"You, I've never seen a monster as lazy as you before! As expected of my... never mind."

Renxia Xin didn't say anything more, but said, "If you don't want to die, hurry up and think of a way."

"Yes, yes." Shota nodded, and had just taken a step...

"Oh, wait a minute~ this guy."

A disheveled middle-aged man in a Hawaiian shirt suddenly emerged from the corner, a cigarette dangling from his lips. He looked at the group and said, "Oh, I'm just passing by."

Who would stop by and say hello, "I'm just passing by"?

However, despite how ridiculous it may seem, Shota dared not be careless in the slightest.

Because from the very beginning, none of them had noticed the presence of this older man.

It's dangerous... not that he's strong enough to directly eliminate Shota, but rather his gaze.

It's as if they've seen through everything.

The identities of everyone here.

Chapter 98. Kiss-Shot

Image: "Kiss-Showa", Location: "Images/170445-78018.jpg"

"Hey, buddy, and you ghost girl over there, don't be so nervous."

The Hawaiian man who suddenly appeared shrugged and spread his hands, saying, "I'm not here to fight. Peace, peace, that's the most important thing."

"Purpose?"

Shota's vision was already blurring from blood loss, but she dared not be careless, even though the other party was not showing any hostility.

“I would be very bothered by being stared at like that.”

The Hawaiian man scratched his head, took something out of his pocket, and tossed it to Shota.

"Thud." Shota caught the object thrown to him with one hand; it was a long, thin cylindrical bottle. He picked it up and checked the label...

JO water-soluble fruit-flavored lubricant imported from the USA—cherry-flavored bite-sized liquid…

"Don't worry, this is edible. It dissolves in water, making it easy and convenient to clean. It's silky smooth with no greasiness or stickiness."

Just like selling a product, the Hawaiian man smiled and said, "How about it, young man? Has this solved your problem?"

"..."

"Don't be shy. We're all adults. There's nothing to be ashamed of when buying this kind of thing."

The Hawaiian uncle waved his hand and looked at Shota, saying, "If you don't use it soon, your blood will be drained. Oh dear, strong regeneration is also a problem, isn't it?"

"what is this?"

The loli-like Shin, who was biting Shota's neck, asked a question with some confusion. Shota didn't know how to explain, so he simply opened the cap and poured the entire bottle of lubricant onto his neck, letting it slowly flow onto Shin's lips, teeth, and into her mouth.

Anyway, this thing is used the same way as Mashiro!

"puff."

After pouring all the lubricant and thoroughly lubricating, Shota grabbed Rinno and pulled her off his neck. With a slight click, the canines separated from Shota's neck—and thanks to the lubricant, several lewd silver threads were left on Rinno's teeth…

"Mmm, this tastes good."

Xin seemed to find the fruit-flavored lubricant quite delicious, and after leaving Shota's neck, she even stuck out her tongue as if to lick it.

Shota quickly placed the blade on the ground and then roughly wiped away the slippery feeling on his neck with his sleeve.

"Gudu..."

Snake Princess, who was watching from the side, swallowed hard. She secretly picked up the bottle that Shota had dropped on the ground and scratched the inside with her finger.

"Oh~"

A silver thread was pulled out between her two slender fingers. For some reason, the Snake Princess felt an instinctive attraction to this thing. Just looking at it made her feel hot all over.

"I'll ask you to buy some of this stuff from me sometime. Touching my whole body with it would be really exciting, right?" Snake Princess sniffed the slightly fragrant object, a blush creeping onto her face. Just as she was about to lick it to try the taste, she was startled by Shota's voice.

"Thank you for this."

"No need to thank me. It's 1000 yen in total, including travel expenses." The mysterious uncle held out his hand and said, "It's good to have a buyer and a seller."

Shota took two 500-yen coins out of his pocket and tossed them over. The man behind him caught them, stuffed them into his pocket, and said, "Well, I was just passing by."

As he spoke, he gave Shota and Shin-chan a meaningful look, then continued walking forward.

"Hey, kid."

Renshita tugged at Shota's sleeve and said, "Take me somewhere to rest."

"..." Although he felt strange being bossed around, Shota couldn't bring himself to hate or resist. He nodded and said, "Okay, okay."

"Also, don't call me boy, Kiss-Show."

Shota eventually called her Kiss-Shot, since something like UNDERHU... was too awkward to pronounce.

"..."

Kiss-Shot glanced disdainfully into the distance, but did not change how Shota addressed her.

"Let me sit on your shoulders, I'm too weak to walk."

After a moment of silence, Shota picked her up, but unfortunately his shoulders weren't broad enough for a girl of about ten years old to sit comfortably. But Kiss-Shot didn't care at all; she simply spread her legs and straddled Shota's neck, sitting on his head.

This guy...

The sensation from the back of my head was transmitted accurately.

She wasn't wearing underwear!

"Um, could you... conjure up a pair of underwear?"

"Hmm? What's the use of that?" Kiss-Shot said domineeringly, "I've already put on a band-aid. Oh, and while you're at it, prepare some human food for me; it'd be nice as a snack."

"...Mother, is there anything else you want?"

Shota grumbled, wondering why he had to take care of her and why he had to obey her orders.

That's all for now. I'll rest for a bit.

As she spoke, Kiss-Shot rested her head on Shota's head and closed her eyes.

There was a sense of peace about it—provided the vampire didn't speak. Shota sighed and said, "Let's go home."

"This is..."

Back home, Rea looked at the blonde girl curled up in Shota's arms, already asleep, and opened her mouth to ask, "Who?"

Seeing the blonde girl, Rea felt her blood surging and resonating within her, a feeling even more intense than when she was with Shota. If it were anyone else, Rea might have been a little angry—angry at Shota's casual practice of bringing girls home. But seeing this girl, she felt a deep sense of kinship with her.

I couldn't feel a trace of dislike for him.

“I met her while I was passing by. I don’t know why, I just impulsively saved her. She’s a big vampire.” Shota explained for a moment, then added, “She shouldn’t be hostile, right?”

After all, judging from the other party's behavior, he wasn't exactly a vicious monster—he had already asked the Snake Princess about the rumors surrounding this vampire. This guy's behavior in Europe was considered restrained; he hadn't committed any particularly cruel acts.

"vampire?"

This was the first time Rea had seen one of her own kind, so she attributed that strange feeling to being one of them.

"Ah, welcome home, Isayama-kun."

Incidentally, she greeted Yomi, who had been brought back by Shota.

Huang Quan glanced at Rei, then at Mashiro who walked up to her and offered her juice. She shook her head, refusing the offer, and found her usual corner to squat in, closing her eyes again as if she didn't exist.

Shota knew perfectly well what this girl was plotting. As a vengeful spirit, her obedience was just a facade; she was definitely up to no good. But now that he had her back, Shota was certainly capable of subduing her again.

"Reiya."

Shota handed over the Lion King sword from the underworld, saying, "Keep this sword with you. There might be some troublesome humans coming recently. With this, you won't lose."

"Hmm?" Rea took the Lion King sword—she had tried to summon Ranguren when she was bored some time ago, so she wasn't entirely unfamiliar with the sword.

"And me?"

Mashiro looked at Shota; she also wanted to have the ability to fight.

"You just need to merge with me."

Shota ruffled Mashiro's hair into a mess. He wanted to pinch her cheeks again, but seeing Mashiro reminded him of human lubricant, so he withdrew his hand somewhat embarrassedly and said, "Don't worry, I'll protect you."

Mashiro tilted her head, expressing her displeasure at Shota's withdrawal of his hand. For her, being able to have physical contact and exchange bodily fluids with Shota was definitely the greatest pleasure.

"Hmm, have we arrived yet?"

Just then, Kiss-Shot opened her eyes—vampires certainly don't need to sleep; she just needed to pause her bodily functions to conserve energy.

Kiss-Shot casually jumped down from Shota's arms, glanced at Mashiro—the slime—and ignored her, then looked at Rea, who had a vampire-like physique.

"Kid, is this guy one of your kin?"

Kiss-Shot looked up at Shota, her loose dress revealing a glimpse of her cleavage. However, she was no longer the busty vampire she once was, but merely a flat-chested loli, so Shota had no interest in looking at her.

If you want to see breasts, give the Snake Princess a bottle of yogurt, and she'll throw away all her morals and let you play with her as you please.

That's really cheap.

"Yes, in a way."

Shota didn't explain much about this, but Rea and Kiss-Shot were staring at each other—drawn by their auras, both of them involuntarily revealed their canine teeth and blood-red pupils.

"Barely qualified, even though he's mixed race."

Kiss-Shot withdrew her gaze, casually found a sofa to sit on, and then jumped on it a couple of times like a mischievous child, seemingly very satisfied with its elasticity and comfort.

"Qualified?"

Rea found this assessment somewhat strange, but she simply couldn't refuse Kiss-Shot's words.

"Although it's a bit small, I don't care about people like that. I'll stay here for now until I recover."

"...How long will recovery take?"

Shota asked a question.

"I don't know, it could be a long time, decades? Centuries? I was careless today and three vampire hunters took all four of my limbs."

Despite the crushing defeat, she spoke of it without a hint of shame.

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