The world I hear is completely different from yours.

After a period of silence, the impatient Cloud Ninja finally couldn't hold back any longer. As the son of the Third Raikage, he inherited his father's tall physique as well as his straightforward personality: "Alright, since none of us trust each other, let's split up and carry out the mission separately. Let's go in from different directions and finish the mission as soon as possible, instead of dawdling here!"

"Agreed!" Hozuki Mangetsu nodded, without consulting Biwa Juzo and Kurosuki Raiga who were following behind him, and the two of them did not express any objection. In Kirigakure, everything is decided by might, so after Hozuki Mangetsu defeated Suigetsu Hozuki, he naturally went from a rookie to the squad leader, in charge of all external affairs.

“I have no objection either.” Minato Namikaze nodded as well. Konoha Village had only sent him this time, so he preferred to carry out the mission alone.

"Then it's settled!" The words had barely left their lips when two Cloud Ninjas used a teleportation technique to quickly dash off in one direction, clearly unwilling to linger with the enemy. Almost simultaneously, several Mist Ninjas also chose another direction and swiftly departed.

"Then, let's begin the mission!" Minato Namikaze tightened his headband and rushed into the village of Yugakure.

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Chapter Twenty-Five: Guarding the corpses of the undead requires caution.

In the pitch-black night, only a few dim lights shone on the streets, and everywhere was deathly silent, as if the entire village had fallen into eternal slumber. Not only was there no human movement, but even the insects, moths, bats, and other animals that are common at night had vanished without a trace.

Minato Namikaze walked cautiously down the street, heading towards the central square of Yugakure: "What happened in this village? Why is it so quiet? Yugakure, a village of peace, is known as the world's number one night market, and is even called the city that never sleeps by many tourists. How come there isn't a single person in sight now?"

However, Minato Namikaze soon understood the reason for all of this.

What appeared before him was a mountain of corpses and remains, and a strange man sitting atop the mountain of corpses, muttering to himself.

"Did you do all of this?" Minato Namikaze asked coldly, his grip on his weapon tightening. Although many of the remains were strange—hands with a dozen fingers, scaly thighs, and heads with bird-like beaks—clearly not human parts, the intense evil aura emanating from the man indicated he was not a warrior dedicated to exorcising demons, but a bloodthirsty madman who indiscriminately slaughtered friend and foe.

Hidan didn't immediately respond to Minato's question. Instead, he slowly finished reciting the last line of his prayer before opening his eyes and looking at the waiting Minato in the distance. His face was filled with ecstatic joy: "Praise be to the evil god! Finally, a decent sacrifice has appeared before me!"

Hidan then swiftly grabbed the giant sacrificial scythe and pounced on it!

After slaying countless prey, Hidan discovered that his strength had greatly improved. Not only had his strength increased significantly, but his speed had also increased considerably. In just a few breaths, Hidan quickly rushed in front of Minato Namikaze, tilting his head to dodge a kunai that Minato had shot out. He then viciously swung his large scythe down at the enemy's head!

Then, as expected, Hidan's slash missed, and because he used too much force, he couldn't adjust his movements. He could only watch helplessly as the air in front of him split in two, and then, like an old farmer hoeing the ground, he shoveled the large scythe in his hand into the ground!

Flying Thunder God Technique* Second Stage!

The kunai that Hidan just dodged by tilting his head was a special kunai engraved with the Flying Thunder God Technique formula!

In that split second, while Hidan had just dodged the kunai and it was still flying in the air, Minato Namikaze used the kunai's coordinates to teleport directly behind Hidan and slammed the Rasengan in his hand down on Hidan's back without any hesitation!

boom!

Blood splattered everywhere! Under the massive impact of the Rasengan, Hidan was blasted to the ground, a huge, bloody hole blasted open in his back, through which his writhing internal organs could be vaguely seen!

Minato Namikaze stood at a distance, quietly watching Hidan lying motionless on the ground. Having just landed a successful blow, the cautious Minato immediately activated Flying Thunder God Technique again, teleporting away to follow the flying kunai to prevent Hidan from being injured by his dying counterattack.

Subsequent events proved that Minato Namikaze's cautious habits were indeed quite correct. After standing quietly in place for several seconds, watching Hidan lying motionless on the ground, Hidan, who had failed to play dead, spoke up sullenly: "Why aren't you standing there? Don't you want to see the results of your battle and gather some necessary information?"

"Checking corpses is the logistics department's job. A real man never looks back at an explosion!" Minato Namikaze replied domineeringly, but secretly he was overjoyed: What a close call! Luckily, I fought against the Uchiha clan ninjas last time and witnessed the forbidden technique Izanagi that can bring the dead back to life. It taught me that even the dead should not be approached lightly, otherwise I might have really fallen into their trap this time!

Minato Namikaze immediately made up his mind that he must develop the good habit of guarding corpses from now on, and he would never approach a corpse until it was cold, hard, and completely dead!

"Looks like you're quite a cautious guy. That last hit really hurt!" Hidan stood up, casually stuffing a piece of intestine that had spilled out of his body back in, and said through gritted teeth. Although he was immortal, he still felt pain when injured, just like everyone else.

The battle resumes in the next moment!

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"Scorpion, who do you think will win that battle? Is it that blond-haired 'Yellow Flash' or that sacrificial wielding a scythe who seems to have been successfully brainwashed by the cult of evil gods?" Yekura asked casually, hiding in the shadows not far away and watching the battle between Minato Namikaze and Hidan.

"Is there even a question? Of course, 'Yellow Flash' will win." Sasori answered confidently. He still remembered how Minato Namikaze almost killed him with a Flying Thunder God Technique when he went to rob someone alone before. Therefore, he knew Minato Namikaze's strength very well.

Moreover, the current battle situation is quite clear. Hidan's speed is still too slow compared to Minato Namikaze, and he can't catch Minato's figure at all. He can only rely on swinging his scythe in a wide range to passively defend. Meanwhile, Minato Namikaze relies on the unpredictable speed of the Flying Thunder God Technique to press Hidan, occasionally launching a Rasengan from Hidan's blind spots. Hidan is unable to launch an effective counterattack, let alone obtain Minato's blood.

In the original story, Hidan was assigned to be Kakuzu's teammate for two reasons. Firstly, Hidan's immortality meant he wouldn't be killed by Kakuzu, who enjoyed brutally attacking his teammates, saving the Akatsuki the trouble of finding new recruits. Secondly, Hidan was the slowest member of the Akatsuki. Because of his slow speed and lack of ninjutsu, he could only rely on his immortality to fight enemies head-on, using their blood to curse and kill them. This inevitably resulted in numerous injuries, requiring Kakuzu, skilled in sewing, to promptly stitch him up.

Of course, this so-called slow speed is only relative to Kage-level masters and tailed beasts. For elite Jonin like Sarutobi Asuma, Hidan's speed is quite good.

Unfortunately, Hidan is now facing a lightning-fast ninja with the power of teleportation: Minato Namikaze! Faced with Minato's incredible speed, Hidan's weakness of not being fast is magnified infinitely. He can't use any of his skills and can't unleash his full fighting power. He can only watch helplessly as his body is cut down piece by piece by Minato!

boom!!!

After taking another Rasengan, Hidan collapsed heavily to the ground, lying motionless. It wasn't that he didn't want to move, but that all the movable parts of his body had been broken by Minato Namikaze!

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Chapter Twenty-Six: The One-Testicle Warrior Who Lost a Vital Part

"As expected of Konoha's 'Yellow Flash,' he ended the battle so quickly!" Yekura watched Minato Namikaze depart, her eyes filled with admiration. After all, what female ninja wouldn't like a strong ninja like him who was handsome, good-looking, and powerful?

"I remember there was a rumor a while ago that because the Yellow Flash's speed is so fast that it's impossible to defend against, some villages have issued orders allowing ninjas to unconditionally abandon their missions if they encounter the Yellow Flash as an enemy. The villages will even cite it as an unforeseen circumstance and won't punish them." Yekura recalled the rumor she'd heard at the black market, her eyes sparkling. "To think that other villages would change their rules just for him... that's amazing! My idol is truly incredible!"

"Hmph! Foolish, infatuated woman!" Scorpion snorted coldly, as if she were another young man harboring resentment towards a young heartthrob, and asked unhappily, "He's already gone far away, and judging from the direction, he's heading towards the central square we escaped from. So what should we do now? Should we follow him?"

"Of course not! We barely escaped, why would we go back? I'm not some brainless fan who'd die with his idol." Yekura replied, then took off running towards the battlefield. "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and clean up Hidan's remains! I just saw his eyes blink a few times, he shouldn't be dead yet!"

"What's the point of getting rid of that thing? Are we going to take it back and kick its head around like a ball?" Scorpion asked, puzzled.

"Have you forgotten our mission to investigate the cult of evil gods? Take him with us, and we can go back and report. Don't you want to get out of this hellhole as soon as possible?"

"That's true!" Sasori immediately realized what was happening and rushed over to help pick up the "parts" that Hidan had scattered on the ground. However, for some reason, when he saw the two of them busy picking up the "parts," Hidan started blinking his eyes frantically, as if he wanted to kill someone with his eyes.

Soon after, the Akatsuki received a box that was supposedly mission information. Upon opening it, they found it filled with "human parts," with Hidan's constantly blinking head on top.

"Huh? What's this? Toy building blocks? Or puppet parts?" Konan, who was in charge of carrying the package, looked confused, and then curiously reattached a throat to Hidan's head.

Then, having regained his ability to speak, Hidan unleashed a furious roar that shook the heavens and earth: "What the hell?! Those two idiots!! I gave you so many signals, how come you didn't realize? You missed picking up one of my vital parts!!!"

Later, Hidan received a unique epic title within the Akatsuki organization: "The Warrior with One Testicle".

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It was already past midnight, and a faint light appeared. As Minato Namikaze deftly disassembled Hidan into parts and continued his mission of eliminating the followers of the Jashin Cult in Yugakure, two other cocoons burst open almost simultaneously in the central sacrificial plaza of Yugakure.

The mad, fat elder still looked like an idiot, except now he had an enormous mouth. He grinned foolishly and threw everything in front of him into his maw, whether it was the long-extinguished torch, the fragments of the evil god's followers that Hidan had chopped into small pieces, or even the corpse of Uchiha Obito inside another cocoon. He indiscriminately tossed everything into his mouth, like a gluttonous beast that never knew when to stop, devouring everything in front of him in a whirlwind.

Then, the fat elder saw two Cloud Village ninjas standing not far away, looking at him with a disgusted expression.

"Food?" The fat elder had this thought in his mind. His huge mouth opened even wider, and drool kept flowing from the corners of his mouth. Then he ran towards the two "food" objects.

"Absolutely amazing! Thunderous hot blade!!!"

A flash of lightning appeared, and sparks of electricity erupted from the two Cloud Ninja, as if they were Super Saiyans who had exploded with power! Then, with incredible speed, they attacked from the left and right, and at the same time, they stretched out one of their arms, like a sharp guillotine, and slammed it hard into the fat elder's neck!

*Thud!* A column of blood shot into the sky! The fat elder's head flew off!

“Big brother, it’s done. This should be the last living follower of the evil god in the village,” Killer Bee said.

"Very good, mission accomplished. Let's retreat now. I don't want to see those Konoha and Kirigakure guys again!" the future Fourth Raikage replied.

Soon after, Minato Namikaze and Mangetsu Hozuki left Yugakure after confirming that all the surviving followers of the Jashin Church had submitted to the cult.

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After a long while, the fat elder's corpse swelled up and then burst open, spitting out everything he had swallowed.

Amidst the mountain of debris, Obito Uchiha's corpse lay motionless, unchanged from before he was devoured; it remained a lifeless corpse.

Suddenly, within the darkness of the corpse's consciousness, a strange and melodious sound rang out, as if a poet were chanting an epic:

My child, from the day you were born, the entire forest of Konoha whispered your name: Uchiha Obito.

My child, I proudly watch you grow up day by day, becoming the embodiment of the Will of Fire. Remember, we have always protected the village with strength and wisdom.

I also know that you will use your great power cautiously. But true victory lies in inspiring hope in the people.

One day, my life will come to an end. And you will be crowned king!

Although he didn't know the meaning of these strange songs, after listening to them, Obito Uchiha's previously dissipated consciousness reassembled and he awoke.

*Snap!* The corpse's stiff fingers twitched! Then, Uchiha Obito stood up stiffly like a zombie, staring blankly at the surrounding scene. His memories were as blurry as scratched frosted glass, and countless question marks echoed in his mind: Who am I? Where did I come from? Where am I going? Uchiha Obito from the song just now, is that my name?

Then, Obito Uchiha dragged his feet, taking his first step like a newborn baby. He naturally missed his footing and rolled off the pile of debris like a newborn baby. He then got up with clumsy movements and staggered towards the edge of the village.

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Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Flying Guillotine Maniac and the Master Ball Maniac

As dawn broke and the long night of the undead was about to end, the rebellion of the Kaguya clan in Kirigakure was also drawing to a close, with everything in Yugakure settling down and the Church of the Evil God completely destroyed.

The Kaguya clan was, after all, just a clan. Despite bearing the name Kaguya, they lacked Kaguya's power. Although they relied on the strategic advantage of a surprise attack and the "Shikotsumyaku" bloodline limit, which excelled in close combat, they did kill many Kirigakure ninja in the early stages of their assault. However, their numbers were ultimately too few. Faced with the overwhelming numbers of Kirigakure ninja, the Kaguya clan was ultimately defeated.

"Dance of the Early Fern!!" Countless bone spikes burst forth from the earth. It was the last Kaguya clansman's final counterattack before his death. After using the last bit of chakra in his body to command the bone spear to pierce a Mist Ninja, the Kaguya clansman closed his eyes with resentment and fell down.

"It's finally over!" Kisame said breathlessly, carrying a thick iron rod. "Fortunately, the village had prior knowledge of the Kaguya clan's rebellion plan and secretly dispatched an elite force from the battlefield to ambush the village, which allowed them to completely wipe out the Kaguya clan. Otherwise, the village might not have been able to win this time!"

"Alright, stop lamenting. Our mission isn't over yet!" Kisame's superior, Suigetsu Hozuki, the leader of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, said coldly from the side. "While we were fighting the Kaguya clan, many strange individuals in the village took the opportunity to cause trouble. Now it's time to deal with them!"

Then, Suigetsu Hozuki tossed him a scroll filled with names: "This is a list of abnormal individuals in the village. You'll handle the latter part, and I'll deal with the former. Now, set off and take care of them all!"

“Understood! Then I’ll start with the last one!” Kisame looked at the last name on the scroll and quietly read out the information about her from the village: “Tenqing, a new chef who recently appeared at the ramen shop. Her origins are unknown. The ramen shop owner, who introduced her, has traces of being affected by genjutsu in his mind, leading to the conclusion that he is a spy from another village. The genin who was sent to monitor her has lost contact and is presumed dead.”

"Oh? You're the chef from that ramen shop?" As a ramen shop that has become famous in Kirigakure, even a ninja like Kisame, who doesn't have much of a appetite, has heard of the delicious ramen that glows with a faint light. "What a pity, I was planning to try that ramen shop after the war is over!"

With that, Kisame leaped into the air and raced towards the ramen shop.

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In a secluded little house, Tianqing took out the head of the Third Mizukage from the sealed rice cooker. As expected of a dead person resurrected by Edo Tensei, even though he was just a dead head and had no throat to speak, the Third Mizukage was still alive and glared at Tianqing without fear, opening his mouth repeatedly as if he was saying something.

Although the Third Mizukage couldn't speak because he lacked a vocal cord, reading lip movements to decipher language was a basic skill for ninjas. Therefore, Ameyo only glanced at him briefly and was able to roughly understand what the Third Mizukage was saying.

Immediately, Tianqing frowned: "I say, as the Mizukage, isn't it incredibly rude and lacking in manners to curse like this?" Seeing that the Third Mizukage showed no sign of stopping and was only getting more and more into it, Tianqing's face darkened: "If you don't shut up, I'll throw you into the deep pit of the latrine later, and I guarantee that no one will ever find your head again!"

The threat of the Great Demon King of Clear Skies was immediately apparent!

The Third Mizukage's face flushed red, and he shut his mouth in indignation, his mind filled with resentment: How despicable! What happened to manners and class?!

Tian Qing had no time to pay attention to the wailing of the dead and defeated dogs. Instead, he took out the kunai he used to control the dead resurrected through Edo Tensei and plunged it into the head of the Third Mizukage: "Although I don't know if this kind of kunai can work on other people's Edo Tensei dead, I have no other choice but to give it a try!"

Soon, the Third Mizukage's eyes lost their rational brilliance, becoming like a rigid machine, devoid of any expression or movement, and completely unresponsive to the commands issued by Ame-no-Kage.

"Uh, it failed again? Although I did manage to strip the deceased of his consciousness, he didn't reveal any information as I ordered." Tian Qing was a little discouraged. "Damn it, so the search for Uchiha Madara has just gone cold? I don't dare use my listening ability to listen to the deathly aura emanating from those items on him. What should I do now?"

Just as Tianqing was fretting, the door to the house was kicked open violently, and Kisame's ugly, shark-like face appeared in the doorway, accompanied by a loud, booming laugh: "Hahahaha! Found you! You spy from another village, you can't escape now!!"

It's so noisy! What the hell?! I'm already annoyed, and you ugly, troublesome guy suddenly popped up. What are you trying to do? Are you trying to scare me to death so you can inherit my position as the Third Hokage, or are you just here to vent my anger?

Tian Qing was instantly filled with anger and rage. She grabbed the Third Mizukage's dull head and slammed it down at Kisame with all her might: "Die! Take this! A mysterious hidden weapon from the ancient East, the ultimate weapon supposedly developed by the Grand Eunuch of the Eastern Depot, the Blood-Dropping Guillotine!!!"

Swish! ! !