(Alright!) "Come on, eat the wings, and fly higher and higher!" Huang Lei said with a smile.
“Yes, yes, one for each person!” He Jiong chimed in.
Liu Xianhua was deeply moved.
"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, please eat, please eat."
"No, no, you eat it!"
Liu Xianhua took a bite of the wing with a lot of bones but very little meat, filled with gratitude.
"Old He, how about half for each of us?" Huang Lei said with a grin as he moved the goose that had lost its legs and wings in front of him.
"Okay, okay." He Jiong nodded with a smile.
Liu Xianhua: →_→
I have a fucking rant to myself, but I don't know if I should say it.
Amidst the lively competition, everyone enjoyed their lunch immensely.
The battle was barely resolved in half an hour.
"I wish I could stay another day!" Jia Ling rubbed her stomach, glancing at the frightened colored lights beside her with an wicked smile.
Chapter 230 It's not even dark yet, and they're already driving? [Please subscribe]
The goose that we had at noon was bought by Huang Lei at the market.
The colored lights remain intact.
However, watching helplessly as its lively kin were plucked, cooked, and turned into a delicious meal, then shared by everyone, still left a considerable psychological scar on Cai Deng...
Upon hearing Jia Ling's words, Huang Lei silently prepared his big stick.
She has to leave tomorrow, whether she likes it or not.
Eat it this way.
We simply can't afford to raise them.
Wash the dishes and the pots.
Finally, it's done.
Everyone sat on the chairs and took a sip of coffee to relax.
“Drinking coffee is a bit out of place,” Huang Lei said, turning his head. “Ah Hao, call Si Cong and tell him to send the tea over as soon as possible, and also get some goji berries.”
"Is the need really that urgent?" He Hao asked in surprise.
"..."
"Tea without goji berries has no flavor..." Huang Lei explained.
"Teacher Huang, no need to say anything, I understand!" He Hao smiled.
Huang Lei: "..."
He Jiong cleverly extended the question to the topic of romance.
Jia Ling is a comedian by nature and has a great sense of variety.
Lei Datou is alright at acting, but he's practically invisible on variety shows. His question-and-answer sessions are so bad that He Jiong almost wants to send him on "A Date with Luyu." 233
He Jiong naturally and considerately passed this topic to Lei Jiayin.
Lei Jiayin's eyes glazed over for a moment as he said, "I remember during my freshman year, there was a hiking trip where I shared a tent with a girl, and she asked me if I had ever kissed a girl before..."
Everyone's eyes were bright with anticipation.
Omg!
I never expected Lei Datou to be so flamboyant!
It's not even dark yet, and we have to drive!
Everyone eagerly awaited the next part of the story.
Lei Jiayin, looking furious, glared at everyone and said, "Is it shameful to have never kissed? I feel humiliated!"
Several men wore manly smiles.
Ah!
The following plot will definitely be omitted by tens of thousands of words!
Who would have thought that Lei Datou was such a wild child in college!
Just as everyone was pondering and imagining the plot, Lei Datou's next words shocked them to their core!
"I sat outside the tent all night in a huff, and the next day, I took a taxi back to school and blocked the other party's WeChat and phone number!"
Everyone: "???"
What the hell!
This plot development was a bit unexpected!
"And then?" He Jiong asked dryly.
"And then, that was it." Lei Jiayin turned around in surprise, then patted his head and said, "Oh, there was another relationship, which was during my sophomore year of college. My girlfriend and I had already confirmed our relationship. During the May Day holiday, she called me and said that her parents were going on a week-long trip and she was scared to be home alone."
The group exchanged glances, a sense of foreboding creeping over them.
“At the time, I wasn’t well-off, so I used half a month’s living expenses to buy her pepper spray and a stun gun.” Lei Jiayin said with indignation and heartache, “I didn’t expect that as soon as I gave her the things, she broke up with me. I’ve seen through her. She just wants me to spend money on her.”
Everyone was dumbfounded!
Radium head!
Your head is so big!
Why do I feel like my brain cells are all asleep?
"So... what's the happiest thing you remember from your university days?" He Jiong quietly changed the subject.
After a moment of recollection, Lei Jiayin said with great enthusiasm, "Our class monitor and I were playing cards in her rented apartment. She said whoever won could draw a turtle on any part of the other person's body! Guess what happened next?"
The crowd shook their heads.
"That night, being good at card games, I drew over two hundred little turtles on our class monitor's arm, hahaha. Those marks couldn't be washed off. For the entire two weeks, our class monitor didn't dare wear short sleeves. It was hilarious, hahaha!"
Seeing Ciaa smiling happily.
Everyone: →_→
How many romances did Lei Datou miss out on during his college years...?
He Jiong felt utterly hopeless.
so tired!
This kind of player is simply impossible to carry!
They could easily end the conversation without even bringing up a topic.
You think you're the Terminator?!
Jia Ling really wanted to share her thoughts with everyone.
but……
When she was in college, she wasn't this fat, but she was still very voluptuous, and no one pursued her.
Besides, her mind isn't on the topic at hand right now.
The main reason was that her inspiration was bursting when she performed with He Hao last night!
if……
Start your own show.
Please provide a topic!
Or perhaps the performers are given a script, but the guests don't...
The contrast will definitely create hilarious moments!
How about we call it "Happy Club"?
Since its inception, Big Bowl Entertainment has not had a single standout program. "Happy Club" perfectly fits Big Bowl Entertainment's positioning!
As for the guests…
The first episode will definitely feature Chen He!
The other side's variety show performance was incredibly powerful!
In the second episode, we could let He Hao appear...
Two episodes are enough for a show to build a good reputation!
By then, the artists under their management will also become familiar faces to the audience!
It can help to share some of the laughs...
Most importantly, even if the first season of the show performed poorly in the market, they were always able to launch one or two of their own artists!
Then, I'll go on a comedy show and gain some experience...
Steady!
Huang Lei and He Jiong both shared their past love stories, showering viewers with sweetness.
Henry Lau also spoke haltingly.
Finally, it was He Hao's turn.
Seeing the expectant looks on everyone's faces, He Hao couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement!
A golden key was inserted into an ordinary lock, but it wouldn't open. Then an iron key appeared and opened it immediately. The iron key said to the golden key, "Do you know why you couldn't open it? Because I am the original wife. No matter how noble your birth, you can never win her heart!"
The crowd spontaneously applauded.
The moral of this story is so profound!
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