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I, Zhao Ritian, refuse to accept this!

Zhao Hao really wanted to spit blood on Mo Mo's face. He was more wronged than Dou E... no, there is no Dou E in this world... more wronged than the universally used unit of measurement, the hour!

Shi Chen deserved to die. Although he sent his daughter into the insect nest without knowing the full story, he still did it.

But Zhao Hao didn't do anything!

That ambition is just ambition; the Emperor isn't dead yet, so is it illegal to even think about it?

Just thinking about it is illegal, so all men in the world, except for eunuchs, should be locked up in prison!

Zhao Hao felt as if the whole sky had crashed down on him. Fortunately, as a eunuch, he had much less physical activity than ordinary men and was less burdened by the pressure of buying a house and a car, which made him relatively healthy both physically and mentally.

Despite his advanced age, Zhao Hao had no illnesses whatsoever; otherwise, if Mo Mo had just thrown this accusation at him, he would have been either furious or fainted from anger.

Zhao Hao's lips moved as he forced himself to remain calm and composed, drawing upon his decades of experience as a eunuch to deal with this crisis.

This is a major crisis!

Because Momo is shifting the blame randomly!

The problem, the biggest problem, the most crucial problem, is not whether what Momo said is true, but how he said it!

That's right. Right now, this despicable young man who has kidnapped the emperor has the power to issue black pot cards. Whoever he points to must turn against him, even if you are a loyalist.

He was doomed to die because he kidnapped the emperor, but it doesn't matter that he died. At this time, whoever he bites will be implicated!

The truth or falsehood is no longer important. What matters is that as long as Mo Mo speaks, Zhao Hao believes that there must be other eunuchs behind him who will try every means to turn this false accusation into the truth.

There were only eight chief eunuchs, but eight people sharing the emperor's power was still a bit too many. With one less competitor and one more person holding power, Zhao Hao believed that the dead eunuchs behind him would definitely support it wholeheartedly.

Those damned eunuchs!

Ah... I can't curse like that, I almost forgot I'm also a eunuch.

These... eunuchs who were resurrected after death!

Therefore, he absolutely had to stay calm and not let this blame fall on him. Otherwise, if something really happened, he would not only lose his position as the Grand Eunuch, but his life would also be in danger.

Stay calm and composed...

"Lord Zhao Hao!"

But at that moment, Mo Mo's heart-wrenching roar rang out, so poignant it was heartbreaking to hear: "Do you really have no regard for my trust in you at all! Lord Zhao Hao, you must keep your promise!"

"It doesn't matter if I die, but please, please spare my poor wives! They are innocent, they are all weak women who can't even kill a chicken!"

Odysseus's eyelids twitched. He recalled Artoria's agile figure. If she were a weak woman, he, with no fighting ability, would probably be considered an infant.

Odysseus was completely out of touch, but his superior status and his deal with Momo allowed him to remain calm and collected.

After calming down and regaining his composure, he made the most astute decision he had made since coming to the Chinese Federation...

Dead-faced onlookers.

This is... I don't understand!

Odysseus was very self-aware. If he didn't understand something, he didn't understand it. He let the capable people do it, while he distributed bonuses and certificates in the background, lavishing praise on them. He also shared some of the credit with the capable people. That was enough for him.

This is his philosophy of life, and he has now decided to continue in his own style.

Anyway, this is your own business, the Chinese Federation. The Chinese Federation is doomed. Odysseus said, "I'm just passing by. I have this expression. I'm just looking."

"Don't make false accusations, you...you...you..."

Zhao Hao clearly had no chance to calm down, because Mo Mo didn't give him a chance to think things through.

At this moment, Mo Mo channeled Leonardo DiCaprio, delivering a performance reminiscent of countless near misses with an Oscar, making him appear as if he truly was a killer utterly driven to despair.

Well, humans are forgetful creatures, especially in tense and chaotic situations; they can forget what they did just three seconds ago.

As a result, the guards, feeling that disaster was imminent, forgot about Mo Mo's performance and words just now, and completely accepted Mo Mo's current identity as a desperate assassin.

And this assassin was sent by Zhao Hao!

Just as Zhao Hao had worried, sometimes the truth of the matter is no longer important; what matters is what Mo Mo, who is at the center of the vortex, is saying.

Whatever he says, others will believe. Whoever he bites, he will bite off a big chunk of their flesh, and they will have nowhere to complain.

Especially considering Zhao Hao's identity, no matter what world he's in, eunuchs are always the perfect scapegoats. Anyway, these guys who are different from normal people must be perverts.

If people become perverts, what can't they do?

Moreover, who is Zhao Hao?

The corruption of the powerful eunuchs was common knowledge, but no one could do anything about them. They were the only people the old emperor and Jiang Lihua could rely on and trust. They held military power and were the last bulwark of the royal family against local warlord families.

Who can touch them?

Who dares to touch them?

In the original story, Li Xingke and others were forced to launch a coup in order to save Emperor Jiang Lihua. At that time, even though the Chinese Federation had deteriorated to such an extent, Li Xingke and others did not dare to easily touch the Grand Eunuch.

Even without the interference of Britannia and the Black Knights, the loyalist force composed of Li Xingke and his subordinate officers might not be able to defeat the troops under the command of the Grand Eunuchs.

However, no one dared to touch the Grand Eunuch, but everyone dared to dream about it!

Just like poor Zhao Hao who ended up carrying a huge pot thrown at him by Mo Mo after a moment's thought, the emperor's personal guards, the few loyal ministers, and the ordinary people all believed that the eunuchs were definitely up to no good.

rebellion?

If you point at ordinary people and accuse them of rebellion, people will think you're crazy. But if you point at powerful eunuchs and say they're rebelling, the people will immediately give you thirty-two thumbs up!

They'll immediately forward it, adding a line like, "If you don't forward it, you're not a loyal Chinese federal citizen!"

Right now, these guards are, in any case, ordinary people.

A dozen guards held swords, their tips slowly turning... pointing at Zhao Hao.

This made Zhao Hao want to vomit blood!

You've pointed the wrong person!

Zhao Hao really wanted to shout, "Are you guards all muscle heads? Can't you have any intelligence?!"

Oh right, they really are all muscle-bound brains who only know how to practice martial arts.

Good heavens! I, Zhao Hao, have lived for so many years, am I really going to be unable to defend myself?

Seemingly driven to the brink, Zhao Hao suddenly seemed to calm down. His small eyes darted around, as if he had made up his mind.

He gritted his teeth and took out a stick, his own stick.

A voice recorder.

"Don't try to make false accusations. I've recorded every word you said, and the recording pen in my hand is the evidence!"

"Zhao Hao, how dare you!"

Upon seeing what was in his hand, the first to utter a curse was surprisingly the head of the guards.

"The law prohibits bringing any recording device into the Forbidden City, yet you're carrying a recording pen with you. What are your intentions?!"

Zhao Hao's eyelids twitched. What were his intentions?

Of course he had ulterior motives. Wasn't he just trying to practice his singing from time to time?

The powerful eunuchs restrained each other, yet they also plotted against one another. Zhao Hao was no exception; he carried a recording pen, naturally to record the weaknesses of his opponents, and even the emperor's weaknesses.

When the old emperor dies and these powerful eunuchs redistribute power and interests, it's not just about who has the most power or the most backers, but also who has the most dirt on the other side.

Not only did Zhao Hao have a recording pen, but he believed that the other powerful eunuchs also had similar preparations.

The entire Forbidden City was a complete funnel, with everyone waiting for the old emperor to pass away so that they could formally divide the spoils and argue over who would get to keep them.

But now, forced by Mo Mo, he has no choice but to take this out as a temporary measure.

However, he would not admit that he had ulterior motives.

"madness!"

Zhao Hao loudly rebuked the head guard, saying, "This is an act of loyalty! Although I know it violates the law, I will still do it for His Majesty the Emperor!"

"You have all seen His Majesty's condition. He may pass away at any time. If I am not prepared to record His Majesty's decrees at all times and miss any of His Majesty's words, I will be held responsible even if I die!"

"So even though I knew it was against the law, I accepted it and accepted the punishment. But today, I must make it clear that none of this has anything to do with me!"

That's right, to put it simply, I'm not taking the blame for this!

As he spoke, Zhao Hao felt incredibly wronged. He had been unfairly blamed and almost killed; it was a complete disaster!

In the end, he had to tarnish his own reputation to get out of his predicament, which would give those damned eunuchs a handle to use against him, and he might lose some of his rights.

Thinking of this, Zhao Hao was so aggrieved that tears streamed down his face, and he was almost about to wail. He angrily pointed at Mo Mo and said, "You treacherous villain, what exactly do you want? If you really want to kill someone, come at me! Release His Majesty the Emperor!"

As he spoke, he subconsciously brought the recording pen closer to his mouth, giving the impression that he was about to start a competition of who was more miserable after finishing his performance.

The guards were completely taken aback, blinked, and then looked at Mo Mo.

Mo Mo shrugged, wiping away her crying expression.

These old geezers are really not easy to deal with.

However, Mo Mo was just playing around with Zhao Hao's verbal sparring; Mo Mo's real methods had already begun to take effect.

And so, to everyone's astonishment, Mo Mo also pulled out a stick, a stick that belonged to Mo Mo.

I am!

Are you doing magic? I clearly passed through the metal detector before entering the Forbidden City!

The head of the guards looked completely bewildered, while Zhao Hao stared blankly at the gleaming silver recording pen in Mo Mo's hand, something that looked far superior to his own.

He really wanted to say, "This is ridiculous!"

Author's Note:

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Second update

057 We, the eunuchs, have rebelled!

Mo Mo's carrying pole is naturally different from Zhao Hao's carrying pole.

Although the world's technology tree has skyrocketed due to the existence of Sakura Stone, Sakura Stone is not omnipotent. Its greatest applications lie in energy and superconductivity, which in turn have led to a series of energy and optoelectronic technologies.