The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

“Yes, yesterday’s, one wave left, another wave came.” He Hao nodded.

"Male or female?" Chi Zi pushed up his glasses and asked excitedly.

"Brother Xiaobao." He Hao said with a helpless expression.

"You have no idea how scary Xiaobao was last night..." Liu Xianhua couldn't help but speak, still feeling lingering fear.

The others burst into laughter.

"And yesterday, we all brainstormed and came up with an English name for Xiaobao," Liu Xianhua patted Li Dan on the shoulder. "Guess what it is?"

"I can't guess." Li Dan shook his head.

"Wodetianweisenmoramoshuaishuaidebuyaobuyaode!" Liu Xianhua laughed and said.

Li Dan hesitated for two seconds, "Is this what you call filling in what you're lacking?"

Liu Xianhua clearly didn't quite understand this statement.

"Chinese people generally pay attention to things like the I Ching and the Eight Trigrams, and this applies to naming as well," He Hao said eloquently. "For example, my brother He Jiong was lacking the element of fire in his birth chart, so he was given the character Jiong. Teacher Huang Lei was lacking the element of earth in his birth chart, so he was given the character Lei."

“So, what you’re lacking is…” Liu Xianhua looked down at Li Dan’s navel.

Li Dan: (。_。)

You think I won't kill you?!

The others also laughed heartily.

Li Dan looked utterly dejected; this was like digging his own grave.

"Dandan, don't be sad. How can a man be defeated by such a difficulty? You have to cheer up," Liu Xianhua encouraged.

Li Dan: →_→

A harmonious society saved you.

"Shaogang, aren't you busy teaching? You have so much time to come here and play, it's not like you at all," Huang Lei asked curiously, taking a sip of tea.

"Isn't this the start of a new season of Roast? The sponsors are already in place. We'll be doing some advertising on this kind of popular show," Zhang Shaogang joked.

"Wang Zhengyu, did you hear that? This part can't be cut!" Huang Lei shouted in the director's direction.

The director naturally nodded in agreement.

"Roast Conference" is an online variety show.

The internet is becoming increasingly terrifying, sweeping through the time of almost all young people.

Naturally, the original television programs suffered a severe drop in viewership.

So some people proposed the concept of online variety shows. If "977 Qipa Talk" was a shot in the arm for low-budget online variety shows, then "Roast Conference" showed all investors the potential of online variety shows!

The first episode went live and garnered over 100 million views within a day!

The internal staff of Tencent Video were in a state of panic.

I thought it was a calculation error.

After a thorough check, the data was completely accurate!

A show that rose to fame through jokes, suitable for all ages, and made Li Dan and Chi Zi, who were originally creatives, famous, and even the stand-up comedy culture, which was a hot topic for a time.

The fact that "Roast Conference" came specifically to advertise for "Back to Field" is naturally very beneficial to the show.

"Of course, this trip isn't just about promotion." Li Dan, the planner, hurriedly said, "I often watch Brother Hao's shows. This time, I came to invite Brother Hao to be the main guest if he has time. We can invite some friends and such. I feel like it could be a huge hit."

He Hao felt a little confused.

friend?

Where the hell did I get these friends?!

Are you suggesting we invite a row of girls then?

Tong Liya?

Dilraba?

Zhao Liying?

Zheng Kang?

I feel that He Ritian's reputation might directly become "King of Playthings" by then...

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I bet he'll get some serious discipline from Tong Liya right after he finished recording the show!

If things go well, he might be able to spend the rest of his life in a hospital bed.

If I'm unlucky, I might have to change my name to... He Dandan.

Just thinking about it sends chills down my spine.

"My schedule is pretty full right now, so I'll talk about it later when I have more time," He Hao immediately declined.

"Alright then." Li Dan clicked his tongue, slightly regretful. "Brother Hao, when you have time, you must contact me, especially if you're accidentally being attacked and completely humiliated. Don't buy appearances or trending topics, just come to our show. I can promise to put on a special episode for you!"

Li Dan was absolutely right.

His favorite people are probably those embroiled in scandals!

After filming "My Fair Princess," Zhou Jie took on the role of Young Justice Bao, becoming a hugely popular star back then. If nothing unexpected had happened, he would have become one of the most enduring middle-aged male actors in mainland China.

The result?

Lin Xinru successfully turned her career around by fabricating a "tongue kissing scandal" and establishing various positive personas. However, some unscrupulous tabloids continued to follow up, and Zhou Jie was completely vilified.

Logically speaking, a person like this should never be able to get back up in this lifetime.

then……

"Roast Conference" gave everyone a resounding slap in the face.

Although the first episode was banned, the scandals from back then were dug up, most of which were fabricated. Later, due to the donation issue, Lin Xinru's public image collapsed...

Many investors have already started waving their cash, expressing their desire for Jay Chou to play the male lead.

Zhou Jie scoffed. Did they really think I'd just been sitting around waiting to be criticized all these years? I'm a capitalist now, with factories, estates, and shares. If I wanted to make a TV series, I could do it myself! However, he's simply disillusioned with the entertainment industry.

Justice may be delayed, but it will never be absent.

Of course, this is also due to the internet.

Chen Peisi, who was once extremely popular, was instantly humiliated by being blacklisted by CCTV. If he hadn't fallen from grace, Zhao Benshan wouldn't have had a chance, and there wouldn't have been the later "green" Errenzhuan (a type of folk opera) and the Zhao Family Troupe...

What now?

A certain TV station threatened to blacklist Guo Dagang, but Guo Dagang scoffed, saying, "I'm not playing with you anymore!" After that, Deyun Society's development went smoothly, and Guo Dagang even became the spokesperson for contemporary crosstalk. His crosstalk shows, which attracted tens of thousands of people, were in high demand and short supply. Even when he performed crosstalk abroad, the audience was packed.

The internet is a double-edged sword.

Far away.

Meeting Li Dan's gaze, He Hao felt that the other party seemed to want him to quickly reveal his dirty secrets so that he could happily clear his name...

For a while.

The emotional connection between everyone has been established.

Huang Lei counted on his fingers and said, "Right now, we have nothing. We need to dig bamboo shoots, pick shepherd's purse, and buy some things, like meat. I'll definitely be the one buying things, since I'm the one who cooks. Jiongjiong will be my driver, and the rest of you will gather the bamboo shoots and shepherd's purse. Does everyone agree? Okay, let's do it this way!"

Li Dan: "..."

pond:"……"

Actually, we can shop too!

We spend money too!

"I have objections!" Zhang Shaogang said seriously, "Regarding shopping, and the matters of digging bamboo shoots and picking shepherd's purse, I feel..."

"Shaogang, you come shopping with me!" Huang Lei waved his hand.

"I feel... the arrangements are pretty good!" Zhang Shaogang immediately sat down happily, without feeling out of place at all.

Pond: (⊙⊙)

Li Dan: (⊙⊙)

Teacher Shaogang, where has your integrity gone?!

Was the decision made so suddenly?!

There wasn't even the slightest hesitation!

Have you even considered our feelings?!

“Okay, then it’s decided!” He Jiong made the final decision. “We’ll go shopping, and you young people can go dig bamboo shoots and pick shepherd’s purse. Make sure you finish the work, otherwise Teacher Huang won’t be able to cook, and then no one will have anything to eat.”

The four people: "..."

A happy decision?

You guys are having a good time, aren't you?

We felt nothing, we were even a little sad...

He Hao was also completely dumbfounded!

I'm a dignified, beloved, and lazy bum!

I actually have to do work too?!

That's going too far!

However, after exchanging a quick glance with his older brother, He Hao realized that he was probably worried that Henry Lau would be led astray by the two stand-up comedians and wouldn't be able to eat lunch.

then……

Seven people, divided into two teams!

One group drove directly to the shopping area.

The other team simply carried hoes, wore straw hats, and went to dig bamboo shoots...