The world I hear is completely different from yours.

A wonderful world

After eating and drinking to their hearts' content, the baby in Bulma's arms fell into a deep sleep, just like an ordinary human baby, showing no signs of Saiyan characteristics whatsoever.

"Cough! Cough!" Bulma blushed, straightened her clothes, and sat down opposite Ame, putting on an older sister's demeanor and saying, "Ame, why did you act like a lecherous old man just now? A girl shouldn't act like that!"

Tianqing waved the "Seven Pearls" manga in her hand and looked at Bulma with a teasing expression: "Bulma-neechan, didn't you use a similar trick to deal with Master Roshi before?"

"Wh...what?! Our world is completely different from theirs! Besides, I've never heard of any perverted Master Roshi. In our homeland, there's only Master Roshi, who's invincible!" Bulma retorted softly, her face flushed, revealing a timid expression completely different from that in the original story.

Looking at Bulma pouting across from him, Tenharu chuckled inwardly, "I really do live in a strange world!"

Right after the devastating apocalyptic war of 1999, the world underwent some strange changes. The once crowded planet expanded many times over, and many new continents appeared. Among these newly emerged continents, many familiar creatures appeared, such as elves, beastmen, and succubi. In the once empty universe where no signs of life could be observed, some races that felt very familiar to humans began to appear one after another, such as the Saiyans.

Of course, although these creatures seem to have traveled from certain movies and animations, according to the official statements of various major countries, they have absolutely no connection with those movies and animations; it's just a coincidence of names.

"I don't know if you believe it or not, but I believe it!" an official spokesperson said with certainty.

Bulma is an immigrant who moved to Shanghai from a new continent with her family. She married a Saiyan with delusions of grandeur and gave birth to a child. After that, she came to work at the Pingliang District Residents' Committee in Shanghai.

“Speaking of which, according to the official document issued earlier, isn’t today the day that spaceship named ‘Ishimura’ is supposed to return?” Bulma picked up the newspaper on the table and casually flipped through the news. “I remember that spaceship was jointly built by our country’s Strategic Deception Bureau, Academy City of Area 11, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and the Avengers Alliance, right? Didn’t they say it was going to Pandora for a 15-year scientific research expedition? How come it’s back so soon?”

"Who knows..." Tian Qing replied absentmindedly, sounding like a seasoned veteran. Having worked at the grassroots level for several days, Tian Qing had already inadvertently learned some basic civil servant skills, such as this "mind your own business" attitude. Anyway, it's none of my business and I don't get any extra pay, why should I care?

Even if some kind of zombie or evil spirit suddenly appeared on that Ishimura, that should be within the scope of Superman and the Son of the Sun's business, right?

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PS: Here's an extra chapter, talking about Tianqing's past world.

Chapter 59 Onoki, you're so cunning!

High in the sky, through the thick clouds, Tian Qing stared intently at the endless Iwa ninja fortress on the ground. As a once massive army of tens of thousands of ninja, the Iwa ninja's fortress was vast. Within it stretched endless camps and numerous fortifications, forming a massive fortress hundreds of miles deep. This was one of the key reasons why Konoha's giant summoning beast, leading tens of thousands of Hydralisk puppets, had launched a fierce attack, killing countless Iwa ninja, yet had been unable to breach this fortress.

Such a vast position was impossible for even a clear-headed individual to destroy. In fact, if the Iwa ninja army hadn't suffered heavy casualties and lacked combat strength, a clear-headed individual would never have even considered launching a surprise attack to turn the tide.

While the idea of ​​taking on ten thousand enemies single-handedly sounds exciting, Tianqing doesn't currently possess that capability. At present, Tianqing's best ability is to launch a surprise attack when the enemy is off guard, blasting away hordes of enemies huddled together with a single shot. This requires Tianqing and the Freedom Gundam to remain stationary and charge up their power, and only under the condition that the enemy is completely unprepared.

Therefore, Tianqing now has only one goal: the elite core members of the Iwa ninja army—the Iwa ninja staff officers and squad leaders responsible for the specific deployment and on-site command of the entire Iwa ninja army. They are the most elite part of this Iwa ninja army, maintaining its organizational structure like solid pillars. Without them, this Iwa ninja army would be like a body without a skeleton, unable to exert much combat capability in war.

If the weather clears up and they can be killed quickly, the Iwa ninja army, whose morale is low due to heavy casualties, will be completely disorganized and turned into a disorganized mess.

Of course, these Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders are currently scattered throughout the Iwa ninja territory, busy directing the Iwa ninja to clear the battlefield, and haven't given Tenqing a chance to capture them all at once. That's why Tenqing has been quietly waiting high in the sky; she's waiting for the opportune moment—when the Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, arrives with reinforcements, almost all the Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders will gather to greet their leader!

Based on the battle reports obtained from Konoha, Ameyo already knew that Onoki had not appeared in this battle. Therefore, Ameyo believed that Onoki would eventually bring his men to this position. After all, this was the most important main force of Iwagakure. How could Onoki, as the Tsuchikage, ignore his most important force?

"Onoki and his group should be arriving by now, right? The Iwa ninja army has suffered heavy losses and is only barely avoiding collapse thanks to the combined efforts of the Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders! At this critical moment, how could Onoki, as the Tsuchikage, not come to reassure the troops?"

Time passed slowly, and Tianqing continued to wait quietly. It has been said that ninjas are skilled at endurance, and Tianqing has always possessed remarkable patience!

Finally, just as dawn was breaking, a team of Iwa ninja appeared in the distance, heading towards the Iwa ninja's position. The leader was none other than the Third Tsuchikage, Onoki!

"It's the Tsuchikage! Assemble! The Tsuchikage has brought reinforcements to support us!" A commotion broke out in the Iwa ninja army. Then, many Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders emerged from various parts of the position and ran towards the rear gate to welcome their leader, Onoki.

"A great opportunity! Now is the time!!" Tianqing suppressed his excitement and calmly manipulated the Freedom Gundam to extend its hands, aiming them at the Iwa ninja staff officers and squad leaders on the ground. The Freedom Gundam's hands began to glow faintly, but in the early morning light, the light in the sky did not attract the attention of the Iwa ninja on the ground at all!

Suddenly, a warning bell rang in Tian Qing's heart, and a sense of danger arose spontaneously. Instinctively, he manipulated the Freedom Gundam to lean back, narrowly avoiding a cylindrical barrier that shot towards the Freedom Gundam. However, the Freedom Gundam's feet were still covered by the cylindrical barrier, and then they were quickly disintegrated!

Dust Release: Particle Style - Detachment of the Primitive World!

"This is Onoki's technique? But isn't Onoki still on the ground?!" Tianqing was surprised. Then, to Tianqing's astonishment, the "Onoki" walking at the front on the ground revealed his true form, who was actually just a member of the Tsuchikage's personal guard!

"This time, I've finally caught you! Ame!" High in the sky not far from the Freedom Gundam, the real Onoki slowly appeared. He had used the Iwa ninja on the ground as cover beforehand, and took advantage of the fact that Ame was distracted by the Iwa ninja reinforcements on the ground. He flew over stealthily and launched a sneak attack, finally succeeding in one strike!

If it weren't for the fact that Tian Qing instinctively sensed a hint of danger and dodged in a flash, it wouldn't just be the Freedom Gundam's feet that would have been broken into particles by Dust Release!

"So you knew about me a long time ago?" Tianqing asked coldly, piloting the now out-of-balance Freedom Gundam.

"Of course! You're far too confident in Konoha's aerial advantage!" Onoki felt a surge of pleasure as he looked at the Freedom Gundam, which had lost its lower body. "You probably never imagined that we had already deployed a large number of miniature warning barriers in the clouds to detect intruders in the sky. Therefore, your movements have always been under our control! It's just that the Iwagakure army didn't have any anti-air combat capabilities before, so they pretended not to know!"

This time, Tenqing was really careless! After Konoha used so many air attacks, the other major ninja villages had been studying how to deal with Konoha's air superiority. Because of the long period of smooth sailing, Tenqing subconsciously thought that the enemy was always helpless against attacks from the sky and could only passively defend. Therefore, Tenqing became somewhat relaxed!

"However, it's not too late to realize it now!" Tianqing glanced at the scene on the ground. On the Iwa ninja's position, many Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders stared blankly at "Onoki" who had suddenly turned into another person. For a moment, they did not react. Some of the more suspicious Iwa ninja even drew their weapons and aimed them at these "suspicious individuals" who were impersonating the Tsuchikage.

"It seems that, for the sake of secrecy, Onoki didn't even consult with the Iwa ninja army beforehand!"

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P.S. I wonder what you readers think of the side stories? After all, this is a crossover story, so it won't stay within the Naruto universe forever.

Chapter Sixty: Dust Escape and Divine Wind

Dust Release is a special ninjutsu inherited by the Second Tsuchikage, Onoki, the Third Tsuchikage. As a complex ninjutsu with earth, fire, and wind attributes, it is known as "Kekkei Tota," which surpasses "Kekkei Genkai," and possesses extremely terrifying destructive power.

Since Dust Release is a ninjutsu that combines ninjutsu attacks and ninjutsu barriers, it is not only very powerful, capable of directly disintegrating enemies trapped within the Dust Release barrier into particles that can never be repaired, but it can also be used to create Dust Release barriers of various shapes, such as cubes and cones, by changing their shape. Therefore, it can also be used for defense and self-protection, making it a high-level ninjutsu that combines attack and defense.

In the original work, Onoki almost instantly defeated Sasuke, who suddenly barged into the Five Kage Summit and was showing off, using Dust Release: Particle Style. If Obito hadn't intervened in time and saved Sasuke with his Mangekyou Sharingan, Sasuke, who had just emerged from seclusion, would have been defeated and killed. Naruto, who had been pursuing Sasuke all along, would have been separated from his best friend Sasuke forever. The original Naruto storyline of saving a best friend would have been transformed into a melodramatic storyline similar to "Ghost" or "My Corpse Bride".

In the later stages of the original story, during Onoki's final, all-out burst of power, he actually used Dust Release to instantly kill 25 of Madara Uchiha's Wood Release clones and the Susanoo on those clones, demonstrating its terrifying destructive power. Keep in mind, the other Kage at that time were being thoroughly beaten by Madara Uchiha's Wood Release clones and their Susanoo!

Therefore, under the sneak attack of the incredibly destructive Dust Release technique, the Freedom Gundam's lower body and legs were destroyed instantly. Otherwise, with the super-hard alloy armor and numerous anti-chakra runes engraved on its body, the Freedom Gundam...

It could withstand a dozen or more Fire Release and Lightning Release attacks without any problem! Only a technique with such terrifying destructive power as Dust Release could do this so easily!

"Dust Release: Particle Style!!" With Onoki's roar, a cylindrical Dust Release barrier shot out rapidly, instantly grazing past the Freedom Gundam! However, it wasn't that Onoki missed; rather, Ameharu, piloting the Freedom Gundam, narrowly dodged at the last moment before being hit, thus escaping unscathed. Although the Freedom Gundam's main body remained undamaged, its left arm was once again disintegrated by the Dust Release!

Due to Onoki's previous sneak attack, the originally agile Freedom Gundam lost its lower body and legs, causing severe imbalance in the machine. This greatly reduced the Freedom Gundam's speed in the sky, making it so difficult to dodge Onoki's Dust Release attack. After losing its left hand, the Freedom Gundam was even more severely damaged, teetering on the edge of the sky and unable to move. It seemed that it would be unable to dodge Onoki's next attack!

"Although the machine can't move, the pilot can!" In this critical moment, Tian Qing pressed the ejection button on the cockpit, actually preparing to abandon the Freedom Gundam! For pilots of aircraft, the escape ejection system in critical moments is a life-saving tool!

With a loud thud, the cockpit on the chest of the Freedom Gundam shot straight upwards like a cannonball, carrying Tensei inside to safety! The Freedom Gundam, now without its cockpit, plummeted downwards like a large piece of junk, billowing black smoke.

"Trying to escape? Too late!" Onoki roared, his eyes wide, then quickly stretched out his hands, aiming at the cockpit that was flying upwards. His palms shone brightly, and the Dust Release barrier was about to emerge!

Then, in that instant, the entire cockpit suddenly exploded, and a colossal blue giant appeared high in the sky! A terrifying pressure instantly enveloped the sky, like a god descending from the heavens, coldly looking down at the tiny Onoki below!

Summoning: Obelisk the Colossus!

Right after the cockpit ejected, Tian Qing recklessly summoned her most powerful spirit puppet in that cramped cockpit!

"Take this punch from me, and I guarantee you'll be on your way to the Western Paradise!" Tian Qing suddenly waved her hand, and the blue giant simultaneously raised his thick arm, throwing a punch with lightning speed! In an instant, the incredibly swift fist disappeared from Onoki's sight. Even with Onoki's Kage-level strength, he couldn't see the trajectory of the punch, only feeling an exceptionally fierce gust of wind rushing towards him!

"Not good!!" Onoki felt a chill run down his spine, as if he had been targeted by something extremely deadly. He hurriedly transformed the Dust Release barrier he had originally intended to use for an attack into a barrier wall, which he firmly blocked in front of him!

Dust Release Barrier vs. Light Speed ​​Fist!

boom!!!!!

A deafening roar erupted in the sky, like a thunderclap suddenly striking high above! The massive explosion echoed through the heavens, shattering the clouds for hundreds of miles around, instantly clearing the sky! Countless Iwa ninja on the ground covered their ears, nearly deafened by the blast, and stared in astonishment at the sky above!

Under the watchful eyes of countless Iwa ninja, the invincible Third Tsuchikage, Onoki, was falling uncontrollably, while in the sky, a huge blue deity was slowly retracting its fist!

"What incredible strength!" A trickle of blood spilled from Onoki's mouth, and he felt an unusual numbness in his hands! It was as if all the bones in his body had been broken! The violent collision had caused Onoki, who had been floating high in the air, to plummet downwards. He only managed to regain his balance and stop falling after falling quite a distance!

"As expected of Dust Release! It even managed to damage a summoning puppet like the Giant God Soldier who ate a Devil Fruit!" Tianqing looked at the numerous cracks appearing on the Giant God Soldier's fist, feeling a pang of heartache, but a smug smile played on her lips. "But unfortunately, this time it wasn't a draw; I won in the end!"

Upon seeing the smile on Tianqing's face, Onoki suddenly realized something, his expression changed drastically, and he turned to look at the Freedom Gundam that was accelerating and crashing down on the heads of the Iwa ninja on the ground!

The Freedom Gundam's self-destruct mode, codenamed: Kamikaze!

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Chapter 61 Self-Destruction is the Romance of Gundam

If a giant drill capable of piercing the sky represents a man's romance, then the final, magnificent self-destruction represents Gundam's romance.

A certain Federation ace Gundam pilot once said that rather than letting the Gundam sit alone in the armory rusting, aging, and getting moldy, waiting to be scrapped, it would be better to let it make its final appearance in front of the world with a magnificent self-destruction! Later, there was even a Gundam pilot who was known as the "self-destruct maniac," who had reached the advanced level of self-destructing at the slightest provocation, and felt uncomfortable if he didn't self-destruct during every battle.

It was precisely for this reason that when Tianqing was manufacturing the Freedom Gundam, it was only natural to add the self-destruct function to the Freedom Gundam. As long as the Freedom Gundam was set to drag the target down to hell together, it could show that target what "Gundam romance" is at the last moment!

So just now, Tianqing used himself and the cockpit as bait to attract Onoki's attention, and then summoned the Giant God Soldier to clash head-on with Onoki, allowing the Freedom Gundam to take the opportunity to accelerate to its maximum speed and crash into the Iwa ninja on the ground at an unprecedented super speed!

"What are you all standing there for! Scatter!!" Onoki yelled frantically at the Iwa ninja staff officers and squad leaders who were frozen in place on the ground!

But it was too late! Before the Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders could even understand what was happening, the Freedom Gundam burst into a dazzling light, like a star that had fallen to earth, turning everything in front of it into light!

In Tianqing's ears, the powerful roar of the Freedom Gundam resounded throughout the heavens and earth: Don't think that breaking my arms and legs will make me lose my fighting ability. Who do you think I am? I am the Freedom Gundam!!

Abyss lies ahead! Hell lies behind! Before this self-destructing power, even demons and gods will be annihilated!

boom!!!!

Amidst the deafening roar, a mushroom cloud slowly rose, and a violent shockwave erupted in all directions, whipping up countless dust particles in the sky and making the entire sky murky. At the same time, the enormous explosion drowned out all other noises, including the screams of the Iwa ninja on the ground.

"No!!" Onoki's eyes were bloodshot and his face was full of pain. He knew very well that the Iwa ninja strategists and squad leaders on the ground were the most important elite backbone of the Iwa ninja army. Once they were lost, the so-called Iwa ninja army would be nothing more than a bunch of loose sand with no fighting power.

"Onoki! You don't have time to pay attention to what's below now!!" Tensei had no intention of waiting for his opponent to adjust his mindset. As the saying goes, strike while the iron is hot, so he naturally wanted to take advantage of the enemy's momentary lapse in concentration to kill him directly! If he could also take advantage of the opportunity to kill the Tsuchikage, that would be a huge windfall for Tensei!

Almost as soon as Tianqing spoke, the blue giant behind him raised his hand again, channeling all his power into his fist, and then slammed it down on Onoki with the force of a mountain crashing down!

"Take this! The Five Elements Mountain Suppressing Monkey Fist!!"

boom!!!

The giant's fist slammed heavily onto the dust barrier that Onoki had hastily set up, and a thunderous roar echoed through the sky once again, creating another massive shockwave! The dust that had filled the sky due to the explosion was scattered in all directions, just like last time.

This time, however, the result of the battle was a complete victory for Tian Qing! Under the weight of that punch, Onoki could no longer maintain his levitation and his body plummeted down. He crashed straight into the ground and was deeply embedded in the earth, leaving a huge human-shaped crater in the ground!

Using the immense force of the impact, Tianqing quickly turned and rushed towards Konoha, without stopping to check if Onoki was dead or not. He had already achieved all his goals, so why not run now? Did he want to wait for the large group of Iwa ninja around him to react and come at him in a frenzy of anger?

You have to understand, Ameyoshi has been on a long journey for days and then fought a fierce battle with a strong opponent like Onoki. She doesn't have much chakra left! If she loses her composure because of greed, things will get really messed up!

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After a long time, the Iwa ninja who came to clean up the battlefield finally managed to dig out Onoki, who was stuck in the ground, and send him to the Iwa ninja's field hospital.

After quite some time, Onoki, whose body was wrapped in bandages, slowly opened his eyes and asked, still somewhat disoriented, "Where...where am I? What time is it?"

"Ah! Lord Tsuchikage, you're awake?!" A guard from the Iwa ninja standing nearby exclaimed with delight, standing up happily and gesturing to the Iwa ninja outside that the Tsuchikage had woken up, signaling them to inform the other Iwa ninja.

With his head wrapped in bandages, looking like a mummy, Onoki struggled to sit up, using his hands, which were in casts. Without asking about his injuries, he immediately asked, "Has the final casualty count been completed? What are our approximate losses this time?"

The Iwa ninja, whose face had been filled with joy at the Tsuchikage's awakening, suddenly lost his light and lowered his head to answer, "Because many people were gathered together to prepare to welcome reinforcements, the number of deaths caused by the explosion was high, and... most of the dead ninjas were military staff officers and squad leaders, so now there are almost no commanders left in the entire army, and many genin and chunin don't even know whose orders to take."

A weak soldier is just one weak soldier, but a weak general leads to a weak army! An army without reliable grassroots commanders, organizational structure, and core members has no fighting power whatsoever. Tianqing's operation dealt another heavy blow to the already severely weakened Iwa ninja army, rendering it completely incapable of fighting and unable to recover for at least the next few years. Those experienced staff officers and squad leaders cannot be trained overnight!

Onoki remained silent.

"Lord Tsuchikage, we heard you've woken up!" Footsteps approached, and several surviving Iwa ninja staff officers entered Onoki's hospital room, looking at him with joy.