The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

Li Dan: "???"

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I just want to have a proper meal of braised pork hock, why won't you guys satisfy me?

I was just showing off, why are you so impatient?

"Brother Hao, what I really want is to eat pork hock!" Li Dan said, gesturing wildly.

“Didn’t I just say that, under the premise of trying our best to meet your needs… we can’t meet your needs for pork hock!” He Hao pointed to the whole mountain and said, “But, we can definitely meet your needs for bamboo shoots, and it’s the kind of satisfaction that will last for generations!”

"Brother Hao, I was wrong. I'll never show off again. Let's go home!" Li Dan shed tears of regret.

then……

The four people carried bamboo baskets on their backs and slowly walked home.

Mushroom House.

Push the door open and enter.

Only Little H wagged its tail and ran over.

no one.

"Why haven't Teacher Huang and the others come back yet?" Li Dan put the bamboo basket on the ground.

"How about we make a call and ask?" Liu Xianhua rubbed his stomach, feeling a little hungry.

"it is good!"

Li Dan easily took out his phone and made a call to Huang Lei's phone.

"Hey?"

"It's me again, Teacher Huang! Surprised? Unexpected?"

"..."

"Teacher Huang, what are you doing?"

"We're having coffee!"

"...That sounds like a lot of hard work."

"Yes, it's tiring because we've already had several drinks, but we can still keep going!"

"...".

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Li Dan silently hung up the phone.

Clearly, under He Hao's tireless influence, everyone in the Mushroom House has been successfully led astray over such a long period of time.

Every single one of them has become a comedian.

As a big shot in the world of jokes, I somehow have the illusion that I'm no longer respectable.

Ten minutes later.

"Let's go pick shepherd's purse," Liu Xianhua said.

then……

Li Dan teases the dog.

Enjoy the scenery by the pond.

He Hao lay motionless on the chair, pretending to be dead.

"Brother Ritian, Teacher Huang also asked us to pick shepherd's purse." Liu Xianhua ran to He Hao's side, tugged at his clothes, and said.

"You wouldn't believe it, but someone put super glue on the chair, and I couldn't get up at all." He Hao lied without batting an eye, and the "320" didn't seem out of place at all.

Liu Xianhua: "..."

If you don't try to turn things around, I'll believe you!

"Brother Ritian, if Teacher Huang doesn't do this, we won't get lunch..."

He Hao was utterly helpless and could only open his eyes and say, "Teacher Huang did say that we wouldn't be given lunch. The problem is, we've already gotten the bamboo shoots we need for cooking. As for shepherd's purse, it's obviously a byproduct. Besides, look at the time, we probably won't be able to eat until 2 p.m., so is that lunch? Young man, don't be so naive."

Liu Xianhua: (⊙⊙)

What you're saying sounds incredibly reasonable!

Since that's the case...

Just be a carefree couch potato!

Then, Henry Lau sat happily on the cool mat, sipping tea and enjoying the scenery.

More than ten minutes.

The shopping cart is coming back.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Zhang Shaogang returned carrying large and small bags of things.

I pushed open the door and took a look.

Ouch!

Everyone's here!

"Have you dug up all the bamboo shoots? And picked all the shepherd's purse?" Huang Lei asked casually, looking at the group who were resting.

"The bamboo shoots are all dug up, enough for us to eat!" He Hao immediately turned around and answered while resting his head on the soft pillow. "Shepherd's purse, that's a whole acre of land. The four of us are still just kids, how can we handle that kind of labor?"

"How many did you pick?" Huang Lei asked rather leniently.

“I’m personally allergic to numbers, ask Dahua!” He Hao immediately pretended to be dead.

Sipping fragrant tea and gazing at the picturesque scenery before me, I even felt a surge of inspiration to compose a poem.

result……

Hearing He Hao's words and meeting Huang Lei's gaze, his hand trembled, and he almost spilled tea on his pants.

Brother Ritian!

You've really thrown this pot into the water!

"Ahem, um... Egg, how much shepherd's purse did we pick?" Driven by a strong will to survive, Liu Xianhua's mind worked incredibly fast.

Li Dan, who was playing with Little H, felt a bit of a toothache.

Your skills in shifting blame are truly remarkable!

However, Li Dan was also quick-witted and made money very fast.

"Ouch... I suddenly feel a headache, like I have amnesia, I can't remember anything!" Li Dan clutched his head and immediately said, "Chi Zi, report our results to the teachers!"

Chi, who had been secretly laughing, suddenly gasped in shock!

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If I'm not mistaken, you guys learned your blame-shifting skills from the womb, didn't you?

That's quite skillful!

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Zhang Shaogang looked at the pool with puzzled expressions.

He Hao pretended to be dead while carrying the three people on his back, but his eyes were bright and alert as he looked at Chi Zi.

Liu Xianhua appeared indifferent on the surface, but his ears were perked up as he looked at him through the reflection in the camera lens.

Li Dan's hand, which was covering her head, peeked out slightly, her gaze quietly fixed on him.

Chi Zi was in a complete panic at that moment.

I even had a slight urge to self-harm.

But in the end, I still didn't have that resolve.

"How much shepherd's purse did you pick... Let me put it this way, Teacher Huang, how much land do you think is left after subtracting half an acre from one acre?" Chi Zi coughed lightly and asked.

"Half an acre," Huang Lei answered truthfully.

"What if we reduce the area by three-tenths of an acre?" Chi Zi asked cautiously.

"Two-tenths of an acre."

Huang Lei smiled and picked two acres of shepherd's purse, which was not bad. Before he could say anything to praise him, Chi Zi continued to speak.

"What if we subtract two parts from two parts?" Chi Zi asked, lacking confidence.

"Equal to...0?" Huang Lei was somewhat incredulous.

"You're amazing! You can answer all of these!"

Chi Zi immediately clapped, and the others quickly responded with enthusiastic applause.

Huang Lei's lips twitched. "So, you didn't pick a single shepherd's purse?"

All four nodded in unison.

Huang Lei: "..."

He Jiong: "..."

Zhang Shaogang: "..."

A moment of silence.

Huang Lei silently put down the food he had just bought, quietly walked to the wall, took out three sticks, one for each of the three men, and then said, "We're family, we'll handle this ourselves. Jiongjiong and I will hit Dahua and Ahao, and Shaogang, you hit Chizi and Dandan, okay?"

“No problem at all!” Zhang Shaogang’s face was full of excitement.

then……

A chaotic scene ensued!

The four men ran away with their heads in their hands, nearly getting hammered to death.

In the end, the three big shots spared their lives out of consideration for the bamboo shoots, and set a strict task: if they didn't pick two baskets of shepherd's purse today, they would have to ask the sticks in their hands if they agreed.