The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

"Zhang Laosan, I'm asking you, where is your hometown?" Li Chen said breathlessly.

"Okay, I'll be going now!" Deng Chao smiled slightly, indicating that it was no big deal.

"besides!"

Deng Chao: "???"

"Then continue!"

“My home is in Shanxi, about 300 li across the river!” Li Chen continued.

"That's all, right?"

"besides!"

"..."

Deng Chao: →_→

a long time.

Finally, I had memorized all four sections.

Deng Chao moved forward quickly.

Zheng Kai is already on high alert.

For a while.

Deng Chao finished recounting the entire content!

Zheng Kai nodded, fully unleashing the little cheetah's genes, and ran off as fast as he could!

soon.

We've arrived at the pavilion.

The referee was already waiting.

Card table.

9 minutes 14.33 seconds.

The referee asked, "May I ask, what crops did Mr. Zhang plant in his three crops?"

Zheng Kai could hardly believe his ears!

Knock in there.jpg

I've memorized such a long passage, and there's only this one question!

"Sorghum and millet." Zheng Kai found it a bit unappetizing.

Congratulations, you have successfully completed the challenge!

Zheng Kai: "..."

Back at Fuxi Wharf.

"Because you have successfully completed the challenge, we can now add one more spot for a full rendition of 'Defend the Yellow River'," the director said, holding his beloved white megaphone. "Now, let's play rock-paper-scissors. The winner gets the spot."

Everyone: "???"

Rock, paper, scissors?

To win, to obtain a spot?

"So rushed?" He Hao said helplessly.

"Ok!"

"..."

then……

A group of people started playing rock-paper-scissors.

In the end, Jing Tian won.

Afterwards, Jing Tian went to rehearsal, while Deng Chao, who was the reciter and could also sing some excerpts, also left.

remain……

Four salted fish.

"Shall we be the audience?" Zheng Kai suddenly asked.

"That's good too!" Jia Ling nodded, indicating her satisfaction.

"Director, are you planning to have them sing 'Defend the Yellow River' on stage while we do our part on the ground, sitting in boats and collecting trash?" Li Chen clicked his tongue.

The director thought for a moment, then slapped his thigh and said, "Li Chen, your suggestion is excellent!"

Everyone: "???"

Li Chen: (⊙⊙)

What the hell!

I'm just kidding!

How could you actually take it seriously!

The director actually tried contacting the staff to revise the game plan.

result……

The preparation time was too short.

There was absolutely no chance.

The director could only lament, "We'll try again next time!"

If it weren't for Li Chen's strong physique, he would probably have been beaten to death by the crowd and thrown into the Yellow River to swim naked by now.

"The last game, the unlucky one!" The director looked regretful and spoke weakly. "The four of you can decide three spots for the chorus selection, and the remaining spot will be for the announcer. Bring out the watermelon."

A huge watermelon.

Four.

It was covered with forks.

Each one has its own segments.

If anyone finds a slice of melon with chili in it, it means... they've won a prize!

· ····Requesting flowers· ··

Then, it began.

Everyone picked up a fork and began to eat.

"So sweet!"

"Why bother with rehearsals? Let's just sit here and watch the show."

"Yes, that's what I think too."

"Come on, let's continue."

again and again.

The director's face turned a little green.

He was a little worried that the props department might have made a mistake.

Why hasn't anyone won the prize yet after all this time!

at last……

next time.

Everyone was happily eating.

He Hao chewed twice, then seemed to be frozen in place, completely still.

"Ah Hao, what's wrong?" Li Chen nudged him and asked.

"That expression...could it be that he won the lottery?"

0

"Is it this spicy? You're already sweating!"

He Hao felt his mouth watering and said, "This isn't the kind of just-right spiciness I wanted at all; it feels a bit forced."

Everyone: →_→

Zheng Kai, not believing in the superstition, took a bite, and instantly felt terrible. He opened his mouth wide, like a fish being pulled ashore, his eyes bulging out and his tongue sticking out long.

Li Chen gave Zheng Kai a negative review for his acting skills.

Then he took a bite.

A moment of silence.

"Where's the water?! It's so spicy! Water! Water!"

then……

After downing ten bottles of Anmuxi yogurt in a row, Li Chen let out a satisfied burp and gave He Hao's fair assessment and Zheng Kai's performance a perfect score.

The final result is finally out.

He Hao was given the only job as an announcer.

Finally, of course, it's time to arrange things with the rest of the people.

******

in the afternoon.

Four o'clock.

On the banks of the Yellow River.

Island where love is sealed.