Long Live Money in Anime Crossover

The two of them singing in harmony made it quite interesting, which attracted even more attention.

But now, these guys who had been drawn to Mo Mo were completely exhausted when they heard that Mo Mo was even determined to sell his body in order to find a place to stay. Even the most thick-skinned person was completely worn out.

This line of thinking... is definitely wrong, isn't it?

Touma Kamijou had already realized something was wrong. He wanted to cover Mo Mo's mouth, but he subconsciously didn't dare to touch Mo Mo.

Now it's too late.

"So you really did escape from a mental hospital! Sir, are you out of your mind to say something like that?! Tell me right now where you escaped from, or I'll have to be admitted to the hospital myself if you don't send me back soon!"

"Tsk tsk, you're still too green. I just told the truth. Does that mean my plan has no merit?"

"It would be a miracle if it were reasonable! You're not a beautiful girl, how could you go out and sell yourself... Ugh, even if you were a beautiful girl, you still can't do such a thing! This is Academy City, do you think this is a city of sin?!"

"However, there are restless youths and lonely souls everywhere, aren't there?"

Mo Mo stood up with a smile, her smile faintly glowing in the light, and said, "I feel that if lonely older sisters saw me like this, they would kindly take me home and let me stay overnight."

"Then you'll be eaten by the kind older sister, you idiot... Ahhh, I'm going crazy! Don't you see how everyone's looking at you? Everyone thinks you're crazy!"

"Besides, your plan is just wishful thinking. How could such a thing possibly happen? Although I admit you're somewhat handsome, do you think all the girls in the world are infatuated with men?"

"Then how about this?"

"What are you doing, exposing your shoulders in public? Don't you have any shame? Are you the younger brother of that stripper from the urban legends?!"

The two grew louder and louder, causing the surrounding diners to forget about their meals and awkwardly stare at Touma and Momo. The waiter, unable to bear it any longer, came over and said, "Excuse me, could you two... please be a little quieter?"

"Oh, beautiful lady, may I stay at your house tonight?"

However, the older sister's response was Mo Mo'ai's invitation.

"Don't you dare flirt with other people all the time! Don't you have any shame?"

Seeing this, Touma Kamijou quickly stepped between Momo and the saleswoman. However, Touma Kamijou was immediately petrified by the somewhat flustered words coming from behind him.

"Ah... well, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend, and I... I will be loyal to him, so... please find someone else!"

"You're actually interested! Are you here to be the straight man?!"

"Ahhh, that's enough, that's enough! Mo Mo, come with me, I'll let you stay the night, okay?!"

Author's Note:

This is the second update. I have a terrible headache today, so I'll post the third update for now. I'll post the third update before 1 a.m. and make up for it tomorrow. I still owe one update.

063 This is a man's promise!

As he spoke, he reached out his left hand towards Momo, trying to pull her away from the scene that was already on the verge of exploding.

Kamijou Touma felt very sad. His sadness wasn't just because Momo had put on a show of flirting with an older sister right in front of him, but also because he now felt that he had been defeated by Momo's shamelessness.

He chose to submit to Momo and run away with her, rather than suffer humiliation alongside her. This clearly means that Touma Kamijou's ordeal continues.

Would it be more appropriate to shout "What a misfortune!" now?

But just as the two of them left their seats, they were suddenly stopped by someone.

This short figure, only about 1.3 meters tall, wearing the famous Tokiwadai school uniform from Academy City, along with her distinctive hood and unique metal rings around her neck, wrists, and ankles, instantly attracted everyone's attention.

She stood in front of Touma Kamijou, staring intently at him, while Touma felt as if he were being watched by a wild beast.

What's happening here?

Touma Kamijou scratched his cheek and said, "Um, Miss Tokiwadai, is there a problem? If Mr. Kamijou is blocking your way, we can move aside now."

To Touma's dismay, his words were ignored once again. The young lady of Tokiwadai glanced past Touma and looked at Momo.

"It really was your fault! Your shameless words and actions just now made Lady Tokiwadai angry! Apologize to her right now, and apologize to everyone here!"

Kamijou Touma looked at Mo Mo, feeling utterly helpless. Sure enough, their actions just now were too frivolous and had angered others.

We just escaped one disaster, and now another one has struck. Why is life so difficult?

"Let him go."

However, to Touma's surprise, the little Tokiwadai lady spoke to him at this moment.

Kamijou Touma froze, pointing blankly at himself, and said, "That... was he talking to me? You mean you want me to... let him go?"

"That's right, you've caught him. I demand that you let him go."

Kamijou Touma pursed his lips, wondering what was going on now.

"It's okay to let him go, but why do it in the first place?"

Although Touma asked a question, he released Momo's wrist before the answer could be given. After all, releasing Momo didn't cost him anything, or rather, he was more than happy to let go of Momo and get as far away from this jinx as possible.

Instead of answering Touma Kamijou, the petite young lady of Tokiwadai made a move that petrified Touma Kamijou and everyone else in the hotel.

She bypassed Touma Kamijou, came to Momo's side, and grabbed Momo's sleeve.

Kamijou Touma's lips twitched wildly. Could it be...?

“Miss, do you know Mo Mo? If not, my friend and I need to leave immediately and return to my dormitory. After all, I still have a lot to prepare for my friend's lodging…”

"no need."

The girl interrupted Touma, saying, "He just said he's going to sell himself tonight, didn't he?"

"So I bought it, and tonight it's mine."

The girl's voice was flat, as if she were saying something ordinary, but her words were like a bomb exploding in the restaurant, even more explosive than the commotion caused by Touma and Momo earlier.

Kamijou Touma's mouth gaped open, and even his eyes stopped moving. It took him a full ten seconds to regain a sliver of his sanity.

How should this be understood?

Touma Kamijou really doesn't want to think that way!

"Um... Miss Tokiwadai, do you know what 'buying Momo for one night' means? Do you know what he means by 'selling oneself'? I feel like there's a subtle misunderstanding here..."

However, Touma Kamijou's choice of words earned him a disdainful look from the girl.

"Isn't selling oneself just selling one's body, where a man and a woman engage in a human reproductive transaction, and in the end, one party pays the other?"

"I understand that. If it's about money, please don't worry, I'm quite wealthy."

Touma Kamijou immediately knelt down on the ground, completely bewildered by what had just happened!

Not only Touma Kamijou, but everyone around him was once again petrified by the girl's words.

"What, am I wrong?"

"How should I put it... I should say it's absolutely correct, even textbook-perfect, so correct that even Mr. Kamijou Touma couldn't find anything to say about it..."

Touma Kamijou tried his best to organize his thoughts and said, "Well, this is no way, it was just a joke between him and me."

"Besides, this looks like a criminal act, and don't the young ladies of Tokiwadai all live in the school dormitories? Please stop joking around, okay?"

The girl shook her head and said, "I'm not joking. I've decided not to go home tonight. As for criminal activity, you can rest assured. I'm very close to the chairman and have special privileges."

Kamijou Touma was almost in despair. What an imposing statement! It was suffocating for this poor middle school student.

However, he knew that something was definitely wrong, and it was a mistake that absolutely could not be made. Since he couldn't persuade the somewhat eccentric Tokiwadai lady, he would try persuading Momo; after all, he…

Ah... Is Momo a normal person?

Definitely not!

Touma Kamijou's breathing suddenly stopped, and what happened next...?

"Since you are so kind as to extend this invitation, then I shall accept it without hesitation, Miss Unknown."

With that, Mo Mo picked up the girl, walked around Kamijou Touma who was kneeling on the ground, and headed towards the door.

"Why did you suddenly pick me up?" the girl asked.

"Before reproductive behavior between men and women, there needs to be an emotional connection. What I'm doing now is bringing our bodies closer together, and then bringing our emotions closer together. Is that clear?"

"I understand, you can hold me a little tighter now."

"What the hell do you understand!"

Touma Kamijou immediately stood up and said, "You bastard, you actually took this seriously? If you really want to... go do that, I'm going to call the police! That's a crime!"

Unfortunately, Momo seemed to have completely forgotten about Kamijou Touma's existence, and gave the petite girl in his arms a charming smile.

"Let's go, beautiful Lady Tokiwadai. Tonight I'm yours. You can use the power of money to make me feel like I'm not human!"

"Ah."

"Hey, are you guys serious? Don't mess around with me..."

Touma rushed out immediately, but although he followed Mo Mo out of the restaurant door with him, not a second apart, Mo Mo had already disappeared.

"Disappeared……"

Touma Kamijou looked around, but saw nothing.

"Why... do I suddenly feel a sharp pain in my heart? I keep wanting to burn something, but I'm not a person with the ability to generate fire! And... could those two really be..."

"Oh no, what a misfortune!"

……

Meanwhile, Mo Mo and the girl in his arms had reached the rooftop of the hotel. The sun had already set, and the lights in Academy City were on. The night wind made the white coat that Mo Mo had stolen flutter.

"The wind is a bit noisy today."

"But this kind of weather is perfect for intimacy. Beautiful lady, have you chosen a place for us to be intimate today?"

"Okay, I've chosen it. It's over there."

As she spoke, the girl pointed out the direction to Mo Mo, who no longer hesitated. She transformed into a ghost in the darkness, leaping and undulating between skyscrapers, and soon arrived at the destination the girl had indicated.

This is a dark, windowless building located in the center of the Seventh School District.

And this is also the residence of Aleister, the chairman of Academy City and a typical otaku boss... no, the upside-down Aleister.

Mo Mo naturally knew about this place. When the girl mentioned that she knew the chairman, Mo Mo realized what the girl was going to do with him.

It was indeed an embarrassing and difficult thing to talk about, after all, I was going to meet a guy who was neither male nor female, neither old nor young, neither dead nor alive, and I had to keep it a secret the whole time.

However, what puzzled Mo Mo was who this petite girl in her arms was. Was there such a person in Academy City?