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"Yes, you heard right, we eunuchs have rebelled!"

"Are kings and nobles born with a special destiny?"

"Who says we eunuchs can't achieve anything? Who says we eunuchs can't be upright and honest? Who says we eunuchs are inferior to others?"

"We may be childless, we may not be men, but we are still human, and we still have ambition. You discriminate against us, you look down on us, but none of that can stop our hearts from yearning for success!"

Zhao Hao raised his arm and shouted, "Now, we have rebelled! We are going to succeed! Today we will shed the name of eunuch and replace this aging emperor as the leader of this country!"

"We eunuchs have stood up!"

"Who says eunuchs have no human rights? Who says eunuchs are perverts? Who says eunuchs must forever be subservient to others?"

"As eunuchs, we are diligent and conscientious. We have the minds of men but not the worries of men. We don't have to worry about women. We can devote ourselves wholeheartedly to our careers."

"We have even more reason to succeed!"

"That's right, this is us eunuchs. We eunuchs have every reason to be more outstanding and more elegant than most men in the world, and only we eunuchs are qualified to truly rule the Chinese Federation!"

"Even, to rule the entire world!"

"And today, I solemnly declare here that all men who are not eunuchs, whether they are from the Chinese Federation or from anywhere else in the world, are of an inferior race!"

"And we eunuchs are a noble race, the dawn of human evolution!"

"Only we eunuchs are noble, only we eunuchs are great, and this world will inevitably be ruled by us eunuchs."

"And we eunuchs symbolize a great tomorrow, the future of humanity, and will lead humanity to an even brighter future!"

After saying that, Zhao Hao in the video seemed to be immersed in his self-satisfaction for a long time. After listening for a few seconds, he continued, "History will remember this day. History will prove that we were right."

"I believe that one day in the future, when people look back on history, the great eunuchs of the future will proudly declare that today is the day when eunuchs stand up, and history will remember this day."

"All eunuchs will surely be remembered in history!"

"This is what I wanted to say, this is the eunuch's declaration of independence!"

"We've rebelled!"

The scene abruptly ended and disappeared. Momo severed the neural connection, leaving only a group of petrified people behind.

Seeing this, Mo Mo shook his head.

"Aren't you going to offer your opinion?"

"I'm speechless. Lord Zhao, can't you find a reliable person to ghostwrite your eunuch declaration? It feels like the person who wrote this is a shameless bastard who would do anything for a little money!"

"Lord Zhao, remember to spend more money next time. Don't be stingy with this small expense. Find a more valuable writer to do these things."

However, Zhao Hao remained petrified and unresponsive.

Momo shrugged, looked at Odysseus, and said, "Your Highness, what's your opinion? Oh, by the way, should I add some scenes for you, like making you a witness to their rebellion or something?"

Odysseus moved with great difficulty, as if countless layers of stone were peeling off his body, and every movement required immense effort.

"I... I'm a little confused. Let me calm down, just for a little while."

Odysseus covered his face with his hands, specifically his temples. Unfortunately, his hands weren't big enough, otherwise he probably would have covered his entire head as well.

Odysseus discovered that his problem wasn't keeping up with the pace anymore, but rather that he needed to spend a lot of time thinking about what Momo was doing right now.

Is this ultimately a matter of ability?

Odysseus had stopped caring about his own abilities for many years, acknowledging that he was inferior to others. With self-awareness, he had discovered the meaning and value of his existence.

He originally thought this confidence would last until his struggle for the throne with his brothers and sisters came to a conclusion.

However, now, standing beside Momo, he has begun to doubt his own beliefs in life.

As expected... there's no cure for being brain-dead, right?

Sure enough, my incompetence must be my father Charles's fault!

The day Dad turned himself into a fertilized egg, did he eat or drink some weird thing that reduced his IQ?

Dad, I really wish I could be a little smarter!

"Then forget it. It seems His Highness is not feeling well either, so I won't insist."

"No, in my opinion, Mr. Qilin, if you were willing to sit down and have a proper talk with this eunuch, Lord Zhao, I think you would have something in common."

"After all, Mr. Qilin, you seem to know a lot about eunuchs."

Despite the excruciating pain in his head, Odysseus made his final attempt to persuade him.

"How annoying, Your Highness, I'll take that as a provocation."

Odysseus covered his face and refused to look at Momo again. He felt that rather than watching, he would rather cover his eyes and plug his ears and draw circles in the corner. Out of sight, out of mind, he wouldn't have to constantly experience the gap in intelligence.

At this moment, Zhao Hao finally came to his senses. He opened his mouth and gasped for breath, like a drowning fish.

"Ah, it seems Lord Zhao has something to say?"

"I……"

Zhao Hao's teeth were chattering, and his expression was beyond description. If we were to use seven colors to describe a person's emotions, such as joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, then Zhao Hao's current expression would be like melting a pot of colorful crayons, cooking them into a porridge, and then smearing it all over the wall.

Hmm... a great metaphor, yet still indescribable.

"me……"

Zhao Hao was getting old, and under Mo Mo's onslaught, he felt for the first time how close he was to illnesses such as heart disease, cerebral thrombosis, stroke, myocardial infarction, schizophrenia, and neurosis.

However, Zhao Hao no longer had a chance to speak.

Because countless noises were already faintly emanating from the Forbidden City.

In the east, something exploded; the deafening sound almost stopped your heart.

To the southwest, it seemed that two groups were clashing, with shouts of battle echoing throughout.

In the north, a commotion erupted, followed by a burst of gunfire.

What exactly happened?

Then, they soon found out the answer.

"The Grand Eunuch has rebelled! Follow me! We will risk our old lives to protect His Majesty the Emperor!"

"Follow me, all of you follow me! Her Highness is at the guesthouse. Our team is going to protect her!"

"Xia Wang, that's Xia Wang! Don't let him get away!"

The faint sounds were all the soldiers' roars and howls, followed by a sharp, high-pitched shout. It was Cai Lishi's voice, and Zhao Hao recognized it even though it was far away.

"Kill them all! Kill them all! Anyone who doesn't want to die, get on them!"

Then came Xiang Sheng's voice, saying, "The rest of you, come with me. We're going to see the Emperor. I want to see what's going on, what's going on!"

"That's right, this servant has served the Emperor so diligently for so many years, and yet... Ah!"

Before Huang Qian could finish speaking, another violent explosion rang out, followed by his scream.

Hearing this, it's no longer necessary to guess what happened.

Zhao Hao's face turned deathly pale.

That's outrageous...

This is really the opposite!

We have no choice but to rebel!

When everyone believed that the Grand Eunuch had rebelled, the truth of the matter was no longer important.

Originally, this group of personal guards, who belonged to the old emperor, had always been very suspicious of the emperor's growing thinness and weakness. Moreover, they dared not speak out against the powerful eunuchs who were acting arrogantly.

Today, all the guards have drawn their swords and picked up their spears. They will use the blood of the powerful eunuchs to wash away the humiliation suffered by His Majesty the Emperor.

With a reason to exterminate the powerful eunuchs, soldiers with only muscles in their heads will not consider the consequences, especially when they have a just and resolute reason.

Faced with this pack of mad dog-like personal guards, all the powerful eunuchs could do was mobilize their trusted confidants, offer outrageous rewards and promises, and then gamble everything on meeting the emperor to clear things up, or even kidnap the emperor and actually rebel.

If they want to survive, they only have one way to go.

Zhao Hao's eyes turned red instantly, and his gaze towards Mo Mo was filled with piercing hatred.

This is an unresolved hatred, a hatred between life and death, a hatred where it's either you die or I die.

There is absolutely no possibility of mediation!

"You all saw it, didn't you! This guy framed us, he's insane, he's trying to use the emperor to command the other lords, he wants to be Cao Cao!"

"Take up your swords, take up your swords and kill him, or this country will be finished!"

"All of you, charge! Whoever kills him, I'll make him a general!"

Author's Note:

Fourth update complete~

059 King Qin! King Qin!

Zhao Hao has gone mad.

He was driven to a dead end by Mo Mo, a path of rebellion with absolutely no room for turning back.

Throughout history, those who rebelled were beheaded if they failed. But a eunuch rebelling... tsk tsk, only eunuchs controlled the government. Although there were rumors of eunuch rebellions... but for a eunuch to become emperor... that's simply a once-in-a-lifetime event!

But this is exactly what happened. In the eyes of everyone, in the eyes of the Chinese Federation and even the whole world, these powerful eunuchs started doing such crazy things.

It's true that Mo Mo fabricated the story, but often, the difference between truth and falsehood lies in what the vast majority of people believe, rather than the truth of the matter.

Right now, everyone believes that Zhao Hao and his group of powerful eunuchs have rebelled. They don't even have a chance to explain or bring Mo Mo out to confront them in court, because if they don't resist, they will die under the swords of the enraged soldiers in the next moment.

If you don't want to die, there's only one way: to fight back.

However, after the impatient Zhao Hao announced that the guards would be made generals, none of the guards, who had witnessed the truth and whose eyes were red with anger, dared to make a move.

Zhao Hao's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly corrected himself, pointing to the guards around him, and said, "Hurry up and do it! You all saw what he did just now. You are the greatest hope of this country! His Majesty the Emperor will certainly not be stingy with rewards afterward. I will protect your positions as generals!"

Zhao Hao subconsciously thought that the guards didn't act because they heard him overstep his bounds and that his words were presumptuous, so they quickly changed their tune. However, even after changing their tune, under the lure of the general's position, not one of them took any action.

Seeing this, Zhao Hao felt a chill in his heart, as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over his head, and he could no longer hear the chaotic roars and sounds of battle all around.

Now, he has discovered a sad truth.