The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

I have a little donkey

I never ride

One day, on a whim, I rode my bike to the market.

I was holding a small leather whip.

I was very pleased with myself.

I don't know why it started splashing.

I fell and got covered in mud

I was holding a small leather whip.

I was very pleased with myself.

I don't know why it started splashing.

I fell and got covered in mud..."

Director Wang Zhengyu, who was watching the monitor, breathed a sigh of relief. He Jiong, the younger brother, did have some redeeming qualities. He was handsome and a singer-songwriter, even if he sang children's songs.

"Director, director, that little donkey is worth three thousand silver dollars on the market!" the assistant director hurriedly said.

Wang Zhengyu: "???"

Is there such a rule?

Do you have to buy the donkey that someone has ridden?

Seeing the director's puzzled look, the assistant director said with a wronged expression, "The footage from Xiao Zhao's camera shows He Hao riding a donkey, patting the corresponding parts of the donkey, and muttering to himself, 'boiled donkey shank, stir-fried donkey intestines, donkey meat sandwiches,' and things like that..."

Wang Dingyu, with a serious expression, patted the assistant director on the shoulder and said, "You must rescue that innocent little donkey from their hands, or your salary will be docked!"

A little while later.

We've arrived at the Mushroom House.

The assistant director was just getting off the donkey when he arrived...

The donkey, however, got there first and ran off in a frenzy.

Their will to survive is incredibly strong!

It's a sweltering day.

Forget it, I'll just settle for being a couch potato.

I'll eat it next time.

Then.

He Hao knocked on the door and then pushed it open.

director?

plan?

Staff?

Ignore them all!

This was explained at the village entrance.

I just went in.

"Aha!" Liu Xianhua, who was hiding behind the door, rushed out and howled, trying to scare He Hao.

however……

He Hao turned around.

Expressionless.

Liu Xianhua maintained that fierce and aggressive demeanor.

The scene was quite awkward at one point.

A gust of wind blew by.

Henry Lau chuckled awkwardly, regained his composure, and asked in somewhat broken Mandarin, "Hello, my name is Henry Lau, you can call me Da Hua. Are you also one of the regular guests on this show?"

He Hao looked back at the camera Zhao Fei was carrying, hesitated for two seconds, and asked, "Is it really that not obvious enough?"

Liu Xianhua: "..."

Good heavens, the conversation just died like that.

The stalemate lasted for a while.

"Haha, just kidding. My name is He Hao, nice to meet you." He Hao smiled. "Liu Xianhua, born on October 11, 1989 in Canaan, is a Canaan-born Chinese pop singer, actor, host, and member of the South Korean boy group Super Junior-M. He is studying at Berklee College of Music... He is kind and helpful, so you should be happy to help me carry the box inside, right?"

The smile on Henry Lau's face gradually disappeared.

I guess... what you really wanted to say was the last sentence, right?

"Okay!" Liu Xianhua was a little unsure of what to do, so he could only nod, pick up the box, and leave.

He Hao lay on the cool mat in the courtyard like a salted fish.

A little while later, Liu Xianhua also came over and sat down.

"He Hao, do you know who else is on our show?"

"you guess?"

"..."

I really want to kill him, what should I do? I need help urgently, I'm waiting online.

The two were in silence.

A little puppy strolled over slowly.

"Wow, so cute!" Henry Lau exclaimed happily as he grabbed it.

He Hao shook his head regretfully, "Let it rest for a while. Right now, we can only make one pot of soup."

Liu Xianhua: "???"

director:"???"

Staff: "???"

Dogs are so cute, how could you bear to eat them?

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As the group stared at each other blankly, they heard someone talking outside the door.

"We're here! It's so quiet!"

"I wish I could stay here forever without smog."

The door opened.

He Jiong.

Huang Lei.

The two walked in, chatting and laughing.

"Teacher He! Teacher Huang!" Liu Xianhua exclaimed in surprise. He put down the dog, ran over, and gave the two of them a big hug.

"Dahua, go help us take our suitcases inside!" Huang Lei said with a smile.

Liu Xianhua: "..."

It's me again?!

I had to carry all four people's suitcases?!

Don't I have any pride?!

Even if I, Henry Lau, am beaten to death by everyone here, even if I don't have any screen time for an entire season, I will never help you carry your suitcases inside!

Oh dear... Teacher Huang's suitcase is quite heavy!

Henry Lau huffed and puffed as he carried their suitcases inside...

Henry Lau had no choice but to bow down to the 'evil forces'!

The main reason was that he had a sudden realization that he didn't seem to know how to cook.

He Hao climbed out of the straw mat and said lazily, "Brother, Teacher Huang, you're here? Don't be shy, have a seat!"

"This kid is always so lazy," He Jiong said with a smile, introducing him to Teacher He. "He's my younger brother, He Hao."

Huang Lei nodded, without saying anything more.

For a while.

The four of them were sitting on a straw mat.

We chatted with each other, and that's how we got to know each other.

However, He Hao had a strong urge to punch Liu Xianhua, because that guy looked at his name and said smugly, "My Chinese teacher taught me that Hao is not pronounced 'hao,' but rather... 'ri tian'!"

When will the day come!

A cute little puppy came running over with its short legs, which saved the day from a bloody tragedy.

"So cute!" He Jiong hugged the puppy, unable to put it down.

"How about we give him a name?" Huang Lei suggested.

"What should we call you?" Liu Xianhua leaned closer.

“How about we call him Little H!” He Jiong explained, “Huang Lei’s Huang is H, Da Hua’s Hua is H, He Jiong’s He is H, and He Hao’s He is also H.”

"Little H, what a great name!"

"Hello, Little H!"

He Hao, who was half-lying down to the side, licked his lips and said, "His English name is H, and his Chinese name is 'Loves to Eat'!"