Having found a demon, I've decided to raise her.

She finally said such despicable things. As an angel, Wendy was confident in her appearance, but she couldn't compare to others in anything, so she could only talk about her looks, which made her feel guilty.

However, even with such despicable means, it was still useless.

Chen Ming shattered her hopes with a smile, saying—

"Even if we only consider looks, she's no worse than you... she just lacks something..."

Even in Chen Ming's eyes, his wife Afu was prettier than Wendy. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and there is bound to be some attraction between husband and wife.

As for the last sentence, Wendy looked desperate and thought Chen Ming was referring to the wings, but actually Chen Ming was referring to the chest...

If Wendy knew this, she might feel that she was somewhat better than that unseen maid, but Chen Ming certainly wouldn't let her taste any sweetness.

Besides, Afu's flat chest is super cute and pretty, okay? He likes it a lot.

Chapter 694 This vast paradise has no toilets!

I'm so unwilling to accept this...

Wendy bit her lower lip, tears welling up in her blue eyes. Why did she suddenly feel like a guardian angel who couldn't even compare to a little maid? This wasn't right.

She said, somewhat reluctantly—

"Even if she has 99% of the advantages, don't I have at least 1% that I can't compare to her?"

"..."

What the heck? Why does it look like they've made a huge, aggrieved concession? Chen Ming found it somewhat amusing and said—

"No."

"Ooh!"

Wendy clutched her chest, her whole body arching slightly, trembling. It hurt, it hurt so much… Those two simple words, "Queen," had caused such immense pain…

Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, and she stood on tiptoe with her thighs together.

She seemed very sad.

From an outsider's perspective, Wendy's only advantage over Afu is her breasts, but in Chen Ming's opinion, flat breasts are not a flaw at all, so Wendy is really no match for Afu.

He calmly sipped his tea, not feeling at all that Wendy's dejected appearance needed comforting. In any case, in this short time he had fully realized that this beautiful angel Wendy was actually like a cockroach, with extremely tenacious vitality.

In other words, it doesn't matter how much you bully them.

He won't be sleepy anymore if you talk about this.

He gets really into bullying girls.

The fact that Chen Ming dared to pluck the feathers of a strange angel king shows that he's a rather outrageous guy.

He looked around again, placed the teacup on the table, and said—

Why isn't there a kitchen here?

"kitchen?"

Wendy remained bent over, turned her head to look at him with her blue eyes, and said—

"Is this a place for cooking? We angels don't need to eat or drink, so why would we have a kitchen?"

"Ah, this..."

That's true.

Chen Ming scratched his head, subconsciously using common sense to think that a home must have a kitchen, a toilet, and a bedroom.

The angels don't eat or drink, so they probably don't even have a toilet, let alone a kitchen...

Um? etc……

Something seems off.

Chen Ming froze, lowered his head in deep thought, then his expression slowly turned to terror. He looked sharply at Wendy and asked—

"By the way, I suddenly have a question for you."

"Ok?"

Seeing the Queen's solemn demeanor, Wendy stiffened, then straightened her back, placed her hands on her knees, and looked at him earnestly, saying—

"What, Your Majesty, please just say the word. Although I am just a useless person who is not even as good as a little maid, I will still try my best."

"..."

There's no need to be so pessimistic, is there? There are plenty of people in the family who can't compare to A-Fu. In fact, no one can match her when it comes to housework. Compared to her, her husband is like a useless piece of trash.

Chen Ming coughed a few times, somewhat awkwardly, and said—

"What I wanted to ask was... do you have a toilet here?"

"bathroom?"

Wendy tilted her head in confusion, seemingly unable to grasp the meaning for a moment.

Chen Ming sensed something was wrong from her reaction and warned her—

"It's that... place where people can use the restroom..."

"Convenient? Isn't it convenient to be in the room? You can do whatever you want there."

Wendy was a little confused.

Chen Ming twitched his lips and said—

"...It's not allowed to relieve yourself in the room, although I think there used to be things like chamber pots."

Oh no, how do I explain this...?

Seeing Wendy's curious gaze and her slightly leaning towards him, Chen Ming could only lean back slightly, his eyes darting around, and said—

"So, when people used to visit Heaven, didn't they eat in your dining hall? Didn't those guys need to use the toilet?"

Chen Ming was getting a little frustrated. He hadn't thought much of it at first, but now that he was suddenly concerned, he felt an increasing urge to use the restroom. However, after walking around, he couldn't find a restroom anywhere.

Cold sweat trickled down my forehead.

Wendy scratched her head. What exactly was a toilet? Was it something you used to "go" to? Or was it some kind of product...?

Wendy's face flushed instantly. Seeing the Queen's seemingly anxious expression, she lowered her head, looked at her toes, and said in a barely audible voice—

"Your Majesty, the King is still out and hasn't returned yet. If the Queen needs anything... let me help her..."

"???"

Chen Ming opened his mouth, "Wait a minute! How are you going to solve this?" He stammered for a while before finally saying—

"You need to help me... find a toilet?"

He tried to think of things in a serious way, and looking at this angel who, despite her flawed mind, still exuded an aura of holiness, he was still willing to believe in her purity...

However, Wendy blushed and covered her cheeks, saying—

"No, there is no toilet. Your Majesty, please use me as a toilet."

"??? ...

Chen Ming was completely speechless, staring wide-eyed at the holy angel before him, who had actually uttered such filthy words... Treating a holy angel like a toilet? What kind of monstrous behavior is this?

He covered his face, feeling a wave of weakness wash over him, almost giving up thinking, and said—

"Wendy..."

"Hmm? I am here, Your Majesty."

Wendy was now looking shy and awkward, clearly having misunderstood many things, so this adorable behavior was so irritating to Chen Ming.

"..."

He beckoned to Wendy with his finger.

Wendy happily sat down beside him, nuzzling his arm affectionately, and said shyly—

"Please be gentle... I heard it hurts a lot..."

"...I'm sorry, I might not be able to be gentle today."

Chen Ming's face remained expressionless, but his expression slowly hardened... his fist hardened. He gritted his teeth and said—

"Don't make misunderstandings without knowing anything! You, you, stupid angel!"

He paused, then smacked her on the head, making her scream and clutch her head, saying—

"You've made a mistake, please stop hitting me, Your Majesty."

"Huh...huh..."

Chen Ming gasped for breath, nearly driven mad by her. How could this girl have such a vivid imagination? From the very first moment they met, she had been constantly conjuring up scenarios without stopping!

From the initial speculation that he and Gabriel were having an affair, to the current toilet incident, nothing has ever been reliable.

The anger had reached its limit.

hiss……

My hand hurts so much.

Chen Ming looked at his hand. Angels have high defense, so he could hit her with the strength of an ordinary human without any problem. On the contrary, his hand was always in pain.

He forced himself not to show it.

Wendy murmured sadly—

"I just wanted to help the Queen, is it wrong to use it as a toilet? What exactly is a toilet..."

That's amazing.

Chapter 695 Asking for a Toilet in the Queen's Name

If Dong Yi is just a harmless good-for-nothing, then Wendy is not only useless, but also a jinx who will ruin people's lives.

Chen Ming is now actually starting to miss the good-for-nothing at home. At least Dong Yi didn't raise his blood pressure, and he could even relieve his mood when he bullied him.

But towards angels like Wendy, he always harbored a feeling of rage.