Long Live Money in Anime Crossover

Haruhi Suzumiya hesitated for a moment. Ultimately, they still needed to make some kind of sacrifice as compensation, so that after today's events were over, the entire SOS Brigade could truly have no connection with Momo. She could continue to lead the SOS Brigade against Momo, fighting against Momo, their leader.

Unfortunately, is Haruhi Suzumiya's beautiful idea so easy to realize?

"My request is..."

A playful smile suddenly appeared on Mo Mo's face. He pointed a finger in the direction of the SOS Brigade members, his finger tracing across their astonished faces. Seeing this, Haruhi Suzumiya's face darkened; she thought Mo Mo was actually going to ask her for the members.

How could I possibly tolerate this?

Before Haruhi Suzumiya could erupt in anger, Momo said, "How about this beautiful lady gives me a hug as compensation? I will faithfully pass on this warm hug to Illya."

Haruhi Suzumiya suppressed her anger, which was about to erupt. She hadn't expected that Mo Mo's request was far from unreasonable; he simply wanted a hug.

A hug... just a hug, that could even be considered a courtesy. That shouldn't be too hard to accept, right?

Even Haruhi Suzumiya felt the same way, let alone the SOS Brigade members. They subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that today's matter could really be resolved. However, when they looked in the direction Momo was pointing, they were shocked to find that the person Momo was pointing to was Reimu Hakurei.

This... is a bit awkward.

Reimu Hakurei isn't a full member of the SOS Brigade yet, so why should she hug Momo?

Reimu Hakurei smirked, her amusement vanished, and she rolled her eyes. She seemed to understand what Momo was about to do, and then, to the astonishment of all the SOS Brigade members, she stepped forward and walked up to Momo.

"You really chose me? Aren't all this filthy black mud on me disgusting enough for you?"

Author's Note:

P.S.: There haven't been many updates lately because JKing was dragged away on a family trip for the May Day holiday. He just got back, and his family won't let him write and wants him to rest. JKing also forgot to tell everyone that this is all his fault, and he begs for forgiveness!

Also, I've been working on a new book recently, and it should be released in a few days.

The old book will be updated regularly from now on, and it won't be abandoned. If there are any breaks in updates, I will let everyone know.

077 You can wait a while before leaving.

"A beautiful person's beauty is unaffected even by a little stain. You are that kind of person. I can easily remove this stain for you when I feel your embrace."

Momo opened her arms to Reimu Hakurei and said, "What, I chose you, are you going to reject me?"

Reimu Hakurei looked at Momo with a half-smile. Although she herself did not object to Momo's embrace, she knew that this matter concerned both Momo and the SOS Brigade, and it was not up to Reimu Hakurei to decide alone.

"Wait a moment!"

As expected, Haruhi Suzumiya spoke up. She had originally wanted to stop Reimu Hakurei immediately. But since Momo had said he would help Reimu Hakurei remove the black mud, Haruhi Suzumiya was at a loss for words.

From the SOS Brigade's perspective, Haruhi Suzumiya certainly couldn't allow Reimu Hakurei to sacrifice herself for the SOS Brigade. Just as Reimu Hakurei said, she wasn't yet a member of the SOS Brigade, and her self-sacrifice would only bring shame upon the SOS Brigade.

Now that Momo is going to help Reimu Hakurei clear away the black mud, Haruhi Suzumiya has no reason to stop Reimu. How could she stop Reimu from healing her body just because she saved Reimu's life?

If Haruhi Suzumiya really stopped Reimu Hakurei, then it would be a low-level attempt at moral blackmail.

Reimu Hakurei sighed softly. As expected, Momo was undoubtedly the most cunning. Momo's seemingly casual suggestion had almost simultaneously put both Haruhi Suzumiya and Reimu Hakurei on the barbecue grill.

Haruhi Suzumiya couldn't stop Reimu Hakurei from receiving treatment, and Reimu Hakurei couldn't refuse Momo's treatment either. Otherwise, if Reimu Hakurei refused to make sacrifices for the entire SOS Brigade, how could she gain a foothold in the SOS Brigade?

I'm afraid that before Mo Mo even had a chance to greet her, she would have been kicked out by the members of the SOS Brigade.

Conversely, if she simply submits to Momo's embrace and accepts his treatment, it would mean she has accepted Momo's favor. In that case, even if Reimu Hakurei were to join the SOS Brigade, her actions would be questioned.

No matter what Reimu Hakurei does, she seems to please neither side and is always questioned by others. Having figured all this out, Reimu Hakurei glared at Mo Mo fiercely; Mo Mo's petty schemes were utterly despicable!

At this moment, Reimu Hakurei really wanted to teach Momo a lesson. Only Momo would use such a cunning and malicious scheme to seize an opportunity.

"Okay, I can agree to that, but I have one condition."

"Tell me your conditions, and I will agree to them."

Momo was extremely friendly towards Reimu Hakurei, and her friendly smile made everyone in the SOS Brigade glance at her. Just as she had guessed, the SOS Brigade members' gazes towards Reimu Hakurei became complicated.

So, does Reimu Hakurei have no other way to make herself less embarrassed?

The answer is definitely yes.

"I have only one condition: that today's farce end as soon as possible so that I and the SOS Brigade can leave here and go where we want to go."

"Reimu!"

Haruhi Suzumiya was getting anxious; she couldn't bear to see Reimu Hakurei sacrifice herself for the entire SOS Brigade. But Reimu's next words made Haruhi Suzumiya hesitate.

"Similarly, Commander, I also have a request for you. I hope that I can join the SOS Brigade immediately after this, bypassing your so-called assessment stage. Of course, you can refuse me, but I will also refuse this guy's invitation."

"what!"

Haruhi Suzumiya exclaimed in surprise, clearly not expecting Reimu Hakurei to make demands from both sides. However, Reimu's proactive request actually untied a deadlock for the SOS Brigade. Once Reimu joined the SOS Brigade, they could then openly accept her sacrifices and goodwill.

It's enough to compensate Reimu Hakurei when the time comes.

"So, Commander, have you agreed?"

Reimu Hakurei asked Haruhi Suzumiya, who thought for a few seconds before answering, "Reimu, if I really refuse this, will you hate me? After all, the black mud on you hasn't been cleaned off."

"I certainly won't blame you, Captain. Even without today's opportunity, you would have found a way to help me, wouldn't you?"

Reimu Hakurei's words of comfort cheered Haruhi Suzumiya up considerably. She nodded and declared loudly, "From today onwards, Reimu Hakurei is an official member of my SOS Brigade. I will act as her guarantor and take responsibility for her loyalty to the SOS Brigade!"

"Momo, you should be grateful that you can enjoy Reimu's embrace!"

"Yes," Momo said, opening his arms and embracing Reimu Hakurei as she slowly approached. "I'm so glad it was such a rare situation."

While enduring the pincer attack formed by Reimu Hakurei's thumb and forefinger, Momo initiated a deal with Reimu Hakurei. The terms of the deal were the same as those of Illya and Konno Yuuki: to buy everything from Reimu Hakurei.

Only in this way could Momo remove the black sludge from Reimu Hakurei's body in the blink of an eye. Momo could also achieve a similar effect using quantum light, but that would inevitably be a long and meticulous process.

"Okay, I can agree to that!"

A blush of annoyance crossed Reimu Hakurei's face; clearly, Mo Mo didn't intend to do as she expected. Reimu believed Mo Mo wouldn't break the agreement, but she would use methods she couldn't even imagine to quickly achieve her goal.

"But I will not become your spy in the SOS Brigade, nor will I actively help you fight against the SOS Brigade. Furthermore, until you fulfill your promise to remove me from the SOS Brigade, even if you possess everything I have, I will remain free!"

"No problem, I completely accept!"

Momo grinned and accepted Reimu Hakurei's conditions without hesitation. For Momo, turning the slightly risky bet with Reimu Hakurei into a game was what he needed to do right now.

In an instant, the deal was struck. Reimu Hakurei shifted her position and softly leaned against Momo's chest, leaving behind a black mud figure where she had been. The still-wriggling mud was instantly shattered by Momo's quantum beam, and Reimu Hakurei propped herself up at that moment, backing away step by step back to Haruhi Suzumiya's side.

By the time Reimu Hakurei reached Haruhi Suzumiya's side, the blush on her face had completely vanished, and due to her weakness, her complexion appeared quite pale. It was as if nothing had happened during her embrace with Momo.

"Let's go!"

These words were practically squeezed out from between her teeth; the humiliation she had suffered today was enough. Haruhi Suzumiya vowed that next time she would definitely get the factory back from Momo!

But before Haruhi Suzumiya could step into the portal, Mo Mo's words made her pull her foot back.

"Actually, you can wait a little longer before leaving. If you miss some of the spectacular sights today, you may not have the chance to see them again."

078 Valhalla, Summon!

"What trick are you playing now!"

Haruhi Suzumiya angrily turned her head back; she truly wished she could kill Momo right now. Unfortunately, circumstances forced her to act against her; she had to be responsible for her comrades.

However, the humiliation Suzumiya Haruhi suffered today was nearing her limit. If Mo Mo were to cause any more trouble and pressure her further, Suzumiya Haruhi couldn't guarantee she could calmly continue her entanglement with Mo Mo.

"Relax, calm down!"

Mo Mo waved his hand, appearing very relaxed and cheerful compared to Haruhi Suzumiya's near-breakdown anger.

The thing that had been troubling Mo Mo the most was now resolved. Although Reimu Hakurei wasn't a Heroic Spirit yet, she now belonged entirely to Mo Mo. Moreover, Mo Mo had already extended an invitation to Reimu Hakurei to become a Heroic Spirit. While Reimu Hakurei hadn't accepted, she had put the invitation on hold without rejecting it.

As long as Reimu Hakurei nods, no matter which world or place she is in, she will instantly return to Momo's side.

To illustrate, just a minute ago, Momo and Reimu were in a long-distance relationship, their feelings teetering on the edge. Now, a minute later, they're like an old married couple having a lovers' quarrel. If Momo can calm Reimu down, all that's left is to reconcile before they even get out of bed.

"If I may ask," Momo snapped his fingers, "could you tell me your purpose in coming to this world?"

"Ha, why should I tell you? If you want to spy on our SOS Brigade, don't use such a stupid method!"

Mo Mo merely shrugged at Haruhi Suzumiya's nitpicking; he hadn't expected to get any answers from her anyway.

"Actually, I understand without you saying it. You're probably following the SOS Brigade's mission and want to see if there's any point in saving this world. Unfortunately, you're too late. All you can save is this beautiful Hakurei-san."

Hearing the word "beautiful," Reimu Hakurei couldn't help but smirk. She then glared at Momo fiercely before turning her head away and looking up at the sky. Although she and Momo were essentially reconciled now, Reimu Hakurei couldn't let all the tears she'd endured go unpunished.

Reimu Hakurei began to plot in her mind how to make things difficult for Momo before he forgave her, so that Momo would remember how important she, Reimu Hakurei, was.

"Moreover, it is regrettable that the beautiful Miss Hakurei also gained her health through my hands."

"To put it bluntly, although you had good intentions, you accomplished nothing and almost caused Ilya to be separated from her father. You almost did more harm than good."

"Sigh," Mo Mo said with a pained expression, "What can I say about you guys!"

Mo Mo's expression was practically saying that the entire SOS Brigade was an idiot.

Momo's words were a thorough criticism of the entire SOS Brigade, and almost everyone in the brigade glared at him angrily. Undoubtedly, Momo's behavior would lower many people's already low opinion of him, but Momo didn't seem to care.

What he cared about was his influence within the SOS Brigade, and the chance to reverse the negative impression that Haruhi Suzumiya had instilled in everyone regarding the leaders and Momo personally. Therefore, even at the risk of losing favor, Momo had to prove his character to everyone.

This proves that Momo himself is a noble person, someone who has transcended vulgar interests, someone with thoughts, morality, and ability, and someone willing to put his aspirations and abilities into action.

This proves that he, as a manager, is slightly more trustworthy than Haruhi Suzumiya.

"Alright, stop looking at me so angrily. I didn't mean to criticize or mock you; I'm just calmly stating a fact. Of course, if you think I'm wrong, you can refute me."

No one refuted Momo, because what Momo said was undoubtedly true. This operation was a huge failure for both Haruhi Suzumiya and the entire SOS Brigade, both in terms of results and psychological impact.

"Since you don't object, then I mean you acknowledge it. Don't worry, the reason I'm giving you a little time isn't because I have any ulterior motives towards you, but simply to tell you what the right way to do things is, and what the power to save the world is."

“And I,” Momo pulled down the brim of his top hat slightly, revealing a confident smile, “am the savior of this world, the one who can truly save the second dimension and fight against Gilgamesh.”

There's a limit to self-praise!

Haruhi Suzumiya didn't believe that Momo had the ability to save the world; in her eyes, the world was undoubtedly beyond saving. The most terrifying reason for the disasters caused by Gilgamesh lay here: if Gilgamesh released a single seed, that seed could corrupt the entire world.

If the black mud had just begun to spread throughout the world, Haruhi Suzumiya would have tried to stop the pollution and save the world. But now the world has been completely polluted, and Reimu Hakurei was the only surviving native. Now, even Reimu Hakurei has joined the SOS Brigade and no longer belongs to this world.

In other words, this world has lost all meaning of salvation.

“Since you’ve made such a boastful claim,” Haruhi Suzumiya said, arms crossed, looking on with amusement. “I’d like to see how you plan to save the world. If you’re just spouting nonsense, well, I’ll laugh out loud without hesitation.”

Suzumiya Haruhi was convinced that Momo was boasting. Although she hadn't truly realized Momo's intention to diminish her influence, Suzumiya Haruhi would instinctively oppose him. This was Suzumiya Haruhi's nature, and even though she had tempered herself considerably, her nature wouldn't change.

"In that case, enjoy it to your heart's content."

Momo turned around, opened her arms to the sky, and said, "Let's begin, Yui."