The Entertainment King of Longing for Life

He Hao regretted not stopping the other person from cooking...

There are four dishes on the table!

Anyway, at first glance, I couldn't tell what kind of dishes they were!

after all……

It was all a dark, black plate!

It's still steaming hot!

Even ghosts can’t tell the difference!

"Try these cola chicken wings!" Tong Liya brought over two bowls of rice, placing one in front of each person, and sat down directly.

Cola chicken wings?

Which one is it?

He Hao's chopsticks trembled as he reached for the bottom left corner...

"Hey, hey, hey, that's not it, that's braised pork!" Tong Liya shouted.

He Hao: (⊙⊙)

Excuse me!

I honestly couldn't tell!

then……

He Hao's chopsticks trembled as he reached for the top left corner. This time it should be right, at least the shape matches...

"Hey, hey, it's not that one, which one is braised pork ribs!" Tong Liya continued.

He Hao: (⊙⊙)

It really gives you the feeling of "two rabbits running side by side, how can you tell which is male and which is female!"

He Hao's chopsticks trembled as he reached for the upper right corner...

“That’s stir-fried potato slices!” Tong Liya said quietly.

He Hao: (⊙⊙)

Four dishes, four attempts, and finally the right choice!

He Hao shakily picked up a chicken wing, placed it in his bowl, and simply couldn't bring himself to eat it...

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I hesitated several times.

Meeting Tong Liya's passionate gaze was really hard to bear.

At last……

He Hao still picked up the chicken wing with trembling hands, looked at the thing in front of him, swallowed hard, and forced a smile, saying tactfully, "Ya Ya, do you remember when we were little, the teacher said that if you encounter a bad person, dial 110, if you encounter a fire, dial 119, and if someone has food poisoning, you should dial 120 immediately."

Tong Liya slammed her chopsticks on the table angrily. "Are you saying that the food I cooked might give you food poisoning?"

He Hao: (⊙⊙)

What the hell!

How can they be so self-righteous?!

I get the feeling that you have absolutely no self-awareness!

"How could that be! My wife's cooking, just looking at the presentation... well, let's not even talk about the presentation. Just smelling the '563' aroma... well, let's not even talk about the taste." Seeing that Tong Liya seemed to be on the verge of exploding, He Hao finally said against his will, "I'm mainly worried that you don't have much experience buying ingredients. I'm afraid that if you buy expired chicken wings, wouldn't that cause food poisoning?"

Tong Liya's anger finally subsided, and she said with a grin, "Don't worry, I even checked the expiration date when I bought it, it's absolutely fine! You should try it!"

He Hao: (⊙⊙)

never mind!

Die or die!

At worst, I'll just have to go to the hospital for a stomach pump!

When I was shot and received treatment, I survived without anesthesia!

These are just some minor difficulties at hand...

I should be able to endure it... right?

With a gritted tooth, a stomp of the foot, and a blink of an eye, he stuffed the dark, mushy chicken wing into his mouth...

Sora...

Ok?

Is the taste still palatable?

Take a small bite.

Chew it.

He Hao was overjoyed!

It's cooked!

These chicken wings are actually cooked!

It's like winning five million!

Then, he swallowed it whole.

He Hao finally opened his eyes and put the remaining chicken wings in the bowl.

"How was it? How was it?" Tong Liya asked, looking for praise.

"Not bad, not bad at all!" He Hao nodded and praised, "Yaya, you have a real talent for cooking. In the future... in the future... when I'm home, I'll cook, and when you're alone, practice more!"

"Really good?" Tong Liya asked happily.

"That's right! My wife is the best," He Hao praised.

Actually, how should I put it...

To sum it up simply: ...you can eat it, and you won't die!

"By the way, Yaya, why does this dish seem a bit too sweet to me?" He Hao wondered.

"Oh, I saw a tutorial online that said adding more sugar would make the burnt taste less noticeable, so I added a little more. I won't need it after I graduate," Tong Liya said casually.

He Hao: "..."

That's it!

Thankfully, it wasn't about adding some DDT...

I feel like Baidu still has a shred of conscience left.

Lunch begins.

"Ah Hao, don't just eat rice, eat more vegetables!" Tong Liya would occasionally pick up a piece of something that looked and tasted strange and put it into He Hao's bowl.

"No, no!" He Hao shook his head. "You're too thin. You feel rough to the touch. You should eat more. I don't need any. Besides, I think the rice you made is delicious. I can just eat the snow-white rice!"

Tong Liya shed tears of emotion.

He Hao smiled with satisfaction.

Cooking rice doesn't require much complicated preparation; it's basically quite normal.

Moreover, the bottom layer, slightly burnt, turns into crispy rice crust, which is also very delicious.

He Hao managed to eat his fill of rice and drink some water to fill the gaps in his meal; it was practically perfect.

Put all the plates and other dishes in the dishwasher.

The two snuggled together, watching TV.

3 PM.

"Yaya, how about we go visit the Great Buddha Temple?" He Hao asked, touching her smooth, delicate hand.

"You're a Buddhist?" Tong Liya glanced at him and asked.

“I believe He!” He Hao replied seriously.

"roll!"

"..."

finally……

Tong Liya couldn't resist He Hao's persistent harassment, and just when things were about to escalate, she finally nodded in agreement.

Get dressed.

Wear a mask.

Let's just leave!

He Hao was visibly excited!

paralysis!

It's finally out!

If you come across any snacks like hand-pulled pancakes, roujiamo (Chinese hamburger), kebabs, or hot pot skewers later, make sure you stuff yourself until you're full, so you can have an excuse to skip dinner!

Hahaha!

I'm a fucking genius!

I just left the residential area...

"Luckily, there's a taxi here!" Tong Liya said happily, pointing to the parked taxi.

"Come on, get in the car!" He Hao pulled her and got in.

He Hao glanced at the hidden markings on the car and knew that these were people secretly protected by 'Heavenly Path'.