Will the kemonomimi encounter Alien Ranch Story?

"Are you kidding me?"

"No, Victoria, at the Royal Palace Villa, someone will guide you and help you when you arrive. It's for the delivery person..."

"who is it?"

“Theresis…”

"..."

"Tell me, boss, what are you sending? How big? What kind of packaging? What kind of gift box are you planning to use?" The cockroach girl instantly perked up, a twisted smile on her face.

"Yelena, bring that big box from my room to your sister W."

"Hey, that box?" The white rabbit looked at the cockroach girl strangely. "I thought it was a gift for me."

“That’s too hot, a little girl like you can’t handle it—” W revealed a witch-like seductive smile, and it was indeed very hot, the kind of hot that made the entire Sanlian Pharmaceutical Building explode with heat on the spot.

"Hey, for this doll, you can decide on the filling yourself. Choose something gentle, since there are some things you need to be mindful of. Also, it would look strange if it's too heavy or too big." It was a large, life-sized, pink plush bunny.

"Why did you give Therese this? It's too..." W looked at the doll curiously. She understood what "filler" meant, but she didn't understand why the gift box contained a doll, and such a big one at that.

"It's very simple. It's normal for the Demon Lord of Kazdel to die from a weapon like the Holy Sword (Caymero in this enemy version), but absolutely no one can tolerate the humiliation of being killed by a pink bunny. So, you need to design it carefully."

“Yes, this is indeed a challenge. I’ll take it back and study it carefully.” W nodded, finding this very polite.

"Hey, hey, don't talk about terrorist attacks in front of the police!" Swire sensed something was wrong.

“You’ll have to tell your father this. He’s the one who gave you the information—” Old Xia shrugged. “Besides, didn’t they just carry out a terrorist attack on us? Or do you, Officer Swire, have Victorian law enforcement authority, or does Lungmen law have the principle of long-arm jurisdiction?”

"Forehead……"

"And Theresis is a terrorist himself..."

"But you can't fight terrorism with terrorism! As long as I'm a police officer, I won't let you do such a thing!"

“This is not a terrorist attack—” W picked up the pink bunny, “The premise of a terrorist attack is that a terrorist organization attacks civilians or political figures, and what I did is legal.”

"Huh?" Swire was taken aback, not understanding what she meant.

"Besides being Mr. Xia's bodyguard, I am also the guard of the Demon King Kazdel. I am acting as a military officer directly under the Kazdel royal family to strike at the regent who is suspected of regicide. This is our internal affair. Is Officer Swire going to interfere in the internal affairs of another country?"

Moreover, as a legitimate military decapitation operation recognized by the orthodox royal family, it does not need to abide by any laws, because the military action itself has been legally authorized by our country..."

"So, you intend to use the sword of Lungmen to behead the officials of Kazdel?"

"Ah..." The little tiger looked confused, its long tail swaying behind it. The little tiger, who had only become a policeman because of its sense of justice and its childhood experience of being kidnapped, had never encountered anything so complicated before.

“So this is a legal and just act…” W said confidently. The white rabbit plopped down in the seat she had given up and nodded. “That’s right. W is indeed a royal attendant and does have the power to arrest and kill, and Theresis is indeed suspected of regicide. So she is just pursuing a criminal who has fled the country.”

"Is that so?" The little tiger was even more confused. If they were right, this logic seemed to make sense.

However, something felt off. "Eek!" Suddenly, the little tiger made a strange sound, and everyone looked in the direction she was looking.

"Ah, I got the hang of it without even realizing it—" Yelena, holding the tiger's tail, gave it a couple of hard rubs, making the little tiger go limp instantly.

"It feels so good..." It's fluffy, with fine fur, smooth and soft texture, and probably because it's well-maintained, its tail is long and bushy, making it very comfortable to rub. Yelena couldn't help but love it, let alone Lao Xia—what woman could be more fun than petting a cat!?

The reason why felines are so comfortable to pet is because their entire bodies are made up of small, streamlined muscles.

Especially those big cats, the visual appeal of their muscles moving like flowing water is simply wonderful.

As a subspecies of catgirl, the tiger cub not only has large cat ears but also a large cat tail. As a feline in the Pantherinae subfamily, its tail is stronger and more powerful than that of an ordinary cat, and its muscles are more developed. It is known that the tail of a tiger hunting for prey can strike a person with a force that is not much lighter than a whip. Therefore, the ancients even described the tiger's tail as having the power of a steel whip.

This also means that... it feels better and more comfortable to pet, especially since the fur is longer, finer, and softer, with beautiful tiger stripes and gradient gold color. The only drawback is that although Swire is a tiger cub, it is a standard Terran, with less obvious animal characteristics and no soft paws like those of big cats to squeeze.

"Don't treat me like a pet!" The little tiger angrily pulled back its tail, the long tail wrapped around its calves, as if it had been frightened.

Besides its hobbies and appearance, a new advantage of the little tiger has been discovered: it can be petted.

After all, Lao Xia hadn't seen many catgirls. Kal'tsit was a lynx with a tail so short it was almost nonexistent, and Rosemary and a few others were too young. As for the other kemonomimi girls, Yelena didn't have a tail, only rabbit ears to pet, and the little donkey was the same.

Skadi is similar to humans, with no visible animal features. W's horns are generally not allowed to be touched, and the Sarkaz horns also seem to feel rather ordinary, not fluffy enough.

Tiger cubs with long, fluffy tails like those of cats are extremely rare.

Therefore, whenever Lao Xia had the chance, he would try to grab the tiger and rub it a couple of times, while the little tiger would try its best to tuck its tail in and avoid being rubbed when it realized that Lao Xia had such an intention.

Because the tail has a more complex muscle structure and more nerve endings, the tip of the tail is very sensitive.

However, here's the tricky part: one way for couples and soon-to-be couples to deepen their relationship and get to know each other quickly is to increase physical contact.

Generally speaking, if men and women do not reject physical contact and try to increase it as much as possible, their relationship will develop very quickly.

This isn't just true for humans; most animals, even chimpanzees, do the same, using touching and physical contact to strengthen bonds and relationships. So… this is basic zoological or biological knowledge, rather ironic.

"Do you all like my tail that much?"

"Because it feels very comfortable to touch..."

"Mmm, it feels so good..."

"You guys!" The little tiger's face turned red. He wanted to say that this was sexual harassment, but then he remembered that the two of them seemed to be a couple that everyone recognized as engaged.

According to Terra's legal and social moral system, she seems, probably, perhaps has nowhere to turn for help?

Before the engagement, Little Tiger had thought of many things Old Xia might do to him, but he never expected that Old Xia would like to stroke his own tail. What a strange fetish!

"Because it's fluffy, warm, and fragrant, and feels smooth and delicate to the touch, why wouldn't you like it?"

The white rabbit listed several advantages of Swire's tail, then reached out and tried to pull the tiger tail out of her calf to continue stroking it.

"Stop it!" The little tiger jumped up in a flash, just like a real cat, standing on its four limbs on the sofa with its tail standing straight up behind it.

“Speaking of which, Beatrice, I have a question…” Old Xia stroked his chin, “a purely academic question.”

"Ok?"

"How did your tail get out from under your skirt? Did you make a hole in your panties or are you not even panty-pantyed at all...?"

"Bang!" The cushion made a sound of air pressure.

"Old Xia, this is pure harassment! Oh, I forgot, you two are engaged, right? Then let's intensify the persecution!"

The white rabbit nodded, quickly changing its stance, because no matter how you looked at it, Swire's status in the family seemed to be that of a pet.

"You bastards! Both of you!"

"Ah, what a great relationship—" Old Chen, who was about to knock on the door, shrugged. He felt that now was not the time to go and catch the char siu cat. If he went in and saw something strange, it would be too embarrassing.

[PS]

What is the biggest advantage of having a baby tiger?

Is she rich? Beautiful? Has a great figure? Has a good personality? Is she cheerful and optimistic? Or is she good at managing a household?

No, it's not that. It has a big tail that you can pet! You can pet it! Pet it! Ah- (echo)

The only one with a better tail texture than a certain snow leopard.

It's a pity there are no fleshy bumps to squeeze. Ah, I think there are fleshy bumps? They just aren't on my hands.

Furthermore, I'm thinking about the similarity between Terra Tiger Girl's muscle structure and that of Pantherinae, especially tiger-like felines.

If they are the same or very similar, they would probably feel very comfortable to touch. After all, the muscles of a shaded golden big cat moving are so muscular that just watching them makes you want to pet them (non-keepers should not do such dangerous things, you really could be killed in one slap).

Chapter Twenty-Three: Rabbit Martial God Kick

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Although most of the attackers were captured and killed on the spot, some still managed to escape, mainly by breaking out from the direction of the Guard Bureau. After all, the Yeti area has the art style of COD, and breaking out from there would be suicidal.

With crossfire blocking the way and the exoskeleton-equipped Guardian Operators armed with molten swords, breaking through was extremely difficult. As for the Guardian Bureau Special Operations Team, no one wanted to go through the two Colossus armors, so among the four directions, they could only choose the route defended by the regular Guardian Bureau police to leave.

These days, the entire Guard Bureau, in coordination with Lao Wei's Shadow Guards, has been searching for these escapees in Longmen City.

Because of Lao Xia's old city renovation plan, the entire lower city was razed to the ground. Without the cover of the intricate slums, the hiding places for these Sarkaz outsiders became very limited.

"Actually, I suggest that you set up a Skynet surveillance system in the city, which is a surveillance network consisting of drones, cameras and road traffic cameras."

“That costs too much money, and…” Swire scratched her head, “What if they actually find out something?”

As a young lady raised in such a large family, she would be exposed to these dirty deals to some extent during her upbringing, even if she didn't want to know about them.

Although she did have this plan in mind, the resistance was too great, and all sides of Lungmen would not allow it.

"Actually, I also put forward many other proposals, such as resident identity management and entry and exit management, but they were all rejected by the higher-ups, so I thought I might as well take over the entire Guard Bureau."

Chashao Cat's ideas differ from Lao Chen's. Lao Chen prefers to gradually change things through external forces or some kind of power. Simply put, she is closer to individual heroism and deus ex machina, and has never thought about fundamentally reforming the various systems and plans of the Guard Bureau.

Unlike the young lady, Little Tiger, as a pampered heiress, didn't react to these constraints by adapting and changing them from within. Instead, she simply bought the entire store and made it her own, so she could modify it however she wanted. Therefore, her ambition was to take over the Guard Bureau.

Her conflict with Old Chen wasn't just about trivial matters, but also about their differing ideologies. For Old Chen, no matter how bad the Guard Bureau was, at least it maintained order. If Chashao Cat took over and overturned everything, she might not necessarily be able to establish a better order. Even if she could, chaos would inevitably ensue in the process.

The little tiger's idea was that, following the way the pink-gutted dragon patched things up, the Guard Bureau would be the same a hundred years from now.

If no matter what methods she uses—changing personnel or reforming—she cannot turn one of her companies around, then bankruptcy reorganization is the best solution.

"Yes, I agree with your idea. If a crop is sickly no matter how much fertilizer, weeding, or pesticides it is sprayed, and there is no way to improve it, the best thing to do is to eradicate it completely, uprooting it and leaving no trace of its cells." Old Xia agreed with Little Tiger's approach from another perspective.

"Alright, let's not talk about that. I called you to the Guard Bureau because I have serious business to discuss." Little Tiger pulled a stack of documents from his desk drawer. "Normally, these shouldn't be shown to outsiders, but you're different. Not only are you a party involved, but Old Wei also said he could give you some information..."

"The Guard Bureau's logistics management, from top to bottom, including the management office, warehouse, transportation, and procurement, has a total of 17 responsible persons. Of them, 11 have problems, and the remaining six are not clean either. It can only be said that those six are just doing some ordinary things like embezzling quotas and forging and destroying invoices. Tch... trivial matters—"

Swire curled her lip in disdain. What's the point of keeping such a treacherous employee? Just like Lao Xia said, he should be eradicated completely, and his entire network of connections should be pulled out and fired.

"Now, when we take stock of all the logistics supplies and equipment, it's shocking. Imported firearms have been replaced with crudely made products from the black market. On average, one out of every three boxes of etching ammunition has been replaced with ordinary bullets. The actual number of explosive crossbow bolts and explosive grenades remaining is only half of what's on paper. Nobody knows where these weapons have gone."

"Isn't Commander Wei furious?"

"Old Wei? He's alright; this level of mess is still within his tolerance. But, given his personality, he'll definitely be conducting a large-scale investigation of all the warehouses, including those belonging to the Shadow Guard, the Royal Guard Bureau, and the Lungmen City Defense Force."

"There have probably been quite a few suicides and warehouse fires..." Old Xia scratched his head, "I doubt we'll find anything."

"So, Old Wei asked you if you were interested. He's planning to emulate Colombia's military contracting system, and he's also very interested in the weapons your Yetis have..."

“I run an agricultural products company,” Old Xia sighed. “I’ve never done military contracting work before.”

"Then forget it. After all, I was just asking. Judging from Lao Wei's expression, he probably just goes through the motions. He prefers to have Black Steel International take over the logistics management and supply work, but only within the Guard Bureau."

"Then there won't be any equipment leaking out, but I'm afraid the price will increase several times over, and it will be secretly leaked out of the warehouse and openly sold as black steel."

"That's why Lao Wei asked you. With your help in competing and lowering prices, the price of black steel won't be so outrageous." The little tiger smiled. "Besides, our Swire Group recently established a security subsidiary, preparing to enter this market..."

"Old Wei trusts me that much? Aren't you afraid that I'll form some kind of alliance or consensus with Black Steel?" Old Xia asked curiously, which is also one of the biggest fallacies of the market economy.

The ideal environment of a market economy is one where enterprises compete with each other. Regardless of whether the competition is vicious or benign, at least they will compete with each other, weeding out the strong and advantageous enterprises, and to a certain extent, reducing costs and improving service quality.