Shota is surrounded by monsters!
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"I just woke up hungry today. I smelled your scent and thought I could talk to you, so I came."
The snake demon placed her hands on the table and lowered her head again, saying, "Please, give me some of your semen."
A dangerous glint flashed in Rea's eyes, but it was directed at Shota.
"...Well, even if you really want it, I don't have it right now."
Impotence?
"I'm just not grown up yet!"
Shota slammed his fist on the table in anger, then composed himself and said again, "Forget it, there's no point in arguing with a youkai like you who reeks of 'I'm a good-for-nothing.' Luckily, I'm also a youkai from the Nura Clan, so I won't lay a hand on you."
But what's wrong with this monster? Even ignoring its snake-like lower body, its upper body is definitely that of a stunningly beautiful woman in a bikini, but why does it give off the vibe of a useless middle-aged man?
So the focus really is... on the sunglasses?
Those sunglasses give off the vibe of a useless, middle-aged man.
"By the way, what's your name? You can't really not have a name, can you?"
"..." The snake demon sighed and said, "No."
"However, they all call me Your Majesty."
"Ok?"
Mashiro suddenly raised her head and stared at the snake demon with a blank expression.
"...I mean, that's what the water snakes I raise call me." Seemingly realizing that she was no longer a queen, the snake demon sighed again.
“Alright.” Shota considered for a moment and said, “For convenience, I’ll call you Snake Girl from now on.”
"...Could you at least change the name? Even just calling her Snake Princess would be fine..."
"Then let's go with Boa Hancock."
Shota wasn't interested in fussing over this, and as usual, he started by asking, "Can you turn into a human?"
"No. I've been like this since birth... Am I really a good-for-nothing? Sigh..."
"...Since you can't turn into human form, try not to go out. Otherwise, if humans see you, I bet those exorcists who are about to break down will boil you into snake soup within five minutes."
Shota's words made the snake demon shudder, and then he sighed.
"Can you please stop sighing?"
Shota was getting a little annoyed.
"Please don't take away my last way to vent..."
The snake demon said this in a mournful tone, making Shota too embarrassed to continue.
"Um, Shota-kun." Rea also felt that being a yokai was too miserable, so she said to Shota, "How about we help her?"
"Should I give her semen?"
Shota rolled his eyes, and Rea obediently shut his mouth.
“That’s it.” Shota dismissed the snake demon, saying, “Let’s all go home and find our own mothers.”
"..."
The Snake Princess sighed again, then swayed her body and started walking towards the door. Her swaying waist was so exaggerated that Shota couldn't look at her directly.
"that……"
Halfway there, Snake Princess suddenly stopped, turned around, and said, "I really want to taste what semen tastes like..."
"Why are you so obsessed with semen? Will you die without it?"
After considering for a moment, the Snake Princess said, "I shouldn't die. I'm not dead yet..."
"Then why do you keep bringing this up? Have you ever seen semen? Do you even know what semen is?"
"……do not know."
Snake Princess shook her head and said, "But everyone says that a monster girl who hasn't consumed semen is an unqualified monster girl. And my instincts tell me that it's a good thing."
"Hmm?" Mashiro suddenly raised her head and looked at Shota with longing eyes.
"..." Shota pushed Mashiro's face back, stood up, walked to the refrigerator, picked out a can of yogurt that Mashiro didn't like, tore open the packaging, and handed it to Hebi-hime.
"for you."
"This is……"
"What you want."
Snake Princess held the "yogurt" in her hands as if it were a treasure, and said, "So... this is it... I thought with two monster girls here, how could there be no semen? Can I really eat it?"
"Ah, please make yourself at home."
Shota gave a knowing look.
Thank you so much.
The Snake Princess extended her tongue, which was slightly longer and thinner than a human's, and gently touched the yogurt with the tip of her tongue...
"This taste..."
"No need to comment, just drink it."
Shota watched as the yogurt slowly dripped from Hebi's lips, even sliding down her smooth skin to her chest...
"Um, Shota-kun... is this really a good idea?"
"It's okay, nobody in my family likes yogurt anyway." - Shota
Shota shrugged indifferently, then said to Snake Princess, who was gently licking her yogurt carton, "Auntie, if you don't have anything else to do, please go back. After all, this place is full of innocent young men and women. Your constant loitering around here is not a good influence."
"..."
It seemed inappropriate to do something as private as drinking semen in front of outsiders, so Snake Princess tucked the half-finished yogurt bottle behind her back and said with her head down, "Then I'll take my leave. Ah... no, I shouldn't have sighed. I finally understand why my fellow countrymen crave semen; it's such a delicious thing..."
As she spoke, she twisted her body, opened the door, and walked upstairs.
"Strange guy..."
Shota and Rea both sighed at the same time.
Chapter 79. The Tail
"Ugh."
"...Don't sigh like that monster, Shota-kun."
"Yes Yes."
Shota clapped his hands, brushing away all the troubles of the day. During his lunch break, he and Senjougahara went to the hospital to visit Isayama Yomi—she was lying in bed covered in bandages, and it was said that when she would wake up was still up to fate.
Seeing Huang Quan in this state, Shota was powerless to help. Exorcists themselves have a strong aversion to the power of demons. Even though Taotie is full of treasures, unless he is refined into an elixir, there is no way to convert it into energy that exorcists can absorb.
Back at school, the junior high section was unexpectedly attacked by a monster—another monster from Shikoku, the Inugami. Fortunately, Rikuo's bodyguards were there, so they subdued it before things got too chaotic, but it was ultimately rescued by the tanuki Tamaki. Shota, on the other hand, merely watched and did not intervene.
Just as Gyuki said, the so-called powerful yokai of Shikoku are nothing more than the younger generation. The old guard of Shikoku did not even appear. Most of these new generation yokai live after the Edo period when order had stabilized. They are mostly dissatisfied with this peaceful world and at the same time look down on the strength of the older generation of yokai.
But in reality, some old monsters are beyond their comprehension, such as the Ox Demon, the Slippery Old Man, and some martial arts-type monsters.
Therefore, Shota was placed among the previous generation of executives and was instructed to avoid getting involved in the affairs of the yokai in Shikoku.
"What flavor would you like to drink tonight, Mashiro-chan?"
Rea walked over to Mashiro and asked, "Are you out of juice at home?"
"all!"
Mashiro, somewhat greedily, offered her idea. With the Nura Clan's income increasing and Rea frequently bringing things back from home, she could finally fill every available space in her refrigerator with juice and milk. So, once she finished them all, she wanted to collect a whole batch of every flavor.
"Then, Shota-kun, let's buy all the different flavors of drinks today."
"Okay." Shota nodded, then, after thinking for a moment, added, "Please, please don't buy any more yogurt!"
Ever since giving Snake Princess a can of yogurt and naming it "Semen Liquid," she has been sneaking into Shota's house for three nights in a row to steal yogurt from the refrigerator—and every night she was almost slapped away by Rea, who never sleeps, as a thief.
“But that Snake Princess looks so pitiful,” Rea said. “I went to her room last night and there was nothing there. She just huddled in a corner sighing and sleeping all day…”
"So you moved some things to her place?"
Shota really didn't know what to say about Rea's easygoing nature.
"I guess so. I'm sorry, Shota-kun, for doing this without permission..." Rei chuckled a little sheepishly.
"It's alright. Anyway, what you took away were all useless things your family sent over." Shota waved his hand and said, "Let's hurry home, it's getting dark."
As darkness falls, the city is about to descend into chaos again. For the past few nights, there have been clashes between the Nura Clan and the yokai of Shikoku, with both sides experiencing victories and defeats, but at least for now, it doesn't seem to have escalated into a full-blown battle. This is because Rikuo is still showing some restraint.
However, it seems that Lu Sheng's more composed style is indeed better. It's just that it must have been a bit tough for him.
"Ugh……"
Back at their doorstep, Shota and his friends saw a woman in sunglasses blocking their entrance...
Of course, this time she was dressed, even wearing a very conservative long skirt to cover her snake-like lower body. These were two pieces of clothing given to her by Rei. However, there was still a difference in figure between Rei and her. A very ordinary T-shirt even made her exude a sexy vibe—mainly because of her breasts.
"The door is blocked."
Shota said to Rea with a serious expression, "If she keeps hanging around in front of me, I'll want to eat her up."
"Hey, bro, sis, sis, you're back!"
"Little brother" refers to Shota, "big sister" refers to Rea who gave her clothes and made her fearful, and "young lady" refers to Mashiro who competes with her for the title of queen.
Upon seeing Shota and the other two, Snake Princess turned her head, bent down, and said, "Please grant me some more semen."
“…Um, Snake Princess,” Shota said, “In the human world, semen is also called yogurt.”
"Is that right?"
"Yes, because it's too uncivilized to always call it 'Miqingye Miqingye.' You know, humans care about their image, even though they can be quite despicable in private."
"As expected of this young man, so learned..."
After adjusting her sunglasses, Boa Hancock leaned down again and said, "Please give me some more yogurt."
Rei covered Shota's eyes with her hand to prevent him from looking at anything unpleasant about the other person.
Shota felt that discussing such matters in front of passersby was hardly something to be proud of, but before he could speak, Rea beside him said, "Let's go inside and talk about it. It's not appropriate to do it outside."
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