The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

Li Qing was still smiling, covering her face, "I can only lift one leg."

Chen He: "???"

Instantly, the entire venue erupted in cheers.

Both the guests and the audience were laughing uncontrollably.

"How heavy is Hehe's leg?"

"Judging by appearance, it weighs at least 200 pounds, right?"

"Haha, Li Qing, you've had a tough time."

"You picked the MVP in terms of weight on the field!"

Chen He's face stiffened, and he retorted, "Brother Chao, don't talk nonsense. I don't even weigh 200 jin. I weighed myself at home last time with an electronic scale, and I only weighed 120 jin."

He Hao hesitated for two seconds, "Your electronic scale can only measure up to 120 pounds, right?"

Everyone roared with laughter!

The maximum weight that can be measured is 120 jin!

This is absolutely hilarious.

“Ritian…” Chen He looked at He Hao as he prepared to pick up the red-tasseled spear, and immediately changed his words, “Brother Hao, now that you say that, I feel a lot of pressure, hahaha.”

He gave an awkward laugh and immediately left the group chat.

Seeing Chen He's aggrieved expression, everyone laughed even harder.

We waited until everyone had calmed down.

The director, holding the microphone, continued, "Welcome again, everyone. Next, we will begin the men's and women's competition. Before the competition begins, you need to understand the competition format and the winning conditions!"

Simply put.

This round's format is a 'maze map' with eight entrances and eight exits. The winning team in each round gets two exits. The more exits you have, the greater your chance of winning!

In the first round of the competition, three people, each with a strip of cloth about three meters long, were tied around their waists in a relay race. They could not touch each other with their hands; otherwise, they would be given an extra 5 seconds. The teams with the shortest time, divided into men's and women's teams, won.

The rules are simple and easy to understand.

however……

Just as the boys' team was getting ready, He Hao walked up to the director with a red-tasseled spear and placed the metal tip of the spear against the director's neck, saying, "I don't think this is fair."

The director's lips twitched.

You fucking bastard!

Where is it unfair? You fucking tell me!

Why resort to knives and guns!

Didn't you know I have a heart condition?

Believe it or not, I'll lie on the ground right now and extort you to death!

"Where is it unfair?" the director asked, wiping the sweat from his brow.

"There are only six girls and seven boys. That's not fair!" He Hao said calmly.

"So what you mean is..."

I'm quitting!

director:"???"

Look at others, they keep showing themselves off just to get screen time and more screen time.

What about you?

You threatened the director with a red-tasseled spear just to get fewer shots of yourself?

show!

Tianxiu!

Chen Duxiu!

A dazzling display of beauty!

Nature has bestowed upon us the most wondrous and exquisite things!

Showing off so much that he has almost no friends left!

The director agreed.

He Hao sat there happily, watching the boys' team's performance.

Look at them, acting all silly, spinning around, running, and getting tangled up in themselves...

Ah!

I'm so glad I quit.

Soon, the boys finished their performance...

It was the girls' team's turn...

Actually, this project mainly depends on the girls' team!

What's so interesting about a bunch of grown men?

Look at the women's team, their slender waists wrapped in white strips of cloth accentuate the bulges on their bodies, and especially when they spin, their fluffy white skirts begin to flutter gently... Damn, they're even wearing leggings underneath!

I despise you!

He Hao shook his head regretfully.

Running... Entangling...

The boys' team began praising it with great seriousness...

However, when Rong Zuer and Lin Zhiling took over, for some unknown reason, Lin Zhiling's legs were covered with a large 'X' made of white cloth, with one or two small embellishments!

It's practically a live bondage play!

The scene is beautiful!

Many of the male audience members took out tissues to stop their nosebleeds.

"Rong Zu'er really understands us!" He Hao muttered to himself, his feet involuntarily walking over.

"Where are you going?" Deng Chao grabbed his arm.

"Brother Chao, seeing how Sister Zhiling is, what if she falls during the relay race? I'll go help her!" He Hao pretended to be worried.

“You didn’t participate just now, so you have no experience at all. Let me go!” Deng Chao said with a smile.

He Hao silently took out his phone.

Deng Chao was preparing to go over...

"Hey, sister-in-law, I'm recording a show with Brother Chao right now. Yes, yes, Brother Chao's performance..."

Before He Hao could finish speaking, Deng Chao returned with a dark expression.

"Go ahead!"

Hahaha!

He Hao ran over with a look of joy on his face...

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result……

The director actually ignored He Hao's helpful and commendable character and didn't let him help the girls' team!

He Hao could only click his tongue and walk back with a disappointed look on his face.

The boys' team burst into laughter.

"Ah Hao, when did you get my wife's phone number?" Deng Chao was a little restless, afraid that his wife would call to check up on him. As soon as He Hao sat down, he asked impatiently.

"I was just calling 10086 to check my bill," He Hao replied absentmindedly.

"..."

That was a really cool move!

On the field.

The last wave.

The handover between Tang Yixin and Dilraba.

Both of them are the kind of girls whose beauty grows on you, but if you compare them closely, Dilraba is more beautiful.

It wasn't noticed before.

When she wore a skirt, especially with the black fabric tightly binding her waist, everything was on full display!

A mountain of considerable size!

A slender waist, almost too small to be grasped in one hand!

It immediately drew everyone's attention.

As the two exchanged the white cloth and began to spin, Dilraba raised her arms high and spun around rapidly, accompanied by her silvery laughter, like a happy butterfly.

It's so touching that you don't want to disturb them.

soon.

After Dilraba finished wrapping herself in the cloth strips, she ran to the other side and clapped with the staff.

The timer stopped.

Boys' team: "..."

Suddenly, I have this feeling that it's already over before it even started.

"Our main role in this segment is to be funny, right?" Zheng Kai asked quietly.