I really don't want to be reborn.

Kasumigaoka Utaha had become accustomed to her boyfriend's listless staring; it seemed he was always listless, whether in winter or summer.

"If you're bored, go finish writing the last volume."

His light novel is still missing its final volume and ending. In fact, if he had been a little more diligent, he could have finished it last year. Unfortunately, Kyosuke Kousaka has fallen into a period of laziness.

"I don't want to move. All I want to do all day is hold you in my arms and snuggle up to you in the kotatsu."

The girl behind him chuckled, "Aren't those just two cats?"

"Hmm, cats. Lazy cats are always much cuter than overly lively dogs."

Who is the dog you're talking about?

"Besides Akagi, who else is that soccer fanatic? Playing soccer is one thing, but what's most disgusting is that every time he shoots, he shouts his sister's name. It's disgusting and lewd..."

Kosaka probably wouldn't be able to tolerate his sister-complex best friend's bad habit.

So after watching one match from the sidelines, he never accepted Akagi's invitation to watch another match.

Imagine someone roaring loudly on the court, where sweat is poured out and youth is blossoming—

"I'm going to cum~! Sena-chan!"

This slogan, so out of character with the stadium atmosphere, made everyone incredibly embarrassed.

The reason the soccer club members weren't affected is probably because they're used to it...

"Who's talking badly about me behind my back? Oh, it's Kousaka."

Akagi Kohei, covered in sweat, stood next to his desk, panting, "Every time, Kousaka teases me about his sister, as if he's not a siscon himself."

Kyosuke perked up a bit: "What do you think I am?"

"nonsense."

Kohei Akagi winked and said, "If that's not the case, then why did you lose your energy after your sister went to America? Your sister is like water to you, a fish that can't live without it."

"Watch your words, my girlfriend is right behind me."

Kasumigaoka Utaha ignored them; she was engrossed in reading a novel.

That novel is a work by Haruki Murakami; it's a long novel of over 200,000 words.

She really liked a few lines in it.

"My favorite time is the short period between going to bed and falling asleep. I always make sure to have a drink in bed, listen to music, or read a book."

"I cherish this moment as much as I cherish the fresh air at a beautiful twilight."

She looked out the window at the gloomy sky and felt a little regretful that it wasn't dusk yet.

Her gaze returned to the pages of the book, where she saw a somewhat jarring word, which then led to a paragraph.

"Sexual desire is a legitimate and aboveboard energy, there is no doubt about that."

She certainly didn't doubt it; in fact, she was a little curious and hopeful.

"Hey, your girlfriend's blushing! Is she reading some kind of lewd book?"

"Murakami's books aren't pornographic. By the way, Akagi, why did you notice the change in Shi's expression? What are you trying to do? Do you want to become a blond guy?"

"Hey! This jealousy is really inexplicable!"

Akagi is a cowardly, sister-obsessed girl; she doesn't have the potential to be a blond guy.

Kasumigaoka Utaha raised her head and glared fiercely at the two boys in front of her, then quickly lowered her head, her gaze involuntarily returning to the front.

"If sexual desire is tightly suppressed and left without any outlet, the mind will inevitably lose its composure, and the body will inevitably lose its balance; this applies to both men and women..."

Saying that they are not providing a way out is a bit of an overstatement.

These days, whether you're a boy or a girl, who doesn't know how to support themselves?

Kyosuke often says things like that, that everyone's life is in their own hands, which makes a lot of sense, right?

She didn't actually know that the phrase was a Chinese pun.

"Everyone's ginseng is in their own hands," specifically referring to boys learning to generate their own power. If you don't understand, think of the roots and stems of ginseng...

She doesn't masturbate often. If she really can't help it, she'll hug her sister and sleep with her—as the sage said, a gentleman is cautious even when alone, and with poetry present, she won't do anything bad.

Ugh, I have a boyfriend but I'm always bothered by this kind of thing!

Kasumigaoka Utaha herself felt ashamed.

Kousaka Kyosuke, unaware of his girlfriend's thoughts, was more interested in his conversation with Akagi: "Greetings, Akagi-kun. I have something to ask you..."

Akagi looked at him strangely: "Kousaka's tone is so weird."

Kyosuke suppressed a laugh: "I have something I'd like to ask you. What if your sister temporarily leaves you for some reason—"

Before he could finish speaking, he saw an extremely exaggerated expression of pain appear on his best friend's face, as if he were about to die at any moment.

"I was just saying hypothetically, why are you so upset!"

"Yes! But the thought of such a scenario breaks my heart, can you understand?"

Kousaka said expressionlessly, "You know, Kirino has been gone for more than half a month."

"You're so useless! If I were you, I wouldn't let her leave even if I had to kneel on the ground and beg. You're such a spineless brother! You're a disgrace to the world of siscon!"

Let's all be the judge!

Kneeling on the ground begging and pleading? Which bastard is the most spineless one?!

Kyosuke Kosaka pondered for a moment: "Even if I were as spineless as you and begged her like you, Kirino would probably remain unmoved."

"Is Kousaka's sister really that kind of person?" (Interested)

"Ah, that's the kind of person she is—my sister is that kind of creature, isn't she? She can be incredibly gentle when she wants to be, but when she's stubborn, there's absolutely nothing you can do about it."

These words made both of them, who were die-hard siscon fans, turn gloomy.

…………

Even more gloomy than the face of a sister-obsessed man was the overcast afternoon sky.

In the words of the well-known YouTuber Juege, a cloudy afternoon is like the few minutes a child has to wait in line before getting a shot, or the few seconds before a ghost appears in a horror movie.

Kyosuke Kousaka is now feeling something similar.

Walking towards the student council meeting room, he always had the illusion that he was heading to the set of a horror movie. He knew that something terrible was bound to happen, but he could never predict when the first drop of rain would fall.

The sky was already quite overcast; it looked like there would be snow tonight.

This wasn't the first time the student council president had invited him to a meeting, but the timing was a bit odd, as it was the end of January, the end of the academic year.

In other words, the student council is about to have a leadership change, the student council president will officially step down and leave the high school.

What is she looking for me at this time?

"President?"

"Kousaka's here, please come in."

The president is actually a very nice girl, a cheerful, generous, and gentle young lady. She looks very intellectual when she wears glasses.

In terms of presence and stunningness, she is naturally not as good as Kasumigaoka Utaha, but she has her own unique personal charm.

Aside from her fujoshi (female fan of BL) tendencies, everything else is fine.

There were only the two of them in the meeting room. Realizing this, Kyosuke Kosaka became even more uneasy: "Chairman, just say what you want to say."

"Ah, that one—"

The president touched his lips with his finger and pondered for a moment: "The reason I asked you to come here is actually for the next student council."

"I don't think I participated in the election."

"That's not the problem. The list for the next round has already been released, but there's still a small problem."

Seemingly troubled by something, she sighed and took out a large wad of cash from the drawer: "This is the activity fund for next month. This is probably the last thing I can do."

"Huh? What is it?"

"You can think of it as a social gathering... because the main members who are currently being considered are from different classes and don't know each other, so we need to give them a chance to get to know each other."

Kyosuke Kosaka understood the significance of such social gatherings, especially since some new employees would be taken along. People always deepen their understanding and feelings for each other through eating, drinking, and having fun.

In the long run, this undoubtedly benefits team work efficiency.

"I roughly understand, but... why are they looking for me? I'm not a member of the student council!"

"Don't you understand, Kousaka? Even if these people get together, it will take them a long time to develop a bond with each other, and even getting to know each other will take a long time."

The president adjusted his glasses: "This is your responsibility. Whether it's lubricant or a booster, with you acting as a go-between, this process will be shortened—am I right, Kosaka, who's good at making friends?"

That's not entirely wrong. Kyosuke Kosaka, being a very popular guy, has interacted with people from all the classes in the school, especially those in his own year. The new student council roster is mostly made up of second-year students, so it's true that he has a good relationship with them.

Therefore, it's accurate to say that he was a smooth operator and good at getting along with people; it wasn't an injustice.

Kosaka silently considered for a moment, then nodded: "What are the benefits?"

The chairman looked at him in surprise: "You want more benefits?"

"What kind of talk is that? There's no such thing as working for free."

"what……"

She smiled helplessly: "Let me tell you, the venue for this event is Disneyland, so if you really want any benefits—it's that you can bring your family along."

"Family members? You mean... Kasumigaoka Utaha?"

"...You can bring your dad too."

"No! Kasumigaoka Utaha! She's my family!"

Deal done!

Think about it, what's next month?

What day is the 14th?

Valentine's Day!

Taking your girlfriend to Disneyland for Valentine's Day sounds like a great idea, right?

As for matchmaking, it's not difficult for him. He just needs to make sure that everyone has a general impression of each other. Then he can get rid of these third wheels and do whatever he wants.