Long Live Money in Anime Crossover

"Well, whether you like it or not, whether you agree or not, this is probably who I am. This is me, Mo Mo, and I will continue."

After Momo finished speaking, he waited for Reimu Hakurei's sarcastic remarks, but this time Reimu Hakurei lay on Momo's hair, seemingly lost in thought.

"Mo Mo".

"I'm here."

"What if there's a girl who, no matter what, can't accept you, can't share you with you, even if you've given her everything?"

Mo Mo stroked her chin and said, "I'll probably give up. After all, I won't force her. These kinds of things aren't actually that hard to handle. Even though I've decided to be a scumbag, I still have principles."

"Principles? You still have principles?"

"Of course there is!"

Mo Mo raised an index finger to his lips and said, "It's a secret."

"Tch, you're just too scared to say it!"

Mo Mo blinked and said, "Well, many things are based on the logic of language. No matter how you explain this logic, there will always be ambiguity and unsolvable problems. It's better to keep everything in your heart and let everything be understood without saying a word."

"And then, will it be convenient for you to make changes at any time?"

"Oh, Reimu, people will hate you for telling so many truths!"

Reimu Hakurei grabbed Momo's hair and said, "It's okay if you really don't want to say it. After all, saying this kind of thing is like using words of power, and it might become a handle for others to use against you in the future."

"Just remember, don't forget your true self. Although you are a Heroic Spirit, you are not a permanent and stable being. If you lose your true self, you might fall into some kind of depravity."

Is this considered loving care?

"This is your older sister's teaching, you little brat! Don't think that just because you've lived for a hundred years you're long-lived. There are people in Gensokyo who are hundreds or even thousands of years old!"

"Ugh, how dare you say that to Yakumo Yukari? Don't you want to live?!"

"I didn't say anything about her!"

The two of them played around for a while, but both seemed a little weak. Mo Mo was physically and mentally exhausted, while the source of Hakurei Reimu's fatigue... was probably only known to herself.

"Is it almost over? This game has been completely messed up," Reimu Hakurei asked.

"Probably if Kayaba Akihiko jumps into the pit."

"You've made such a big fuss, what else can you do but let him fall into the trap? Are you going to lock up eight or nine thousand players who have no fighting spirit and are just waiting to die for decades? Although he is a paranoid and inhuman scientist, he is not really insane."

Reimu Hakurei lay on Momo's head, kicking his scalp with her legs, and said, "He probably won't be able to resist Yibo in the end, and wasn't all of this something you planned?"

You noticed?

"If I still can't see it, then all this time I've spent following you has been for nothing?"

Mo Mo smiled slightly and said, "Then can't we continue?"

Reimu Hakurei was taken aback, her expression changed slightly, and her smile became a little forced. She said, "What, suddenly you can't bear to part with your big sister Reimu? Little brother, you won't grow up if you don't leave your big sister!"

"So what if I never grow up if you're here?"

Mo Mo's blunt confession left Reimu Hakurei embarrassed for a few seconds before she remembered her lines and said, "Hey, you scumbag, you're still holding the hand of the girl you were just being intimate with, and you still dare to say these things to me?"

Mo Mo confidently gave a thumbs up and said, "I'm scum, and I'm proud of it!"

"I'll chop you to pieces with a machete sooner or later, you bastard!"

After complaining about Momo, Reimu Hakurei sighed slightly and said, "No, Gensokyo is my home after all, that's where I belong."

"But, Reimu. I've gotten used to you these past few months. I'm used to your presence, used to your teasing, used to you building nests on my head, used to your peeping. These are all proof of your existence!"

"The proofs for the last two points are strange, aren't they? You're clearly provoking me!"

"Look, you've made my hair curly!"

"You've always had curly hair, you bastard! Don't try to blackmail me, Reimu Hakurei!"

Reimu Hakurei didn't want to continue this topic with Momo, and said, "Alright, let's stop talking about it, Fei. There's no way I'm going to stay here. Anyway, you have the opportunity to travel freely in the two-dimensional world. Gensokyo is right there, it's not like you can't go there, right?"

"I see, I understand."

"Hmm, now that you understand..."

"It's a promise, Reimu! Sooner or later, I'll go to Gensokyo, and that's when I'll propose to Yukari Yakumo and ask you to marry me. I'll bring a pure gold offering box as a dowry, okay?"

"Who said anything was agreed upon?! Don't try to misunderstand me! Besides, why is it still that Zi guy proposing marriage? Aren't I her daughter?!"

The two of them sang in harmony, but subconsciously avoided touching on the final key point. Was this an oversight on their part, or a tacit understanding?

The conversation between the two only ended when Argo grabbed Momo's hand again and peeked out.

"Hehehe, look at you grinning like an idiot, did something good happen?"

Author's Note:

PS: Thanks to the "Complaining Emperor" for the generous donation of 100*3. (づ￣3￣)づ

102 is up to me.

Momo smiled and reached out to pinch Argo's nose, saying, "Who's grinning like an idiot? Your smile is practically jumping out of your head."

Argo didn't flinch; instead, he tilted his head slightly, pouted, and offered his nose, as if to enjoy this little interaction.

However, Momo did not comply with her wishes, and instead moved his fingers to stroke Argo's beard.

Argo's face flushed instantly. She opened her eyes, a hint of intoxication still in them, and said, "So, this is your perverse sense of humor!"

"What kind of twisted sense of humor?"

"What kind of twisted sense of humor? Of course, it's because I've clearly taken off all my gear, yet you insist that I keep this rat-whisker mask. What else could this be but twisted humor!"

Argo's face was flushed, but surprisingly he didn't seem embarrassed at all. Instead, he stroked his beard and said, "Does having a beard give you the impression that... that I'm not human?"

"oops!"

Momo gave Argo, who was lost in thought, a sharp rap on the head, causing Argo to scream. But as he screamed, he secretly opened his eyes and looked at Momo. When he found that Momo wasn't angry, he laughed foolishly again.

"You look nothing like you did today. I was genuinely startled when I saw you charging in with a dagger. Which one is the real you, Argo?"

"It's all me. I can be a Tasmanian devil or a hamster. But now that you've tamed Argo, you'd better treat me well, otherwise this poor hamster with no survival skills will surely starve to death!"

Mo Mo smiled slightly and said, "Then, how should I take care of you? How can I feed you properly, my little hamster?"

Argo's face turned bright red. He seemed to have thought of something, and shrank back, whispering, "Ugh, no way! Even if this is just a game... and there's no pain, I'm still mentally exhausted!"

"Besides, right now... that's not actually right either."

Mo Mo nodded and said, "That's right, it's my fault. Our first time should have had a better environment."

Argo manipulated the control panel, donned a set of equipment that was only for show, then slowly climbed out of the tent. He then walked up to Momo with a smile, unceremoniously sat on Momo's lap, and snuggled into Momo's arms.

"Hey hey hey..."

"I used to think about the cutest height difference and I was a little skeptical, but now it seems to be true! With you here, I can really be a little hamster, and it feels so wonderful."

"Thank you, Momo."

Momo put his arm around Argo's waist, stared at Argo's head with his chin, and smelled the fragrance in Argo's hair. He said, "No, I should be the lucky one. Having a girl like you is the luckiest thing in my life."

"If you praise me like that, I'll get arrogant! So praise me some more, tell me you love me more, so that I, Argo, will have the courage!"

"No problem, no matter how many times I say it! I love you, Argo, I love you, little hamster, I'll always love you, Argo!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The two of them covered their faces in silence, but unfortunately, just as she said, she was indeed able to share Momo's five senses.

Because she had noticed Momo's character flaws, she had never dared to mention it. Originally, this was meant to help the guides observe the state of novice Servants, but Reimu Hakurei cleverly believed that Momo would definitely use this information to harass her in many ways, so she kept it a secret.

Right now, listening to the lovey-dovey words of these two silly lovers, Reimu Hakurei wished she could kick Momo's head off so that she could relieve her ears and mood.

Fortunately, this silly bomb of sweet talk only lasted for a few minutes, and Reimu Hakurei was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Mo Mo... what exactly happened? Can you tell me?"

Argo's voice was somewhat low as he said, "Even though we're together now... I still don't know what to do. I completely offended Asuna with that tone, and I hope my actions didn't disrupt your plans? I'm sorry, I really don't know..."

Momo tightened his embrace slightly, which reassured Argo a little.

“You’re not wrong, Argo. Actually, for some reason, I can’t tell anyone the truth, so even Asuna doesn’t know much. Asuna was just doing what I asked her to do beforehand, so if you have to say who’s the culprit behind your conflict with Asuna, it’s me.”

“It is I who should apologize to you, Argo…”

Argo quickly covered Momo's mouth, saying, "It's my fault, it's my fault... but that's not the point! I... since you and Asuna aren't really together... then what are you and me?"

Argo's body seemed to tremble again. Momo found Argo's hand, held it tightly, and said, "Argo, I will never let you go. You are the one I love, and no one can take you away from me without my permission."

Momo's words quickly calmed Argo down. Argo smiled slightly and said, "Can't I even leave you if I want to?"

"How could that be, Argo? You love me so much, how could you leave me?"

"Show-off, pshaw!"

Argo laughed and teased Momo, but did not refute Momo's words.

"But... in the end, what will you do... will you give up Asuna?"

Momo didn't answer, but instead asked, "What do you think? Do you think I would give up Asuna?"

Reimu Hakurei squinted and said, "That's too cunning, making a girl answer this kind of question."

"Go away, go away, we're busy here, go back to building your nest!"

Reimu Hakurei was seething with hatred. She grabbed a strand of hair with her left hand and another with her right, then quickly tied the two strands of hair into a knot. She then continued to repeat the process.

"How cunning..."

Argo was somewhat dissatisfied, but did not refuse. After a few seconds of silence, he said, "If you abandon Asuna because of me, especially the Asuna we know now, I will absolutely not approve of you."

"As things stand, you have to leave because of the condemnation of thousands of people, while Asuna continues according to your plan. This means that, because of... me, Asuna is actually under immense pressure. This pressure..."

"...I don't think I can handle it."

"Asuna still loves you, doesn't she? She loves you very much. She can even temporarily suppress her love for you because of your words and pretend to part ways with you..."

Argo tugged at his hair in distress, saying, "Ugh, does this mean I, Argo, am even worse than Asuna now?! What am I going to do?!"

"It's all your fault, you damned Momo! If it weren't for you, why would I, Argo the Rat, have ended up in such an embarrassing situation!"

Argo turned around, intending to reprimand Momo, but saw Momo's gentle smile as always.