The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

"Ah Hao, listen to my advice, pull over right now. Let someone else handle this skill of driving!" Huang Bo said, gripping the handrail with a melancholy tone.

"No need! I'm young and strong, and my eyesight is excellent!" He Hao patted his chest and said. "Don't believe me? I'll show you a special skill! Driving with your feet! I don't usually show this to just anyone, you're getting a great deal!"

Chapter 294 Water? There's no water at all! [Please Subscribe]

What the hell!

Even driving with your hands is this bad!

They actually dared to use their feet to drive?!

Seeing He Hao actually start taking off his shoes, Huang Lei, in the passenger seat, endured the pungent smell, grabbed He Hao's arm, and said in a trembling voice, "Hao, calm down! We believe you, we believe you! You...you...you damn well better put your socks back on?!"

Sun Honglei, who was behind him, turned green with anger and hurriedly opened the window.

"Whoa, no wonder it smells so bad! Taking off their shoes wasn't enough, they even took off their socks!"

“Brother Honglei, you don’t understand. Experienced drivers rely on feel when driving, just like wearing socks and gloves!” He Hao argued vehemently.

Everyone: →_→

It's the same logic, damn it!

"Ah Hao, stop causing trouble. Quickly pull over and let Bo'er drive." Huang Lei rubbed his head. "I feel like your claim that you're a 'super good driver' is a bit of an exaggeration!"

"Water? What water?" He Hao pouted, looking aggrieved.

"Ah Hao, with your snake-like maneuvers, you dare to say there's no trickery involved? What I'm more curious about is, how did you even get your driver's license in the first place?" Huang Bo asked, voicing his biggest question.

"Driver's license? What driver's license?" He Hao asked curiously.

"You...you...you don't have a driver's license?"

"No!"

Holy crap!

Driving without a license!

They actually dared to try opening it with their feet?!

Did Liang Jingru give you the courage?!

"Stop the car! Stop the car right now!" Everyone panicked.

"There's no parking here either. We'll stop after we get past this intersection," He Hao said, pointing at the traffic lights, wanting to have some more fun.

Everyone: "???"

You want to open another intersection?!

Big brother!

Don't drag us into your mess!

The crowd hurriedly held He Hao down, while Huang Lei, in the passenger seat, leaned to one side and tried to steer the car closer to the side of the road.

at last……

Pull the car over.

He Hao was pulled out of the driver's seat and thrown into the back, while Huang Bo fastened his seatbelt and turned the key!

beep beep...

Only with the car of an experienced driver can the Wuling Shenguang finally drive normally on the road!

For a while.

Huang Lei suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said, "Everyone, when we're together, please turn off your phones. When we're apart, turn them back on. Today, let's have some fun!"

"Oh, fuck, open!"

"That's right!"

"Turn off the phone!"

"Haha, if we can't get through on the phone, how do you think the production team will assign tasks?"

"Looks like we're definitely going to have a day of sightseeing!"

Everyone was in a good mood.

"We're still over 60 kilometers from our destination. Let's all get some sleep for a bit," Huang Bo thoughtfully reminded everyone as he drove.

then……

Sitting in the back seat, Zhang Yixing leaned his head against the window and began to rest.

Wang Xun, on the other hand, was leaning against the window on the other side.

Sitting in the middle, Sun Honglei said helplessly, "What am I supposed to do? There's nowhere to lean on!"

"Just lean on his shoulder," Huang Bo said, pointing at Zhang Yixing.

"It would be so embarrassing for a grown man like me to sleep with my head on someone's shoulder... Well, to be honest, it's actually quite comfortable to lean on."

Everyone: "..."

Silence slowly fell over the car.

A soft snoring sound began.

The sky was overcast, and with nothing to do, most people were asleep.

Sudden……

Jingle Bell!

Jingle Bell!

Jingle Bell!

The cell phone rang urgently!

Instantly, many people were awakened.

Everyone stared silently at Huang Lei, looking at the phone in his hand, their faces filled with melancholy.

"Brother Lei, didn't you tell us to turn off our phones? Why are yours still on?" He Hao was also a little confused.

"Your brother Bo doesn't know the way, so I'm just using Gaode Maps for navigation," Huang Lei said helplessly.

Everyone: "..."

What kind of time is this to be doing, still trying to squeeze in soft advertising?

You're so cheeky it's scary!

a long time.

The phone continued to ring, while Huang Lei looked hesitant.

"Brother Lei, why aren't you answering the phone?" He Hao asked, rubbing his nose.

"I'm wondering, if we hang up the phone now and shut it down instantly, is it too late?" Huang Lei asked the others for their opinions quite seriously.

Everyone: "..."

The various opinions and bizarre actions were enough to give anyone a headache.

He Hao took the phone directly from Huang Lei's hand and clicked to answer.

"Hello?" He Hao turned on the speakerphone.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Sun Honglei here?" The other person used a voice changer, but He Hao still keenly recognized that the other person was actually director Yan Min.

“Brother Honglei, the director wants to see you!” He Hao casually handed his phone behind him.

other side:"……"

Sun Honglei: "..."

other people:"……"

I almost died laughing.

"Director, what's up?" Sun Honglei answered the phone with a smile.

"I'm not the director!" The other person seemed a little confused. Was it because their voice was too distinctive, or was the voice changer too bad?

“Okay, director, you’re not the director, just say what you need to say!” Sun Honglei said, turning his head.

"I'm really not..."

"If you don't tell me, I'm hanging up!" Sun Honglei said quietly.

The other party clearly didn't want to continue the argument and said directly, "Mr. Sun Honglei, I'm a fan of yours. I've always had a dream of becoming a director. Recently, I wrote a script for 'Survival on an Island,' and I hope that 'Go Fighting!' can give me a chance to fulfill my directorial dream by following my script!"

“We (okay, Zhao) won’t give you that chance.” He Hao leaned over and teased.

Everyone: "..."

other side:"……"

Can't we just have a normal conversation?!

The other party immediately unleashed their ultimate weapon, saying, "Mr. Sun Honglei, there's a bomb in your bag. If you want to complete my mission properly..."

The people inside the car were in a complete panic!

bomb?!

real or fake?

"I really do have something in my bag!" Sun Honglei opened his small backpack, trembling, and pulled out a large red bomb. "Look!"

"Holy crap, it really exists!"

"Oh my god! Could it really explode?"

"Are you kidding me?"

"I always feel..."

Before everyone could finish speaking, they saw He Hao open the car window and instantly throw the bomb out of the car.