed his eyes, and said—

"I was going to sleep, and I had just lain down for a while when these two guys started fighting. I went out to break them up, and they yelled at me."

The useless wife felt extremely wronged. After all, she was the mistress of the house, and even if she was a little useless, she shouldn't be bullied like this.

She wouldn't listen to anything she said. When the landlady came back, before she even said anything, the two destructive dogs obediently knelt down beside her, looking all eager to please.

Shivering and cold, Dongyi, despite being the top scorer in the family, still couldn't stand up.

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